₦airaland Forum

jesusson2020:
Some of u r plain stupid.

Tell me what is funny with what thevisit has said.

Must u show ur stupidity in public.

dru23:
Funny enough I no fit drive for naija road o

thebigkendo:
Why are you pained for dru??

jesusson2020:
Fan club president.

thebigkendo:
Hope you sabi drive

mrjaydee:
You guys should stop all this childish behaviours..this thread was created for Uber discussions.. I visit this thread daily to learn and view drivers experiences.. it's really annoying one has to scroll down and see all this bants and memes!
You guys should grow up!!!

Wishing all the reasonable drivers/partners a successful and safe week ahead.

God bless.

nnamdiumeh:
Good day everyone, please what vehicle is ideal for this Uber business? I Plan on getting a car and joining the platform any moment now.

Thanks

slamstanlee:
Long time no surge

sweetguy10:
So it’s my first week of Uber driving and these are the lessons learnt :

So many people living above their means so as to please people (especially in Lekki, but what do I know ? It’s all about faking it till they make it )

There are lots of undocumented extremely comfortable people in Nigeria , they don’t care about the price just deliver !

Uber will make you meet people you planned meeting in ten years ( whatever comes off it is up to you , some would want your service on offline but it depends on your carriage and rapport )

Uber itself is a morale , career booster ! ( met a young fella into software programming and development , same thing I am into ... he told me some one or two things , some websites to secure very high paying Jobs )

There are very toxic and extremely selfish people that don’t care about you or your car , they just give you directives like they are your parents (met a woman that keeps nagging and querying me about why I was driving too fast , then too slow , that i want Uber to take all her money , funnily it was just a 600N trip and she wanted me to go through the worst of roads )

Lots and lots that I can’t put here for some passenger privacies ( met an associate of the guy that got a popular blogger pregnant which was the talk of the town at that moment ... from the phone calls among other things was where I deduced things )

Etc Etc Et Al

Gotta sleep ...... stay safe on the roads guys

jesusson2020:
I earn a living with driving.

My simple advice for you.

Don't laugh when it's not funny because u think ur laughing will hurt ur enemy. It will only make you look stupid and sometimes people will mistake u for Yaba left patience.

Gentlelife50 is now hiding in shame with his skeleton body, that look like hiv patient, very ugly thing.

thebigkendo:
Danfo drivers make a living by driving.. Does that mean they can drive??

Is it your laugh?? Why is my looking stupid bothering you the most??
You have being looking "your own stupid" attacking Gentlelife.. Did i disturb your stupidity with Gentlelife?

slamstanlee:
Long time no surge

thebigkendo:
Danfo drivers make a living by driving.. Does that mean they can drive??

Is it your laugh?? Why is my looking stupid bothering you the most??
You have being looking "your own stupid" attacking Gentlelife.. Did i disturb your stupidity with Gentlelife?

Thevisit:
This is to let everyone know that this psychotic gay exhibiting a character of a deranged being isn't who he says he is.
Now, let me give people in about who u are.

This nigga lives in gbagada

He is 36years and also from... State...

He fed us with lies on how he gat so many cars on the platform, this is to let you all know he isn't the owner of those cars rather he was asked to manage them by his brother.

Dru is a low self esteem nigga, a butterfly that thinks itself a bird...
Just recently, he was taught how to drive by a friend of mine in the military (isn't this a shame for a nigga who claims to be well exposed and still does not know how to drive at 36)


Nigga, I have more info, repeat ur rubbish and I will release your pictures, alternate monikers and your phone numbers...


This vagabond with multiple personality isn't based in yankee...


Come at me Dru and I will expose u the more. This is just a tip asshole


I will post 4 of his alternate monikers and u will see more about this dumbshit

TUGBASKY1:
Uber driver needed for a just arrived;
*Tokunbo 2004 Toyota Corolla.
*Hire Purchase ONLY
*38,000 naira weekly
*Duration 18months
*10% initial deposit
*Driver Should live within Lekki/ajah(preferably).
*Car is in top top shape plus (comprehensive insurance)
Only serious minded driver should
Call me on 08171282131

Gentlelife50:
I have been waiting for this woman for more than 20 minutes, she said she won't take time when I ask her.
It's been more than 20 minutes I hope she never do me saka.

