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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 2:40pm On Oct 17, 2019
Tyche:


This guy has paid his dues in ehailing grin grin

grin grin grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 2:41pm On Oct 17, 2019
angry angry angry

Are we still on this matter?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 2:41pm On Oct 17, 2019
deedee44:

Oga stop lying, before Uber you used to jump danfo. We know people who can pay for kabukabu and you don't sound like one of them. You're the type that will stay at bus stop and find 2 or 3 people going towards your destination and contribute little amount each to order Uber. Pretending to care about Uber when it's your N400 cancellation fee you were actually about to have a heart attack about. Who are you to say someone deserves to be hungry? You that you're not hungry why don't you go and buy your own car and be driving it through your flooded horrible festac inner roads. Alaroro rider


grin grin grin grin

don't you just love it when broke ass paupers who will never see money project onto you grin grin grin grin

bitcharse punk, do you read at all? i probably made more money last year from salary and hustling than you have seen in your wretched petty thieving life.

you actually think i don't have a car? grin grin grin grin

you think everyone is a money miss road who will dash out money to riff raffs trying to steal from them?

pele ooo

it is well, sogbo. this is your year of breakthrough. you will rise above and start your own company grin grin grin and your staff will not steal from you cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

now say amen grin grin grin. dumb broke theiving mofo cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peeps4u: 2:42pm On Oct 17, 2019
Tyche:


This guy has paid his dues in ehailing grin grin

Very experienced dude and appears mature and civil

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peeps4u: 2:45pm On Oct 17, 2019
kingtoheeb:
Is uber still a good investment. And can one invest in it from another state? Make una epp me abeg
How much investment?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peeps4u: 2:48pm On Oct 17, 2019
Must you guys reply him again?

I was the first that condemned the driver, tojahh did, Izzou also agreed the driver was wrong as the described route isn't that bad. What else do you want?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 2:48pm On Oct 17, 2019
ofime123:
lol na small money 15k I don dey ikoyi back sef them no take time at all
Don't let mr octopus abi ornicus see this o, cuz he will definitely call it fraud. He believes the N500 token he pays for his ride is the highest a driver should earn per trip. Mumu somebody

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 2:51pm On Oct 17, 2019
deedee44:

Don't let mr octopus abi ornicus see this o, cuz he will definitely call it fraud. He believes the N500 token he pays for his ride is the highest a driver should earn per trip. Mumu somebody

Yawn. I paid 20k for a trip to ota last month. Try again


ok. i am out. please do not drag me back here with any mentions smiley tongue

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 2:55pm On Oct 17, 2019
ornicus:



grin grin grin grin

don't you just love it when broke ass paupers who will never see money project onto you grin grin grin grin

bitcharse punk, do you read at all? i probably made more money last year from salary and hustling than you have seen in your wretched petty thieving life.

you actually think i don't have a car? grin grin grin grin

you think everyone is a money miss road who will dash out money to riff raffs trying to steal from them?

pele ooo

it is well, sogbo. this is your year of breakthrough. you will rise above and start your own company grin grin grin and your staff will not steal from you cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

now say amen grin grin grin. dumb broke theiving mofo cheesy cheesy cheesy
Ode you forgot you have told us that you use Uber 3 to 4 times a week, probably the little time you're coming from work and are lucky to see other people at the bus stop going your way. I'm just kidding, I know you have a car but you just use it to decorate your compound grin. You think say na everybody mumu like you

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 2:55pm On Oct 17, 2019
ornicus:


Yawn. I paid 20k for a trip to ota last month. Try again


ok. i am out. please do not drag me back here with any mentions smiley tongue

Ode, try again. What happened to your car? You don't know how to drive yet or what grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 3:05pm On Oct 17, 2019
deedee44:

Ode you forgot you have told us that you use Uber 3 to 4 times a week, probably the little time you're coming from work and are lucky to see other people at the bus stop going your way. I'm just kidding, I know you have a car but you just use it to decorate your compound grin. You think say na everybody mumu like you

Believe it or not I sold my Honda Pilot this year for this very reason. For the past three years the car had been sitting in the compound, chopping comprehensive insurance, vehicle license and road worthiness, while being driven once or twice a year.

The last time I chose to drive it, it started misbehaving. Stopped before we got out of the house. So I sold it. Should have done so years ago.

Obviously that is not my only car. I am presently semi retired. Working with a friend in gbagada.I am sure you know how the road is, with all the construction going on. Why stress myself facing two hours of traffic when I can pay someone and travel in cold ac for 2k5?

