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Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert - Health (7) - Nairaland

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Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by DedeNkem: 6:11pm On Oct 04, 2019
SenecaTheYonger:
No one uses toothpaste to tighten their private parts. Women are not that stupid.
There are REAL STUPID people in Nigeria! And they are many!
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by lavanahblog(f): 6:28pm On Oct 04, 2019
SenecaTheYonger:
No one uses toothpaste to tighten their private parts. Women are not that stupid.
stick with what you know
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by lavanahblog(f): 6:29pm On Oct 04, 2019
SenecaTheYonger:
No one uses toothpaste to tighten their private parts. Women are not that stupid.
stick with what you know.
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by lavanahblog(f): 6:33pm On Oct 04, 2019
Tina26:
hot water and salt steam grin
I still prefer alum
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by Bigii(m): 6:48pm On Oct 04, 2019
lucind:
just hearing this for the first time! the expert should not bother to warn us cos I don learn something today.
No tryam oo

If it tastes different from yesterday I'll catch you grin grin
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by SenecaTheYonger: 6:55pm On Oct 04, 2019
Buy a better network
lavanahblog:
stick with what you know
lavanahblog:
stick with what you know.
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by Instinct0212: 6:59pm On Oct 04, 2019
this is serious...... grin grin
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by olamidarsenal(m): 7:22pm On Oct 04, 2019
angry grin i dey hear am for first time oo huh cool
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by bigiyaro(m): 7:24pm On Oct 04, 2019
SenecaTheYonger:
No one uses toothpaste to tighten their private parts. Women are not that stupid.
leave that thing dia, we all know that women go any length to look good or impress guys, including ynash n bress pumping, tummy tuck, hip enlargement etc etc.
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by bigiyaro(m): 7:28pm On Oct 04, 2019
girls dey tighten, boys dey enlarge. who won kill who?
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by VicM6: 7:29pm On Oct 04, 2019
wetin dem wan tighten again for there when d tin don loose..... Nawa o, when no be bot wey person fit loosen and tighten again
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by Olowola2: 8:17pm On Oct 04, 2019
Close Up Vs Loose Toto
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by doctore212(m): 11:06pm On Oct 04, 2019
grin
presleYzzi:
angry



So this explains why some beautiful girls have very smelly breaths




Toothpaste don finish for there!
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by chigoizie7(m): 11:13pm On Oct 04, 2019
Okokobioko
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by chigoizie7(m): 11:18pm On Oct 04, 2019
You see, for this our generation, in 20 to 30 years to come. The kind disease and sickness and health condition outbreak wey go burst out eehn!!!!

Only God knows, I will be looking out for nice looking natural girls that don’t use all these artificial enhancements of any sort. Because, wetin Dey come for future, only God knows
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by Ken4agent(m): 11:33pm On Oct 04, 2019
UnknownJr:
Awón werey want to use close up to close up their loose Toto...

Chai, everyday I always see&hear something funny in this country.
grin cheesy cheesy
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by Evraheem(m): 12:23am On Oct 05, 2019
undecidedTHANKS
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by Evraheem(m): 12:27am On Oct 05, 2019
Evraheem:
undecidedTHANKS
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by Nobody: 12:27am On Oct 05, 2019
GOFRONT:
Na wah!!!!!

Everything I see in the market is now a suspect......From Cucumber to Carrot to Banana to Alum to Toothpaste...
I'm always feeling guilty and embarrassed when buying cucumber cause all eyes will just be on me.
Oh good lord
Innocent cucumber have turned to something else.
It is well
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by Spallanzani: 12:29am On Oct 05, 2019
Tina26:
hot water and salt steam grin
You wan boil meat. This is meat infusion broth
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by Tolexander: 12:42am On Oct 05, 2019
kurlz:
I'm not understanding o
please don’t try it o.

Na beg i Dey beg you o
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by Nobody: 3:09am On Oct 05, 2019
After tightening up the vag big preek when boys done enlarge go destroy am again cheesy
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by mozona(m): 5:47am On Oct 05, 2019
we don hear another one again
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by kurlz(f): 8:24am On Oct 05, 2019
Tolexander:
please don’t try it o.

Na beg i Dey beg you o
grin cheesy
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by Greatzeus(m): 1:08pm On Oct 05, 2019
Slimsly100:
Abeg where this doctor dey get him own info from, cos I never hear this one before o shocked
Hmmm Naso,if you have will you tell us undecided
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by Ilekokonit: 2:36pm On Oct 05, 2019
Gideoniteprime4:
CHISOS!!!
TOOTHPASTE?
women sure have weird remedies for their health issues
after shouting for big cocks they will later be using oral supplements for their vag
Beggars logic.

They failed to listen when they were warned that (Oko nla ma nba idi je ni and nkan kan lo ma gbehin maa domi niso, bi o ba se oyun aa se arun) meaning that big manhood's dey destroy vagina and na something dey always result from dey Bleep me dey go - if no be pregnancy, E go be disease.

A lot of todays pillar less, wall less vjays are the result of these women being addicted to vibrat.ors and intimacy gadgets withouth realising that when you drill so intensely one day you will strike water and the vjay then becomes like a fountain that continually seeps water and if these women are chronic vibrato.r users then the smell emanating from their vjay can wake up a dead body simply because women don't understand their own bodies well enough to know that anterior to the vagina is the bladder/urethra for piss and posterior to the vjay is the rectum that holds shit and when they drill their vaginas with vibrator.s, the walls seperating the vagina from the bladder and rectum gradually wears thin and osmosis / diffusion eventually takes over with piss from the front and shit water from the back start crossing the semi-permeable membrane into their vaginas which end up literarilly smelling like SHIT if they don't stop fucking themselves with vibrators.

You can't cheat nature as it has been around longer and is smarter than you.
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by Ilekokonit: 2:57pm On Oct 05, 2019
Calvarynike:
Really? Do they actually use that? Hearing this for the first time. Be proud of your body is the way to go but then, don't misuse it and be expecting one future good guy to manage it all in the name of been proud of what you gat.
Good advice in bold above. She who has ears, let her hear.
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by Ilekokonit: 2:59pm On Oct 05, 2019
Eaglefine:
Hmmm!
No amount of toothpaste will tighten down below especially after childbirth.
First woman I've heard stating the truth.
Re: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by healthserve(m): 1:58am On Oct 06, 2019
Ilekokonit:
Beggars logic.

They failed to listen when they were warned that (Oko nla ma nba idi je ni and nkan kan lo ma gbehin maa domi niso, bi o ba se oyun aa se arun) meaning that big manhood's dey destroy vagina and na something dey always result from dey Bleep me dey go - if no be pregnancy, E go be disease.

A lot of todays pillar less, wall less vjays are the result of these women being addicted to vibrat.ors and intimacy gadgets withouth realising that when you drill so intensely one day you will strike water and the vjay then becomes like a fountain that continually seeps water and if these women are chronic vibrato.r users then the smell emanating from their vjay can wake up a dead body simply because women don't understand their own bodies well enough to know that anterior to the vagina is the bladder/urethra for piss and posterior to the vjay is the rectum that holds shit and when they drill their vaginas with vibrator.s, the walls seperating the vagina from the bladder and rectum gradually wears thin and osmosis / diffusion eventually takes over with piss from the front and shit water from the back start crossing the semi-permeable membrane into their vaginas which end up literarilly smelling like SHIT if they don't stop fucking themselves with vibrators.

You can't cheat nature as it has been around longer and is smarter than you.
cool
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