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Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by Pricelessfina(f): 12:05pm On Nov 04, 2019
Imagine being with your man in the other room, grinding together. His dick seems to be hitting the right spot, and you just can’t stop moaning. At that moment, nothing else matters. You guys are lost in your little world. “I love you baby”, “Bleep you babe”, “Damn!” – you can’t stop saying those words. Then all of a sudden, your pussy makes this weird sound. You guys ignore it and he continues thrusting you passionately, turning you around to achieve any style.

Then it comes again, this time around, it is thunderous – like a raging hurricane – “Kpra, kpra, kpra”. And no, it is not something you can even help. The farts just keep coming, not from your ass but your pussy. Do you know how awkward that experience can be? Especially if your man has no idea what is going on.

Dude might even get upset that you are deliberately farting in the middle of a hot passionate sex. How do you explain to him that the fart is just your pussy proclaiming her existence and how much she is enjoying having a dick inside? Like how?

I remember when I first had this “Pussy fart” experience. Just in the middle of a really hot and romantic moment, my pussy suddenly started making this weird noise. I couldn’t contain the embarrassment mehn! Like, I knew this was not an ordinary fart from my ass, where else was the sound coming from? And to make matters worse, I couldn’t control it. Like for five seconds my pussy transformed into a ranging hurricane.

Lol, click to continue reading
http://annsbleedingpen.com/blog/2019/11/04/hey-guys-lets-talk-pussy-farts-music-honeypot-sex/

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by General0847: 12:20pm On Nov 04, 2019
This is educating.

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by Nobody: 12:26pm On Nov 04, 2019
General0847:
This is educating.
can you please tell me how it is educative or is it because is coming from a lady?

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by idesylvester(m): 12:26pm On Nov 04, 2019
[/b]Maybe Davido was performing inside the pu**y...
grin grin grin grin cheesy grin[b]

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by drezzyx(m): 12:33pm On Nov 04, 2019
That can be a turn off or turn on for different people.

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by IceColdVeins(m): 12:43pm On Nov 04, 2019
It happens in the steep doggy position.
I could always see the shame on the ladies involved, so I help them loosen up by simply ignoring the weird puffs like it dont mean nothing while I keep digging for that gold!!

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by General0847: 1:24pm On Nov 04, 2019
Oma307:

can you please tell me how it is educative or is it because is coming from a lady?
Read the article. If you read and learn something new is that not educating?

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by makeherscream(m): 1:54pm On Nov 04, 2019
How will dis. post solve the problem in this country?

Some ladies be acting like they don't enjoy sex . only for them to come online to explain how they enjoy it

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by rowland545(m): 2:19pm On Nov 04, 2019
IceColdVeins:
It happens in the steep doggy position.
I could always see the shame on the ladies involved, so I help them loosen up by simply ignoring the weird puffs like it dont mean nothing while I keep digging for that gold!!
so did u later find any gold Mr gold miner..

Lols

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by rowland545(m): 2:21pm On Nov 04, 2019
What's that white milkish substance that usually occur during sex

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by mu2sa2: 2:27pm On Nov 04, 2019
As a budding religious fellow, i wont read the rest of the story. Even the part i read i will try and unread it. Lord help me.

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by galadima77(m): 2:46pm On Nov 04, 2019
Oma307:

can you please tell me how it is educative or is it because is coming from a lady?

hahaha haha. Maybe he used the wrong words but not everybody knows that our beloved "gateway" farts during intimacy.
Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by DaddyMorenike: 2:59pm On Nov 04, 2019
It's called squiff.
It's normal Jare.
Depends on how una dey straf and the makeup of your privates.

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by Harlem2(m): 3:29pm On Nov 04, 2019
rowland545:
What's that white milkish substance that usually occur during sex

Ice-Creamshocked shocked shocked
Female orgasm
Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by rowland545(m): 3:53pm On Nov 04, 2019
Harlem2:


Ice-Creamshocked shocked shocked
Female orgasm
hahahah....what about the watery one
Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by bobokeshington: 4:01pm On Nov 04, 2019
You no get work

Pricelessfina:
Imagine being with your man in the other room, grinding together. His dick seems to be hitting the right spot, and you just can’t stop moaning. At that moment, nothing else matters. You guys are lost in your little world. “I love you baby”, “Bleep you babe”, “Damn!” – you can’t stop saying those words. Then all of a sudden, your pussy makes this weird sound. You guys ignore it and he continues thrusting you passionately, turning you around to achieve any style.