Xneg:
What's the HP price?

slamstanlee:
last night i went to ipaja, baruwa. I wanted a trip to ikeja GRA. declined 2 egbeda trips.
GRA trip finally entered.
Rider was like bros dont be in a hurry to come, take ur time... gimme10mins i will be ready.
Me : ok. I will leave here to pick you after 10mins.
1km to pick up.
17 mins later, called rider; are you still going, should i start coming?
Rider: yes o.
Got there rider wasted another 13 mins. Paid waiting was around 8mins.
I just vex cancelled.
Drove away....
5 mins later, trying to go thru d jagajaga road back.
Rider called
Me: i hve cancelled d request since you refused to come out. Take another ride
Rider: oh no, oh God.
Typically when i get pissed i go offline, but i didn't

Request entered again, same yeye girl.
Rider: oga please i hav done it again, if you are around com and pick me pls.

Me: i hope you are ready this time..

Rider; i am standing outside pls.
Rider was like i was looking for something thats why, i am sorry...
Me: next time pls make sure it's only ur shoes u need to put on before requesting. I waited, and came back cos this is a remote area.

Got to destination, change na 200.
Madam i dont have change...
Rider; ehn u owe me 200
Me: yes i owe you (your father)

Well said

slamstanlee:
last night i went to ipaja, baruwa. I wanted a trip to ikeja GRA. declined 2 egbeda trips.
GRA trip finally entered.
Rider was like bros dont be in a hurry to come, take ur time... gimme10mins i will be ready.
Me : ok. I will leave here to pick you after 10mins.
1km to pick up.
17 mins later, called rider; are you still going, should i start coming?
Rider: yes o.
Got there rider wasted another 13 mins. Paid waiting was around 8mins.
I just vex cancelled.
Drove away....
5 mins later, trying to go thru d jagajaga road back.
Rider called
Me: i hve cancelled d request since you refused to come out. Take another ride
Rider: oh no, oh God.
Typically when i get pissed i go offline, but i didn't

Request entered again, same yeye girl.
Rider: oga please i hav done it again, if you are around com and pick me pls.

Me: i hope you are ready this time..

Rider; i am standing outside pls.
Rider was like i was looking for something thats why, i am sorry...
Me: next time pls make sure it's only ur shoes u need to put on before requesting. I waited, and came back cos this is a remote area.

Got to destination, change na 200.
Madam i dont have change...
Rider; ehn u owe me 200
Me: yes i owe you (your father)

Gentlelife50:
I have been waiting for this woman for more than 20 minutes, she said she won't take time when I ask her.
It's been more than 20 minutes I hope she never do me saka.

slamstanlee:
last night i went to ipaja, baruwa. I wanted a trip to ikeja GRA. declined 2 egbeda trips.
GRA trip finally entered.
Rider was like bros dont be in a hurry to come, take ur time... gimme10mins i will be ready.
Me : ok. I will leave here to pick you after 10mins.
1km to pick up.
17 mins later, called rider; are you still going, should i start coming?
Rider: yes o.
Got there rider wasted another 13 mins. Paid waiting was around 8mins.
I just vex cancelled.
Drove away....
5 mins later, trying to go thru d jagajaga road back.
Rider called
Me: i hve cancelled d request since you refused to come out. Take another ride
Rider: oh no, oh God.
Typically when i get pissed i go offline, but i didn't

Request entered again, same yeye girl.
Rider: oga please i hav done it again, if you are around com and pick me pls.

Me: i hope you are ready this time..

Rider; i am standing outside pls.
Rider was like i was looking for something thats why, i am sorry...
Me: next time pls make sure it's only ur shoes u need to put on before requesting. I waited, and came back cos this is a remote area.

Got to destination, change na 200.
Madam i dont have change...
Rider; ehn u owe me 200
Me: yes i owe you (your father)