Enrypech:


No other theory will beat the accessbank theory for now

People have received are better than those who haven't

Why? .... They are either happy or sad

People who havent received.. Hmmmmmm

Mixed feelings, don't know whether to cry or laugh


NNPC, Na like this we go de deyy?

You are wrong bro... Using the Access Bank theory those who have not received are joyful while those who have already gotten theirs are either praying for everyone to get or are looking for ways to return it back to nnpc..... Lol

E be like say the voices of those who are yet to get alert don dey dey louder than those yet to get alert...

Oya, another theory from the camp of those who have received alert should emanate sharperly make the score dey level

385...

ChasteGhuy:


But when 1% theory was propounded by one Flowwolf guy, una wan pee for pant lol

That one 1% guy was talking about his phone ba3.

ChasteGhuy:
E be like say the voices of those who are yet to get alert don dey dey louder than those yet to get alert...

Oya, another theory from the camp of those who have received alert should emanate sharperly make the score dey level

Please check your first sentence.... It's turnioniown in my eyes

stevie55:



I got a text message from my bank this morning and I shouted - NO WAY!!! Thankfully it was a card maintenance fee charge.

Yes o.

ChasteGhuy:
E be like say the voices of those who are yet to get alert don dey dey louder than those yet to get alert...

Oya, another theory from the camp of those who have received alert should emanate sharperly make the score dey level

Nna what are you saying ?

bobowaja:

That one 1% guy was talking about his phone ba3.

And when some people started receiving alert this morning, those who haven't received started demanding for screenshot .. lol

Local men don't want Amaka

ChasteGhuy:


And when some people started receiving alert this morning, those who haven't received started demanding for screenshot .. lol

Local men don't want Amaka

Na we be the monitoring staffs of nnpc na. Na why we dey ask for screenshot

Enireqx20:


Please check your first sentence.... It's turnioniown in my eyes

Lol...

The alert you read on your phone don dey make your vision blurring ni?

MuhMubRaj:
Nna what are you saying ?

Local man cannot can

cocococo:

I will explain, but let it be on record that this is the first time an average Nigerian, or what we now refer to as ‘local man’, is unhappy after receiving money. The hypothesis goes thus.
Someone once stated that in a recruitment conducted by Access Bank some time ago, those who were not successful after the interview were given transport fare, most likely as compensation, while those who were successful weren’t give transport fare, but were employed instead. So, this information has resulted in a controversy in the present NNPC recruitment exercise where those who have received transport alerts have refused to be happy while those who haven’t gotten alert, like me, are becoming more ecstatic as everyday goes by without an alert. The picture below clearly demonstrates the reaction of those who haven’t received alert in the morning of a new day.

You guys should please stop itttt. I'm gon die of laughter

bobowaja:

Coco ur mouth won't kee u

If U re not careful, you will receive alert today

Stop that joke o.

bobowaja:

That one 1% guy was talking about his phone ba3.

savage! ... His 1% hypothesis was not logical at all... I think it emanated out of frustration and insomnia he experienced when he saw the access bank hypothesis.

bobowaja:

Na we be the monitoring staffs of nnpc na. Na why we dey ask for screenshot

Make una no forget to monitor una Bp too.. lol

All the best to everybody!!! Ah wan go sleep, if e remain 10hours to the time wey APL go commot, make una wake me.

Local man needs to take a break from this confused set of local people.

The funny thing about all this is that people who already booked their slot are somewhere laughing at people who received and didn't receive alert, while waiting on the final announcement to come do Clearwater and medical.

But one lucky thing about all this is that one way or the other, plenty people will still be Favoured because NNPC really need to fill in their plenty vacancies running since 2013. If not, How else do we explain their fast recruitment exercise. According to my source in Kaduna refinery, over 1000 vacancies are needed there, and according to my source at NNPC Towers over 3000 vacancies in surplus is needed generally, but what I ponders me and I don't seem to understand is, why do people always state with fact that NNPC will be recruiting 1000/1200 new workers.

This doesn't add up to the vacant positions or else if they plan to do the recruitment yearly for the next 2/5 years.

Therefore, to cut the long story short, you all that came for the interview should be optimistic, weather you receive the T.F alert or not, be hopeful. Something must give In. NNPC has a lot of subsidiaries and all of them need plenty replacement in thousands.

Udo.

ozoebuka1:
savage! ... His 1% hypothesis was not logical at all... I think it emanated out of frustration and insomnia he experienced when he saw the access bank hypothesis.

Make una no kee me with laugh abegi

ozoebuka1:
savage! ... His 1% hypothesis was not logical at all... I think it emanated out of frustration and insomnia he experienced when he saw the access bank hypothesis.

You are right, the access bank guy's hypothesis is logical while the 1% theory is illogical



And yet, those who haven't gotten alert are still mad at the 1% theory and also requesting for screenshot of those who received payment today... Kwikwikwi...

Doodoo10:
The funny thing about all this is that people who already booked their slot are somewhere laughing at people who received and didn't receive alert, while waiting on the final announcement to come do Clearwater and medical.

But one lucky thing about all this is that one way or the other, plenty people will still be Favoured because NNPC really need to fill in their plenty vacancies running since 2013. If not, How else do we explain their fast recruitment exercise. According to my source in Kaduna refinery, over 1000 vacancies are needed there, and according to my source at NNPC Towers over 3000 vacancies in surplus is needed generally, but what I ponders me and I don't seem to understand is, why do people always state with fact that NNPC will be recruiting 1000/1200 new workers.

This doesn't add up to the vacant positions or else if they plan to do the recruitment yearly for the next 2/5 years.

