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Terhemba and Achimugu will be getting LinkedIn connection requests like crazy now and be wondering if they have been elected as Buhari's ministers without their consent

Doodoo10:
I just remembered something.

One of my friends woke up one morning and he got a text message from his uncle in NNPC Towers.

He was asked to submit his CV. After he did, he was asked to make sure his phone number and email address were correct.

And that was it.

We pray for the best.

what exaclty do you need us to do?

Just theorizing.
Did anyone notice that most nnpc staff seemed to be of a certain height range? Could it be that they're paying according height? How tall are Anyam Terhemba amd Achimugu Farouk? And those who have been paid, you are probably as tall as these nnpc staff right?

What are the names of the Variables (Persons) in the MIT and Compensation Belief model?

souljar:
Just theorizing.
Did anyone notice that most nnpc staff seemed to be of a certain height range. Could it be that they're paying according height? How tall are Anyam Terhemba amd Achimugu Farouk? And those who have been paid, you are probably as tall as these nnpc staff right?

This local man deserve cane.

Abeg guys put Koredo Bello's "I don get alert God win" on repeat

Finally caught up.... carry on with ya theories...

Local girl still has small zobo left in her bottle

398... Yes guys. Nothing is insurmountable...

Has anybody from Delta state been paid and how much?

Jiang:
Abeg guys put Koredo Bello's "I don get alert God win" on repeat

Are you for or against any of the proposed theories so far?

souljar:
398... Yes guys. Nothing is insurmountable...

E be like say we gather dy the 400 counting level now ni sef

larride:
This local man deserve cane.

Lol... Local man doesn't find theory plausible?

Damjoy:
E be like say we gather dy the 400 counting level now ni sef

Yes oo... One one zobo. Una too try for the thread

Guyssssssssssssss.... something just happened RIGHT NOW.....










Oh!! sorry, it was MTN sending me a message about data... carry on..


Ehhhhh.. who poured my zobo on me...

I was just joking o....

No more zobo drinking till tomorrow afternoon

My data don finish o. I need to subscribe with that tf

Going through the list of people viewing the thread, some folks have literally been living here
All of us go dey alright o

BTW, can someone please direct me to the SPDC thread. I have put my eggs in many baskets

398...

NigelCundy:
Going through the list of people viewing the thread, some folks have literally been living here
All of us go dey alright o

Lmao!

Guys and gals need to get closure ASAP...

Someone is talking about 2nd or 3rd week in August...

People have not gotten over tfare...

APL go scatter this place....

NigelCundy:
Going through the list of people viewing the thread, some folks have literally been living here
All of us go dey alright o

For real. I just hope the corporation has put in measures to help people through the period.

sibabe25:
Guys and gals need to get closure ASAP...

Someone is talking about 2nd or 3rd week in August...

People have not gotten over tfare...

APL go scatter this place....

Local man is not understanding what is happening.

engrnic:
Local man is not understanding what is happening.

Perfect

larride:
Now that alert don dey show, some AccessBank theory supporters have begin to switch sides.

Some don put themselves for subsidiary sef.

As long as the AccessBank theory remain true, those who has been paid will be praying for everyone to get paid. Anyone that sees alert automatically join the list of prayer warriors.

Access bank theory proponent!!! I hail. God go do am for us las las.

Lwkm.. .. local woman...
U want to murder somebody ba....
Continue.....
Just observing....lol

Enireqx20:
Please check your first sentence.... It's turnioniown in my eyes

E Don rissh 6 o... 400 guys come on!!!!

ozoebuka1:
Access bank theory proponent!!! I hail. God go do am for us las las.

Amen bros.

nelsonngim:
E Don rissh 6 o... 400 guys come on!!!!

Wiaris that sobo girl!!!!!! This thing will reach 400 by 8pm and not 6pm.
At least we are certain of something,

blackpanda:
How much please??

More than the expected 20k

nelsonngim:
E Don rissh 6 o... 400 guys come on!!!!

I actually think a reverse pscyhological effect has played out here. And it's better...

Present sir...

Zobo on deck!!!

mathology5431:
Wiaris that sobo girl!!!!!! This thing will reach 400 by 8pm and not 6pm.
At least we are certain of something,

larride:
Now that alert don dey show, some AccessBank theory supporters have begin to switch sides.

Some don put themselves for subsidiary sef.

As long as the AccessBank theory remain true, those who has been paid will be praying for everyone to get paid. Anyone that sees alert automatically join the list of prayer warriors.

These NNPC guys really don't use LinkedIn though...I tried to connect with my panel chairman after my interview and till today he still hasn't accepted. I guess it's just job seekers like us that have time to use it �

Beeam:
A quick search for King Anyam on LinkedIn will reveal he's an HR Staff with NNPC

Maybe they are sending the consolation money for those who didn't make it in batches...