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My Terrible Date Tale by naughtybabe(f): 2:40am On Jul 17, 2019
His spoon reached out to my plate and he cut a piece of my moimoi.
I looked up from my phone.

“Not bad.” He said as he nibbled on it. “You would have told me it is sweet so I would have gotten moimoi too.”
.
He held up his spoon. “See how I mistakenly carried spoon instead of fork.” He said. “You see why I said next time you will serve me. Women know these things better.”

I was still quiet, even though my fists were clenched beneath the table.

“This their spoon is even too big for my mouth.” He continued. “You would have carried this their big spoon for yourself. Girls eh. You people have tiny mouth but it can still stretch and fit big big things.”

I had enough for one afternoon. Thankfully my meal was still untouched by me. He had already started eating it so he was free to have it all since he doesn’t know how to talk and when to just shut up and eat.

I blocked his phone no and got up.

“Please, don’t ever call me again.” I told him quietly. I couldn’t be bothered with his facial expression as I took my leave.
It’s too early in the year for nonsense.

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Re: My Terrible Date Tale by LilMissFavvy(f): 2:58am On Jul 17, 2019
Oops. Funny one indeed. Some of these ill-mannered men, the problem is their background, poor upbringing. A very greedy fellow cracking stupid jokes, he leanrnt his lessons the hard way.
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by Nobody: 4:04am On Jul 17, 2019
LilMissFavvy:
Oops. Funny one indeed. Some of this ill-mannered men, the problem is their background, poor upbringing. A very greedy fellow cracking stupid jokes, he leanrnt his lessons the hard way.

U went all the way to his parents ?? Girl...you harsh...someone can’t even play with you...
Dude was just trying to be funny and salacious at the same time, though inappropriate due of the timing cos it’s a first date. He could have probably said the same thing after subsequent dates and she might not have walked away...
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by nuelyoyo(m): 5:25am On Jul 17, 2019
grin cheesy grin grin grin grin
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by catwalq(f): 8:42am On Jul 17, 2019
Maybe he was nervous and just trying to ease the atmosphere..

But touching your food without asking,on a first date

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Re: My Terrible Date Tale by frankkydee(m): 9:11am On Jul 17, 2019
Ehya
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by Nobody: 11:10am On Jul 17, 2019
Some guys sha
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by Nobody: 11:27am On Jul 17, 2019
Lolzz i think Op didn't really dig the guy in the first place... BTW i think the dude was yapping too much and trying too hard to be familiar instead of just being himself. Funny post tho grin grin
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by Nobody: 1:28pm On Jul 17, 2019
grin tiny mouth but can still streatch to fit big things

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Re: My Terrible Date Tale by LarryBee1k: 2:17pm On Jul 17, 2019
Funny

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Re: My Terrible Date Tale by Fountainofyouth(f): 2:26pm On Jul 17, 2019
Some guys ehn, chai.

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Re: My Terrible Date Tale by ImaIma1(f): 5:54pm On Jul 17, 2019
Imagine him eating from her food when he had his own in front of him. Hungry guy.

His lack of composure and his dirty joke is a big turnoff. Not every girl can take such nonsense.
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by ImaIma1(f): 5:55pm On Jul 17, 2019
lefulefu:
grin tiny mouth but can still streatch to fit big things


That is the one you will see
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by Nobody: 6:22pm On Jul 17, 2019
ImaIma1:
Imagine him eating from her food when he had his own in front of him. Hungry guy.

His lack of composure and his dirty joke is a big turnoff. Not every girl can take such nonsense.
cheesy
ImaIma1:
Imagine him eating from her food when he had his own in front of him. Hungry guy.

His lack of composure and his dirty joke is a big turnoff. Not every girl can take such nonsense.
he was just trying to be romantic eating from her plate and as for d jokes he was kidding with op.cant a guy play with a girl again

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Re: My Terrible Date Tale by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jul 17, 2019
LarryBee1k:
"Girls eh. You people have tiny mouth but it can still stretch and fit big big things.”

" ah awon obirin, won ni enu kolobo sugbon enu yen le fe lati gba gbola nla "

shocked
grin
LarryBee1k:
"Girls eh. You people have tiny mouth but it can still stretch and fit big big things.”

" ah awon obirin, won ni enu kolobo sugbon enu yen le fe lati gba gbola nla "

shocked
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by Nobody: 6:32pm On Jul 17, 2019
catwalq:
Maybe he was nervous and just trying to ease the atmosphere..

But touching your food without asking,on a first date
aghn he was just trying to be romantic and funny nau.if op had waited iyam sure d bros would have ordered another moi moi for her.
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by Nobody: 7:24pm On Jul 17, 2019
ImaIma1:
Imagine him eating from her food when he had his own in front of him. Hungry guy.

His lack of composure and his dirty joke is a big turnoff. Not every girl can take such nonsense.


maybe !! just maybe most of these female monikers are just late teens with little life experience or maybe they just derive joy in fooling themselves ... cannt take nonsense ... on top nothing !
It so obvious the OP is not into the guy, his jokes are whack ,talks to much & he ate from my dish are just filmsy excuses.. when you don't like someone sneeze on the first date could be a deal breaker.
@naughtybabe grow up ..its a date meaning getting to know each other, not an interview ..fvck formalities or save it 4 magas , 1st date could be fun, could be like you've known each other for long , could be no limits. swallow ya pride jor

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Re: My Terrible Date Tale by Nobody: 7:31pm On Jul 17, 2019
The quality of goods determines the quality of buyers, fullstop.
Next topic please. undecided

