Ok since you still decided to enter here, I would assume you must have come with an invite. So show me your invite, I said show me your invite or I would, I would... say hope you found that funny for this was only meant to be a joke.

For even if I wanted to bar you from entry here it would be impossible for me, because there's no provision here for me to do so.

But there are real life instances where entry into a venue is strictly by invitation, hence not a joke but a very serious matter.

For at the main entry, gate or door, of such venues are usually deployed certain persons meant to prevent those without invites from gaining entry into such a venue, so the chances of someone entering into the venue without an invite is very slim.

And even in unusual circumstances where such a person manages to scale through the entry without an invite, it doesn't necessarily mean that the person has succeeded, for the person could yet be bundled out if spotted without an invite inside the venue by those tasked with keeping such uninvited persons out of it.

Those days when we were much younger, we used to call those tasked with keeping such uninvited persons out from party or show venues, bouncers. And they were usually very hefty persons with heavily built bodies, so no messing around with them bouncers if you did not have an invite. For the fear of the bouncers then used to be the beginning of the wisdom of not trying to gain entry into the venue without an invite.

Now I have been able to draw some comparison with such a scenario of bouncers who stay at the door or gate of such venues to prevent people without invites from entering into it, to the picture that has been painted of what would happen at the end of the world.

For in that instance the venue would be heaven, and entry into the venue would be strictly by invitation, and Jesus would play the role of the bouncer that day, and would be at the door.

Luke 13:25-28 (KJV)

25 When once the master of the house is risen up, and hath shut to the door, and ye begin to stand without, and to knock at the door, saying, Lord, Lord, open unto us; and he shall answer and say unto you, I know you not whence ye are:
26 Then shall ye begin to say, We have eaten and drunk in thy presence, and thou hast taught in our streets.
27 But he shall say, I tell you, I know you not whence ye are; depart from me, all ye workers of iniquity.
28 There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out.

So the above instance illustrates those who came to the door of the venue without an invite, but wanted to yet gain entry into it, but the bouncer, Jesus, did not allow them to enter into the venue because they had no invite.

That was for those who were not able to gain entry into the venue without an invite, but this other one illustrates a situation where someone without an invite yet manages to enter into the venue:

Matthew 22:11-13 (KJV)

11 And when the king came in to see the guests, he saw there a man which had not on a wedding garment:
12 And he saith unto him, Friend, how camest thou in hither not having a wedding garment? And he was speechless.
13 Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

So on this occasion someone managed to scale the door and gained entry into the venue without an invite, but was spotted by the bouncer, Jesus, to have entered without an invite, and therefore was bundled out of the venue.

So now we have the venue in this instance which is heaven, while the bouncer is Jesus, but what then is the invite?

In the first given instance, it was suggested when the bouncer told those without the invite, "depart from me, all ye workers of iniquity".

And this other instance makes it clearer:

John 5:29 (KJV)

29 And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.

So the invite is good deeds, for those without the good deeds cannot gain entry into Heaven, and that's why the bouncer had told those workers of iniquity to depart from Him, for it's impossible to be a worker of iniquity and yet have an invite into the venue of Heaven.

For that was why God gave man His Word to keep, for in keeping them, man would have the invite into the venue of heaven, which are good deeds.

And in this saying is given the name that those who have the invite of good deeds are called:

Matthew 25:46 (KJV)

46 And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

So they are called the righteous, and they are the ones who have the invite into the venue called heaven.

And this invite is the most important thing for every human being on the face of this Earth to get before they get to the door of the venue, because it is the only way they can gain entry into it.

So try and ensure that you have your invite, so that you would not be denied entry into the venue of eternal life called heaven.

God bless.

Revelation 3:19-21 (KJV)

19 As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent.
20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
21 To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne.

The saying of Jesus "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock" came to my mind after the OP. And it showed that those who didn't have an invite and weren't allowed into the ultimate venue called heaven by the "bouncer" called Jesus, were actually also "bouncers" in a sense while they were on Earth.

Therefore it offered an interesting perspective to the topic, for while they were yet on Earth, they had refused to open the door and allowed Jesus entry into the venue of their hearts. So to that extent they were His bouncers.

