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HIBEETECH2018:
Will you keep quiet? Na ur life. U know wetin eyes don see? Money didn't motivate me to apply for nnpc. The love for my country is one of my reasons. With money, I will send my children to good schools in Nigeria. Come out of the country, then compare and contrast. Have you ever experienced -1°C in your life? No even vex me.

Now tell me it isn't good school.

You appear like someone that follows me on FB.

Not sure it is right to relate FB discussion with NL discussion though. I have difference audience in either. Kindly edit your post appropriately.

HIBEETECH2018:
Will you keep quiet? Na ur life. U know wetin eyes don see? Money didn't motivate me to apply for nnpc. The love for my country is one of my reasons With money, I will send my children to good schools in Nigeria. Come out of the country, then compare and contrast. Have you ever experienced -1°C in your life? No even vex me.

children go to a good school that cost over 200K. Now tell me it isn't good school.

Love of your country, or the benefits to gain living in Nigeria?












Naija is easier to oppress fellow countrymen when you get change

Alaba die nínú ìbejì

Gbriels:
As the coordinator of our great AOLMAW, I'm duty bound to always tell the truth. Thus the following local men are hereby confirmed as ABT proponents...
@mosgoon
@jarus
@souljar
@bobowaja
@chaste
@beeam
@larride
@teaser4
@mathology
Please do well not to deny it or justify ur stand, we do understand. ...
Also, the following appointment have been confirmed
@semppumping.... assistant zonal sec
@enireq20.... local women coordinator
Furthermore, the suspension of the following local men is underway for false and over false lies
@darado
@moogoopaigan

Sign
Gbriels
Coordinator
AOLMAW


Also,

Funny one indeed...

Greetings to y'all... me no no d theories again...
But kudos to u guys keeping it real.and alive here..

My prayer is, APL falls on the qualified and brightest minds here...

See y'all at d towers..

Gbriels:
As the coordinator of our great AOLMAW, I'm duty bound to always tell the truth. Thus the following local men are hereby confirmed as ABT proponents...
@mosgoon
@jarus
@souljar
@bobowaja
@chaste
@beeam
@larride
@teaser4
@mathology
Please do well not to deny it or justify ur stand, we do understand. ...
Also, the following appointment have been confirmed
@semppumping.... assistant zonal sec
@enireq20.... local women coordinator
Furthermore, the suspension of the following local men is underway for false and over false lies
@darado
@moogoopaigan

Sign
Gbriels
Coordinator
AOLMAW


Also,

Almost page 700 yet no APL. Can we just let this thread rest till the invites start to roll in....Let us stop with all this unnecessary talk...

Any kind of chess books either chess books for children or books that you can improve your chess strategy and tactics are available...If interested kindly WhatsApp 07063563430 or mail me: askoladele@gmail.com

No vex my Oga. I just take u as example. Nigeria is good for some while somewhere else is better for others. Na wetin i wan clear am be that. If Nigeria has enabling environment, it will be the best place to live in the world. Is it the culture, weather, friendly evironment etc. Do you know what is called loneliness or depression in Nigeria? If yes, it is not common.

No come here dey abuse people wey talk say their current salary plenty pass NNPC money. Everybody knows their wants.

Some wants comfort while some wants money or power/fame.

Know yourself and be yourself. Bye for now.

Jarus:
You appear like someone that follows me on FB.

Not sure it is right to relate FB discussion with NL discussion though. I have difference audience in either. Kindly edit your post appropriately.

pyramid007:
Any kind of chess books either chess books for children or books that you can improve your chess strategy and tactics are available...If interested kindly WhatsApp 07063563430 or mail me: askoladele@gmail.com

Is it free?

We have sold zobo, sold burnt plantain, sauces of various types, now is books under one thread... issoait ooo

Next one plz

pyramid007:
Any kind of chess books either chess books for children or books that you can improve your chess strategy and tactics are available...If interested kindly WhatsApp 07063563430 or mail me: askoladele@gmail.com

Jarus:
By the way, if you're on this thread and you're a Muslim and from Offa, Kwara state, kindly send me a PM.

From kwara too but not Offa, anything for us?

Foreign woman here.
My current salary is our NNPC GT upfront salary

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Minus 2 zeros of course. And also, minus 1,350 for tax whatever that means. So I'm pretty sure I'm 100% likely to accept this offer.

