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Is Masturbating Murder by kenzysmith: 10:22am On Aug 12, 2019
Good day fellow nairalanders, I have a friend who is a cronic masturbator who was advise by a friend to desist from it that he is committing murder on a daily basis that those semens he release are his offsprings. Pls is he right about it what do u think?
Re: Is Masturbating Murder by Nobody: 10:31am On Aug 12, 2019
kenzysmith:
Good day fellow nairalanders, I have a friend who is a cronic masturbator who was advise by a friend to desist from it that he is committing murder on a daily basis that those semens he release are his offsprings. Pls is he right about it what do u think?

yes, it is true and with each release the cries of your sperm curses you for killing them, a curse that will be effective by your ancestors.

learn, An offspring is a product of the sperm an egg. Without fetilization its just another living cell.
were/are you a science student?
Re: Is Masturbating Murder by Nobody: 10:37am On Aug 12, 2019
Ur friend might be right... we need to report the case to area H police division.... no man must go unpunished ....for murder for that matter..

Please we need to know how long he has been wankingg, the last murder case in the United States for 13people in a shoot out was a sentence of 100years.. this ur friend should get atleast 2133years in prison for all these murders..

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Re: Is Masturbating Murder by kenzysmith: 10:53am On Aug 12, 2019
Blackivy27:


yes, it is true and with each release the cries of your sperm curses you for killing them, a curse that will be effective by your ancestors.

learn, An offspring is a product of the sperm an egg. Without fetilization its just another living cell.
were/are you a science student?
what about sex with condom?
Re: Is Masturbating Murder by kenzysmith: 10:56am On Aug 12, 2019
1StopRudeness:
Ur friend might be right... we need to report the case to area H police division.... no man must go unpunished ....for murder for that matter..

Please we need to know how long he has been wankingg, the last murder case in the United States for 13people in a shoot out was a sentence of 100years.. this ur friend should get atleast 2133years in prison for all these murders..
lol this not a joking matter he has been masturbating since late 2011 bro
Re: Is Masturbating Murder by iLegendd(m): 10:57am On Aug 12, 2019
kenzysmith:
Good day fellow nairalanders, I have a friend who is a cronic masturbator who was advise by a friend to desist from it that he is committing murder on a daily basis that those semens he release are his offsprings. Pls is he right about it what do u think?
It's kidnapping. sad
Re: Is Masturbating Murder by Nobody: 10:57am On Aug 12, 2019
kenzysmith:
what about sex with condom?
Same thing. No fertilization, no baby, no murder.
Re: Is Masturbating Murder by kenzysmith: 11:10am On Aug 12, 2019
Blackivy27:
Same thing. No fertilization, no baby, no murder.
so what u saying is that condom is a sin? So i should go about producing children every well u should rember that sex itself is sweet
Re: Is Masturbating Murder by kingxsamz(m): 11:14am On Aug 12, 2019
If It's murder, I'm happy to be a murderer... it's better than bringing unwanted babies to this country to suffer.

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Re: Is Masturbating Murder by Nobody: 11:15am On Aug 12, 2019
kenzysmith:
so what u saying is that condom is a sin? So i should go about producing children every well u should rember that sex itself is sweet
You dont get my point. IT IS NOT MURDER!
its just sperms that die during mastubation not a baby
Re: Is Masturbating Murder by Bigcowhorn: 11:56am On Aug 12, 2019
iLegendd:
It's kidnapping. sad


Just listen to this fool. Whoever trained you in Malaysia deserves a refund.

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Re: Is Masturbating Murder by Kingsley10000: 12:17pm On Aug 12, 2019
THAT YOUR FRIEND IS YOU cheesy
read nwamaikpe's stand

I'm thankful to the Almighty for Naira Marley. Dude has subliminally made Naija folks feel less hypocritical about masturbation.
I'd say it and say it again, Masturbation is a gift, if you aren't using it....you're worse than the biblical servant who buried his talents.

Have you ever sat back and imagined the number of unwanted pregnancies, STIs, rapes, forced marriages, heartbreaks, financial losses that could be prevented only if folks masturbated more? There woulda been no prostittutes either.

I know this, I am always awed by its realization. That's why I never fail to reach out my hands and grab my preek as a sign of appreciation to the most high.

Our God makes all things perfect, but his people perish for lack of knowledge.
Re: Is Masturbating Murder by kenzysmith: 4:02pm On Aug 12, 2019
kingxsamz:
If It's murder, I'm happy to be a murderer... it's better than bringing unwanted babies to this country to suffer.
i swear what if God should use it to judge u
Re: Is Masturbating Murder by kenzysmith: 4:04pm On Aug 12, 2019
Kingsley10000:
THAT YOUR FRIEND IS YOU cheesy
read nwamaikpe's stand

I'm thankful to the Almighty for Naira Marley. Dude has subliminally made Naija folks feel less hypocritical about masturbation.
I'd say it and say it again, Masturbation is a gift, if you aren't using it....you're worse than the biblical servant who buried his talents.

Have you ever sat back and imagined the number of unwanted pregnancies, STIs, rapes, forced marriages, heartbreaks, financial losses that could be prevented only if folks masturbated more? There woulda been no prostittutes either.

I know this, I am always awed by its realization. That's why I never fail to reach out my hands and grab my preek as a sign of appreciation to the most high.

Our God makes all things perfect, but his people perish for lack of knowledge.
lol guy u bold o
Re: Is Masturbating Murder by babyfaceafrica: 4:17pm On Aug 12, 2019
you and ur friend need help

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Re: Is Masturbating Murder by Karleb(m): 5:59pm On Aug 12, 2019
If masturbation is murder then what do we call menstruation? undecided

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Re: Is Masturbating Murder by kenzysmith: 2:00am On Aug 13, 2019
babyfaceafrica:
you and ur friend need help
pls give me a better explaination pls
Re: Is Masturbating Murder by Nobody: 3:37pm On Aug 13, 2019
kenzysmith:
lol this not a joking matter he has been masturbating since late 2011 bro

Haaaaaaaaa..!!!! 2011??
This is Genocide....we need to contact the United Nations, human rights court.....this is crime against humanity....
Imagine the amount of doctors, lawyers, engineers...President, armed robbers, kidnappers, yahooboys he has murdered...haaaa!!!
Re: Is Masturbating Murder by maleeks(m): 2:48pm On Sep 19, 2019
1StopRudeness:
Ur friend might be right... we need to report the case to area H police division.... no man must go unpunished ....for murder for that matter..

Please we need to know how long he has been wankingg, the last murder case in the United States for 13people in a shoot out was a sentence of 100years.. this ur friend should get atleast 2133years in prison for all these murders..
1StopRudeness:


Haaaaaaaaa..!!!! 2011??
This is Genocide....we need to contact the United Nations, human rights court.....this is crime against humanity....
Imagine the amount of doctors, lawyers, engineers...President, armed robbers, kidnappers, yahooboys he has murdered...haaaa!!!
Re: Is Masturbating Murder by skywalker240(m): 6:42pm On Sep 19, 2019
If its murder, then what do you call wetdreams? cheesy

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