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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 10:43am On Sep 20, 2019
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by shobroy10(m): 12:04pm On Sep 20, 2019
Lukas47:


There are two closing date on the site so either way each of you is right.

28th Sept 2019 on the Home page
25th Sept 2019 on both the DSSC/SSC Criteria page.

so let's leave this closing date talk.
Either way if anyone wishes to register do it b4 25
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Edyice: 12:36pm On Sep 20, 2019
KODACK:



Go n check DSSC portal.
Abi didn't you see I typed DSSC, all this igbira kogi people sha

Why do you always base your argument on clueless facts??




This particular recruitment process is about 8 weeks
Because they needed more individuals


Others where like 4 weeks
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by nora2018(m): 12:53pm On Sep 20, 2019
is black and white print out allowed?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 12:54pm On Sep 20, 2019
KODACK:



Go n check DSSC portal.
Abi didn't you see I typed DSSC, all this igbira kogi people sha

Why do you always base your argument on clueless facts??
I thought u r intelligent winkD guess I was wrong same place dat said 25th sept as deadline say application begins 7th Aug which we all know dat was when d sight was not yet ready wen ppl who applied were asked to reapply again when it officialy begins 14th August to End 28th sept became the official time frame ... Read very well u are d clueless one hear ..and stop quoting me as kogi or Ebira... If they offend u or did a number on u go and settle ur score with them cos.. Am not one... I won't respond to dat again
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Etimnaic(m): 1:31pm On Sep 20, 2019
May your days be long Field Marshall Ugo4u
ugo4u:
On the height issue it's just about using sense and backing it up with prayers, that is if you don't have a godfather because I know an officer in the Air force base Emene, that is almost a dwarf (as in the guy short die) also some years ago a young chap from Zaria was disqualified because of his age, he reported to the emir of Zazzau and the man called the then commandant and told him that he the emir has added height for the candidate, the commandant had no option than to accept him today he is an officer.
In otherwords, he should shoot his shot his got nothing to loose as his height is no fault of his. But my advice is on getting to the person incharge implore the cannons of logic, what do I mean by that? Use Argumentum ad populum( Appeal to his emotions) the person is a Human being he might consider you. It happened in course 45 a candidate found favour in one of the medical guys despite being shortsighted. You never can tell what happens when you try; not all closed doors are locked, PUSH
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 2:36pm On Sep 20, 2019
Edyice:





This particular recruitment process is about 8 weeks
Because they needed more individuals


Others where like 4 weeks


Noted
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 2:38pm On Sep 20, 2019
enesi009:
I thought u r intelligent winkD guess I was wrong same place dat said 25th sept as deadline say application begins 7th Aug which we all know dat was when d sight was not yet ready wen ppl who applied were asked to reapply again when it officialy begins 14th August to End 28th sept became the official time frame ... Read very well u are d clueless one hear ..and stop quoting me as kogi or Ebira... If they offend u or did a number on u go and settle ur score with them cos.. Am not one... I won't respond to dat again

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 2:39pm On Sep 20, 2019
shobroy10:

Either way if anyone wishes to register do it b4 25



Exactly my point...... I don't know why this igbira kogi guy is this aggressive, well its in their nature. grin
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 4:01pm On Sep 20, 2019
KODACK:




Exactly my point...... I don't know why this igbira kogi guy isl this aggressive, well its in their nature. grin
u started it

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 4:09pm On Sep 20, 2019
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Damfostopper(m): 4:22pm On Sep 20, 2019
nora2018:
is black and white print out allowed?
lol..... ofcourse yes....... you been wan print colour before!!!!??
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 4:57pm On Sep 20, 2019
sampet555:
KODACK
Ugo4u
Shobroy10
Boyka

Sorry guys I've been offline.
Great great contributions on the Bp issue... I trust many like myself have gained.

There is one other medical stuff I'll like you guys to render help..
BMI... Not the regular I want to loose weight this, I want to drop kg that.

How can one add weight/kg..? You'll be surprised many people want to add weight.