Oliviajones:
Foreign woman here.
My current salary is our NNPC GT upfront salary

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Minus 2 zeros of course. And also, minus 1,350 for tax whatever that means. So I'm pretty sure I'm 100% likely to accept this offer.

Au revoir Comworks. I wish I could say I love you. I don't.

Lol. I could have said "Gbefun, Hilary Clinton"!

Oliviajones:
Foreign woman here.
My current salary is our NNPC GT upfront salary

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Minus 2 zeros of course. And also, minus 1,350 for tax whatever that means. So I'm pretty sure I'm 100% likely to accept this offer.

Au revoir Comworks. I wish I could say I love you. I don't.

foreign local woman

LOL internet is just a bitch

Jarus:
LOL. Awon FBI.

I'm still waiting for someone to do "research" and bust me too o.

You posted the guy's 2016 posts by the way. A lot could have happened between 2016 and 2019. People have moved from earning N50k as a teacher in 2016 to earning N1m as a TOTAL upstream employee in 2019. So I'm not sure this is a great job.

Ok

I just confirmed u are not Mosgoon.

JARUSHUB:


Nothing is impossible under the sun anyway. So Mosgoon could be me, abi I can be Mosgoon.

geektrovert:
Dude you write well.

You are not the only one hooked unto this platform, who did not apply for NNPC job...una full ground..

This thread (and all previous NNPC threads) is a psychologist's dream. The intricacies, banters, attacks, anxieties, laughter and wild emotions..is more entertaining than a reality show.

The good thing is that, many lifelong friendships will be started here, heck, people will even find love!

Stay tuned, and enjoy the thread while it lasts.

PS: You write well, really. You will really do well in novels/diaries/literature section of Nairaland.

Ciao!

Spot on. The thread is a goldmine. So many things to learn from.

Thank you. Always found the typical novel-ish type of writing boring for me. I tend to lean more towards the creative side of things where one can freestyle in any direction the spirit flows, without worrying about the technicalities and placement of an Oxford comma.

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Erm.. I just realized it would be totally foolish to have the audience of such a diverse, high-achieving group and not shoot my shot. My helper could be anywhere.

Pls I'm a 400level Production Engineering student in need of IT placement. I'm passionate and hardworking. I'm a firm believer that anything can be achieved. My drive is not limited by the boundaries of physical contraints.

My drive for excellence in whatever I do can be likened to Thanos' determination in #Avengers - Infinity war# to assemble all the 6 infinity stones together irrespective of where each was. I cannot promise you a 7-page resume, but I'm a critical thinker and my affinity for problem solving will be refreshing to any organization or body. I will learn German in 2 days if that's what it comes to.

I dabble with creative writing and mobile photography when I'm bored, this clearly means I am an easily inspired individual. Important of all, it means I have a keen eye for tiny, important details that can easily go unnoticed.

Having been a two-time silver and one-time Engineering Dean's cup gold medalist, I understand the importance and value of team-work and being a team player. I am humble, willing to learn, and always open to new ideas.

The universe is always in a state of increasing chaos and entropy, so I understand that sometimes things will not go as planned. I understand this -- this is why I can still remain calm and perform well under pressure. I once held my urine for 4hours(due to lack of a safe & clean restroom close-by) and went to check my result. Even though I had an F in a 3-unit Mechanics of Machines course, my boxers remained dry.

I have good communication skill. As much as i cannot promise to be an encyclopedia of all knowledge, I am well-rounded and can comfortably hold my own. We could effortlessly discuss some things currently happening in the country, flash-back to the circumstances surrounding the last general elections if that's what you want, and smoothly transition to why Jon snow stabbed Deanerys Targaryen.

Lastly, I have a propensity to leave things better than I met them. The same will apply here even if I get a placement in a shrine.

Thank you

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Dear helper, if you are here, pls locate me.

Jarus beat u to this by like 7 yrs already

MapleSettlers:
PLease read and listen to my blog about stammering. Thank you.

https://theafricanstutterer.home.blog/

https://anchor.fm/tas0/episodes/Telephone-Tele-phobia-e4rfeh

Hmmm

ConsistentSG:
My first comment here though I have been following as an observer.

I want to greet all members of AOLMAW.

from my sauce, the list is ready and successful candidates will be notified soon. My sauce didn't say the date.

However, if you have not been alerted with T.P, there is 80% possibility that you are among the successful applicants.

