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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by oluwashola4me(m): 10:21am On Nov 28, 2019
inferno82:
Whatsapp this guy 08118880995
He will do everything for you. Or better still go to there office in ikeja


Good morning, chiefs -in -the -house.
Please, which of these details can I withhold? I just got in contact with the Ocar agent.
Thanks.

Cc: @tojahh @izzou @inferno82 @ofime123 and other elders many to mention.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Lush100(m): 10:30am On Nov 28, 2019
haha. u funny. ok i get the answer. i guess they were looking to determine her class whether mumu or not.



deedee44:

Lol okay then. There are mumu ladies too sha, they cost just a plate of rice cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 10:36am On Nov 28, 2019
teeebest:


@Dru23, over to you o Boss. It's been a while I saw the moniker around though.


thanks for your concern... my phone and along mt whattapps is down for now.... and i dont have easy access to a computer.. hopefully by next week i should be back on line

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ncnerio: 10:56am On Nov 28, 2019
Ghost1994:
On my way to osogbo

Warin dey happened for oshogbo?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 10:58am On Nov 28, 2019
Ghost1994:
On my way to osogbo

Is it worth it bro?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by oblozzolawrence: 11:00am On Nov 28, 2019
Brainbox0806:


I hail bro, trying to sign up on uber ,every others docs uploaded and accepted, except my vehicle inspection proof, I have a pass inspection test with car45,but when uploaded on uber apps,I've got this response from them twice: we cld not see d entire docs,as it was cut off. The first time I uploaded with only the front page of the test that show pass, but not approved,thereafter, I uploaded each part of the inspection test,totaling seven pictures (I uploaded them seven different times on d same provided link), I think they want the inspection test in just a pics,but d email I got from car45 is a seven page pics, how can I get this done,anything I'm doing wrong.? Merci
Bros use opera mini....happen to me wen i was trying to add another vehicle...instead of the app use opera mini to upload it.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 11:29am On Nov 28, 2019
Got a request inside Lekki 1. Got the house rider say make I enter the compound, na so I enter the compound.

The lowest car I see na Hilux, Benz Porsche, Rangerover etc

Rider: pls park your car and start the trip we are going in my G-wagon.

Me: Confused and excited..I just say no props. In my mind ehn if you see happiness.

Na so I take drive Gwagon reach airport to pick her parents and back to lekki. The trip was a card trip, madam still dash me 10k.

Now I'm back in my coro, the car just dey vex me. We go use all body to turn steering, person go enter pothole or your head go dey pain you.

Chai! God punish poverty.

Modified. If you drive a Gwagon come airport you are free to park and stop anywhere. I saw those bastards tout dem just dey salute

2nd lekki to airport. Rider paid 8k. 23k today... lazy driver closed

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 11:31am On Nov 28, 2019
mrjaydee:
Got a request inside Lekki 1. Got the house rider say make I enter the compound, na so I enter the compound.

The lowest car I see na Hilux, Benz Porsche, Rangerover etc

Rider: pls park your car and start the trip we are going in my G-wagon.

Me: Confused and excited..I just say no props. In my mind ehn if you see happiness.

Na so I take drive Gwagon reach airport to pick her parents and back to lekki. The trip was a card trip, madam still dash me 10k.

Now I'm back in my coro, the car just dey vex me. We go use all body to turn steering, person go enter pothole or your head go dey pain you.

Chai! God punish poverty.


The woman is wicked.you don chop caviar before you rise pass sausage. Now back to sausage cry

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by InfinityEstates: 11:38am On Nov 28, 2019
mrjaydee:
Got a request inside Lekki 1. Got the house rider say make I enter the compound, na so I enter the compound.

The lowest car I see na Hilux, Benz Porsche, Rangerover etc

Rider: pls park your car and start the trip we are going in my G-wagon.

Me: Confused and excited..I just say no props. In my mind ehn if you see happiness.

Na so I take drive Gwagon reach airport to pick her parents and back to lekki. The trip was a card trip, madam still dash me 10k.