Therefore, to cut the long story short, you all that came for the interview should be optimistic, weather you receive the T.F alert or not, be hopeful. Something must give In. NNPC has a lot of subsidiaries and all of them need plenty replacement in thousands.

Udo.

This guy dey reason well ooo....
Wait sef!!! Which sauce state that only 1000+ will be employed out of 9,000 because my Source from Portharcourt Refinery told me NNPC needs more than 4,500 people for job

mathology5431:


This guy dey reason well ooo....
Wait sef!!! Which sauce state that only 1000+ will be employed out of 9,000 because my Source from Portharcourt Refinery told me NNPC needs more than 4,500 people for job

"Sauces"

Doodoo10:
The funny thing about all this is that people who already booked their slot are somewhere laughing at people who received and didn't receive alert, while waiting on the final announcement to come do Clearwater and medical.

But one lucky thing about all this is that one way or the other, plenty people will still be Favoured because NNPC really need to fill in their plenty vacancies running since 2013. If not, How else do we explain their fast recruitment exercise. According to my source in Kaduna refinery, over 1000 vacancies are needed there, and according to my source at NNPC Towers over 3000 vacancies in surplus is needed generally, but what I ponders me and I don't seem to understand is, why do people always state with fact that NNPC will be recruiting 1000/1200 new workers.

This doesn't add up to the vacant positions or else if they plan to do the recruitment yearly for the next 2/5 years.

Therefore, to cut the long story short, you all that came for the interview should be optimistic, weather you receive the T.F alert or not, be hopeful. Something must give In. NNPC has a lot of subsidiaries and all of them need plenty replacement in thousands.

Udo.

A Fulani man i met (who interviewed for Deputy manager position) told me that 2500 people may be employed from this exercise. he stated your exact sentiments.

Doodoo10:
The funny thing about all this is that people who already booked their slot are somewhere laughing at people who received and didn't receive alert, while waiting on the final announcement to come do Clearwater and medical.

But one lucky thing about all this is that one way or the other, plenty people will still be Favoured because NNPC really need to fill in their plenty vacancies running since 2013. If not, How else do we explain their fast recruitment exercise. According to my source in Kaduna refinery, over 1000 vacancies are needed there, and according to my source at NNPC Towers over 3000 vacancies in surplus is needed generally, but what I ponders me and I don't seem to understand is, why do people always state with fact that NNPC will be recruiting 1000/1200 new workers.

This doesn't add up to the vacant positions or else if they plan to do the recruitment yearly for the next 2/5 years.

Therefore, to cut the long story short, you all that came for the interview should be optimistic, weather you receive the T.F alert or not, be hopeful. Something must give In. NNPC has a lot of subsidiaries and all of them need plenty replacement in thousands.

Udo.

Someone would come and ask you for sauce now...

ChasteGhuy:


Someone would come and ask you for sauce now...

The guy made a very intelligent observation, which is quite obvious for those who can see. No body knows excatly how many they want to employ. The last successful recruitment was in 2012 (7 years ago). 2014 was another , but was cancelled.

Epzilon:


A Fulani man i met (who interviewed for Deputy manager position) told me that 2500 people may be employed from this exercise. he stated your exact sentiments.

Interesting...

Maybe it is part of the 2500 people that have received alert...



Na joke I dey o.,. Nobody should quote me

bobowaja:

You are wrong bro... Using the Access Bank theory those who have not received are joyful while those who have already gotten theirs are either praying for everyone to get or are looking for ways to return it back to nnpc..... Lol

Oh my chest

ChasteGhuy:


You are right, the access bank guy's hypothesis is logical while the 1% theory is illogical



And yet, those who haven't gotten alert are still mad at the 1% theory and also requesting for screenshot of those who received payment today... Kwikwikwi...

When the 1% hypothesis came, i was jittery at first because the guy that Propounded it sounded certain. But when i observed his further assertions while trying to prove his point, i just knew the guy made that $hit up just to calm himself down.

cocococo:

Stop that joke o.

I will meet you at the tower

ChasteGhuy:


Interesting...

Maybe it is part of the 2500 people that have received alert...



Na joke I dey o.,. Nobody should quote me

Lmao...call the 1% guy to come masturbate on this.

Doodoo10:
The funny thing about all this is that people who already booked their slot are somewhere laughing at people who received and didn't receive alert, while waiting on the final announcement to come do Clearwater and medical.

But one lucky thing about all this is that one way or the other, plenty people will still be Favoured because NNPC really need to fill in their plenty vacancies running since 2013. If not, How else do we explain their fast recruitment exercise. According to my source in Kaduna refinery, over 1000 vacancies are needed there, and according to my source at NNPC Towers over 3000 vacancies in surplus is needed generally, but what I ponders me and I don't seem to understand is, why do people always state with fact that NNPC will be recruiting 1000/1200 new workers.

This doesn't add up to the vacant positions or else if they plan to do the recruitment yearly for the next 2/5 years.

Therefore, to cut the long story short, you all that came for the interview should be optimistic, weather you receive the T.F alert or not, be hopeful. Something must give In. NNPC has a lot of subsidiaries and all of them need plenty replacement in thousands.

Udo.

The vacant positions might not all be graduate positions

A new topic of discussion is gradually emerging: Number of people to be employed.
Let's enjoy this

All I need is the legit sauce that states 1000+ will be employed, if we can't get a legit sauce. Then I am of the view that NNPC might employ more than 2,500 people because am sure they could have reduced the number of people that will come for interview to be around 4,000 for a 1,000 slot. Thereby, with the sauces and info that we are up to 9,000, it is only logical enough to construe with the sauce of NNPC employing more than 2,500 candidate.

Local man legit perspective