I've someone who really needs this help. His weight is not complimenting his height.
Last SSC course 45 screening, he was about 1.90m tall with just 62kg.... He had low BMI.

The issue is he doesn't like eating. Like he doesn't fancy food. But for his military passion, he has picked interest in eating.
He's about 66kg now, but he needs more kg to get a good BMI.

So how can he add more kg....? Any help....?




God alone gives victory.. We'll be victorious.
He should eat like rat or should i say like fowl.
Joke apart I mean he should eat a lot but not at once. Maybe every 3 hours

You see those fat people, u will notice they are always eating. Junks help too

Secondly he should hit the gym to build muscles. Muscles add weight to the body too. Only thing is that he will have to minimize his jogging.

Victory is from God alone.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 5:14pm On Sep 20, 2019
KODACK:



Uncle, it's simple.

Eat junks always, pizza,burger e.t.c.

Eat late at night, 9pm, 10pm

Eat heavy food late

Eat 4 square meal

Sleep late, wake up late.....watch lots of movies at night

Coke, fanta and it's likes should be your regular customer

Avoid fruits

Avoid stress

A distance of 50meters should not be covered by trekking,use bike or call a cab

No form of exercise should be done

Think less, worry less...... activate I don't care attitude

Don't trouble your brain at all, even sign board don't read

Take lots of vitamins, multivitamins and diary products


Eats less egg , chicken n fish..... Eat more pork,red meat and fats

Ice cream, regularly, 3 times daily

Take less water...once a day

Get a wheel chair in your house....don't walk at all

Take chocolate,sugary biscuits, sharwama,

Eat atleast 5 times a day....and make sure your mouth is always busy

Take lots of sweet, avoid chew gum cos it's a mode of exercise

Avoid papm oil, go for g.nut oil

Eat bread with mayonese**....don't use butter



Am sure after two weeks, you will be asking us how to shed weight again.....lol
Lol you talk plenty sense o. But u like play shaa. Hope say u no go dey treat patient dey play oo
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 5:43pm On Sep 20, 2019
Boyka007:

Lol you talk plenty sense o. But u like play shaa. Hope say u no go dey treat patient dey play oo


That's part of the training.

We have to make patients extra comfortable so that they would easily give us any information we request from them, and the only way to do that is to be either sarcastic or playful......

But when a female patient comes in with her husband or boyfriend, my seriousness fit boil water ....lol


No mind me brotherly.....the guy question dey funny Ni, and I had to do extra justice to help his situation.

Cheers sir

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Putin007: 5:54pm On Sep 20, 2019
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Joshater(m): 6:43pm On Sep 20, 2019
Putin007:
Y is that our combatants rarely wear bullet proof vests.

They do.. But sometimes take it off because it's quite heavy...
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 7:01pm On Sep 20, 2019
KODACK:



That's part of the training.

We have to make patients extra comfortable so that they would easily give us any information we request from them, and the only way to do that is to be either sarcastic or playful......

But when a female patient comes in with her husband or boyfriend, my seriousness fit boil water ....lol


No mind me brotherly.....the guy question dey funny Ni, and I had to do extra justice to help his situation.

Cheers sir
Cheers bro

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by explosiveskull(m): 7:24pm On Sep 20, 2019
I can only start any jogging when I see my name.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:34pm On Sep 20, 2019
explosiveskull:
I can only start any jogging when I see my name.

Na the same boat carry us jare.

But I'm still doing my indoors exercise oh

Why would I run now when I'm not pursuing something or when something is not pursuing me.....lolz grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by eclipsehemmy(m): 8:34pm On Sep 20, 2019
KODACK:


Na the same boat carry us jare.