Successful candidates will not be alerted with T.P as same will be paid together with training allowance and mobilization fee at the end of the recruitment training for successful candidates.

The last batch of alertess comes this Wednesday.

I wish everyone the best.

Humbly approve my application to join AOLMAW.

Hmmmmm. I can smell something. This must be a new account of one of the AB theorists here.

moogoogaipan:
You should understand that, the guy who said his name is on the presidential list, owe no one an explanation too.
@Jarus, what we are saying is this, you don't come here to rub it on our face, that, you'll reject or likely to reject NNPC offer cos the pay no reach your pay, i get, there's no law against that, someone even said, he's leaving abroad cos of polygamy, hanhan, ẹ má fí nù wá, á mọ jẹ now...

That said, people star aligns miraculously, a bossom brother of mine, failed in all his abroad scholarship applications, he was, he is currently a contract industrial hygienist at SPDC portharcourt, with no sight of renewal, when his stars align like this, SPDC wants to renew his contract, NLNG offer him a 2yrs contract position, subject to renewal, lastly, he's got APL waiting for him in FUNAAB (He was our dept. best)
He called me, started crying, i said don't cry ẹ̀gbọ́n, your star's have aligned... (His name is James Abraham, you can check him out), I said choose the one, that you'll have a right to an RSA.

In all, not that, we are aloof, that, people have rosy offers and there are lucky people, what we're saying is kí wọn má fí nù wá, á mọ jẹ́...

. Funaabite... Course and graduation year?

NoHatred:
Hmmmmm. I can smell something. This must be a new account of one of the AB theorists here.

You never see anything. Lol.

Beeam:
Ok

I just confirmed u are not Mosgoon.

Waste of time. I could not have been Mosgoon.

Wow. impressive!
You remind me of my youthful days.
Anyway, where are you based?
Engineering company or nothing?
I can read this stuff all day.

Ksslib:
Spot on. The thread is a goldmine. So many things to learn from.

Thank you. Always found the typical novel-ish type of writing boring for me. I tend to lean more towards the creative side of things where one can freestyle in any direction the spirit flows, without worrying about the technicalities and placement of an Oxford comma.

**************************
Erm.. I just realized it would be totally foolish to have the audience of such a diverse, high-achieving group and not shoot my shot. My helper could be anywhere.

Pls I'm a 400level Production Engineering student in need of IT placement. I'm passionate and hardworking. I'm a firm believer that anything can be achieved. My drive is not limited by the boundaries of physical contraints.

My drive for excellence in whatever I do can be likened to Thanos' determination in #Avengers - Infinity war# to assemble all the 6 infinity stones together irrespective of where each was. I cannot promise you a 7-page resume, but I'm a critical thinker and my affinity for problem solving will be refreshing to any organization or body. I will learn German in 2 days if that's what it comes to.

I dabble with creative writing and mobile photography when I'm bored, this clearly means I am an easily inspired individual. Important of all, it means I have a keen eye for tiny, important details that can be easily go unnoticed.

Having been a two-time silver and one-time Engineering Dean's cup gold medalist, I understand the importance and value of team-work and being a team player. I am humble, willing to learn, and always open to new ideas.

The universe is always in a state of increasing chaos and entropy, so I understand that sometimes things will not go as planned. I understand this -- this is why I can still remain calm and perform well under pressure. I once held my urine for 4hours(due to lack of a safe & clean restroom close-by) and went to check my result. Even though I had an F in a 3-unit Mechanics of Machines course, my boxers remained dry.

I have good communication skill. As much as i cannot promise to be an encyclopedia of all knowledge, I am well-rounded and can comfortably hold my own. We could effortlessly discuss some things currently happening in the country, flash-back to the circumstances surrounding the last general elections if that's what you want, and smoothly transition to why Jon snow stabbed Deanerys Targaryen.

Lastly, I have a propensity to leave things better than I met them. The same will apply here even if I get a placement in a shrine.

Thank you

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Dear helper, if you are here, pls locate me.

saxha:
You never see anything. Lol.

What do you mean? Or was that you?

Rexmy:
. Funaabite... Course and graduation year?

So we many for here!

