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My First Blue Film Experience by NikkyIvy(f): 9:13am On Nov 11, 2019
If you grew up in the 90's you will understand what I mean by a blue film. If you didn't grow up with us back then and you are wondering; what is a blue film, my response is LOL

I think I was still in Junior Secondary School and was living with this aunt of mine. Her hubby had this device that could tap anybody's television signal. The man was a guru Engineer he could fix anything.

We were tapping and enjoying free cable network especially from our next compound neighbor. They knew and didn't mind of course. Not everyone could afford a decoder back then or large free to air satellite dish so it was a big deal for us and better than waiting till 4pm when NTA would resume.

Anyway, that very day, I came back from school to meet an empty house. I was overjoyed. Sharply, I rushed through my lunch and went straight to our black and white TV. I tuned it on, did the small magic I learned from watching my uncle and balanced to watch oyibo blowing grammar but nothing appeared. I waited thinking maybe there was a small delay. 2 minutes, nothing showed. 5 minutes I became angry.

I was about going away when something flashed on the TV screen and disappeared. I grabbed the small antenna on top of the TV and started twisting it. Sixty degrees, then ninety, forty-five degrees nothing. I tried suspending it mid-air like an aeroplane yet no free signal. I was about giving up when what I saw earlier appeared again. I was excited.

I was holding the antenna and staring at the strange video showing on our TV that day. My small brain could not understand what was happening inside our TV ooh. I continued staring till it registered; these people are nakiid ooh! What are they doing? I hurriedly switched it off. Nakiid white man and woman inside our TV? How did that happen? See fear eh!

The moment my aunt walked in, I rushed over, reported myself and gave details of everything I saw. She screamed and walked off to our neighbors house. After some minutes she came back and said; those useless boys rented a blue film.

My eyes popped open. Blue what? It's a lie aunty it was black and white oh not blue film!" �

After that day, the device disappeared and we were back to watching NTA.

If you know what is a blue film, share your own first experience ooh!

Read more on [url]nikkyivyblog..com[/url]

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by Mrshape: 9:28am On Nov 11, 2019
Lol at primary school
I have been learning about it in religious services,
So it wasn't something new.

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by sinaj(f): 9:48am On Nov 11, 2019
I was in primary school then, and went to my uncle's house for August holiday. I was the only one at home when they restored power, and I had watched all the cassette in the parlour.

So I proceeded to my cousin's room to take his ojuju movie so he said, to scare me from watching it I guess. I slotted the cassette in the video and started seeing *coughs*

Was surprise and shocked at the same time, but I just kept on watching sha until they seized light lol.

My cousin almost died of heart attack when he returned grin grin grin
He had to loose the video to remove the cassette.

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by ErnieSmallzz(f): 10:08am On Nov 11, 2019
cheesy chai, mine was bad, I was in primary 4 or so, one of my neighbours house boy, played it for me and his boss's children, to watch. I dont want to talk about it

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by fergie001: 10:23am On Nov 11, 2019
I was 15 or 16 at the time....so we had this neighbour whose younger sis was living with him. He travelled to conduct his trad and white wedding in the Villa...leaving his Sis(who was like 2 or 3 years older than I was).

She told me, she was gonna put a movie I will like, that it's blue film. I was excited, haven't watched before, so I called my close pal, we both went in,locked the door and watched "Hard On Me".... she left us, went to the room and slept off.

Next day she was upset I brought in the whole world, that she had another and will only play it if I were alone. I agreed, was in SS3 then, very green and didn't envisage anything, couldn't concentrate in school. I ran off once it was 4pm sharp...with my uniform, went to her house alone. We watched " Animal in Me" alone, the rest is history shocked

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by TrollKiller(m): 10:38am On Nov 11, 2019
I'm here to read lies cool

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by Nobody: 11:01am On Nov 11, 2019
sinaj:
I was in primary school then, and went to my uncle's house for August holiday. I was the only one at home when they restored power, and I had watched all the cassette in the parlour.

So I proceeded to my cousin's room to take his ojuju movie so he said, to scare me from watching it I guess. I slotted the cassette in the video and started seeing *coughs*

Was surprise and shocked at the same time, but I just kept on watching sha until they seized light lol.

