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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:29pm On Jun 20, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Smiles, because there is a MILE between the first and last letter grin

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
The
Undisputed
Champion;
pu7pl3!
*Standing ovation, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:37pm On Jun 20, 2019
Ayanfe29:



pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
In a literal English question, this is the correct answer.
It's a disease caused by a volcano grin
But in a riddle that's wrong... smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:39pm On Jun 20, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Where is the smallest bridge in the world located? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:57pm On Jun 20, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Smiles, because there is a MILE between the first and last letter grin

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
The
Undisputed
Champion;
pu7pl3!
*Standing ovation, cheers*


gracias gracias smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:04pm On Jun 20, 2019
BankyGee:

In a literal English question, this is the correct answer.
It's a disease caused by a volcano grin
But in a riddle that's wrong... smiley
smiley thanks for yesterday bro... You have a mail

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:12pm On Jun 20, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Where is the smallest bridge in the world located? undecided

On your NOSE grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:14pm On Jun 20, 2019
pu7pl3:


On your NOSE grin
undecided egbon warn ya sef undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:15pm On Jun 20, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Where is the smallest bridge in the world located? undecided
the nose

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:28pm On Jun 20, 2019
Nayo08:
smiley thanks for yesterday bro... You have a mail
Ok bro
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrinceGeorge1(m): 8:01pm On Jun 20, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Where is the smallest bridge in the world located? undecided

Pu7pl3 short [/b]NOSE[b]

angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:49pm On Jun 20, 2019
PrinceGeorge1:


Pupl3 short [/b]NOSE[b]

angry


What? angry

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:50pm On Jun 20, 2019
Nayo08:
undecided egbon warn ya sef undecided

What are you hassling me for?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrinceGeorge1(m): 10:49pm On Jun 20, 2019
pu7pl3:



What? angry


Yeah! Exactly what I said... angry

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:56pm On Jun 20, 2019
PrinceGeorge1:



Yeah! Exactly what I said... angry


You said nothing bro...just mentioned me undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrinceGeorge1(m): 11:00pm On Jun 20, 2019
pu7pl3:



You said nothing bro...just mentioned me undecided


My answer to the riddle is NOSE...YOUR SHORT NOSE!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:00am On Jun 21, 2019
BankyGee is feeling thankful smiley with pu7pl3, Nayo08, Ayanfe29, daddytime, Hayqiu010, greatme2good, wizi44, otiwisdom, PrinceGeorge1, dimelo, donielord, ZoeyJ, HerCuteness, Centino, topher052 and 2,278,076 others...
¡Feliz cumpleanos a mi!
Happy Birthday to me!
Translated from Spanish

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:18am On Jun 21, 2019
- I am looking for a bank that can do two things for me: Give me a loan and leave me alone undecidedundecided
- Johnny took a coin, and said, "Head, I watch TV, Tail, I play football, if it stands on its side, I read my books" gringrin
- I want to eat bread and I don't know which one to buy. Introducing BREAD ONE AND HALF, CONFUSED MAN SIZE coolcool
- Pastor said, "Do something crazy for God!" A man dropped his car key in the offering box, another put N1m in the box. I went out, carried the offering box. Pastor shouted, "Heysss, drop it! That's MADNESS! gringrin
- Pastor said, "Repent, for in Hell there will be gnashing of teeth. An old woman at the back smiled and said, "Thank God, I don't have teeth cheesycheesycheesy
gringringringringringringringrin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:26am On Jun 21, 2019
PrinceGeorge1:



My answer to the riddle is NOSE...YOUR SHORT NOSE!

Oh jesus grin...my nose is long and pointed bro

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:27am On Jun 21, 2019
Happy Birthday bankygee...more blessings

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:09am On Jun 21, 2019
pu7pl3:
Happy Birthday bankygee...more blessings
¡Muchas Gracias hermano! gringringrin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:49am On Jun 21, 2019
BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling thankful smiley with pu7pl3, Nayo08, Ayanfe29, daddytime, Hayqiu010, greatme2good, wizi44, otiwisdom, PrinceGeorge1, dimelo, donielord, ZoeyJ, HerCuteness, Centino, topher052 and 2,278,076 others...
¡Feliz cumpleanos a mi!
Happy Birthday to me!
Translated from Spanish
Wishing you the best! My number one wish for you is for good health. This is to ensure that I have many more birthday to celebrate with you, so then I’ll wish good luck and success! smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:09pm On Jun 21, 2019
Nayo08:
Wishing you the best! My number one wish for you is for good health. This is to ensure that I have many more birthday to celebrate with you, so then I’ll wish good luck and success! smiley
Amen. Thank you bro winkwinkwink
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 2:18pm On Jun 21, 2019
BankyGee:

Amen. Thank you bro winkwinkwink
cheesy it's a pleasure wink

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by topher052: 2:43pm On Jun 21, 2019
Nayo08:
Wishing you the best! My number one wish for you is for good health. This is to ensure that I have many more birthday to celebrate with you, so then I’ll wish good luck and success! smiley
happy birthday my Brother. sorry am just seeing this now. i wish you many more prosperous years and glorious height in life

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 2:59pm On Jun 21, 2019
topher052:
happy birthday my Brother. sorry am just seeing this now. i wish you many more prosperous years and glorious height in life
cheesy it's BankyGee's birthday bro smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by topher052: 3:43pm On Jun 21, 2019
Nayo08:
cheesy it's BankyGee's birthday bro smiley
thanks bro

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by topher052: 3:44pm On Jun 21, 2019
BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling thankful smiley with pu7pl3, Nayo08, Ayanfe29, daddytime, Hayqiu010, greatme2good, wizi44, otiwisdom, PrinceGeorge1, dimelo, donielord, ZoeyJ, HerCuteness, Centino, topher052 and 2,278,076 others...
¡Feliz cumpleanos a mi!
Happy Birthday to me!
Translated from Spanish

happy birthday my Brother. sorry am just seeing this now. i wish you many more prosperous years and glorious height in life

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Odinakatechboy: 4:00pm On Jun 21, 2019
Very funny Nigerian Comedy



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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:52pm On Jun 21, 2019
topher052:


happy birthday my Brother. sorry am just seeing this now. i wish you many more prosperous years and glorious height in life
Amen. Thanks bro, God bless you. wink
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:53pm On Jun 21, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Between the nose

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Nayo08!
PrinceGeorge1!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:01pm On Jun 21, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is that which never ask any questions, but requires so many answers? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:25pm On Jun 21, 2019
A doorbell
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is that which never ask any questions, but requires so many answers? undecided

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