dru23:


I have nothing against it .. If you going to offer offline trips , know how to be discreet about it .. And if your car is clean, shape and you present yourself in a very proffossional manner .. It is the client that will even ask you if you can do offline trip for them in the future ...

tojahh:


Were you not PROPERLY registered on Uber before?

Ornicus! Anybody using Uber gets an email after any finished trip even get status of what goes on with Uber and the likes. So what makes your reporting him special sir? That Uber now sends you email? Hahaha. Baba you don fall my hand with this yarns. But wait o... You weren't properly registered yet you dey enjoy Uber service!? Now who's the fraudster? Who's now negotiating outside company name? Hahaha

princpl:
Pls house can anyone help me with the trusted company where i can register my car for uber operation, who has an excellent maintainance practice. Thanks

calabardick:





What I did was constitutional, it's called SELF DEFENCE

See Section 64 of the Nigerian Penal Code. Under Section 60 (a) of the Nigerian Penal Code, every person has a right to defend his own body, and the body of any other person against any offence affecting the human body.

tojahh:


Like this if you see the makers of Ford Mondeo you fit bite him ear o.

radautoworks:


I don stand down o

Y1nka:




Request tip for another time: trust me there is always request in igando . People coming from Badagry / Ikotun prefer to order from igando for easy ride. And most times rides are going out of the suburb to like IKEJA and island. I know cos I still school in Lasu, and to get a trip.... I just zoom to Enyo filling station... never down more than 30minutes.

Maybe I’m just lucky sha..



Everywhere get request. U just got to know where to stay!

tojahh:


Hahaha. Baba this work get e own energy jare. I practically quarrelled with my last rider for today. She just dey do anyhow say I suppose sabi everywhere why I dey rely on map, why I no dey speed, why I dey delay make money for dey increase.

I park for corner tell her make she come down I no dey go again. Too much complain dey affect my head hence I gats shun the trip. She was quiet and was telling the friend I'm bluffing till she saw me trying to end it and network was misbehaving. She now said, she will see how I'll collect my money! Hahahaha. I told her, babe relax you may even dash me more when it starts. By the way... Let's forge ahead.

Trip (Shomolu to Ogba)
Fare (2700)

She paid 2500. Said the 200 was for that my show of shame

calabardick:
One drunk punk (with a bottle of Sprite mixed with some substance) took me from one estate off admiralty (NITEL) to abijo back to estate, at the end of the trip after delaying me with some oloshos he came and drop 1k, asked me to call him later for the balance. The bastard claimed he's davido's boy. Police (FSARS) even block us at jakande because of how he was doing with the oloshos inside the car.

When I told him I will not call him that he'll pay in his next trip, the guy come para, get liver come push me as I was peeing for gutter, tell me say if I no commot for area him dog go eat my carcass. After peeing about to enter my car he held my shirt and asked me to repeat what I said and I told him that Uber will pay me for the trip, while he refund Uber when paying for his next trip.

the bastard slap my back, I ask both Angel and demon for strength, as he was holding my shirt pushing me, with all my strength I gave him uppercut, the guy sumersulted and enter the gutter, the oloshos shouted in an unknown language, I zoom off, report to uber and they pay me with interest.

The most annoying thing is that he wasn't the one that booked the trip, the person that booked the trip switched off his phone when I tried reaching him.

This work needs some kinda madness!

peeps4u:


Please bro, do you use it actively on uber?

pope191:


Its wasnt easy boss, Friday 7am to 1am... I even deh where I deh buy bread and egg for aboki when request enter, rider was going to the next street, I rush run d trip and come back for the bread in d middle of d night oo, got to the gate, was soh tired, I just park in front pass d night inside d car, ard 6am I woke up, gave myself C caution , "let those club boiz reach dia house first, b4 u enter road"... 7am, I on app and by His grace good trips came my way, only one funny rider from ogudu going to igondo, but told me egbade, when we got to Egbade, she start asking funny questions about why drivers don't like going to Igondo and if she told me Igondo is her last destination, will I go? On d 23rd trip, I burst into laff and politely decline going to Igondo ard 5pm. She agreed, since she's making a stop by at Egbade.

Freshprince91:




Bros mi, that one is not American kankan, the car na suicide attempt. The little money i made working on taxify was spent on repairs, in fact it got to a point that i had to borrow money from my ex who i haven't talk to in a year because i had no where else to run to.
Car stopped on 3rd mainland bridge last Saturday, had to push it to iyana oworo with the help of the 2 offline passengers i carried at Lekki phase 1 before it could start.
And concerning this Kia Rio, its not like I'm taking it up for the long time. I just want use am raise money pay the debt i incurred on that Evil Spirit Ford.

calabardick:
One drunk punk (with a bottle of Sprite mixed with some substance) took me from one estate off admiralty (NITEL) to abijo back to estate, at the end of the trip after delaying me with some oloshos he came and drop 1k, asked me to call him later for the balance. The bastard claimed he's davido's boy. Police (FSARS) even block us at jakande because of how he was doing with the oloshos inside the car.

