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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mathology5431(m): 7:51am On Sep 11, 2019
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Abeg from 11:38pm yesterday till 7:30am this morning....... Ah don laugh tire.... grin grin grin.....@ladyjane na u against the world oooo.....but I loved the way you maintained your sanity......I observed some newfolks emerged just to diss @ladyjane........I guess you're thinking what I am thinking.

Any other legit sauce on APL? Make we see something bite today again grin grin grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 7:52am On Sep 11, 2019
sukabakawate:


Unemployment neurosis shrouded in a bland sense of humour.

Now that the lady has noticed ur second moniker...I'm sure u must be over urself wit joy..

Dear snail, U can now crawl back into ur hole .


Next victim?? Asap

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 7:56am On Sep 11, 2019
Ladyjane5657:
Those ghost monikers that have been resurrected because of this isshh.. Welcome on board...

Remember it is recorded that people die a second death...


@chaste hope y slept beautifully my love?
sure I did. I hope you did too?

By the way, please, ignore some comments. Replying some comments would only give some persons delight. Don't do their biddings. Don't do them the favour.

You don't need explaining yourself. Have your fun nne
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 7:57am On Sep 11, 2019
mvem:
sorry...the assertion of your friend

Lol... Baba quickly correct himself make him no receive invisible knock
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 7:57am On Sep 11, 2019
This goes to show the reliability of Jarus' source and his logical assumptions. Jarus mentioned Easymoneysniper's date assumptions couldn't be right as it's impossible to predict exact dates with certainty in such manner . Also his source didn't spill impatient updates even when he asked at the time and they still stuck with latest September. I wonder what Easymoneysniper can say now lol, considering he already said previously all dates would be paid yesterday and 10th mass payment is still pending. @easymoneysniper, I just really hope you weren't trolling lol. Cos if so, you were excellent at it.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 7:57am On Sep 11, 2019
mathology5431:
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Abeg from 11:38pm yesterday till 7:30am this morning....... Ah don laugh tire.... grin grin grin.....@ ladyjane na u against the world ooo.....but I loved the way you maintained your sanity......I observed some newfolks emerged just to diss @ladyjane........I guess you're thinking what I am thinking.

Any other legit sauce on APL? Make we see something bite today again grin grin grin

Heheheehe @ bolded.. They dunno even know we have been doing this since uni days.. Some pipo think its only McKinsey pipo dey here.... Some of us have held top positions, ruling timbres and calibres of people ..the sick and hale... Sane and insane... We know how to put them in check...

These wans here are just toddlers... I will spoon feed dem and send them back to their cradles..

BTW.. U really understand wat sanity is all about cheesy

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 8:00am On Sep 11, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
sure I did. I hope you did too?

By the way, please, ignore some comments. Replying some comments would only give some persons delight. Don't do their biddings. Don't do them the favour.

You don't need explaining yourself. Have your fun nne
Nice one...

Because u have said ignore.... Who am I not to ignore the ignoramuses...?? grin

BTW... I was enjoying tucking the sucklers into their infant beds.. But on my word... No more dish from this end....

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 8:01am On Sep 11, 2019
Rahl444:
Una good morning o
Plz I don't 'diss' o but ,I think someone is really experiencing depressive-manic episodes here .

I also smell psychosis imbibe inside multiple personality disorders...For the records, there are qualified medical Doctors and pharmacists here.

Seek a medical attention now before you fail NNPC medical fitness test...And it is more pitiable when you try to defend your 'ill_condition'.


EMS I am still looking for you.I want to greet you.


Receive APL first before you go rambling about medicals.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Beyond9: 8:01am On Sep 11, 2019
Celebrate with me, a local man waiting for the APL. Today is my birthday.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 8:02am On Sep 11, 2019
mathology5431:
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Abeg from 11:38pm yesterday till 7:30am this morning....... Ah don laugh tire.... grin grin grin.....@ladyjane na u against the world oooo.....but I loved the way you maintained your sanity......I observed some newfolks emerged just to diss @ladyjane........I guess you're thinking what I am thinking.

Any other legit sauce on APL? Make we see something bite today again grin grin grin
You mean alternate monikers? grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 8:03am On Sep 11, 2019
Ladyjane5657:

Nice one...

Because u have said ignore.... Who am I not to ignore the ignoramuses...?? grin

BTW... I was enjoying tucking the sucklers into their infant beds.. But on my word... No more dish from this end....

Korect...

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 8:04am On Sep 11, 2019
Clifwoods:


Receive APL first before you go rambling about medicals.

LMAO... I never saw this coming...

