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20 Golden Rules For Visitation by extremelygolden: 7:53pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
20 GOLDEN RULES FOR VISITATION. 1. Always call before visiting. 2. Kindly remove your shoes before entering ones house, you don't clean it. 3. If you're from the rural area, kindly carry some chicken, fish, beans or other produce. Cost of living is high. ![]() 4. If in the same city, try visiting after meal times, observe family budget. 5. If whoever you want visit isn't in, go back..stop entertaining the spouse or the maid. ![]() 6. If you must go for a long call, kindly flush and leave the loo as clean as u found it. 7. Visit on your own, don't carry groups to someone's house. 8. Take your complicated nonsense far away..I don't eat red fish, I'm allergic to starch etc. No one forced you here. 9. If you're an overnight guest...u must bathe. 10. If you have a running stomach..stay in your house. 11. Cease all stupid questions....have you completed mortgage, is that your landlord, how much was this carpet? 12. When serving food do not overload, you're not the only hungry soul. 13. Don't confuse the household claiming you're full and satisfied and can only taste a bit....and end up tasting four full bowls. 14. As much as possible invite your host to your home as well. 15. Don't start haggling for the remote with your hosts kids. That's their home. 16. If your host assists u with an umbrella, raincoat or flashlight..kindly return promptly with gratitude. Do not keep. 17. When visiting a household with kids. Kindly carry for them some biscuits, sweets etc. These are proper manners. 18. If you do breakfast with your host, try your utmost best not to do lunch,as well. They don't offer food relief. 19. If you're staying overnight, you don't have to embarrass everyone by washing your underwear and hanging it like a flag in awkward places...simply Rewind it until you get to your home. 20. Ensure that you help around. Don't wait for everything to be done for u. 21. Avoid this habits of changing radio or TV stations like you are at your place..... Be comfortable with whatever the host is watching or listening to... I hope we are together � >>You are free to add more � 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by chyckxx(m): 8:12pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
22. stay at home. 1 Like |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by yvesboss(m): 8:17pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
23. Enjoy your own company 1 Like |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by extremelygolden: 10:12pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
chyckxx: Better than going to cause nuisance in someone else's house, jare. 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by extremelygolden: 10:13pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
yvesboss: Very important. |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by OKUCHI11(m): 1:32pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
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Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by tpiar: 3:38pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
7. Visit on your own, don't carry groups to someone's house. Before visiting a fellow Nigerian, especially overseas, find out what their cultural rules are concerning visitation. And much better not to go alone. In parts of Nigeria, I was told (I don't know if it's true) when you visit someone, the standard greeting is "My enemy is here, where is my weapon?", spoken in the host's own dialect to the visitor who imagines the host is welcoming him or her. |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by Nobody: 4:08pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
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Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by tpiar: 4:17pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Not every guest would read such, some might not even notice. Potential guests should familiarize themselves with the culture of whoever they want to visit, so you don't possibly make cultural faux pass. 1 Like |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by ManIzHot: 4:21pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
.....observing 2 Likes
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Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by Fountainofyouth(f): 4:36pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
22. Don't even visit at all ![]() |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by Fountainofyouth(f): 4:37pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
tpiar: The hell, what part of Nigeria if I may ask? 1 Like |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by Ishilove: 4:50pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Fountainofyouth:Pay attention to Tpiar at your own peril 4 Likes |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by naptu2: 4:51pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Ishilove: Hm! |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by Nobody: 4:52pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Ishilove: Is this the hyper troll tpia? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by tpiar: 5:01pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Fountainofyouth: You surely don't expect me to give more details? |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by tpiar: 5:02pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Ishilove: Just because I posted on your thread doesn't mean you need to get paranoid. Next time, have someone else open the topic or use a different id. You did go to my facebook page though, and I did not complain about that. ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by tpiar: 5:03pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
ornicus: Don't insult me please, moreso I don't know you. Perhaps you should reveal your previous ids so we can know if you're someone I have insulted before in the distant past. Focus on the topic, do not derail the thread. You people are too quick to jump on bandwagons, very bad taste especially given what is happening in South Africa right now. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by Fountainofyouth(f): 5:04pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by tpiar: 5:05pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Fountainofyouth: Yeah, don't engage my mentions or comment on my posts. I don't mind. Also, don't form parapo over my matter, It's irritating. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by tpiar: 5:06pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
back to topic! |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by Nobody: 5:12pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
tpiar: Was there anyone tpia DID NOT insult in the past ![]() ![]() The only person she outtrolled was becomerich. And becomerich was humorously irritating, not bitterly offensive 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by Fountainofyouth(f): 5:13pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
tpiar: Lol I'm advised not to believe you, and i said ok, so why are you pressed about that? How am I forming parapo when I asked and you refused to give further details? |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by tpiar: 5:18pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
ornicus: let it go nitori Olorun. Open a separate thread for whatever you are discussing. I don't like when you people just fixate on me anyhow, it's so annoying. Moderator, lock the thread please if these folks persist. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by tpiar: 5:19pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Fountainofyouth: e don do. Just stay off my mentions moving forward, like you were asked to. 1 Like |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by Fountainofyouth(f): 5:25pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
tpiar: You just proved them right, you have a problem. |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by tpiar: 5:26pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Fountainofyouth: Yes, I agree I have a problem. Can you move on now? Stop derailing the thread. 1 Like |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by Ishilove: 5:46pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
ornicus:The one and only. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by ImaIma1(f): 5:47pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by Ishilove: 5:48pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
ornicus:Haaaa, becomerich...The good old days of Nairaland ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by Ishilove: 5:49pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
tpiar:Madam, we have missed your unique brand of psychosis. I think I even missed your more than musiwa ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 20 Golden Rules For Visitation by extremelygolden: 5:55pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Breaststroke: I am happy the list made you smile. Pasting it in strategic places at home wouldn't be a bad idea. |
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