Now I'm back in my coro, the car just dey vex me. We go use all body to turn steering, person go enter pothole or your head go dey pain you.

Chai! God punish poverty.

Modified. If you drive a Gwagon come airport you are free to park and stop anywhere. I saw those bastards tout dem just dey salute


angry ; angry God punish poverty o...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by bukit05(f): 11:41am On Nov 28, 2019
Good day everyone, please I need someone who wants to give out car on rent, or if you know someone kindly mention me. Location: Ibadan. Thanks.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 12:01pm On Nov 28, 2019
eherbal:
you need to hear the lies these girls are conditioned with.bros you'll weep hot tears for Nigerian girls.im yet to see a successful runs girl. It doesn't end well for them.

Lol, deh r successful cos success is relative, we all have different definition for success and hapiness deh say is always in spite of sometin... The iPhone's & eating at black bell, do you know how many times I took riders to black bell and end up driving to my regular mama put to eat.


Pls I need a driver that can do an offline trip on sat. Covenant university to Ipaja

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ghost1994: 12:15pm On Nov 28, 2019
QuitNotice:
You can swap that for an android phone in computer village

I would rather buy android phone than losing my iPhone for Opay. (My Uber account is important)
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ghost1994: 12:31pm On Nov 28, 2019
ncnerio:


Warin dey happened for oshogbo?

Burial nioo baba
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ghost1994: 12:32pm On Nov 28, 2019
kodred:


Is it worth it bro?

Well dem try sha
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 2:09pm On Nov 28, 2019
eherbal:
aren't we?undecided
You are?
cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 2:19pm On Nov 28, 2019
mrjaydee:
Got a request inside Lekki 1. Got the house rider say make I enter the compound, na so I enter the compound.

The lowest car I see na Hilux, Benz Porsche, Rangerover etc

Rider: pls park your car and start the trip we are going in my G-wagon.

Me: Confused and excited..I just say no props. In my mind ehn if you see happiness.

Na so I take drive Gwagon reach airport to pick her parents and back to lekki. The trip was a card trip, madam still dash me 10k.

Now I'm back in my coro, the car just dey vex me. We go use all body to turn steering, person go enter pothole or your head go dey pain you.

Chai! God punish poverty.

Modified. If you drive a Gwagon come airport you are free to park and stop anywhere. I saw those bastards tout dem just dey salute

2nd lekki to airport. Rider paid 8k. 23k today... lazy driver closed
And I am yet to gross 10k
Where is the house in Lekki? Let me be starting my day from the house.
grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Mjosh1000(m): 2:30pm On Nov 28, 2019
pope191:


Lol, deh r successful cos success is relate, we all have different definition for success and hapiness deh say is always in spite of sometin... The iPhone's & eating at black bell, do you know how many times I took riders to black bell and end up driving to my regular mama put to eat.


Pls I need a driver that can do an offline trip on sat. Covenant university to Ipaja
10k
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Rubbiish(m): 2:38pm On Nov 28, 2019
Gentlelife50:

And I am yet to gross 10k
Where is the house in Lekki? Let me be starting my day from the house.
grin
Lol

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jaidooo(m): 2:51pm On Nov 28, 2019
pope191:


Lol, deh r successful cos success is relate, we all have different definition for success and hapiness deh say is always in spite of sometin... The iPhone's & eating at black bell, do you know how many times I took riders to black bell and end up driving to my regular mama put to eat.



Pls I need a driver that can do an offline trip on sat. Covenant university to Ipaja
Saturday is occupied. Sunday?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 2:57pm On Nov 28, 2019
Ghost1994:


Well dem try sha

Very important. Enjoy

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 3:17pm On Nov 28, 2019
Gentlelife50:

And I am yet to gross 10k
Where is the house in Lekki? Let me be starting my day from the house.
grin

Baba some days are like that. Yesterday after almost 8hrs online I no gross reach 5k. But see today, in less than 4hrs 23k plus.

