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Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by PUSSYHOE(m): 9:03am On Jul 08, 2019
please no sentiment grin
Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by VicYo(m): 9:10am On Jul 08, 2019
konji all the way o.... cheesy the thing de pain ehn

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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by PUSSYHOE(m): 9:14am On Jul 08, 2019
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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by konkonbilo(m): 9:17am On Jul 08, 2019
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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by konkonbilo(m): 9:18am On Jul 08, 2019
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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by PUSSYHOE(m): 9:19am On Jul 08, 2019
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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by Nobody: 9:21am On Jul 08, 2019
Good question grin

For me Na menstrual pains oo

I can always go to the bathroom and w'ank off my konji.
But menstrual pains.. that's one hell of a pain you sure I'll experience for some days every month..it's irresistible and unavoidable.

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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by Callertunez: 9:35am On Jul 08, 2019
krattoss:
Good question grin

For me Na menstrual pains oo

I can always go to the bathroom and w'ank off my konji.
But menstrual pains..that's one hell of a pain you sure I'll experience for some days every month..it's irresistible and unavoidable.
wait what You w'ank as a girl or you get menstrual cramps as a guy..... Abeg clarify your comment grin

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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by donbachi(m): 9:39am On Jul 08, 2019
Which pain?.d pain na just sey priick no go enter dia 4 some days..nothing else...if u doubt me,check penis code.

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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by Junkie1: 10:00am On Jul 08, 2019
KONJI THAT SH*T GIVES ME STOMACH ACHE

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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by catwalq(f): 10:01am On Jul 08, 2019
I believe its menstrual cramps.
I had a flatmate that gets really terrible cramps, sometimes we'd have to take her to the hospital but I'm yet to see a guy suffer that much cause of konji.

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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by tee59(f): 10:17am On Jul 08, 2019
Do you know the amount of blood a lady with menstrual cramps passes out daily and the suffering and pain along with it? Some of them can't go out, some pads can't hold the blood for long and she changes like 6-10 times a day for those with heavy flow. Some can even faint during the time and it occurs monthly. There is solution to your konji pain but not menstrual cramps. Women are trying. Don't compare death to ordinary sleep. You won't wish the pain for your sister, daughter,or friend if you have seen the person with menstrual cramps before.

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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by Offpoint: 10:18am On Jul 08, 2019
Which one be conji pain again ni tori olorun mi...

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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by AstroOG: 10:29am On Jul 08, 2019
Your truly a pussy hoe

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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by Pharaoh4rin(m): 11:56am On Jul 08, 2019
tee59:
Do you know the amount of blood a lady with menstrual cramps passes out daily and the suffering and pain along with it? Some of them can't go out, some pads can't hold the blood for long and she changes like 6-10 times a day for those with heavy flow. Some can even faint during the time and it occurs monthly. There is solution to your konji pain but not menstrual cramps. Women are trying. Don't compare death to ordinary sleep. You won't wish the pain for your sister, daughter,or friend if you have seen the person with menstrual cramps before.

Wow. Menses can't drive u to commit crime against man (anal), woman (rape), children (molest), animal, or close relatives (incest). U see, konji is worst in all fronts.

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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by timibare(m): 12:18pm On Jul 08, 2019
Konji dey pain? shocked

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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by rosy1992(f): 12:28pm On Jul 08, 2019
Menstrual cramps is so painful and unbearable, It can't be compared to sexual urge. You can control sexual urges, by channeling your mindset in a positive way, avoid immoral things and living a spiritual life with God.