When I told him I will not call him that he'll pay in his next trip, the guy come para, get liver come push me as I was peeing for gutter, tell me say if I no commot for area him dog go eat my carcass. After peeing about to enter my car he held my shirt and asked me to repeat what I said and I told him that Uber will pay me for the trip, while he refund Uber when paying for his next trip.

the bastard slap my back, I ask both Angel and demon for strength, as he was holding my shirt pushing me, with all my strength I gave him uppercut, the guy sumersulted and enter the gutter, the oloshos shouted in an unknown language, I zoom off, report to uber and they pay me with interest.

The most annoying thing is that he wasn't the one that booked the trip, the person that booked the trip switched off his phone when I tried reaching him.

This work needs some kinda madness!

Blanc8:


What other vehicle is outside the box aside Civic?

peeps4u:


Form your point of argument, Toyota corolla isn't the problem but the abusive owners.

Now the questions are;

Which one will perform longer and better with same abusive owners?
Which one will perform longer and better with same good maintenance?

I'm not a fan of any, just to learn.

calabardick:


Visit any ENYO service station, they stock uS castrol

Dovehorizon:
@Radautos and Gazzuzz, pls one of you should help this young man, possibly tell him parts to buy and also attach a little service fee to it.

Dont give up Bruv, you certainly gonna breakthrough this obstacle...
Missed the full details. Can you point me to it?

tol8u:


Castrol is not affordable ooo- 1 litre is like 3,500 and I think 5litres is 12-15k

calabardick:
One drunk punk (with a bottle of Sprite mixed with some substance) took me from one estate off admiralty (NITEL) to abijo back to estate, at the end of the trip after delaying me with some oloshos he came and drop 1k, asked me to call him later for the balance. The bastard claimed he's davido's boy. Police (FSARS) even block us at jakande because of how he was doing with the oloshos inside the car.

When I told him I will not call him that he'll pay in his next trip, the guy come para, get liver come push me as I was peeing for gutter, tell me say if I no commot for area him dog go eat my carcass. After peeing about to enter my car he held my shirt and asked me to repeat what I said and I told him that Uber will pay me for the trip, while he refund Uber when paying for his next trip.

the bastard slap my back, I ask both Angel and demon for strength, as he was holding my shirt pushing me, with all my strength I gave him uppercut, the guy sumersulted and enter the gutter, the oloshos shouted in an unknown language, I zoom off, report to uber and they pay me with interest.

The most annoying thing is that he wasn't the one that booked the trip, the person that booked the trip switched off his phone when I tried reaching him.

This work needs some kinda madness!

GAZZUZZ:


pointless, the man was clearly intoxicated. All you had to do was be nice and leave. Hope you will not be begging last last when the charges are read .

calabardick:
One drunk punk (with a bottle of Sprite mixed with some substance) took me from one estate off admiralty (NITEL) to abijo back to estate, at the end of the trip after delaying me with some oloshos he came and drop 1k, asked me to call him later for the balance. The bastard claimed he's davido's boy. Police (FSARS) even block us at jakande because of how he was doing with the oloshos inside the car.

When I told him I will not call him that he'll pay in his next trip, the guy come para, get liver come push me as I was peeing for gutter, tell me say if I no commot for area him dog go eat my carcass. After peeing about to enter my car he held my shirt and asked me to repeat what I said and I told him that Uber will pay me for the trip, while he refund Uber when paying for his next trip.

the bastard slap my back, I ask both Angel and demon for strength, as he was holding my shirt pushing me, with all my strength I gave him uppercut, the guy sumersulted and enter the gutter, the oloshos shouted in an unknown language, I zoom off, report to uber and they pay me with interest.

The most annoying thing is that he wasn't the one that booked the trip, the person that booked the trip switched off his phone when I tried reaching him.

This work needs some kinda madness!

GAZZUZZ:
pointless, the man was clearly intoxicated. All you had to do was be nice and leave. Hope you will not be begging last last when the charges are read .

slamstanlee:
It's actually Egbeda, Igando

anonimi:


Oga lawyer, what charges will be read, please?

Crvrider:


Self defense.

Crvrider:


Jeez, the CEO' are reading this na.

calabardick:
They should better read and learn, in as much as I don't trouble you, you've no right to trouble me, if you try it na 3MB I'll end your trip, treat your fvckup and kick you out of my car. Uber have authorise us to abort any idiotic trip.

