Museveni is one of the worst presidents in Africa.

Most people know that.

Buhari will soon approve same in Nigeria

What does local man have to say? Disgusted or not doing again?

notoriousbabe:
I'm sure you don't have birth certificate

Mummy, were you there at my birth

Good for then, they want to tap from international market . exporter of cows

And and sure plans are on the way to issue death certificate as well like we don't have serious issues facing us in africa

dalass:

Mummy, were you there at my birth

na for village dem burn you that time

Many people don't bother reading the story, only the headline comments are been made

Noted...... Stop blaming him, he might have a reason for such policy

Why not also issue them wedding certificate and school certificate.

Whatever you issue them, they can never be human being.

notoriousbabe:
I'm sure you don't have birth certificate

Am sure you don't have a life.

Frustration won't kee you

igbere TV with weird news everytime

Which kind wahala be this ?

When most citizen dont have birth certificate.

Most Nigerians don't read, more why the OP used a controversial topic.
I read through page 1 and almost all who commented didn't read the write up. Some will claim to be graduates while some will claim to have there masters or Phd, will claim to be jobless,also blaming village people without knowing they are there own problem.

notoriousbabe:
na for village dem burn you that time

OK, I see my village 'Hanty'.
You were there when I was 'burn'

dalass:

OK, I see my village 'Hanty'.
You were there when I was 'burn'

Yes now, I follow them chop rice when you were burned

hmmmmmmmmmm .this is serious

dalass:

Am sure you don't have a life.

Frustration won't kee you

show me your birth certificate. Village people don put am inside bottle throwey am for river

notoriousbabe:
Yes now, I follow them chop rice when you were burned

Wanda the witch.
There you are..
You burned the wrong baby

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dalass:

Wanda the witch.
There you are..
You burned the wrong baby

I was not the one that burned you now. I'm yet to burn my own and when I'm ready it is going to be 3 mails and 2 femails

Hahahahaha very interesting antics. Pls let them issue same cert to goat, dog, chicken, cat, bat even cockroach.

Nonsense.

Lol and here in Nigeria the Igbos now see these cows as their latest enemies just because of one innocent man.

Abuharib:
Uganda’s Minister for Agriculture, Animal Industry and Fisheries, Mr Vincent Ssempijja, has announced the decision of the government on issuance of birth certificates to cows and registering of farmers, Igbere TV reports.

According to reports, Ssempijja, while speaking at the official opening of the National Agricultural Show at the Source of the Nile grounds in Jinja on Tuesday, said the move was necessary, so ensure the traceability of their products and to enable them to benefit from the international market.

Ssempijja said, “They (international market) want to know where the products are coming from; they have been impounding and banning all consignments from Uganda if they find one box with issues.”

The minister added, “Farmers will be registered and their products given barcodes so that if they find a problem with one box, they look for the source and sort out the problem. We cannot enter the lucrative market unless farmers register.’’

‘‘For cattle farmers, it is going to be worse. You will be registered as a farmer, the cow will be registered, numbered and will have a birth certificate because the importers of our products demand meat for cows aged between 15 to 24 months. So we are going to sell depending on their age,” he added.

Source; http://igberetvnews.com/?p=831142

soon they will build hospital for them nonsense

They should just change the country name to RUGANDA

The end has Finally come.

notoriousbabe:
I was not the one that burned you now. I'm yet to burn my own and when I'm ready it is going to be 3 mails and 2 femails

Lobatan

I hope Baba jo go adopt this too for 9ja

What about death certificate?

They should kuku have ministry too

Abeg if na joke make you stop am Ooo because it will be too expensive for this 21st century.

This will be a good news to some herdsmen in Nigeria . They wouldn't mind getting birth certificate for cattles but they themselves are not interested

Are they crazy?

Kittex7:
Are they crazy?

How do you define craze?