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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by PUSSYHOE(m): 4:17pm On Jul 08, 2019
Pharaoh4rin:


Wow. Menses can't drive u to commit crime against man (anal), woman (rape), children (molest), animal, or close relatives (incest). U see, konji is worst in all fronts.
They always post with sentiment women

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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by DaddyMorenike: 4:18pm On Jul 08, 2019
As a guy that I am. I think it's menstrual pains oh. My balls go come dey hot like roasted corn, d stress of tying sanitary pads to dem balls are uncomfy.
Konji is still manageable as I am a born again christian. I only need to annoint my pwwwwwek with olive oil.
Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by iCauseTrouble: 4:23pm On Jul 08, 2019
PUSSYHOE:
please no sentiment grin
Konji I swear. The kain konji wey hold me for weekend no be here. Any matured lady staying in or around Abuja should chat me up.

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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by dreamwords: 4:57pm On Jul 08, 2019
Fuckfuck boys everywhere
Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by Midas01: 5:43pm On Jul 08, 2019
Even though this is a joke, I still don't like this. I have experienced excruciating menstrual pains to the point I have been rushed to the hospital severally. On such occasions I felt like I was going to die as I was losing blood while at the same time stooling and vomitting multiple times. I almost fainted in the middle of the road. I threw up right there on a very busy junction in Port Harcourt and I've missed exams due to this.

The last time this happened the excruciating pains lasted for almost the entire day despite taking drugs.

Pls it is not everything you joke with.

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Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by Joystark(f): 7:14pm On Jul 08, 2019
Very very very foolish thread.
Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jul 08, 2019
Senseless thread.
Can one gender experience both?
Or how do you want us to know?

If this nonsense makes front page, I will know that nairaland is actually a senseless forum.

Nonsense.
Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by IamPlato(m): 8:18pm On Jul 08, 2019
And What Is Konji Pain

Dont You Compare Menstrual pain To Anything... When You Dont Know Just Shut Up
Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by okoroemeka(m): 8:18pm On Jul 08, 2019
Joystark:
Very very very foolish thread.
what makes it foolish, behind the cute cuddley facade women are really strong to put up with such a monthly biological upheaval,I remembered a weekend I spent with my girl and the wahalla started,it was so serious we have to use Pampers and things I cannot even start to explain to stem the tide,since that day my perspective about women changed.
Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by Joystark(f): 8:21pm On Jul 08, 2019
okoroemeka:
what makes it foolish, behind the cute cuddley facade women are really strong to put up with such a monthly biological upheaval,I remembered a weekend I spent with my girl and the wahalla started,it was so serious we have to use Pampers and things I cannot even start to explain to stem the tide,since that day my perspective about women changed.


Which is this is a foolish thread. We are on the same page, sir.
Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by Oluwasaeon(m): 8:33pm On Jul 08, 2019
krattoss:
Good question grin

For me Na menstrual pains oo

I can always go to the bathroom and w'ank off my konji.
But menstrual pains.. that's one hell of a pain you sure I'll experience for some days every month..it's irresistible and unavoidable.
DaddyMorenike:
As a guy that I am. I think it's menstrual pains oh. My balls go come dey hot like roasted corn, d stress of tying sanitary pads to dem balls are uncomfy.
Konji is still manageable as I am a born again christian. I only need to annoint my pwwwwwek with olive oil.

Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by Nopanties: 8:45pm On Jul 08, 2019
Wait, is konji painful?
Not every time menstration hurts. If urs hurts always, it's called Dysmenorrhoea.
I still fukk my girl during her menses, no biggie
Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by Nobody: 8:46pm On Jul 08, 2019
Menstrual cramps can be crippling. I agree.


However, there was a time I passed out from konji pain. Literally.

Scouts honor.
Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by Ishilove: 9:03pm On Jul 08, 2019
Nopanties:
Wait, is konji painful?
I still fukk my girl during her menses, no biggie
You'se a dirty modafocka. What?!
Re: Which Is More Painful Menstrual Cramps VS Konji Pains? by Nopanties: 9:06pm On Jul 08, 2019
Ishilove:

You'se a dirty modafocka. What?!
No, on a serious note, she's very tidy. She'll tell me to wait, she'll clean up, we fukk, she'll clean herself n myself and we continue till we're done, have our bath, eat a little n sleep off.
My girl is the dream girl of many guys here

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