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Firstgentleman1(m): 8:05am On Sep 11, 2019
Ladyjane5657:


Thank u.... Now for the sake of my admirers, I will need to explain something here (remember I don't beg for love wink )

Anyone close to me will know that on a very good day, the last thing I will do will be to honour a liazard with my reply but I needed to set things straight for these reasons:
1; I don't know what any other person on this thread is here for, but I'm just here to get "little serious info" and then catch my fun ( which makes a large part of me)
2: We all know how many people on this thread who postulate theories and when those clash, we all have a laff and move one.. Now mind u, whatever info I have dropped on this thread has always been from Nnpc officials even tho some may not be correct.. I drop them as they come.. cheesy . even if I have fabricated them, whose business is it? If u don't like my "lofty" attitude and post, what stops u from taking ur miserable self away from it? Must u reply? Because u feel u are savage?? U wan form savage on top savage?? Stupid.
My posts has no binding contract on ya neck.. Why not simply skip if u feel I'm writing gibberish? U feel u can pick on anyone? The way u talk down at those other people and get away with it? U must be an alien clown.
A lot of them shut people up because they feel they have common sense? Heehehehehe sense indeed . and we still dey here?

Now some patriarchal Heriot's on this thread will wantu practise their useless patriarchy here because they feel a woman should not be assertive? Whoever checks this people's IQ?

A lot of inferiority complex and Jealously will not allow majority of these heriots to see clearly..if u need some accolades... Meet me.. I will teach u to vibe... Now , I am someone who trends everywhere I go ( get it into ur thick heads) for good o. And I must keep trending.. U will see when we get to the towers , the original pepper them gang... I'm very sure a lot of them thick heads won't even have the guts to approach me face to face...hiding behind a faceless fora...

If u ever think I'm loud... Congrats... Watch out for the record breaking volume from now on.. If u think a silly post can suppress me, hehehe u are in a for a long thing!

Now to my haters.... U have an official association formed for u by me ( association OF ladyJ's matter hawkers, Aolmh) feel free to go pick ya forms from "Udeaki" grin

PS: I'm a whole Lotta mood... A lil preachy here, a lil roughy there, a lil shy here, a lil bold there, a lil cool here , a lil trendy there... A lil respectful here... A lil trashy there... Just gimme a vibe... We will flow


Una good morning this morning

Please give it up already. Try and exercise restraints as advised earlier. I am not saying this because I am a patriarchal Heriot or because I am jealous and suffering from inferiority complex. I am not even saying it because I want to form savage. I really mean this as an advice.

The atmosphere is getting tensed, don't let it get to you. Even when you try try to mask the tension under those "happy" emojis, your true emotions can be felt through your written words. We will be alright LadyJane. We will all be.

Have a blessed day ahead.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 8:05am On Sep 11, 2019
bobowaja:

Chasteguy, cheat on this babe and lack peace for a very long time.

Chill pill? None
Savagery? Yes, abnormal level cheesy


Local woman, I no go cross ur lane till APL drops. My mama don tell me to avoid troubles

I can never go against one of the grandfathers of this thread... My respect level is on grade 1 grin

I only fork- feed little bois

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 8:05am On Sep 11, 2019
Beyond9:
Celebrate with me, a local man waiting for the APL. Today is my birthday.
Happy birthday bro. Apl fall on all of us grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mathology5431(m): 8:06am On Sep 11, 2019
Ladyjane5657:

Nice one...

Because u have said ignore.... Who am I not to ignore the ignoramuses...?? grin

BTW... I was enjoying tucking the sucklers into their infant beds.. But on my word... No more dish from this end....
Kai! Sense too full your head!!!!!!!!!!
You don dey talk like you're from my Alma mater ! grin grin
Tight one babe!
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 8:07am On Sep 11, 2019
mathology5431:

Kai! Sense too full your head!!!!!!!!!!
You don dey talk like you're from my Alma mater ! grin grin
Tight one babe!

Hehehehe grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 8:11am On Sep 11, 2019
Ladyjane5657:


I can never go against one of the grandfathers of this thread... My respect level is on grade 1 grin

I only fork- feed little bois
grandfathers ke... Lol

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 8:13am On Sep 11, 2019
U know, my pastor gave me an advice, and this is the best weapon in any relationship especially with the opposite sex. He said, "Who is a man? A man is simply defined as that being that can tolerate a woman." So I had thought 'man' only referred to males, but I was wrong. Anybody that can tolerate a woman, that person is qualified to be called a man.

