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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Eagleyes(m): 9:36pm On Aug 15, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Which part of a fish weighs most? undecided

The scales

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Eagleyes(m): 9:37pm On Aug 15, 2019
pu7pl3:



It's scales

You no dey sleep? sad
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:52pm On Aug 15, 2019
Eagleyes:


You no dey sleep? sad


It's still early

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:45pm On Aug 16, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- It's scales


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Eagleyes!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:58pm On Aug 16, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What are the most patient objects in the shape of humanity? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:26pm On Aug 16, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What are the most patient objects in the form of humanity? undecided

Ask this question well bro
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:55pm On Aug 16, 2019
pu7pl3:

Ask this question well bro
E dey correct egbon... Just one word needs to be modified
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:59am On Aug 17, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What are the most patient objects in the shape of humanity? undecided

an hour glass lipsrsealed

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:31am On Aug 17, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What are the most patient objects in the shape of humanity? undecided
modiified ** statue maybe

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:54pm On Aug 17, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Statues


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
wizi44!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:58pm On Aug 17, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If all the letters in the alphabet were on a mountain, which letter would leave first? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:17pm On Aug 17, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If all the letters in the alphabet were on a mountain, which letter would leave first? undecided

The one in the envelope grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:49am On Aug 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
RIDDLE ME THIS


If all the letters in the alphabet were on a mountain, which letter would leave first? undecided
letter 'a'[/color][quote author=BankyGee post=81347684][color=red]

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:04pm On Aug 18, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- The letter D, it would begin the 'Descent'


No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:15pm On Aug 18, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


One duck before two ducks, one duck behind two ducks and one duck between two ducks; how many ducks were they all together? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:27pm On Aug 18, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- The letter D, it would begin the 'Descent'


No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*

grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:28pm On Aug 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


One duck before two ducks, one duck behind two ducks and one duck between two ducks; how many ducks were they all together? undecided

3 ducks

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:46pm On Aug 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


One duck before two ducks, one duck behind two ducks and one duck between two ducks; how many ducks were they all together? undecided
3 ducks

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:21pm On Aug 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


One duck before two ducks, one duck behind two ducks and one duck between two ducks; how many ducks were they all together? undecided
4

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:03pm On Aug 19, 2019
- Why is it that you usually give your life to Christ every Sunday as if salvation is a weekly subscription? undecided
- Once she starts answering you with,"whatever" or "do what you want", just know that you have used 90% of your relationship bundle grin
- Give girls money, they'll be like:
"Awwn sweetie, I'd do anything for you" kiss
Okay, tell them to give you a Mouth Gig, their face will turn to *Graphic photos* shocked
- Those of you that gave your teachers headache that year and are teaching now, how market? grin
- Nothing hurts than when you forgot to pay for what you bought and turn to leave, the woman shouts, "Heyss, come! You no gimme money" angry
People wee na start looking you like thief cry
- Nollywood wee not kee me o, what is Viju milk can doing in Heaven?

gringringringrin

TO BE CONTINUED

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:55pm On Aug 19, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Three ducks


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
wizi44!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:01pm On Aug 19, 2019
Deka10:

4
WRONG answer bro smiley
Welcome on board cool

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:36pm On Aug 19, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


You throw away the outside, eat the inside, then throw away the inside.

What is that? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:52pm On Aug 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


You throw away the outside, eat the inside, then throw away the inside.

What is that? undecided

A corn

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:39pm On Aug 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

You throw away the outside, eat the inside, then throw away the inside.
What is that? undecided
maize

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:56pm On Aug 20, 2019
BankyGee is feeling smiley inspired with - pu7pl3, wizi44, PrincessB1, Eagleyes, Ayanfe29, Nayo08, TheKingIsHere, MasonKendall, daddytime, donielord, greatme2good, topher052, statistics1, Fhadey, ZoeyJ and 2,316,772 others.



















10 Steps on How to Steal A Chicken
Step 1: Target the chicken you want to steal
Step 2: Study the chicken for a minimum of 1 week
Step 3: After studying the chicken, you are good to go
Step 4: On the day of operation, make sure to wear a big shirt, about 4-5 yards, and a nickerbugger
Step 5: Go to the targeted location around 1pm in the afternoon - by this time, everyone would've gone to work
Step 6: Walk close to the target and throw some groundnut on the floor
Step 7: Grab the chicken by the head - this is to prevent it from screaming
Step 8: Quickly fold the head into the feathers and shove it into your big shirt
Step 9: Turn immediately and don't look back
Step 10: Move on as though nothing happened

Next: How to steal a lion from a zoo

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by sylve11: 4:04pm On Aug 20, 2019
in those days we used to turn this joke section upside down................. grin grin

me and crew shall be back soon grin cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:15pm On Aug 20, 2019
sylve11:
in those days we used to turn this joke section upside down................. grin grin

me and crew shall be back soon grin cool

We are the kings of joke section now... Join our crew.
Ahbi pu7pl3? How u see am?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:25pm On Aug 20, 2019
Prostitute Yawa

A man called a prostitute and asked:

MAN:How much is 'it'? undecided
PROSTITUTE: It's
5k on the bed smiley
2k on the chair smiley
1k on the floor smiley

(Man counts 5k and handed it to her)

PROSTITUTE: Woow shocked, you are a man of class kiss
MAN: Class kill you there!
Five times on the floor! angry

gringringringringringringringringringrin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 5:01pm On Aug 20, 2019
How to steal a lion from a zoo.

It's very easy embarassed lipsrsealed
BankyGee will lead us wink grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 5:03pm On Aug 20, 2019
BankyGee:
Prostitute Yawa

A man called a prostitute and asked:

MAN:How much is 'it'? undecided
PROSTITUTE: It's
5k on the bed smiley
2k on the chair smiley
1k on the floor smiley

(Man counts 5k and handed it to her)

PROSTITUTE: Woow shocked, you are a man of class kiss
MAN: Class kill you there!
Five times on the floor! angry

gringringringringringringringringringrin

TO BE CONTINUED
Eh! shocked

LMAO grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:13pm On Aug 20, 2019
PrincessB1:
How to steal a lion from a zoo.
It's very easy embarassed lipsrsealed BankyGee will lead us wink grin
No wahala na, onward brave soldiers! Let's march to the zoo!

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