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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Iddossam: 5:25pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
ahahhahah, Federal republic of cow.... all Nigeria Fulani herdsmen can now move to Uganda. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Nobody: 5:25pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
1 Like |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Yankee101: 5:27pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
When a herdsman is your President 1 Like |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by horladexino(m): 5:27pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Yeeee I die Pls don't let our president hear of this We have not recorver from RUGA nonsense 1 Like |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by WriterX(m): 5:27pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
X is waiting for those protesting for RUGA acceptance to also protest for cow registrations too, X is outraged but has laughed at the idea and can't get anymore angry |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by bizhop01: 5:28pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Nigeria President must love this news |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by MOHSHESHI(m): 5:28pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
I tot have seen it ol wch kind wahala is dis SMH |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by bencynthgreat: 5:30pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Africa is a coursed continent 1 Like |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Ijawwomaninoyo: 5:35pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Liked and shared by PMB and 5000 Foolanis. 3 Likes |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Oh Africa...smh .. there was indeed a “continent” |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by GenFunction: 5:38pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
RUGA go make sense there o |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by GenFunction: 5:40pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
natnoble:...them get CERTIFIED MUMU CERTIFICATE |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by lilyheaven: 5:40pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Apart from eating them, what do cows do or communicate to warrant human beings issuing them birth certificate? |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
.....hmmmn, this people have given the redundant coupist another dumb idea o!.... AFRICA IS CURSED WITH DUMB RULERS! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by DennisEche(m): 5:51pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
The dullard is not alone after all |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by smithes: 5:55pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Its over |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by yinchar(m): 5:58pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
mystic77: I totally agree with you. If you read from Page 1-3, you will notice none of those that commented knew what the write up is all about. Now I totally believe what Okorocha said, that we are raising generations of illiterates. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by mystic77(m): 6:04pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
yinchar:It's so pathetic.. They believe everything that comes there way, they are weak. That is why suicide is on the rise 1 Like |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by nextstep(m): 6:06pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
I hope people realize this is what industrialized countries do: each cow has a tag that identifies it, and in many cases is used to track birth details, lineage (parents), the farm it was born, etc, so that if anything happens with a product (even after it has turned to hamburger, bone meal, gelatin, or milk used to create yogurt), they can trace the problem to its origin. That's how they traced an outbreak of salmonella to a few dairy farms in one state. http://www.cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2018/04/investigators-trace-2016-17-salmonella-outbreak-dairy-cows 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Mcweber(m): 6:13pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Abuharib:
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Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Nature8(m): 6:15pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
NoMoreBan: 1 Like |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by naphunlimited(m): 6:19pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Nah wahoo. |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by titiforever: 6:20pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
RUGANDA |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by olatunyemi(m): 6:21pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
My people are academic illiterates. I followed this thread to 3rd page to actually see number of people that read 3 Likes |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by titiforever: 6:21pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
RUGANDA |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Kkings11: 6:24pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
I'm sorry but the negative reactions to this post from most people is quite naive. Most of us just see the headline of an article or post and go straight to having a knee-jerk reaction without reading the full text. This is a government trying to make its goods and services attractive to prospective consumers and to monitor those handling said commodity. this is done to improve both the quality of commodity and to increase it's price thereby adding more money to the government coffers. Imagine if that was practised here, every errant cattle will be identified and the herder can be traced, this will lead to more accountability and responsibility from the herdsmen. NB; Not every country is Like Nigeria. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by yinchar(m): 6:29pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
olatunyemi: None! Only the Mystic guy that was able to comprehend! It’s so sad! Honestly. 1 Like |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Tchange1(m): 6:33pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Maybe they want to study animal life span... for Biological researches |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by LOVELYSKINZNEW(f): 6:51pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
Uganda oo |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by ThothHermes: 7:08pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
NoMoreBan:You must be one the illiterates Soyinka was talking about. This country no get future sha. You just dull anyhow. Kai. Can't you read? 2 Likes |
Re: Uganda To Issue Birth Certificates To Cows by Aidejay(m): 7:29pm On Jul 18, 2019 |
See them how they rushed to bash buhari and the people of Uganda That's the same way they rush to their downfall one idiat will be there pushing buttons and u guys will b there rushing to react |
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