Jaqenhghar:

I take it you have been everywhere in the world to arrive at this conclusion. Truth is you people deserve whatever befalls you in that dump. You have been so fúcked up you now make excuses for criminals. SMH

Jakumo:
Jogging is a pastime of the well-fed and the rich. By jogging down the street of ANY Nigerian city, one is advertising the fact that one is so well fed, as to seek weight loss via exercise. That is the sound of a cash register, to kidnappers and ritual murderers.

If you can afford to jog, then you can afford to buy a treadmill to use for exercise in the privacy of your home, so as not to wind up in the kidnapper's den after being spotted doing what only the rich do - jogging.

Jakumo:
Jogging is a pastime of the well-fed and the rich. By jogging down the street of ANY Nigerian city, one is advertising the fact that one is so well fed, as to seek weight loss via exercise. That is the sound of a cash register, to kidnappers and ritual murderers.

If you can afford to jog, then you can afford to buy a treadmill to use for exercise in the privacy of your home, so as not to wind up in the kidnapper's den after being spotted doing what only the rich do - jogging.

Jaqenhghar:

I take it you have been everywhere in the world to arrive at this conclusion. Truth is you people deserve whatever befalls you in that dump. You have been so fúcked up you now make excuses for criminals. SMH

Jakumo:
Jogging is a pastime of the well-fed and the rich. By jogging down the street of ANY Nigerian city, one is advertising the fact that one is so well fed, as to seek weight loss via exercise. That is the sound of a cash register, to kidnappers and ritual murderers.

If you can afford to jog, then you can afford to buy a treadmill to use for exercise in the privacy of your home, so as not to wind up in the kidnapper's den after being spotted doing what only the rich do - jogging.

Zionista:

Are you saying poor, obese people don't jog?

Jakumo:
Jogging is a pastime of the well-fed and the rich. By jogging down the street of ANY Nigerian city, one is advertising the fact that one is so well fed, as to seek weight loss via exercise. That is the sound of a cash register, to kidnappers and ritual murderers.

If you can afford to jog, then you can afford to buy a treadmill to use for exercise in the privacy of your home, so as not to wind up in the kidnapper's den after being spotted doing what only the rich do - jogging.

Jakumo:
Jogging is a pastime of the well-fed and the rich. By jogging down the street of ANY Nigerian city, one is advertising the fact that one is so well fed, as to seek weight loss via exercise. That is the sound of a cash register, to kidnappers and ritual murderers.

If you can afford to jog, then you can afford to buy a treadmill to use for exercise in the privacy of your home, so as not to wind up in the kidnapper's den after being spotted doing what only the rich do - jogging.

judgementyard:
Wishing you guys best of luck,will share as received.

Whaleshares:



In other words, according to you, "na only rich person dey jog." Clap for yourself.

Jakumo:
Jogging is a pastime of the well-fed and the rich. By jogging down the street of ANY Nigerian city, one is advertising the fact that one is so well fed, as to seek weight loss via exercise. That is the sound of a cash register, to kidnappers and ritual murderers.

If you can afford to jog, then you can afford to buy a treadmill to use for exercise in the privacy of your home, so as not to wind up in the kidnapper's den after being spotted doing what only the rich do - jogging.

Jakumo:
Jogging is a pastime of the well-fed and the rich. By jogging down the street of ANY Nigerian city, one is advertising the fact that one is so well fed, as to seek weight loss via exercise. That is the sound of a cash register, to kidnappers and ritual murderers.

If you can afford to jog, then you can afford to buy a treadmill to use for exercise in the privacy of your home, so as not to wind up in the kidnapper's den after being spotted doing what only the rich do - jogging.

Ijaya123:


Mention just one country without crime and criminals in the whole world?

victorian:
Anyone who wakes up early in the morning , begin jog before going to work.

That person is well fed!