If you even try to read between the lines you will realize I am an above average earner with more choices available . Better face your cheap hustle and stop trying to derail this thread

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 3:05pm On Oct 17, 2019
peeps4u:


Very experienced dude and appears mature and civil

That is my baby. Everyone should try and be like him... grin

I will take him on a date soon to 4-point and update you guys.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by juli4dad(m): 3:06pm On Oct 17, 2019
I need a car to drive on HP. Please contact me on 08185791332. I stay in ikorodu.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 3:07pm On Oct 17, 2019
ofime123:
some drivers sha are not wise.
I got a request around alen yesterday and have already made up my mind that it will be my last trip yesterday I call rider and she said she's going to second rainbow.

me okay am coming when I get there I saw 3 adult with 2 children. for my mind na wao
I check fare on bolt app 2300. me as sharp guy I just cancel the trip without telling them. the next thing i told them please the app is malfunctioning the trip as cancel. one of the rider said na everytime una app dey misbehave. she now said okay make I request u again. me quickly go offline. she got another person the guy told her am not going there. after like 3 request non of the rider agree to go. me watching patiently. one of the came to me oga the other people no gree go oo help us na. me help like how. rider oya how much u go take carry us. I smile inside me na 5k I go collect. the next thing oya we go pay. lol that's how I carry them for 5k. na sense no be gra gra.

Too much sense wee not kee you

Legendary post grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 3:07pm On Oct 17, 2019
deedee44:

Ode, try again. What happened to your car? You don't know how to drive yet or what grin

You do the driving while we rest and do the thinking. Sounds like a plan.

You know what, are you interested in a driving job?
Can you drive a ford ranger?

Can you make yourself available Monday , Tuesday and Friday ? tongue

Do you have a valid drivers license?

Let me sit in owners corner small tongue

My guy has been telling me to start driving down and stop wasting money on Uber, and he’s right

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peeps4u: 3:08pm On Oct 17, 2019
AntiBrutus:


That is my baby. Everyone should try and be like him... grin

I will take him on a date soon to 4-point and update you guys.

Aren't u a guy?
Is Izzou what I'm thinking please?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ediku208: 3:21pm On Oct 17, 2019
thebigkendo:


Don't do it bro

Some times you just need to try out some few things
And see how God does His wonders.

Knowing fully well this car drinks fuel like a fish
I printed a car hire service card
And the first rider i got
Made my day perfect

Had an offline trip
Lekki peninsula hotel - ikoyi registry-church -reception .......15k

Finished off by 4:00pm yesterday

Had a trip to ojota from lekki on uber card trip


Then it happened
Sheraton ——- Badorre ....on bolt ——5000

Badore ——-to fela shrine ——-5000 still on bolt but a differnt rider

Then fela shrine to Lekki gardens Ajah uber ——4100

My brother i spent 6500 on fuel .... toll 1200


Profit : 21,400


Well not all days are gonna be good

But las las we dey alright

Its better to sit down without a car

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 3:37pm On Oct 17, 2019
AntiBrutus:


That is my baby. Everyone should try and be like him... grin

I will take him on a date soon to 4-point and update you guys.

Something is wrong with you

grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 3:38pm On Oct 17, 2019
peeps4u:


Aren't u a guy?
Is Izou what I'm thinking please?

She is a she cool
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Joseph4dlord08: 3:55pm On Oct 17, 2019
Pls what year is the Avensis I'm interested.

Debosneh31:

If u can take Toyota Avensis for 30k weekly, quote me
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 4:02pm On Oct 17, 2019
ornicus:


Believe it or not I sold my Honda Pilot this year for this very reason. For the past three years the car had been sitting in the compound, chopping comprehensive insurance, vehicle license and road worthiness, while being driven once or twice a year.

The last time I chose to drive it, it started misbehaving. Stopped before we got out of the house. So I sold it. Should have done so years ago.

Obviously that is not my only car. I am presently semi retired. Working with a friend in gbagada.I am sure you know how the road is, with all the construction going on. Why stress myself facing two hours of traffic when I can pay someone and travel in cold ac for 2k5?

If you even try to read between the lines you will realize I am an above average earner with more choices available . Better face your cheap hustle and stop trying to derail this thread
Empty barrel. You're hereby ignored

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by thebigkendo(m): 4:12pm On Oct 17, 2019
ediku208:


Some times you just need to try out some few things
And see how God does His wonders.