I see one lowlife punk downgrading drivers because he feels he's working with a heavenly downstream or whatever.
I personally work with an upstream - E & P (Automation Engineer, studied and certified in Brazil ), works offshore (2 weeks in/out). I resigned from a reputable military service to further my studies. Instead of staying idle I decide to romance uber, it's fun and stressful out there, it resets my brain as well.

Driving with uber have expose me to both angels and demons, it really shaped my life in so many ways, I've learned a lot.

Drivers deserves to be respected, it's not easy.

On Friday I picked one nasty lady that was insulting and commanding me to drive like James Bond, I ignored her and she tapped my shoulder from behind and said "mr. Man I'm talking to you", I didn't say anything and she began ranting, I ignored her. According to airtel THAT THING DEY PAIN.

When we get to Blenco she mannerlessly asked me to stop for her to shop, and I did.
She get inside, I followed her, we shopped at the end of the shopping I purposely stood behind her, my items were 10x more than what she picked and she asked me who I am, I humbly showed her my IDs when we entered the car, that's when sudden humility overshadowed her she now switched to the front seat, I ended the trip there, gave her a free ride to gulf at lakowe, without collecting a kobo from her for the entire ride.
When she asked me why I offer her a free ride, I told her UBER DRIVERS AREN'T POOR.

She called around 11pm, I didn't pick her call, she dropped a message [just checking on you]

I use iPad for uber, fuuuck CEOs

calabardick:


They should better read and learn, in as much as I don't trouble you, you've no right to trouble me, if you try it na 3MB I'll end your trip, treat your fvckup and kick you out of my car. Uber have authorise us to abort any idiotic trip.

I see one lowlife punk downgrading drivers because he feels he's working with a heavenly downstream or whatever.
I personally work with an upstream - E & P (Automation Engineer, studied and certified in Brazil ), works offshore (2 weeks in/out). I resigned from a reputable military service to further my studies. Instead of staying idle I decide to romance uber, it's fun and stressful out there, it resets my brain as well.

Driving with uber have expose me to both angels and demons, it really shaped my life in so many ways, I've learned a lot.

Drivers deserves to be respected, it's not easy.

On Friday I picked one nasty lady that was insulting and commanding me to drive like James Bond, I ignored her and she tapped my shoulder from behind and said "mr. Man I'm talking to you", I didn't say anything and she began ranting, I ignored her. According to airtel THAT THING DEY PAIN.

When we get to Blenco she mannerlessly asked me to stop for her to shop, and I did.
She get inside, I followed her, we shopped at the end of the shopping I purposely stood behind her, my items were 10x more than what she picked and she asked me who I am, I humbly showed her my IDs when we entered the car, that's when sudden humility overshadowed her she now switched to the front seat, I ended the trip there, gave her a free ride to gulf at lakowe, without collecting a kobo from her for the entire ride.
When she asked me why I offer her a free ride, I told her UBER DRIVERS AREN'T POOR.

She called around 11pm, I didn't pick her call, she dropped a message [just checking on you]

I use iPad for uber, fuuuck CEOs

calabardick:


They should better read and learn, in as much as I don't trouble you, you've no right to trouble me, if you try it na 3MB I'll end your trip, treat your fvckup and kick you out of my car. Uber have authorise us to abort any idiotic trip.

I see one lowlife punk downgrading drivers because he feels he's working with a heavenly downstream or whatever.
I personally work with an upstream - E & P (Automation Engineer, studied and certified in Brazil ), works offshore (2 weeks in/out). I resigned from a reputable military service to further my studies. Instead of staying idle I decide to romance uber, it's fun and stressful out there, it resets my brain as well.

Driving with uber have expose me to both angels and demons, it really shaped my life in so many ways, I've learned a lot.

Drivers deserves to be respected, it's not easy.

On Friday I picked one nasty lady that was insulting and commanding me to drive like James Bond, I ignored her and she tapped my shoulder from behind and said "mr. Man I'm talking to you", I didn't say anything and she began ranting, I ignored her. According to airtel THAT THING DEY PAIN.

When we get to Blenco she mannerlessly asked me to stop for her to shop, and I did.
She get inside, I followed her, we shopped at the end of the shopping I purposely stood behind her, my items were 10x more than what she picked and she asked me who I am, I humbly showed her my IDs when we entered the car, that's when sudden humility overshadowed her she now switched to the front seat, I ended the trip there, gave her a free ride to gulf at lakowe, without collecting a kobo from her for the entire ride.
When she asked me why I offer her a free ride, I told her UBER DRIVERS AREN'T POOR.

She called around 11pm, I didn't pick her call, she dropped a message [just checking on you]

I use iPad for uber, fuuuck CEOs