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Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by jaxxy(m): 9:20am On Jul 19, 2019
All I know is snake and house shudnt be in same sentence. It’s shud be snake and zoo or forests or bush.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by oluayemawobe(m): 9:20am On Jul 19, 2019
tee59:
Some of these snakes are friendly and not dangerous.

Friendly? Are you their mother? undecided

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Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by chezzy13(f): 9:21am On Jul 19, 2019
The woman you want you deceive, na her spirit catch you..

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Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by freemi(m): 9:21am On Jul 19, 2019
Officialgarri:

Oh great. I live in a very terrible environment. Tomorrow,
I can go round and take more pictures of the environment. But at least I've never taking pictures with a random car or in someone's house and all those social media fake lives.
If you see me with a car in a picture, it is really mine. Don't doubt it.

Let me even tell you. It's a three bedroom and we are about 5 guys living in it. Well, that's the best affordable house we could get.
After all, we are only here on a contract job of less than a year.
December, I'll be home inshaAllah, and I'll like you to a video chat or come over to my place. I promise to host you.
corect guy
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Holiegrail2: 9:21am On Jul 19, 2019
Oga, this ain't no black mamba

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Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Tomide007: 9:21am On Jul 19, 2019
Officialgarri:
Anyways, I won't sleep in that house until I tumble everything , even the ceiling angry
Lol..... One bite from a black mamba, if you don't get to the hospital in 10 minutes, you're gone. Except it's not a black mamba
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by ikorodureporta: 9:24am On Jul 19, 2019
Na wetin I dey fear pass for this area. Snake fit appear anytime
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by otemeh01(m): 9:26am On Jul 19, 2019
tee59:
Some of these snakes are friendly and not dangerous.
This one that is even afraid of ordinary cockroach, not to talk of rat. no, the OP should play with it na. since snakes can now serve as pet in ur dictionary.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by mekuxiani(m): 9:27am On Jul 19, 2019
Eroms4life17:
One of the most dangerous kind of �. Black mamba very deadly

No be any black Mamba do you think you can kill black Mamba without getting Bitten this is just a normal black snake with very low toxic venom
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by mekuxiani(m): 9:28am On Jul 19, 2019
Tomide007:

Lol..... One bite from a black mamba, if you don't get to the hospital in 10 minutes, you're gone. Except it's not a black mamba

there is no black Mamba in Nigeria

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Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by tigerclaws: 9:29am On Jul 19, 2019
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Officialgarri:

Oh great. I live in a very terrible environment. Tomorrow,
I can go round and take more pictures of the environment. But at least I've never taking pictures with a random car or in someone's house and all those social media fake lives.
If you see me with a car in a picture, it is really mine. Don't doubt it.

Let me even tell you. It's a three bedroom and we are about 5 guys living in it. Well, that's the best affordable house we could get.
After all, we are only here on a contract job of less than a year.
December, I'll be home inshaAllah, and I'll like you to a video chat or come over to my place. I promise to host you.
[/s]
trash

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Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Nobody: 9:29am On Jul 19, 2019
lilmax:
lol you were making calls, but didn't know another woman was spying on you


Bros... lol
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by brainhgeek(m): 9:31am On Jul 19, 2019
Olorunnim:
That's a black mamba very dangerous.

Please stop! Stop sharing errors authoritatively!! It's not a black mamba. It is almost difficult to tell the species but it is definitely not a black mamba. Black mambas are not black
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by onymodel(m): 9:32am On Jul 19, 2019
Eroms4life17:

Firstly small snakes are deadlier than bigger ones because attack and retreat is relatively easy. Imagine that it spat on him without his knowing. Or crept into his house without his knowledge? Bros you want to experience it? Just thank God for him

This is not true.........small snakes are low in venom than big snakes....
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Peejoeee(m): 9:32am On Jul 19, 2019
Rightful headline should be, "Monitoring Spirit (snake)" Killed!!!!