Knowing fully well this car drinks fuel like a fish
I printed a car hire service card
And the first rider i got
Made my day perfect

Had an offline trip
Lekki peninsula hotel - ikoyi registry-church -reception .......15k


Finished off by 4:00pm yesterday

Had a trip to ojota from lekki on uber card trip


Then it happened
Sheraton ——- Badorre ....on bolt ——5000

Badore ——-to fela shrine ——-5000 still on bolt but a differnt rider

Then fela shrine to Lekki gardens Ajah uber ——4100

My brother i spent 6500 on fuel .... toll 1200


Profit : 21,400


Well not all days are gonna be good
But las las we dey alright
Its better to sit down without a car

Brother I was advising you based on E-hailing not car hire service..
Using a V6 won't stop you from making money but using the same amount of effort and fuel ..you will make more money with a 4 cylinder..
At-all at-all naim bad pass, so enjoy your largesse

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 4:37pm On Oct 17, 2019
ornicus:


Yawn. I paid 20k for a trip to ota last month. Try again


ok. i am out. please do not drag me back here with any mentions smiley tongue


You must come back oooooooo grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nwizu042: 4:53pm On Oct 17, 2019
ornicus:


You do the driving while we rest and do the thinking. Sounds like a plan.

You know what, are you interested in a driving job?
Can you drive a ford ranger?

Can you make yourself available Monday , Tuesday and Friday ? tongue

Do you have a valid drivers license?

Let me sit in owners corner small tongue

My guy has been telling me to start driving down and stop wasting money on Uber, and he’s right


In the End, you disappointed me.
SMH.
You just could not remain Civil.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 5:01pm On Oct 17, 2019
nwizu042:



In the End, you disappointed me.
SMH.
You just could not remain Civil.

No one has the monopoly on assholery. If there is a next time, everyone will respect himself and stick to the issues at hand, rather than some ridiculous shut up there broke nigga nonsense.

It is the exact same mentality that punk driver took. This one looks like gentle Mumu I can wind up. Sorry not sorry tongue

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by darmilolah(m): 5:26pm On Oct 17, 2019
peeps4u:


I think you will get a good deal with that car, going by what you said. Women don't overwork vehicles like men.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ofime123(m): 5:38pm On Oct 17, 2019
ornicus:

Yawn. I paid 20k for a trip to ota last month. Try again

ok. i am out. please do not drag me back here with any mentions smiley tongue
shutup and stop lying we know people like u

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 5:39pm On Oct 17, 2019
ofime123:
shutup and stop lying we know people like u

wink smiley cheesy grin tongue kiss cool

Use these

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tunlapapa: 5:57pm On Oct 17, 2019
tunlapapa:

Driver claimed the road was bad by rejecting your trip. You didn't think of requesting another ride but decided to report him. Is it Uber that repairs his vehicle or you think the token that Uber charges you is enough to maintain the vehicles on Lagos roads?
And you may likely be the kind of rider that rates a driver low due to absorber noise but won't think that it's not the driver's fault but the road.
And what do you think Uber will do the driver for rejecting your trip?
Any rider that says anyhow will hear anyhow from me if he dares threaten me by reporting. PEOPLE WERE SURVIVING WITHOUT UBER AND THEY WILL STILL SURVIVE WHEN THEY STOP UBER.
Chai! See likes on this post. I only said my mind.

I took a lady from the USA today, told me I looked tired but I just smiled.( If only she knows what we go through)
Asked if Uber drivers in Nigeria are making money unlike the US that drivers are making FÜCKING MONEY (She stressed it that way).
I just examined myself and pitied me that if I had known the outcome of this driving would be this, I would have invested the same amount I used for buying this car to continue my previous business(but buhari's policies made me to have a rethink).

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 7:10pm On Oct 17, 2019
lin3r2:


Tojaah boss, no vex, I need that hp agreement template like madt. You been say you go help me na im make me dey wait for you bro. I need am badtly.

The ones I see online no make sense like that.

Please don't relent in efforts to help me obtain one.

So abeg I need the hp agreement. Also the car has been fixed.

No mind the guy I go look for another one for you. The guy no gree release am for me base on osho free. Him say na money him use do am with lawyer and chief judge angry
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ajoks533: 7:15pm On Oct 17, 2019
tunlapapa:

Chai! See likes on this post. I only said my mind.

I took a lady from the USA today, told me I looked tired but I just smiled.( If only she knows what we go through)
Asked if Uber drivers in Nigeria are making money unlike the US that drivers are making FÜCKING MONEY (She stressed it that way).
I just examined myself and pitied me that if I had known the outcome of this driving would be this, I would have invested the same amount I used for buying this car to continue my previous business(but buhari's policies made me to have a rethink).

But seriously, guys who do Uber in US are making alot of money on the platform. I believe it's because the government monitor the rates both what uber charges and that which goes to the driver.
Unlike here where uber milk drivers dry and leave them, and the government care less about anything, provided they get their own cut.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 7:43pm On Oct 17, 2019
AntiBrutus:

That is my baby. Everyone should try and be like him... grin
I will take him on a date soon to 4-point and update you guys.
very big mumu

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