An hungry man.or woman dares not make such attempt to jog

A guy was advertising sliming herbs to me on watsapp thats during jonathan's regime..i was highly interested. Waiting for the right moment to start the routine of taking the herbs , cause i was fat then. Although i havent paid for it yet.
Buhari's regime came and the guy reminded me again.
I asked the guy ,this one food scarce ,lol. I dont think i will need the sliming herbs again.
Im thinking of how and where im going to get dinner to eat, you are talking of slimming herb?

Slim how?

Oga, abeg i no slim again...i need all the fat in my body to sustain me for a while .

Im no longer fat again, im plump , so lets leave it as it is biko

Jaqenhghar:

Nigger. I said name a place where people make excuses for criminals. So because there are criminals you must embrace them and endorse their activities. Instead of being outraged you are accepting it.

Tallhero:
you just made my day with your story

Kingosytex:
Insecurity at its peak.


There is much hunger in the land. i heard some kidnappers now collect as low as N20K as ransome.


its a pity!!

Angelfrost:


Only the rich jog? Really?... So, all those guys(including Diportivo) working out in Ikorodu field are wealthy?.. Even the ones that jog after danfo buses on rainy days?... Such a brilliant submission.

Ijaya123:


Nobody is embracing or accepting anything. Every country with her own challenges. Stop putting the country down with your hatred-filled bitter wailing.

Jaqenhghar:


In case you havent noticed the country is under. Nothing works. Every body else tries to overcome their challenges. You are the only set of people who rationalize it and embrace it. If the situation in that sgithole doesnt make you angry and bitter then there is something wrong with you upstairs.

Jakumo:
While I recover here in the emergency room from all the vigorous flogging I have experienced at the hands of esteemed Nairaland contributors today, let me just add that it is highly unusual for a jobless and hungry person to be spotted jogging in Nigeria. Matter of fact, the sight of poor people suddenly breaking into a run on the streets of any African metropolis, is a reliable early-warning signal that something violent is in progress nearby, which may require some urgent and spirited scampering "for dear life" to safety.

Conversely, the odds are very high that well over half of all the daily joggers who take to Nigerian roads, particularly in known WEALTHY enclaves, are likely to be moderately to very wealthy, or at least living well on a comfortable income that makes doctor's visits for health and exercise advice, affordable.

A topic search of the Nairaland archives, on the subject of joggers who fell victim to crime, makes for a sobering read. Many joggers have been injured during muggings, some have been killed, and a few, never seen again. The truth is that women are at particular risk in much of Africa and Asia, if they engage in jogging along public roads, because they are not as well protected by the police, as is the case in Western societies where morning jogs are a daily routine for large numbers of people from all walks of life.

The risk to the jogger multiplies, when they conspicuously carry along expensive phones, and wear ear-plugs that render them partially deaf. By going out on the street to jog, Nigeria's vanishing middle class comes face-to-face with her starving majority, out of pure choice on the part of the jogger.

Pushing one's luck in this context may be an acceptable risk for a hardened Gong-Fu practitioner or an armed off-duty military man, but for anyone less street-qualified who opts to go jogging, my advice would be that you wait until you are in the UK, to enjoy that luxury in the relative safety of Hyde Park, a world away from Lagos, Nigeria

Anyone seeking to improve their health can do so with ZERO equipment at home, by running in place on a sandy surface or foam mattress, followed by Yoga and other strength exercises. Medically, jogging on hard surfaces inflicts long-term damage to the joints of the knee and ankles, thus negating much of the purported health benefits of jogging on city streets.

Ijaya123:


Mention just one country without crime and criminals in the whole world?

Jakumo:
Jogging is a pastime of the well-fed and the rich. By jogging down the street of ANY Nigerian city, one is advertising the fact that one is so well fed, as to seek weight loss via exercise. That is the sound of a cash register, to kidnappers and ritual murderers.

If you can afford to jog, then you can afford to buy a treadmill to use for exercise in the privacy of your home, so as not to wind up in the kidnapper's den after being spotted doing what only the rich do - jogging.