Just wanted to share, men have problems with men, and not with...
you know the rest.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 8:14am On Sep 11, 2019
Firstgentleman1:


Please give it up already. Try and exercise restraints as advised earlier. I am not saying this because I am a patriarchal Heriot or because I am jealous and suffering from inferiority complex. I am not even saying it because I want to form savage. I really mean this as an advice.

The atmosphere is getting tensed, don't let it get to you. Even when you try try to mask the tension under those "happy" emojis, your true emotions can be felt through your written words. We will be alright LadyJane. We will all be.

Have a blessed day ahead.

Pls I have passed this stage.. I already dropped this issh...
And telling me I mask my tension... U must be a clown... Hunny, when I'm angry at something I spew just like I did... When I use a happy emoji, it meant I laughed or smiled there...

I'm tensed olright because of my dear APL and every NORMAL human being should.. Pls don't attribute my apl tension to what I wrote... I told him wat I needed to tell him as regards his useless post and not cox of some tension shit..

And as for the restraint words ya' all are using... It would have been useless if I haven't already separated goats from sheep.

BTW... Tanx for the advise ...more advisers

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Robocorp(m): 8:14am On Sep 11, 2019
Not really my friend, don't even know him/her.
But in the words of Ranchodas Shamaldas Chanchad
'All Is Well' grin grin
Cheers Bro.
mvem:
sorry...the assertion of your friend

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Abkhad: 8:18am On Sep 11, 2019
Akwai mahaukata dayawa anan fa

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 8:19am On Sep 11, 2019
Abkhad:
Akwai mahaukata dayawa anan fa
akuya grin

Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by kachii77: 8:30am On Sep 11, 2019
yh, i did hear from multiple sources last week, some were uneasy at first to speak but later confirmed what easymoney was saying, however i believe there might have been a leak, am tempted to actually believe that some Nnpc HR staff view this thread or somehow information always reaches them that ppl are expecting it on a particular date. i think if someone has first hand info they shouldn't put the exact date u could suggest the week, make them no come they shift am..lool..,.#my2cents


mathology5431:
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Abeg from 11:38pm yesterday till 7:30am this morning....... Ah don laugh tire.... grin grin grin.....@ladyjane na u against the world oooo.....but I loved the way you maintained your sanity......I observed some newfolks emerged just to diss @ladyjane........I guess you're thinking what I am thinking.

Any other legit sauce on APL? Make we see something bite today again grin grin grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Abkhad: 8:30am On Sep 11, 2019
Bunsuru
ChasteGhuy:
akuya grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 8:31am On Sep 11, 2019
undecided Abeg young lady kwayet for a bit.

You guys should also stop attacking her, she responds with long texts that are hard to scroll & uninteresting to read, At least when mosgoon, beam or number5 do it. you find intresting & fun stuff inside

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 8:38am On Sep 11, 2019
Rafiq2:
undecided Abeg young lady kwayet for a bit.

You guys should also stop attacking her, she responds with long texts that are hard to scroll & uninteresting to read, At least when mosgoon, beam or number5 do it. you find intresting & fun stuff inside

You say they should stop attacking her, yet you have subtly attacked her. What an irony!

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by tejiri4(m): 8:42am On Sep 11, 2019
Unfortunately the thread is getting toxic. NNPC drop ApL and free people from their own misery.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Donas11(m): 8:42am On Sep 11, 2019
Thread pushing to 1000...
I legit don't want Atiku to win this court case...
I no want any delay again abeg..

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Gbyms: 8:44am On Sep 11, 2019
That’s where I commend Mosgoon. Wisdom says you must not reply everybody. I was surprised with many pages this morning thinking Lazarus visited men while men were asleep only to see tantrums everywhere. Sigh!

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Iykegabriel: 8:49am On Sep 11, 2019
I tell you. Well... It's a sign APL is really falling on us soon. Congrats peeps.... We are about to hit 1000 pages. Where is the party @ biko
Gbyms:
That’s where I commend Mosgoon. Wisdom says you must not reply everybody. I was surprised with many pages this morning thinking Lazarus visited men while men were asleep only to see tantrums everywhere. Sigh!

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by panalyst(m): 8:50am On Sep 11, 2019
lol. NNPC HR Staff do not have a say when the APL's are released. The list is already compiled and concluded no changing that. the GMD is in Abu Dhabi as we speak for the Gas week. APL will come when it comes. There have been different dates flying around and no one knows for sure when exactly. Fact is the process has been concluded, list is ready. Even the Senate created an adhoc committee to investigate the recruitment. All these could have slowed down the process.

You also need to realise with M.K. Kyari new on the seat, there are multiple issues he has to deal with and not just recruitment. Patience.

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