So in a sense, it could be said that Jesus was a bouncer to them in the venue of heaven, because they were bouncers to Him in the venue of their hearts while they were on Earth.

For had they not bounced Him while He stood at the door and knocked, but allowed Him into the venue of their hearts, He would not have bounced them out the venue of heaven.

And considering what Jesus called them when He bounced them out of the venue of heaven, which is "workers of iniquity", it was by their works of iniquity that they bounced Jesus out of their hearts, for they refused to repent from their wicked ways.

So that was why they didn't have the invite of good deeds which would have opened the door for Jesus to come into the venue of their hearts and made Him to sup with them, and they with Him.

For it's only those who have allowed Jesus into the venue of their hearts while on Earth that Jesus knows, and would open the door for, at the end of the world, to enter into the venue of heaven.

So Jesus is still saying to all His bouncers here on Earth who have yet refused Him entry into the venue of their hearts by their works of iniquity:

"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me." Revelation 3:19-21 (KJV)

Have you gotten your invite?

Jesus is standing at the door!

Chairman, when are you going to continue on that your Paul thread now?

jesusjnr:
Jesus is standing at the door!

MrPresident1:
Chairman, when are you going to continue on that your Paul thread now?

Ok you've now become a fan of that fantastic thread, that you can't wait any longer for the mistake No 7. Please sir accept my apologies for the delay.

But if you only knew the backlog of topics I have because of the extent to which i been bombarded daily with topics by the Holy Spirit, you go know say e go even dey too much for two or three persons to keep up with, not to talk of one. Speaking of the overflow.

But not to worry, for I promise you that by the end of next week, for this week has already ran out, you would have the mistake No 7 of Paul's teachings come up.

And it would be about the spirit of the prophets. So now you know!

God bless.

You are going to hell

jesusjnr:
Ok you've now become a fan of that fantastic thread, that you can't wait any longer for the mistake No 7. Please sir accept my apologies for the delay.

But if you only knew the backlog of topics I have because of the extent to which i been bombarded daily with topics by the Holy Spirit, you go know say e go even dey too much for two or three persons to keep up with, not to talk of one. Speaking of the overflow.

But not to worry, for I promise you that by the end of next week, for this week has already ran out, you would have the mistake No 7 of Paul's teachings come up.

And it would be about the spirit of the prophets. So now you know!

God bless.

MrPresident1:
You are going to hell

And you must be the devil!

You going to hell man

jesusjnr:
And you must be the devil!

MrPresident1:
You going to hell man

And you must be the devil man!

Many are mad but few are roaming. #WalksOutofYabaleft

adoyi8:
Many are mad but few are roaming. #WalksOutofYabaleft

You won't be able to walk out of hell, so get your invite while you are yet alive.

jesusjnr:
You won't be able to walk out of hell, so get your invite while you are yet alive.

I will only want to walk out of hell if i find people like you there. Otherwise, I can't wait.

adoyi8:


I will only want to walk out of hell if i find people like you there. Otherwise, I can't wait.

But even if you hate people as myself that much, you won't be able to walk out of hell without an invite.

So why because of your spite for the likes of us, get your invite first, so that you can have the right steer clear of us wherever you find us. Either in heaven or in hell.

jesusjnr:
But even if you hate people as myself that much, you won't be able to walk out of hell without an invite.

So why because of your spite for the likes of us, get your invite first, so that you can have the right steer clear of us wherever you find us. Either in heaven or in hell.

Do you know that there's no difference between you and a scammer? You want me to get an invite to somewhere you cannot prove exist which you claim i will discover only after I die at which point i cannot come back and hold you for misleading me so I ask you; Are you a yahoo boy?

Empty threat of a title. Just like his God.

adoyi8:


Do you know that there's no difference between you and a scammer? You want me to get an invite to somewhere you cannot prove exist which you claim i will discover only after I die at which point i cannot come back and hold you for misleading me so I ask you; Are you a yahoo boy?

What if the only way for you to get a proof it existed was only if you died?

That's why I said try and get an invite first, so if you get proof it exists when you die, you would also have your invite with you and be happy you did have that option.

And not just proof without options?

jesusjnr:
What if the only way for you to get a proof it existed was only if you died?

That's why I said try and get an invite first, so if you get proof it exists when you die, you would also have your invite with you and be happy you did have that option.