Then it comes again, this time around, it is thunderous – like a raging hurricane – “Kpra, kpra, kpra”. And no, it is not something you can even help. The farts just keep coming, not from your ass but your pussy. Do you know how awkward that experience can be? Especially if your man has no idea what is going on.

Dude might even get upset that you are deliberately farting in the middle of a hot passionate sex. How do you explain to him that the fart is just your pussy proclaiming her existence and how much she is enjoying having a dick inside? Like how?

I remember when I first had this “Pussy fart” experience. Just in the middle of a really hot and romantic moment, my pussy suddenly started making this weird noise. I couldn’t contain the embarrassment mehn! Like, I knew this was not an ordinary fart from my ass, where else was the sound coming from? And to make matters worse, I couldn’t control it. Like for five seconds my pussy transformed into a ranging hurricane.

Lol, click to continue reading
http://annsbleedingpen.com/blog/2019/11/04/hey-guys-lets-talk-pussy-farts-music-honeypot-sex/

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by chineduemmao: 4:52pm On Nov 04, 2019
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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by Harlem2(m): 5:38pm On Nov 04, 2019
rowland545:
hahahah....what about the watery one

Squirt
Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by OPTIMUSPRIME08: 7:12pm On Nov 04, 2019
The fart is as a result of air, once there is air in her kpekus then the fart must holla

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by SoftP(m): 7:48pm On Nov 04, 2019
Una nor get shame

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by LadySarah: 8:04pm On Nov 04, 2019
DaddyMorenike:
It's called squiff.
It's normal Jare.
Depends on how una dey straf and the makeup of your privates.

Queef You mean?

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by DaddyMorenike: 8:06pm On Nov 04, 2019
LadySarah:


Queef You mean?
yea!!!! Thanks for the correction.

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by Nobody: 8:07pm On Nov 04, 2019
I call it a pussy burp... She's full and showing her appreciation grin grin grin

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by Newguyhere: 8:48pm On Nov 04, 2019
thought you said you are a virgin sad shocked
Guest007:
I call it a pussy burp... She's full and showing her appreciation grin grin grin
Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by Okoroawusa: 8:52pm On Nov 04, 2019
rowland545:
What's that white milkish substance that usually occur during sex
It's called creaming...I don't know the cause but I use to be puzzled n turned off by it till I learnt better n now it doesn't bother me n as for pvssy fart it occurs mainly during doggy style n it's still okay
Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by YurFatHer: 9:06pm On Nov 04, 2019
You r mad but you have no one to tell u
Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by rowland545(m): 9:08pm On Nov 04, 2019
Harlem2:


Squirt
wao it seems u know all....ur chances of making heaven is slim....lol
Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by Harlem2(m): 9:10pm On Nov 04, 2019
rowland545:
wao it seems u know all....ur chances of making heaven is slim....lol

Lol
Learn to explore
Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by rowland545(m): 9:50pm On Nov 04, 2019
Okoroawusa:

It's called creaming...I don't know the cause but I use to be puzzled n turned off by it till I learnt better n now it doesn't bother me n as for pvssy fart it occurs mainly during doggy style n it's still okay
bross I comot cap for u.....if sex was a course u know fit get f9...lmao

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Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by YorubaPrince: 9:52pm On Nov 04, 2019
General0847:
This is educating.

Yaba Left property! angry
Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by Pharaoh4rin(m): 9:55pm On Nov 04, 2019
DaddyMorenike:
It's called squiff.
It's normal Jare.
Depends on how una dey straf and the makeup of your privates.

But squiffy means slightly drunk
No such word as squiffy in my 10th edition of Oxford dictionary
Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by Vkoko(f): 10:07pm On Nov 04, 2019
IceColdVeins:
It happens in the steep doggy position.
I could always see the shame on the ladies involved, so I help them loosen up by simply ignoring the weird puffs like it dont mean nothing while I keep digging for that gold!!
good guy

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