The protagonist has a lot of time on his hands. Either I tell you all that I want to spend some private time with your friend or I cancel the outing. To your tents, O Israel.

But it's not that deep....You don't have to carry all of them along in the first place... This is what I would have done: At the instance I sight her friends, I just simply tell my date that "I'm sorry the budget I have can't accommodate your friends"... If she doesn't subscribe to it, I go just discharge all of them go my house go sleep.. 7k-8k saved for something else.

Kaycee7:
The protagonist has a lot of time on his hands. Either I tell you all that I want to spend some private time with your friend or I cancel the outing. To your tents, O Israel.

My thoughts exactly.

Lol all of a sudden all the nairaland female's went on vacation even the two that did comment had nothing to say,dem wan open pepperoni for him head.

Poor guy. The girls no get class self. Them suppose change am for am.

femtex007:
Y not be matured enough to tell ur babe ur budget?

You sound like a pussy nigga.

The first question should be: why is the bitch not matured enough to know that a date doesn't mean bring along all your friends?

Pussy niggaz like you will even declare all your assets to the bitch just because you want some pussy.

You really need to man up.

No real girl who's seriously interested in getting to know a guy will tag along on a date with her friends. Na only all those hunger-starved ladies dey do that kin thing.

Vanmatrix:
"Money fall on you, banana fall on you…", her iphone 6 came alive.

Sandra picked up her phone and peered her eyes to the screen for the name of the the caller. It was Jude. 'What could this one want this time', she wondered. She hesitated but when the call came the second time, she decided to pick it up.

"Hello baby how are you?" his husky voice came through the earjack.

"I'm fine." She answered softly, her voice sounding like that of an angel.

"Where are you?"

"I'm just at my hostel oh. Just bored."

"Why will my baby be bored? You know what? Just dress up, I'm coming to pick you up, let's go out".

"Really?" Her eyes lit up. She was glad she hadn't resolved to ignore his call.

"Yes. I'm about getting into my car. "

"Okay. Let me get ready."

***

As he rev his car engine and push the gear to drive (D) mode, Jude couldn't but wonder why most ladies are so easily swayed with that phrase "let's go out". There wasn't that much cash on him but he just couldn't resist making Sandra excited. He had only 15k in his account. Hopefully by next week, that web design deal he's bidding for would soon pull through and once he is done, he should have about 100k in his account. So he need not worry about spending about 8-10k on Sandra, at least he can manage the remaining 5k.

***

It took him barely half an hour to get to the campus and pulled over near the campus females' hostel.

He dialed Sandra phone and in a beep, she answered the call all excited as if the call came from her favorite celebrity.

"Hi bae, I'm at the front of your hostel. Start coming out." Jude spoke.
"Okay boo. We are coming out now." and she hung up.
"We??" but she had already hung up.

And true enough. It was a "we". You see Sandra was coming out with not one, not even two, but three of her friends, Mary, Gift and Oluchi. As she sat at the front seat of Jude's car, her friends sat themselves at the back seat.

"Boo my friends will accompany us. I couldn't bear to leave them in the same boring state we were in before you called. So I invited them to join us. I know you don't mind".

'Ehn! Don't mind? So she can now read my mind? Daughter of the mind reader! Her royal knowingness! "I know you don't mind." Is it her mind? I mind oh.' Jude thought to himself.

Hi Jude" they chorused from behind.
"Hello. Nice to see you again." Jude clenched his teeth.


But in his mind, he was like "these 3 hungry girls again?! Sandra wants to kill me! Who send me message?"

This is because the first time he'd taken all four ladies out, he nearly went broke! They'd ended up ordering for breakfast, lunch and dinner which they couldn't finish that they had to ask for the rest to be wrapped up for them to take home as if they don't have food in their house.

'Later girls will start cursing heaven and earth when their guys cheats on them with their friends. When a guy takes a girl out, isn't that called a date? Hence you're dating. So if your friends tag along, then he's dating them too. So why complain when he choses to satisfy himself with any of them?' Jude had wondered. 

***

He rev the car again and took to the road. His speakers blared various Davido's hit songs collection which they didn't fail to sing along.

30 minutes past, he was already blazing towards Ughelli. He entered ekuigho and kept driving around telling them his friend told him about this place but he's not quite familiar with the direction.
"I hope you don't want to use our pant to do money ritual?" Gift asked with a nervous chuckle.

Jude could swear she was afraid.
'Use una pant do which yeye money ritual? Like say una pant get oil! If dey wan count pant wey fit bring block, dem go count una own? Pant wey if you give babalewo, he go dey say you carry debt come give am. Oil dey na person never use am since?' Jude wondered in his mind.