My cousin almost died of heart attack when he returned grin grin grin
He had to loose the video to remove the cassette.
Primary School?? That is child abuse oo shocked shocked

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by Nobody: 11:02am On Nov 11, 2019
ErnieSmallzz:
cheesy chai, mine was bad, I was in primary 4 or so, one of my neighbours house boy, played it for me and his boss's children, to watch. I dont want to talk about it
Another Child abuse case shocked shocked

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by ErnieSmallzz(f): 11:06am On Nov 11, 2019
eni4real:
Another Child abuse case shocked shocked
sad not like I was raped or something, but alot if things happened to me while I was still little, that exposed me to things I shouldnt know at a very small age. I will advice parent not to live in a face me I face you house, for the sake of their kids

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by Nobody: 11:13am On Nov 11, 2019
ErnieSmallzz:
sad not like I was raped or something, but alot if things happened to me while I was still little, that exposed me to things I shouldnt know at a very small age. I will advice parent not to live in a face me I face you house, for the sake of their kids
It is not about rape... Primary 4 child watching blue film.. You were like 8 shocked

It is a form of mental abuse at that age...

If you were surrounded by bad people, they could lure you to do wrong things..

You are right about shared apartments.. I think face-face house is on decline now compared to the past...

Phone/Internet is the latest bane for Kids now.. undecided

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by ErnieSmallzz(f): 11:17am On Nov 11, 2019
eni4real:
It is not about rape... Primary 4 child watching blue film.. You were like 8 shocked

It is a form of mental abuse at that age...

If you were surrounded by bad people, they could lure you to do wrong things..

You are right about shared apartments.. I think face-face house is on decline now compared to the past...

Phone/Internet is the latest bane for Kids now.. undecided
true, since every child is exposed to the internet now, parents have to be fully observant now. Kai, the way things are going right now ehn :X

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by rex444(m): 11:21am On Nov 11, 2019
hahahahahhahaha those good ol days mehn....

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by Nobody: 11:26am On Nov 11, 2019
ErnieSmallzz:
true, since every child is exposed to the internet now, parents have to be fully observant now. Kai, the way things are going right now ehn :X
Parents are busy because of harsh economy now..
It will be very hard for parents to stop their kids unless if they put all their phones on child mode..

Parent should just try their best.. Children that will turn out good Will do. And the one that will become a baddo, will codedly find his/her way!!
Parents are really going through a lot.. It is very easy to raise hypocritical kids in this era undecided

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by Lamanii22(f): 11:29am On Nov 11, 2019
I was about seven years old the first time I watched blue film... I inserted the cassette myself.. I sat and watched.. Then I got tired... Then removed it...

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by NikkyIvy(f): 11:46am On Nov 11, 2019
sinaj:
I was in primary school then, and went to my uncle's house for August holiday. I was the only one at home when they restored power, and I had watched all the cassette in the parlour.

So I proceeded to my cousin's room to take his ojuju movie so he said, to scare me from watching it I guess. I slotted the cassette in the video and started seeing *coughs*

Was surprise and shocked at the same time, but I just kept on watching sha until they seized light lol.

My cousin almost died of heart attack when he returned grin grin grin
He had to loose the video to remove the cassette.

Hilarious grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: My First Blue Film Experience by Nobody: 11:52am On Nov 11, 2019
Mine was in SS1, I went to my uncles house to prepare for GCE to have an early experience.

I got there a night before & he rushed out early in the morning the next day. Nepa just brought light & i was so happy because he had a Nitendo in the sitting room & cassette player.

As I turned on the TV, i noticed the cassette player was also on, so I just wanted to just play it, thinking it was those Yoruba movies as usual. Mehn I turned on this thing & to my surprise it was a Blue Film, I have been hearing Blue Film but never actually seen it.

My mind was so messed up because not only was it a Blue Film, it was a 3 hours Three-some movie. 2 guys & a lady. I was so shocked because they were having sex with this lady at the same time, I never imagined this was possible.

From that day, anytime my uncle starts morning devotion in that house, I would just shaking my head in disgust.

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by Nobody: 11:54am On Nov 11, 2019
sinaj:

Was surprise and shocked at the same time, but I just kept on watching sha until they seized light lol.