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Re: My Terrible Date Tale by ImaIma1(f): 8:22pm On Jul 17, 2019
ericsmith:



maybe !! just maybe most of these female monikers are just late teens with little life experience or maybe they just derive joy in fooling themselves ... cannt take nonsense ... on top nothing !
It so obvious the OP is not into the guy, his jokes are whack ,talks to much & he ate from my dish are just filmsy excuses.. when you don't like someone sneeze on the first date could be a deal breaker.
@naughtybabe grow up ..its a date meaning getting to know each other, not an interview ..fvck formalities or save it 4 magas , 1st date could be fun, could be like you've known each other for long , could be no limits. swallow ya pride jor


I probably wouldn't have taken offence if he had eaten out of my food. He could just be trying to be free. But that joke... already sexualizing her and being vulgar.
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by Texman21: 9:10pm On Jul 17, 2019
ImaIma1:


I probably wouldn't have taken offence if he had eaten out of my food. He could just be trying to be free. But that joke... already sexualizing her and being vulgar.
the effect of reading ilegend books.










ilegend abeg na joke

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Re: My Terrible Date Tale by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jul 17, 2019
ImaIma1:


I probably wouldn't have taken offence if he had eaten out of my food. He could just be trying to be free. But that joke... already sexualizing her and being vulgar.



was it the part he said he took spoon instead of fork n op naught mind drifted to Bleep ..was that why she was clenching her fist underneath the table ..or that part
gurls have tiny mouth buh it can strench n accomodate any big thing ... c'mon even tho that line sounds whack, buh experience as taught some of us that no matter how offpoint or whack a joke might be to a lady. her love for the man will make it funny infact she we laff. bottomline OP no just like the bobo jor !

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Re: My Terrible Date Tale by Nobody: 10:11pm On Jul 17, 2019
Hahaha

"Tiny mouth that can stretch and fit big big things"

Him no lie sha
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by Offpoint: 10:38pm On Jul 17, 2019
ericsmith:




was it the part he said he took spoon instead of fork n op naught mind drifted to Bleep ..was that why she was clenching her fist underneath the table ..or that part
gurls have tiny mouth buh it can strench n accomodate any big thing ... c'mon even tho that line sounds whack, buh experience as taught some of us that no matter how offpoint or whack a joke might be to a lady. her love for the man will make it funny infact she we laff. bottomline OP no just like the bobo jor !
Must you guys always involve my innocent name in your comments? may una lemme me alone o
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by LadySarah: 10:40pm On Jul 17, 2019
Akuko Rere ure!
Big big tinz coming from where?

Anuofia!

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Re: My Terrible Date Tale by AstroG: 10:54pm On Jul 17, 2019
ImaIma1:
Imagine him eating from her food when he had his own in front of him. Hungry guy.

His lack of composure and his dirty joke is a big turnoff. Not every girl can take such nonsense.

Re: My Terrible Date Tale by AstroG: 10:54pm On Jul 17, 2019
lefulefu:
grin tiny mouth but can still streatch to fit big things

Re: My Terrible Date Tale by AstroG: 10:55pm On Jul 17, 2019
LadySarah:
Akuko Rere ure!
Big big tinz coming from where?

Anuofia!



Osinor gini undecided undecided??

Re: My Terrible Date Tale by ImaIma1(f): 12:11am On Jul 18, 2019
ericsmith:




was it the part he said he took spoon instead of fork n op naught mind drifted to Bleep ..was that why she was clenching her fist underneath the table ..or that part
gurls have tiny mouth buh it can strench n accomodate any big thing ... c'mon even tho that line sounds whack, buh experience as taught some of us that no matter how offpoint or whack a joke might be to a lady. her love for the man will make it funny infact she we laff. bottomline OP no just like the bobo jor !


Her love for the man? Which love already? It was a first date
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by Nobody: 7:44am On Jul 18, 2019
[quote author=ImaIma1 post=80375719]

Her love for the man? Which love already? It was a first date[/q


Date don't just happen suddenly, they must av met before or been communicating prior to the date. except its a blind date.. but i doubt if that is the case here.
so you're just gonna pretend like you never heard or felt "love @ 1st sight" why do you think some people av "sex on the 1st date" c'mon are you that boring, ooh! shy type, am so shy grin
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by ImaIma1(f): 8:48am On Jul 18, 2019
[quote author=ericsmith post=80379903][/quote]

I am hardly the shy type. From what I know that period as, it's a time when you are just getting to know someone. If you want to get too familiar, you should be able to read the other person to know if it would be appropriate.

Love at first sight is superficial... without knowing what or who you are loving...naaah.
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by Nobody: 9:54am On Jul 18, 2019
ImaIma1:


I am hardly the shy type. From what I know that period as, it's a time when you are just getting to know someone. If you want to get too familiar, you should be able to read the other person to know if it would be appropriate.

Love at first sight is superficial... without knowing what or who you are loving...naaah.




you are right, perhaps you like taking ur time b4 you go into a r/ship well there are few people like that but you should know these days things happen fast".
just as people react on NL n think later that is how relationship happens now, sex go don happen we study ourselves later. lolz ! people just go with instinct.
Re: My Terrible Date Tale by ImaIma1(f): 10:19am On Jul 18, 2019
ericsmith:





you are right, perhaps you like taking ur time b4 you go into a r/ship well there are few people like that but you should know these days things happen fast".
just as people react on NL n think later that is how relationship happens now, sex go don happen we study ourselves later. lolz ! people just go with instinct.


Yeah everything is fast fast and sometimes I move with it. But I have always been slower when it comes to my heart.

I try as much as possible to minimize regret situations later. I can't come and be crying heartbreak everytime when I would have taken one moment to think and avoid it.

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