RealisticJ:
Have u received TP alert...I just want to check something

Checkers of "something"

femokleen:
Tuale to the local men and women in the house... May your third leg never malfunction and may the reciprocating motion of the piston never wear your cylinder liner.
Before you begin to ask me any question, I be GT from Ogun state (Ijebu to be precise), Mechanical Eng, interviewed on the 11th, non-alartee and I had an excellent interview. The panelists clapped for me sef when I was done and told me emphatically that I had the most impressive session so far... I.e I aced the shii.. *Wink*

My thought
This is the most credible recruitment process by any MDA so far since 1999.

Take note that the process carried out at block D before leaving the premises was to take attendance & accnt details of the prospectives that were available for the interview.

There was a woman who verified everyone with his/her candidate number after the interview before filling the form.

I must say that there's something about this payment thingy, we all know that nnpc is boxed enough to pay everyone at once.
Why would they pay only a fraction of people that were interviewed on the same date and continue a week later only to pay other dates without completing the payment for the remaining candidates with same date paid previously?

There's something fishy I guess

Special greetings to Jarus for this thread, you're highly carried
More thoughts to come...

Omoh ogun iseya

Is it your time?

Now am suspecting u back sef...

Before ull goan say from ur days at McKinsey u learnt how to prove that Jarus is not Mosgoon

Jarus:
Waste of time. I could not have been Mosgoon.

NoHatred:
What do you mean? Or was that you?

Lol. it's just a common phrase among my guys.


It means you're still a learner, if you take that post serious, because many people with "sauces" here, are only giving out "sauces" that favour them, and it won't stop until APL finally shows.

You write well. Your personal statement is more comedic than professional.

Ksslib:
Spot on. The thread is a goldmine. So many things to learn from.

Thank you. Always found the typical novel-ish type of writing boring for me. I tend to lean more towards the creative side of things where one can freestyle in any direction the spirit flows, without worrying about the technicalities and placement of an Oxford comma.

**************************
Erm.. I just realized it would be totally foolish to have the audience of such a diverse, high-achieving group and not shoot my shot. My helper could be anywhere.

Pls I'm a 400level Production Engineering student in need of IT placement. I'm passionate and hardworking. I'm a firm believer that anything can be achieved. My drive is not limited by the boundaries of physical contraints.

My drive for excellence in whatever I do can be likened to Thanos' determination in #Avengers - Infinity war# to assemble all the 6 infinity stones together irrespective of where each was. I cannot promise you a 7-page resume, but I'm a critical thinker and my affinity for problem solving will be refreshing to any organization or body. I will learn German in 2 days if that's what it comes to.

I dabble with creative writing and mobile photography when I'm bored, this clearly means I am an easily inspired individual. Important of all, it means I have a keen eye for tiny, important details that can easily go unnoticed.

Having been a two-time silver and one-time Engineering Dean's cup gold medalist, I understand the importance and value of team-work and being a team player. I am humble, willing to learn, and always open to new ideas.

The universe is always in a state of increasing chaos and entropy, so I understand that sometimes things will not go as planned. I understand this -- this is why I can still remain calm and perform well under pressure. I once held my urine for 4hours(due to lack of a safe & clean restroom close-by) and went to check my result. Even though I had an F in a 3-unit Mechanics of Machines course, my boxers remained dry.

I have good communication skill. As much as i cannot promise to be an encyclopedia of all knowledge, I am well-rounded and can comfortably hold my own. We could effortlessly discuss some things currently happening in the country, flash-back to the circumstances surrounding the last general elections if that's what you want, and smoothly transition to why Jon snow stabbed Deanerys Targaryen.

Lastly, I have a propensity to leave things better than I met them. The same will apply here even if I get a placement in a shrine.

Thank you

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Dear helper, if you are here, pls locate me.

Me that NNPC remuneration is 10% of my current earning nko?

I just want to work there cos I hear their lunch is very good. My current office doesn't have a cafeteria....

HIBEETECH2018:
You don't say this to people. If they say their salary is more than what nnpc wants to pay, it can be true and that's their problem. Jarus, some other people and I fall in the same category. You don't mock people as you did in the first phase of your write up we all try our luck. Life is taking risk. My monthly savings here (abroad) is more than nnpc salary. I just like Nigeria. I like to raise my children in Nigeria because it is easier. It will be easier for me to handle my wife in Nigeria than abroad. I can marry more than one wife in Nigeria and be okay, if I try it abroad I'm a living dead man. Guy, think beyond your nose and wise up. Stop thinking from your anus. Use your brain.

yungmin:
Checkers of "something"

What can man do, we need to put 2 and 2 together and see if it will be 4