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| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Eagleyes(m): 9:36pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
BankyGee:The scales 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Eagleyes(m): 9:37pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
pu7pl3:You no dey sleep?  |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:52pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
Eagleyes:It's still early 1 Like |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:45pm On Aug 16, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - It's scales Winners of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! Eagleyes! *Claps, cheers* |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:58pm On Aug 16, 2019*. Modified: 11:55pm On Aug 16, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS  What are the most patient objects in the shape of humanity? |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:26pm On Aug 16, 2019 |
BankyGee:Ask this question well bro  |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:55pm On Aug 16, 2019 |
pu7pl3:E dey correct egbon... Just one word needs to be modified |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:59am On Aug 17, 2019 |
BankyGee:an hour glass  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:31am On Aug 17, 2019*. Modified: 9:33am On Aug 17, 2019 |
BankyGee:modiified ** statue maybe 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:54pm On Aug 17, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Statues Winner of yesterday's riddle:- wizi44! *Claps, cheers* |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:58pm On Aug 17, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS If all the letters in the alphabet were on a mountain, which letter would leave first? |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:17pm On Aug 17, 2019 |
BankyGee:The one in the envelope  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:49am On Aug 18, 2019 |
BankyGee:letter 'a'[/color][quote author=BankyGee post=81347684][color=red] 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:04pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - The letter D, it would begin the 'Descent' No winners for today! *Claps, cheers* |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:15pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS One duck before two ducks, one duck behind two ducks and one duck between two ducks; how many ducks were they all together? |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:27pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
BankyGee: 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:28pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
BankyGee:3 ducks 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:46pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
BankyGee:3 ducks 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:21pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
BankyGee:4 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 5:03pm On Aug 19, 2019 |
- Why is it that you usually give your life to Christ every Sunday as if salvation is a weekly subscription? - Once she starts answering you with,"whatever" or "do what you want", just know that you have used 90% of your relationship bundle - Give girls money, they'll be like: "Awwn sweetie, I'd do anything for you" Okay, tell them to give you a Mouth Gig, their face will turn to *Graphic photos* - Those of you that gave your teachers headache that year and are teaching now, how market? - Nothing hurts than when you forgot to pay for what you bought and turn to leave, the woman shouts, "Heyss, come! You no gimme money"  People wee na start looking you like thief - Nollywood wee not kee me o, what is Viju milk can doing in Heaven? TO BE CONTINUED
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| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 6:55pm On Aug 19, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Three ducks Winners of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! wizi44! *Claps, cheers* |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:01pm On Aug 19, 2019 |
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| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:36pm On Aug 19, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS You throw away the outside, eat the inside, then throw away the inside. What is that? |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:52pm On Aug 19, 2019 |
BankyGee:A corn 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:39pm On Aug 19, 2019 |
BankyGee:maize 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 12:56pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
BankyGee is feeling  inspired with - pu7pl3, wizi44, PrincessB1, Eagleyes, Ayanfe29, Nayo08, TheKingIsHere, MasonKendall, daddytime, donielord, greatme2good, topher052, statistics1, Fhadey, ZoeyJ and 2,316,772 others.10 Steps on How to Steal A Chicken Step 1: Target the chicken you want to steal Step 2: Study the chicken for a minimum of 1 week Step 3: After studying the chicken, you are good to go Step 4: On the day of operation, make sure to wear a big shirt, about 4-5 yards, and a nickerbugger Step 5: Go to the targeted location around 1pm in the afternoon - by this time, everyone would've gone to work Step 6: Walk close to the target and throw some groundnut on the floor Step 7: Grab the chicken by the head - this is to prevent it from screaming Step 8: Quickly fold the head into the feathers and shove it into your big shirt Step 9: Turn immediately and don't look back Step 10: Move on as though nothing happened Next: How to steal a lion from a zoo TO BE CONTINUED 9 Likes 4 Shares
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| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by sylve11: 4:04pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
in those days we used to turn this joke section upside down................. me and crew shall be back soon  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 4:15pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
sylve11:We are the kings of joke section now... Join our crew. Ahbi pu7pl3? How u see am? |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 4:25pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
Prostitute Yawa A man called a prostitute and asked: MAN:How much is 'it'? PROSTITUTE: It's 5k on the bed 2k on the chair 1k on the floor (Man counts 5k and handed it to her) PROSTITUTE: Woow MAN: Class kill you there! Five times on the floor! TO BE CONTINUED 3 Likes
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| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 5:01pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
How to steal a lion from a zoo. It's very easy  BankyGee will lead us  1 Like 2 Shares |
| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 5:03pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
BankyGee:Eh! LMAO 1 Like 1 Share
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| Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 5:13pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
PrincessB1:No wahala na, onward brave soldiers! Let's march to the zoo! 1 Like 1 Share |
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