BenFlash:


In view of the vacant position, I hereby nominate myself as the Chairman AOLMWN (Nationwide), please order your Zobo drink from local woman, all tabs on me

I'd also love to know the chess players in the forum so that we can have zobo together over a game of chess when we meet at the Tower

@Gbriels, please refer to this comment and subsequent ones immediately after it to update your records

Gbriels:
@all local men and women
I can see u r doing just fine.... having said that,
I must say weldone to the following local men for keeping the thread alive and fun
@chasteguy
@bobowaja
@beeam
@souljar
@teaser
@benflash
@mathology1542
@local woman
@sempumping. .... though u never register
@sib25
Signed
Coordinator
AOLMAW

Weldone baba.... Ur ministry no go turn sour

FACT: There's no fact around.

Even when the FCC approved list gets to presidency, Abba Kyari himself can't tell you when they'll be done pimpin' the list.

Keep yourself busy until then.

Ejoo,emabinu... just hold am,na ur property now

vicelreturns:


Boda me i wan give dem bk dia alert ni o

ChasteGhuy:


Let me confirm from him.
But any location is welcomed.

Any location bawo

BenFlash:


You may need to consult with @bobowaja and the constitution.

Lol.... Baba I hail o

holujay:
And Mathology...it's like they followed the nnpc staffs out of the country

My honorable concerned local man, the executives of this association have been working tirelessly, holding meetings and conferences in order to find a way of providing more zobo for the members. In addition, It is quite disheartening that the level of theories from fellow members have decreased over the week, since the 1% theory and AB theory, there hasn't been any other mountain moving theory, pertinent to this is the reason why we are discussing on how to give more zobo in order to facilitate sauces and burnt dodo that is legit or near legit or competing with the other theories. The Association of Local men and women is here to serve you to your satisfaction.

Signed
Mathology5431,
Zonal Secretary, Local men committee for NNPC.

bobowaja:

Lol.... Baba I hail o

You are sighted

Gbriels:
BOBOWAJA....is a card carrying member with uptodate knowledge of the constitution of AOLMAW..

Sempumping:


What kind of internship? Preferred location ?What's the duration ? Is the person a graduate ( graduate trainee program),Or IT ,Or SIWES( law can't do siwes )

Student internship. 2 months (Dec and Jan).

Can I send you a pm?

Sempumping:


Any location bawo He can live anywhere in Nigeria ,like he has a place to stay in all states where Nnpc is ?

Only NNPC CHQ does the graduate trainee program, other subsidiaries engages siwes and IT( for OND holders ) .so if he is in Abuja, Lagos, Kaduna,warri,ore,mosimi ,etc or anywhere closer then it is advisable not to relocate cos of the internship o ,the pay isn't sooooo

Lol NNPC CHQ engages IT, my kid sis is there, though it's paper work.

From a reliable source in LAGOS, APL drops from tomorrow morning

BenFlash:


Which day you turn chairman? Position wey dey vacant since until I decided to occupy it. Now y'all are suddenly interested because of the progress I have made.

What is really delaying dis alert??,

1. State factor.... Checked
2. Interview date... Checked
3. Discipline and role applied for.. Checked
4. Bank factor.... Checked
5. 1% theory; lacks consistency.. Checked
6. Access bank theory; has been proven for a different occasion in d past but not for d same company/cooperation... {It Lacks substantial proof to build a model}....

D last factor however has a very slim chance of being true but based on d available facts at hand dis hypothesis is pulling weight by d day...

Hmmmm!
At dis rate Local being has lost all his ability to can!

yemyke001:
From a reliable source in LAGOS, APL drops from tomorrow morning

lol

Its not a must to drop your source.

eddyville92:
Tejiri did u do urs on the 5th?

Yes

ChasteGhuy:


Student internship. 2 months (Dec and Jan).

Can I send you a pm?

