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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:16pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
PrincessB1:Welcome, princess ![]() 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 5:35pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
BankyGee: True talk bruh ![]() I lost all my memes ![]() ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:44pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:10pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:16pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - A corn on its cub Winners of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! wizi44! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:25pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() I partake alike in your joy, and in your sorrows, and your home will never be home without me. What am I? ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:07pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
BankyGee: The letter O 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by daddytime(m): 2:03pm On Aug 21, 2019 |
BankyGee: ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by MasonKendall(m): 5:22pm On Aug 21, 2019 |
BankyGee:Letter O 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 5:54pm On Aug 21, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 5:55pm On Aug 21, 2019 |
Letter O 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:45pm On Aug 21, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - The letter O Winners of yesterday's riddle:- The pu7pl3 champion! MasonKendall! PrincessB1! *Claps, cheers* 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:52pm On Aug 21, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:37pm On Aug 21, 2019 |
True Love Akpos: Baby, even though I don't have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015 Range Rover Sport like John, and even if I'm not working in Chevron Oil Company like John, I love you with all my heart! That's the best thing I can give you ![]() Girlfriend: (sobs, move close to Akpos and whispers in his ear) If you truly love me, introduce me to John ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() TO BE CONTINUED 2 Likes
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:23pm On Aug 21, 2019 |
- When your GF answers her phone in front of you and starts pressing the 'volume down' button, that's him, my brother, that's him. *Your deputy is calling* ![]() - Disclaimer! If I dated you in secondary school, please don't call me your ex. I never get sense that time ![]() - If na Yoruba people invent ATM and you go insert card with left hand, the machine go display: *Insufficient Home Training, Unable to Dispense Cash* ![]() - Ghana and their oversabi English, which one is, "Na dem dey RASH ES?" ![]() - It's always, "Mama I made it". What of papa that didn't use condom ![]() Ungrateful children ![]() - When your GF is very lazy in doing house chores but good in bed, your family members will be complaining and you'll be like: "Hmm, you people don't know this girl o" ![]() - Dear God, IF NA BUTTER GO DELAY MY DAILY BREAD, BRING AM, I GET BEANS ![]() *Baba do am quick o* ![]() - Ugly people have problem o, they always expect too much from the camera ![]() ![]() - Don't exit without clicking "Like" and "Share" ![]() TO BE CONTINUED 15 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:07pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() What is that which goes up the hill and down the hill and yet stands still? ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 4:32pm On Aug 23, 2019 |
BankyGee: The road 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:06pm On Aug 23, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - The road Winner of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:12pm On Aug 23, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() What is taken from you before you get it? ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:10pm On Aug 23, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:13pm On Aug 24, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Your picture Winner of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:24pm On Aug 24, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() What coat is finished without buttons and put on wet? ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:15pm On Aug 24, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:25pm On Aug 25, 2019 |
- This life have spoil finish... A mother said to her daughter,"I think it's right time we talked about sex" Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know? Mom: Ehh! Aye mi temi bami! ![]() - When God wanna play your video on Judgement Day and it shows 'Viewer's Discretion Adviced +18', just jejely walk to Hell Fire straight, don't delay us on the queue ![]() - When you get married to a jealous husband: Husband: Where are you honey? Wife: I'm in the church Husband: Oya give the phone to Jesus lemme hear ![]() - A slay queen sitting at my back during lectures shouted, "We can't see your voice sir, please be loudable!" ![]() I'm still waiting for my turn to faint 'coz we're fainting according to our reg. number ![]() - She told me 8 to 9 rounds is OK. I quickly reminded her that 4 rounds is enough. *The d*ck don't come with Power Bank you know ![]() - Women are the best goalkeepers in the world because no matter what you do, the balls never get in. If you know, you know ![]() - Happy Sunday ![]() TO BE CONTINUED 3 Likes
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:44pm On Aug 25, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - A coat of paint Winner of yesterday's riddle:- Undefeated champ ![]() pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:52pm On Aug 25, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() What is that, which though, black itself, enlightens the world? ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:00pm On Aug 25, 2019 |
BankyGee: 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:01pm On Aug 25, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:47pm On Aug 25, 2019 |
BankyGee:coal 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by King208: 9:26am On Aug 26, 2019 |
BankyGee:hahaha 1 Like 2 Shares |
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