After some time, he finally came to a stop.
"We are here! " he announced.
"Where exactly are we?" Sandra asked looking around.
"Are you not seeing the burial ceremony going on there?" he pointed…. Surely it was a burial ceremony…. "One of my old friends from my primary school days, that's his uncle's burial. He invited me to come. He's the one I said gave me the direction. You know I said the place is new. Besides I felt like taking you along with me, I know you don't mind."
He didn't fail to stress the "I know you don't mind" part.
"But you said, we were going out!"
"Ehen is this not going out?"
"I was thinking you meant shoprite, AJ or any better place."
"Did I tell you I was taking you to any of those places? I said I want to take you out. We are in ughelli, is this going in? Is this not a far outing? Abeg you people should come down from the car, let's go and sit down."

They went to sit down under one of the canopy. Sandra was just eyeing him up and down and swearing for him in her mind.

He kept on smiling sheepishly as he saw the disappointment on their faces. In his mind he was like 'You thought you are wise, abi?'

***

Not long after, they were served the rice from the burial ceremony as it was being shared.
'Make una enjoy the food. After all, people talk say na burial rice na dey sweet pass. So I dey even do una favor.' Jude thought within.
'If na restaurant now, they will know how to order for more. Let me see if they'll be bold enough to ask for another plate of the burial rice'.

***

After the burial ceremony, Jude led them back to his car and took them back to their hostel. At the end of the day, he saved his money. He'd only spent 2k which he'd used to fuel the car on their way back.

In his mind he was like 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.'

Next time, everybody will respect themselves.

The End

Originally posted on https://martinswrites.com/the-outing-short-story/

bukatyne:
Interesting story.

I think a simple no would do sha.

well he just did that to teach her a lesson. Some people wouldn't mind going the extra mile to inculcate sense into another person's brain.

This is wisdom at its peak

Greedy and selfish girls everywhere

The different between some Girls and Ashawo is that, their no dey stay for road/brothel for customer to come, Jude decided to take her out and maybe f*uck her later.
Jude no-no say Some girls like F*uck, some will not mind if u f*uck their friends too as long u are paying their bill via Go outing or other form of payment.
Their we enjoy the money and enjoy the f*uck too. Jude go enjoy f*uck and lose money.
Kai, Jude ANCESTOR save him this time ooo.

Lucky729:
Go through it

u look like a thief.idiot

oh boy u bad oo
if I no try this thing one day nor be my mama born me

weak

femtex007:
Y not be matured enough to tell ur babe ur budget?

Which maturity are you talking about,he invited the Olosho on a date and she tagged along with extra three..

So when was he supposed to tell her his budget?

After she brought along her whole village people?

The STVPID B1TCH does not deserve any talk to..

Apination:

I'm from Delta state, living in warri and what I just said is nothing but the truth whether you like it or not

Shut ur finger, u are not from any warri, we don't give birth to useless children like u who come online and run their fingers carelessly

I don't know about you guys but as for me, Jude is the hero we need.

He's the hero we deserve.

One thing guys should know is that any time you invite a girl ( not a secondary school girl ohh ) to have a date with you and she brings her friends along then she is not trying to know you at all, she just wants you to spend and when you are tired you will run away.

And if you know you really like the person please try next time reminding her what a date is, it should just be both of you.

I know u don't mind ....e sweet me but d pain sum pple

Sharp guy gals don't deserve pity

kikelomojessy:
One thing guys should know is that any time you invite a girl ( not a secondary school girl ohh ) to have a date with you and she brings her friends along then she is not trying to know you at all, she just wants you to spend and when you are tired you will run away.

And if you know you really like the person please try next time reminding her what a date is, it should just be both of you.

Brain full ur head with d coment u made, and ur second paragraph, one of d deficiencies i hav is dat i wont even bother to remind her wat a date is, my own b say a no dey call u again, if u like me in return u wil call me one day and ask why i ignore u even if u would say it with rudeness and disregard, tru ur action i wil knw if u hav anything good to do with me or a b maga.

femtex007:
Y not be matured enough to tell ur babe ur budget?

Mr maturity you don start abi?

Good for them.

Ajohnnasa

I love what the guy did, if its me am gona ask those 3 gals to go back ..like WTF !! Its a date not a Community party
Woe betide any lady that wil tryna pull this kinda Stunt on me

wittyt98:
oh boy u bad oo
if I no try this thing one day nor be my mama born me

Where do you always get all these funny memes ??

femtex007:
Y not be matured enough to tell ur babe ur budget?

Means what?! Don't justify this folly every sane individual should condemn.

Sirmuel1:
I like the Guy, but then, I could have sent them back immediately they came out of the hostel. I no get joy at all

Exactly
The moomoo Sandra, inclusive

BucketMan:

Maturity gbuo gi dia, Metuseleh!

kikelomojessy:
One thing guys should know is that any time you invite a girl ( not a secondary school girl ohh ) to have a date with you and she brings her friends along then she is not trying to know you at all, she just wants you to spend and when you are tired you will run away.

And if you know you really like the person please try next time reminding her what a date is, it should just be both of you.

why should I remind a Lady what a date is..is she an illiterate?.. any Lady that tries that poo with me won't get a second chance...too many hungry naive ladies around

ngwababe:
Good for them.

Ajohnnasa

Ọ sị nọọ gịnị? This one no pain you?