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Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Abuharib(m): 2:57pm On Jul 18, 2019
Uganda’s Minister for Agriculture, Animal Industry and Fisheries, Mr Vincent Ssempijja, has announced the decision of the government on issuance of birth certificates to cows and registering of farmers, Igbere TV reports.

According to reports, Ssempijja, while speaking at the official opening of the National Agricultural Show at the Source of the Nile grounds in Jinja on Tuesday, said the move was necessary, so ensure the traceability of their products and to enable them to benefit from the international market.

Ssempijja said, “They (international market) want to know where the products are coming from; they have been impounding and banning all consignments from Uganda if they find one box with issues.”

The minister added, “Farmers will be registered and their products given barcodes so that if they find a problem with one box, they look for the source and sort out the problem. We cannot enter the lucrative market unless farmers register.’’

‘‘For cattle farmers, it is going to be worse. You will be registered as a farmer, the cow will be registered, numbered and will have a birth certificate because the importers of our products demand meat for cows aged between 15 to 24 months. So we are going to sell depending on their age,” he added.

Source; http://igberetvnews.com/?p=831142

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Nobody: 3:06pm On Jul 18, 2019
Nigeria terrorist Herdsmen should pack their load and go to UGANDA.

The president and dignitaries of UGANDA are foolish angry


Stupidity was made and Distributed in Africa angry

On behalf of My FTC >>>I pray this FTC bring sense to Africans as a whole, In JESUS NAME>>Amen

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by natnoble(m): 3:22pm On Jul 18, 2019
This will be a good news to some herdsmen in Nigeria cheesy. There wouldn't mind getting birth certificate for their cows but they themselves don't have birth certificate or any form of certificate.

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by DBossNG(m): 5:07pm On Jul 18, 2019
grin

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by obembet(f): 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
Chai... Buhari over to u

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by ainas247: 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
cheesy Eje Jesu shocked shocked shocked

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by theenchanter: 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
What nonsense? undecided

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by lonelydora: 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
In as much as this may not be one of the important problems facing that nation. But, If the reason he stated is true about the international market demanding a particular range of diary meat, then it's okay.

African leaders and nonsense is like relationship between 'q' and 'u'

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by hrykanu231(m): 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
They are now "RUGAlarized"

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Natoski5(m): 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
Who is surprised?? This is Africa...anything is possible... grin

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by olakayode771: 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
Blabala
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by bigfish3k: 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
how will this now help grow their economy?
africa and backward policies eeeh. e tire me

but wait ooo...
lemme check his name first whether the agric minister is a fulani man

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by dalass(f): 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
We should start here too.
We'll know with time how many cows our Presidio get grin grin grin

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by notoriousbabe: 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
How many Nigerians get birth certificates?

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by royalads: 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
This idea will please a certain president i know cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by wunmi590(m): 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
This is a nice development in Uganda, they should not also forget to prepare their burial arrangement, do cause of death and also do burial posters and change their name from cow to either Buhari or whatever.

Additionally, they should do public announcement on television and radio and call people to come and eat rice.

Finally, they should also call on religious clerics to do their final prayers on them, buy coffin and land to bury them.

Awon weyrey country.

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Decolonel(m): 5:09pm On Jul 18, 2019
Is Buhari their President? .. just asking for a friend

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by infogenius(m): 5:09pm On Jul 18, 2019
Another African country with a cow mentality.
Is Africa a zoo?

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by ikechukz(m): 5:09pm On Jul 18, 2019
NoMoreBan:
Africa's
Read the write up before commenting, geez undecided

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by notoriousbabe: 5:09pm On Jul 18, 2019
dalass:
grin grin
I'm sure you don't have birth certificate
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by KidsNEXTdoor: 5:09pm On Jul 18, 2019
Buhari ti take over shocked shocked

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Konsult07(m): 5:09pm On Jul 18, 2019
My Africa My Africa nothing we no go see among blacks

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Empiree: 5:09pm On Jul 18, 2019
theenchanter:
What nonsense? undecided
it is not nonesense

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by montumonami(m): 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2019
grin what do you expect from RUGAnda

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by KidsNEXTdoor: 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2019
royalads:
This idea will please a certain president i know cheesy cheesy cheesy

I think i know the President grin

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by investigator007: 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2019
This is Buhari's hand work

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by agadez007(m): 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2019
pls Oga O.p

pls Delete this post before Mma-nmadu Bihari sees this and decides to replicate it in Nigeria

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by notoriousbabe: 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2019
obembet:
Chai... Buhari over to u
I'm sure you don't have birth certificate
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by PrincessB1(f): 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2019
Oh Africa!
Oh Uganda! shocked

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Junkie1: 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2019
CHAI... THESE PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PUT ANOTHER DUMB IDEA INTO BUHARI'S HEAD undecided

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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by notoriousbabe: 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2019
dalass:
We should start here too.
We'll know with time how many cows our Presidio get grin grin grin
I'm sure you don't have birth certificate

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