And not just proof without options?

The thing is that I dont even want to go there because the people that tried to advertise the place did a poor job. i don't want to spend eternity inflating the Ego of an Egomaniac God. Praising and calling him holy while he is roasting some people i love in his eternal berbecue.

advocate666:
Empty threat of a title. Just like his God.

Fear fear advocate. So you dey fear the threat?

jesusjnr:
Fear fear advocate. So you dey fear the threat?

Ha.

God fearing ones accuse others of their malediction.

advocate666:


Ha.

God fearing ones accuse others of their malediction.

Coming from the lips of a Satan fearing one, Lol!

jesusjnr:
Coming from the lips of a Satan fearing one, Lol!

I don't fear Satan. I love him.

advocate666:


I don't fear Satan. I love him.

That's my point.

You fear him in that respect and that's why you keep his instructions. Or don't you?

jesusjnr:
That's my point.

You fear him in that respect and that's why you keep his instructions. Or don't you?

I do what I want. Infact whatever I do is good with Satan. I can even insult him and unlike Yahweh, He doesn't care. He's confident enough in Himself to neither need my love nor my fear nor my anything.

The fact that I love Him is solely my decision and my feeling.

Mr speaker, don't forget your Paul thread o. Also have in mind that you are going to hell

jesusjnr:
Ok you've now become a fan of that fantastic thread, that you can't wait any longer for the mistake No 7. Please sir accept my apologies for the delay.

But if you only knew the backlog of topics I have because of the extent to which i been bombarded daily with topics by the Holy Spirit, you go know say e go even dey too much for two or three persons to keep up with, not to talk of one. Speaking of the overflow.

But not to worry, for I promise you that by the end of next week, for this week has already ran out, you would have the mistake No 7 of Paul's teachings come up.

And it would be about the spirit of the prophets. So now you know!

God bless.

advocate666:


I do what I want. Infact whatever I do is good with Satan. I can even insult him and unlike Yahweh, He doesn't care. He's confident enough in Himself to neither need my love nor my fear nor my anything.

The fact that I love Him is solely my decision and my feeling.

Nah you can't do whatever you want with Satan, for if you do loving God or do God's Will, it won't be good with Satan.

But you can prove me wrong by trying it, then you would understand why I say that you fear Satan!

jesusjnr:
Nah you can't do whatever you want with Satan, for if you do loving God or do God's Will, it won't be good with Satan.

But you can prove me wrong by trying it, then you would understand why I say that you fear Satan!

Done it all before.

Gave my life to the weeping one and his jealous dad.

Went back to Satan.

You know what, Hell didn't notice. There was no mourning nor rejoicing.

I tell you. We do what we want. Stop putting your attributes on us.

advocate666:


Done it all before.

Gave my life to the weeping one and his jealous dad.

Went back to Satan.

You know what, Hell didn't notice. There was no mourning nor rejoicing.

I tell you. We do what we want. Stop putting your attributes on us.

You don't even know why Hell didn't notice.

It was because you never truly left Hell in the first place.

Except you are saying you are so useless and inconsequential to Hell's cause, for you can tell that there are those who give serious heartache to Satan, like you know who.

So if you were likewise, Hell won't fail to notice if you returned.

jesusjnr:
You don't even know why Hell didn't notice.

It was because you never truly left Hell in the first place.

Except you are saying you are so useless and inconsequential to Hell's cause, for you can tell that there are those who give serious heartache to Satan, like you know who.

So if you were likewise, Hell won't fail to notice if you returned.

Hell is not heaven.
Satan is not God.
They are OPPOSITES!

If you can get this into your thick xtian skull, you may understand what I say.

MrPresident1:
Mr speaker, don't forget your Paul thread o. Also have in mind that you are going to hell

I know you're already in hell, so don't expect for me join you there.

Of course I made the promise, so hold me accountable if I don't.

advocate666:


Hell is not heaven.
Satan is not God.
They are OPPOSITES!

If you can get this into your thick xtian skull, you may understand what I say.

Satan fears those who fear God.

So you fear Satan who fears those who fear God!

jesusjnr:
Satan fears those who fear God.

So you fear Satan who fears those who fear God!

you are godly stupid.