Na dem, Children of the world grin grin grin
Re: My First Blue Film Experience by Lonelypacifist6: 12:06pm On Nov 11, 2019
Mine was in primary school too. My elder brothers friends come to watch it at our House Our parents are working class so we might not see them for days, the cassette was in for a while not sure how long I switched in the TV after school and Saw two naked People doing the do, the lady was so hairy Down there, if I see such a lady now I'll probably puke of course I practiced it not quite long after but that wasn't my first sexual experience.

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by MrTrend(m): 12:19pm On Nov 11, 2019
Mine is loading.. cool
Re: My First Blue Film Experience by akaahs(m): 12:44pm On Nov 11, 2019
Mine was, I practically develop that thing and connected it to our television which could search for any TV watching video in our quarters.
It happened that day when I came back needed to rest but hearing the screaming of akawo wuta meaning "they brought back light" I decided to go the parlor to turn on the TV. On turning it, I search for signal using the device I constructed, what I saw that wasn't funny even though that wasn't my first day of watching blue firm.
Re: My First Blue Film Experience by J4JUVENTUS(m): 12:46pm On Nov 11, 2019
Mine was in Primary school sef.. It was one brother Stephen that rented in our hux.. He was very friendly to children.. We do watch movies,mostly wrestling in his room some times,when my parents are not around.. He usually give me his room keys to keep incase his babe comes around,and m permited to go in and watch movie if I like. So,this day it seems he and his friends were watching the BF,and nepa carry light o.. As he dey comot,he gave me key,as usual. As them bring light,na so I rush go ,to go watch wrestling.
I met one cassette inside,that type that they rewind that year.. grin Na so ,i play am o... Behold ,boy and girl naked,d girl just dey suck him d*ck.
Before I know,d guy pug am put o.. D babe dey moan.. I suffery off d TV and vedio,as d set was called then. I lock door.. When he came ,I thought he will notice,but bros no ask me. I was now thinking and asking myself questions about what I saw.. Childhood no be small tin o.. grin grin

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by MrCork: 12:53pm On Nov 11, 2019
NikkyIvy:
If you grew up in the 90's you will understand what I mean by a blue film. If you didn't grow up with us back then and you are wondering; what is a blue film, my response is LOL

I think I was still in Junior Secondary School and was living with this aunt of mine. Her hubby had this device that could tap anybody's television signal. The man was a guru Engineer he could fix anything.

We were tapping and enjoying free cable network especially from our next compound neighbor. They knew and didn't mind of course. Not everyone could afford a decoder back then or large free to air satellite dish so it was a big deal for us and better than waiting till 4pm when NTA would resume.

Anyway, that very day, I came back from school to meet an empty house. I was overjoyed. Sharply, I rushed through my lunch and went straight to our black and white TV. I tuned it on, did the small magic I learned from watching my uncle and balanced to watch oyibo blowing grammar but nothing appeared. I waited thinking maybe there was a small delay. 2 minutes, nothing showed. 5 minutes I became angry.

I was about going away when something flashed on the TV screen and disappeared. I grabbed the small antenna on top of the TV and started twisting it. Sixty degrees, then ninety, forty-five degrees nothing. I tried suspending it mid-air like an aeroplane yet no free signal. I was about giving up when what I saw earlier appeared again. I was excited.

I was holding the antenna and staring at the strange video showing on our TV that day. My small brain could not understand what was happening inside our TV ooh. I continued staring till it registered; these people are nakiid ooh! What are they doing? I hurriedly switched it off. Nakiid white man and woman inside our TV? How did that happen? See fear eh!

The moment my aunt walked in, I rushed over, reported myself and gave details of everything I saw. She screamed and walked off to our neighbors house. After some minutes she came back and said; those useless boys rented a blue film.

My eyes popped open. Blue what? It's a lie aunty it was black and white oh not blue film!" �

After that day, the device disappeared and we were back to watching NTA.

If you know what is a blue film, share your own first experience ooh!

Read more on [url]nikkyivyblog..com[/url]



..kaiiiii....can we watch some?...I can recommend!! cheesy
Re: My First Blue Film Experience by luvyaself95(m): 12:56pm On Nov 11, 2019
Lamanii22:
I was about seven years old the first time I watched blue film... I inserted the cassette myself.. I sat and watched.. Then I got tired... Then removed it...

so you teacher yourself to become bad girl.