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Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by FASASI1(m): 9:33am On Jul 19, 2019
Eroms4life17:
One of the most dangerous kind of �. Black mamba very deadly
Kilode if people don't know something just say I don't know it, it's very simple to say. Black mamba is a brownish snake with black ink mouth but because you hear black mamba automatically the body is black.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Nobody: 9:36am On Jul 19, 2019
brainhgeek:


Blacki gini? Oga, just keep kwayet already. You don't know jack about snakes. Black mambas are not black at all. They are greenish. They only have a blackish inner mouth.
That might just be a non poisonous snake
It is almost difficult to identify the species of that snake from that picture. Mind you, about 60% of West African snakes are not poisonous.

Black mambas are not "greenish" their colour ranges from grey to dark brown. There are also green mambas with white mouth. No one knows it all. All you had to do was to calmly explain it to him.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by mvem(m): 9:36am On Jul 19, 2019
Olorunnim:
That's a black mamba very dangerous.
it is not
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by SleekyPosh(m): 9:38am On Jul 19, 2019
DaddyELEPHANT:

most people that talk trash online live a terrible life offline. They can't even match up to you in real life.

Look at where OP is living !!! He is even living in an uncomplicated building.

Uncomplicated Fire you grin grin grin

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Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by mvem(m): 9:38am On Jul 19, 2019
Tomide007:

Lol..... One bite from a black mamba, if you don't get to the hospital in 10 minutes, you're gone. Except it's not a black mamba
it is not a black mamba.... Why are you guys like this

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Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Kakamorufu(m): 9:38am On Jul 19, 2019
thats not a black mamba tho. also not a boomslang.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Sirnioking(m): 9:39am On Jul 19, 2019
That is an ordinary West African common house snake: Lamprophis fuliginosus, not poisonous at all!!!
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by ThatFairGuy: 9:43am On Jul 19, 2019
Awon player player cheesy
Officialgarri:
Lalasticlala, lemme gist you....

I sat at the my kitchen door receiving a call from one woman who thinks I love her that much. angry

I raised my head, and behold, a black snake twisted on the hinge of the black burglar proof.

I must have crushed it the moments when I swung the burglar open and close without even noticing it.
Perhaps, it was just as black as the gate

I heard black snakes are dangerous........ What's this one called please.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by ofiko123(m): 9:44am On Jul 19, 2019
Lalasticlala food is ready o...
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Adakintroy2: 9:45am On Jul 19, 2019
DaddyELEPHANT:

most people that talk trash online live a terrible life offline. They can't even match up to you in real life.

Look at where OP is living !!! He is even living in an uncomplicated building.

Is there a kind of place people stay before they are allowed to talk smack online. You that is living your Keke naped life who come harass you.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Sirnioking(m): 9:47am On Jul 19, 2019
Eroms4life17:
One of the most dangerous kind of �. Black mamba very deadly
No just a friendly nocturnal snake, totally harmless!!!
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by PAQ(m): 9:49am On Jul 19, 2019
Eroms4life17:
One of the most dangerous kind of �. Black mamba very deadly

This is not a black mamba. Black mamba's are not black snakes, but get their name from having a black mouth and gums.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Angelfrost(m): 9:55am On Jul 19, 2019
So, you were basically taking a lady for a ride on the phone like a snake, while a real snake was about to take your life...

Karma really didn't have your time... undecided

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Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by ibez007(m): 9:57am On Jul 19, 2019
Officialgarri:

Oh great. I live in a very terrible environment. Tomorrow,
I can go round and take more pictures of the environment. But at least I've never taking pictures with a random car or in someone's house and all those social media fake lives.
If you see me with a car in a picture, it is really mine. Don't doubt it.

Let me even tell you. It's a three bedroom and we are about 5 guys living in it. Well, that's the best affordable house we could get.
After all, we are only here on a contract job of less than a year.
December, I'll be home inshaAllah, and I'll like you to a video chat or come over to my place. I promise to host you.


Bro, you really make sense!

The response really sounds very mature, if you never answered him, he was feeling a celebrity before.

Fo*ls everywhere!.


70% of people with such comments do live in a far worse area or even home.


Meanwhile,
Most snakes aren't harmful not all of them stings,thou it's better safe than sorry.

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Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Kyrx(m): 10:00am On Jul 19, 2019
Another life taken sad

Snakes should enjoy life too.

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