But I'm still doing my indoors exercise oh

Why would I run now when I'm not pursuing something or when something is not pursuing me.....lolz grin
my own personal advice sha.... Screening is always a week after shortlistment.... If ya name kmot or when your name no go too dey jog o.... Do d small u fit bcox if u try run dat 3.2km immediately after shortlistment I tell you leg no go gree you run during screening o.... Even if na only Saturdays try dey run o.... Plus u go need do ECG after shortlistment... U no how jogging can affect ya heartbeat... U b doctor u go no.... My brother jog o... No go wait... Use faith jog o

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 8:43pm On Sep 20, 2019
eclipsehemmy:
my own personal advice sha.... Screening is always a week after shortlistment.... If ya name kmot or when your name no go too dey jog o.... Do d small u fit bcox if u try run dat 3.2km immediately after shortlistment I tell you leg no go gree you run during screening o.... Even if na only Saturdays try dey run o.... Plus u go need do ECG after shortlistment... U no how jogging can affect ya heartbeat... U b doctor u go no.... My brother jog o... No go wait... Use faith jog o




Yes sir !

I dey Sha knock ball small small na.....

ECG no be problem.......we Sabi the tin shortcut
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by eclipsehemmy(m): 8:50pm On Sep 20, 2019
KODACK:





Yes sir !

I dey Sha knock ball small small na.....

ECG no be problem.......we Sabi the tin shortcut
Awon doctor..... Dem can shortcut everything

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Dayordee4: 8:52pm On Sep 20, 2019
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 8:57pm On Sep 20, 2019
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:02pm On Sep 20, 2019
Dayordee4:




Lol.....my friend!!!!! Share every tip u know.......

Meanwhile I did some night jogging today (5mins37secs was my fastest km) after a long while and I can't lie to you my stomach was "turninoninown" ......Tomorrow is another day !!!!!! Like eclipse said, it's better to start preparing from now(mastery is the product of practice) .......
Cheers to every ssc chap...see u in kaduna!!!!

Eya, sorry sir.


What kind of tip........if na the prepping tip, ask Ugo4U
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:03pm On Sep 20, 2019
Lukas47:

You are a doctor, they will shortlist you. Most DSSC officers are of the medical field. I remember 2017 when DSSC 23 passed out, more than half of them where in the medical field so also I believe this time they may take a lot of doctors.


I pray so.......am still praying so


Hoping on God.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by boogie2910: 9:37pm On Sep 20, 2019
KODACK:




Yes sir !
I dey Sha knock ball small small na.....
ECG no be problem.......we Sabi the tin shortcut
you don't even need to do the ECG ur type will doctor the report and present grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ErickSam: 9:59pm On Sep 20, 2019
enesi009:
I thought u r intelligent winkD guess I was wrong same place dat said 25th sept as deadline say application begins 7th Aug which we all know dat was when d sight was not yet ready wen ppl who applied were asked to reapply again when it officialy begins 14th August to End 28th sept became the official time frame ... Read very well u are d clueless one hear ..and stop quoting me as kogi or Ebira... If they offend u or did a number on u go and settle ur score with them cos.. Am not one... I won't respond to dat again


you dey deny your people...... hmmmn

enesi , na which tribe dey bear that kine name.

your yeye dey smell
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ErickSam: 10:09pm On Sep 20, 2019
Doctor KODACK

na BMI knock me comot from AIRFORCE screening last year.

the MAX was 29.5 and i was 30 on the dot.

so BABA no take this BMI issue for granted oh, kwantinu your weight shed.....as for me i dey do my best to cut down.

cc:ugo4u, sabi say i no fat ........... ugo how far na....this group no too bubble like last year oh, lol.......
na only this kodack guy dey make this place lively ........well the guy funny sha.....i love his response...i wish he was online last yeah, boya me and the nigga for don meet and become best friends......



KODACK.......once again well done and thanks for keeping the thread lively...........but who be this jhennie girl wey dey trip for you, i dey jealousy you small oh, cos last year when i bin disturb wella, no babe trip for me at all.......abi na because you be doctor ni........God pass you sha on that matter.



una well done oh............


OVER AND OUT
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ErickSam: 10:11pm On Sep 20, 2019
Jhennie:


YOU WERE THE OLD TROUBLE MAKER??



HOT CHIKALA

WETIN DEY NA.....

I GO FOLLOW KODACK STRUGGLE FOR YOU OH.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 10:15pm On Sep 20, 2019
boogie2910:

you don't even need to do the ECG ur type will doctor the report and present grin

No na

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