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by Nobody: 1:18pm On Nov 11, 2019
im yet to watch porn embarassed

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by geezynoni: 2:00pm On Nov 11, 2019
RedCreme21:
im yet to watch porn embarassed
Same here...let's hook up nd watch together

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by Depressed101: 2:37pm On Nov 11, 2019
NikkyIvy:
If you grew up in the 90's you will understand what I mean by a blue film. If you didn't grow up with us back then and you are wondering; what is a blue film, my response is LOL

I think I was still in Junior Secondary School and was living with this aunt of mine. Her hubby had this device that could tap anybody's television signal. The man was a guru Engineer he could fix anything.

We were tapping and enjoying free cable network especially from our next compound neighbor. They knew and didn't mind of course. Not everyone could afford a decoder back then or large free to air satellite dish so it was a big deal for us and better than waiting till 4pm when NTA would resume.

Anyway, that very day, I came back from school to meet an empty house. I was overjoyed. Sharply, I rushed through my lunch and went straight to our black and white TV. I tuned it on, did the small magic I learned from watching my uncle and balanced to watch oyibo blowing grammar but nothing appeared. I waited thinking maybe there was a small delay. 2 minutes, nothing showed. 5 minutes I became angry.

I was about going away when something flashed on the TV screen and disappeared. I grabbed the small antenna on top of the TV and started twisting it. Sixty degrees, then ninety, forty-five degrees nothing. I tried suspending it mid-air like an aeroplane yet no free signal. I was about giving up when what I saw earlier appeared again. I was excited.

I was holding the antenna and staring at the strange video showing on our TV that day. My small brain could not understand what was happening inside our TV ooh. I continued staring till it registered; these people are nakiid ooh! What are they doing? I hurriedly switched it off. Nakiid white man and woman inside our TV? How did that happen? See fear eh!

The moment my aunt walked in, I rushed over, reported myself and gave details of everything I saw. She screamed and walked off to our neighbors house. After some minutes she came back and said; those useless boys rented a blue film.

My eyes popped open. Blue what? It's a lie aunty it was black and white oh not blue film!" �

After that day, the device disappeared and we were back to watching NTA.

If you know what is a blue film, share your own first experience ooh!

Read more on [url]nikkyivyblog..com[/url]
I think i was in primary 6 when i first saw a blue film... There was this kaban that we children used to go play ball in our area, it happened that there was this bros that had this camera nokia phone tha year (what you would call a smartphone today)...

The bros gave one of my friends to look after the phone while mehn dem where playing post 2 post football... Na so my friend call me say vome see, it several minutes to realise what was happening.. Infact i disagreed with my friend that those were not white people... Because the video was close knit with faces, just fleshes...
Re: My First Blue Film Experience by vanida6: 3:25pm On Nov 11, 2019
What is blue film sef smiley
Re: My First Blue Film Experience by J4JUVENTUS(m): 4:34pm On Nov 11, 2019
vanida6:
What is blue film sef smiley
Film wen Blue... cheesy
Re: My First Blue Film Experience by Nobody: 4:45pm On Nov 11, 2019
vanida6:
What is blue film sef smiley
Films shot in blue background.

Indomie and custard pikin. cheesy

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by MIKESTUNNA: 5:22pm On Nov 11, 2019
Well,this thread validates my assertions that 1. Most females watch porn earlier in life than the males.(@pry.4, etc) which also shows how early in life they have experimented sex willingly.2.females are more attracted/magnetized to porn(wherever it is hidden or kept,it must be found).3.Asides the fact that females enjoy acting porn,they watch it more frequently(codedly)thatexrjains why it is straight common to see a teenage female acting shy and innocent looking being nasty on bed and u begin to wonder where she learnt those skills from.Those in the know know what i mean.
Females, 1DAFOOL Creatures.

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Re: My First Blue Film Experience by Nobody: 5:51pm On Nov 11, 2019
sinaj:
I was in primary school then, and went to my uncle's house for August holiday. I was the only one at home when they restored power, and I had watched all the cassette in the parlour.

So I proceeded to my cousin's room to take his ojuju movie so he said, to scare me from watching it I guess. I slotted the cassette in the video and started seeing *coughs*

Was surprise and shocked at the same time, but I just kept on watching sha until they seized light lol.

My cousin almost died of heart attack when he returned grin grin grin
He had to loose the video to remove the cassette.
did you enjoyed the video?

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