PM no oo,I dey fear people for this thread o CIA's and FBI's

Anyway ,you didn't tell me location na

Gbriels:
@all local men and women
I can see u r doing just fine.... having said that,
I must say weldone to the following local men for keeping the thread alive and fun
@chasteguy
@bobowaja
@beeam
@souljar
@teaser
@benflash
@mathology1542
@local woman
@sempumping. .... though u never register
@sib25
Signed
Coordinator
AOLMAW

I dey wi yoouu
Chief whip
NL Assembly,
AOLMAW

E be like say you be plug, make I pm you my candidate number. What me I want is GT at nnpc

Sempumping:


PM no oo,I dey fear people for this thread o CIA's and FBI's

Anyway ,you didn't tell me location na

But none of the CSU's/ SBU's would accept 2months o it's either 6months ,1year .except he just wants to be strolling in without an office

klassd:


Lol NNPC CHQ engages IT, my kid sis is there, though it's paper work.

What am I saying ,what are you saying now

My fellow local man

olasunky15:

Bros, I believe you from day 1.
But truth, they say is bitter.

lol bro...you're right truth is bitter

Adeebiwa09:


Chairman of a faction or the out gone one. While Jarus and c212112 are grand patron. Only beeam, teaser4 and chasteguy can claim chairman. Be guided please else you will be ousted out. Stay your chief whip position jejele

Don't try to unseat me either...
Oya collect!

Sempumping:


PM no oo,I dey fear people for this thread o CIA's and FBI's

Anyway ,you didn't tell me location na

But none of the CSU's/ SBU's would accept 2months o it's either 6months ,1year .except he just wants to be strolling in without an office

Warri

Are you certain about 6months being the minimum months allowed?

Black11:
E be like say you be plug, make I pm you my candidate number. What me I want is GT at nnpc

All the best Bruv ...when you get that plug ,please in the name of God,inform and assist local woman .

Thanks and God bless in anticipation

Perhaps....it all happened while I was away on official assignment...sorry no body told u about non existent of the office... however the report on my desk says u have been very active in the whip's office...

BenFlash:


@Gbriels, please refer to this comment and subsequent ones immediately after it to update your records

Gbriels:
@all local men and women
I can see u r doing just fine.... having said that,
I must say weldone to the following local men for keeping the thread alive and fun
@chasteguy
@bobowaja
@beeam
@souljar
@teaser
@benflash
@mathology1542
@local woman
@sempumping. .... though u never register
@sib25
Signed
Coordinator
AOLMAW

I hail brother

Local man can only hail more for keeping d thread going...

Teaser4:
I hail brother

yemyke001:
From a reliable source in LAGOS, APL drops from tomorrow morning

We are watching

yemyke001:
From a reliable source in LAGOS, APL drops from tomorrow morning

Is still a dem say dem say sauce,
Meanwhile dis explains better..

ChasteGhuy:


Warri

Are you certain about 6months being the minimum months allowed?

Cool ...

mathology5431:

My honorable concerned local man, the executives of this association have been working tirelessly, holding meetings and conferences in order to find a way of providing more zobo for the members. In addition, It is quite disheartening that the level of theories from fellow members have decreased over the week, since the 1% theory and AB theory, there hasn't been any other mountain moving theory, pertinent to this is the reason why we are discussing on how to give more zobo in order to facilitate sauces and burnt dodo that is legit or near legit or competing with the other theories. The Association of Local men and women is here to serve you to your satisfaction.

Signed
Mathology5431,
Zonal Secretary, Local men committee for NNPC.

Lol there can't be any more hypotheses.

1. People who have not been paid - will support "Llaride's Hypothesis"... payment connotes disqualification from the process.

2a. People who have been paid - will support "Flowwolf09's hypothesis"... payment connotes a further shortlist.

2b. Then there's Farouk's hypothesis...still an offshoot of flowwolf's... Farouk Alert = Shortlist..while Ayam equals disqualification..

So technically their cannot be any other plausible explanation. Except maybe Farouk (MIS) is entering his data into the management information system for future consideration, while Ayam is compensating people not shortlisted (as propounded in another thread )

Lol everyone is just trying to be hopeful .

But the crystal clear fact is that, In absentia lucis, Tenebrae vincunt , all the propositions are just for fun and no one here knows as at today, the reason for staggered payments.

Let us all keep hoping and praying.

Hon. Chairman,
Independent AOLMAW Election Commission

Sempumping:


What am I saying ,what are you saying now

My fellow local man

Oh darling