May God continue to favour us all

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 3:31pm On Nov 28, 2019
Mjosh1000:

10k [/b]

Is dat ur final answer?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 3:33pm On Nov 28, 2019
Gentlelife50:

You are?
cheesy
be fooling yaself dia. You do up to 600 press ups with ass in the air, sweating your life away,trying to impress a lady that is enjoying the activity more than you. You don't even know if you'll come out alive.at the end of d day you gi am money as appreciation for spent energy and body fluid wey you deposit inside her.who be mumu inside both of una?she carry ya money and semen go.even if you use condom,d juice no be ya own again. You lost something whichever way. undecided

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 3:42pm On Nov 28, 2019
mrjaydee:
Got a request inside Lekki 1. Got the house rider say make I enter the compound, na so I enter the compound.

The lowest car I see na Hilux, Benz Porsche, Rangerover etc

Rider: pls park your car and start the trip we are going in my G-wagon.

Me: Confused and excited..I just say no props. In my mind ehn if you see happiness.

Na so I take drive Gwagon reach airport to pick her parents and back to lekki. The trip was a card trip, madam still dash me 10k.

Now I'm back in my coro, the car just dey vex me. We go use all body to turn steering, person go enter pothole or your head go dey pain you.

Chai! God punish poverty.

Modified. If you drive a Gwagon come airport you are free to park and stop anywhere. I saw those bastards tout dem just dey salute

2nd lekki to airport. Rider paid 8k. 23k today... lazy driver closed
grace happened to you bro. May grace locate us all this season.about to hit the road from next week, insha'Allah.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 3:47pm On Nov 28, 2019
mrjaydee:


Baba some days are like that. Yesterday after almost 8hrs online I no gross reach 5k. But see today, in less than 4hrs 23k plus.

May God continue to favour us all
really happy for you bro.may the grace be sustained.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by confusedworld17: 3:58pm On Nov 28, 2019
@ mrjaydee
See trip wey dem rob oil for head. shai!
Me dey here for this hot sun dey drag AC vent with one girl wey wan trend for instablog. No be me you go take shine.
Even before the girl enter car, while she was walking towards my car... for my mind I don dey reason say why person go pack all these things put for face for this kind hot sun all in the name of "looking good"
Immediately she got into the car, Oga pls increase your AC the weather is too hot. For my mind, Oh you even know say the weather hot, you come pack all the foundation and pancake abi na wetin dem they call am self put for face.
Rider : Oga this thing (pointing at one of the AC control knob) is in the middle.
Me : That's the fan and showed her the other knob.
Rider : Ah, and immediately shifted the direction of the air flow of one of the two vents close to my side to her side.
Remember say two vents dey blow directly to her because she sidon for front. Me shift am back to my side. Ah ah! two vents no do this girl, she still want shift the third one to her side. And I believe say if to say her hand fit reach for the one wey dey my window side, she for shift that one too.
Nah so she shift am back to her side again. On a second thought, I just let it slide.
I'm very careful with riders. But get back to being me once I go offline.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Mjosh1000(m): 3:58pm On Nov 28, 2019
pope191:


Is dat ur final answer?
I think I need the option of 50-50

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 4:00pm On Nov 28, 2019
Mjosh1000:

I think I need the option of 50-50

Oya call Izzou... Cos 10k is much
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 4:03pm On Nov 28, 2019
eherbal:
Vex overruled.Jamaican men have been known to have massive phalluses and the ganja advantage.i think thats the reason.stop giving us lamba grin

grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 4:06pm On Nov 28, 2019
pope191:


Oya call Izzo... Cos 10k is much

Mjosh1000:

I think I need the option of 50-50

Price for a one-way trip

Driver's discretion is advised grin

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 4:14pm On Nov 28, 2019
radautoworks:


Not from what I usually see in Nigeria. Benefit and cost no dey balance grin

But you know say na men cause am. All the Nigerian men I ever met, before I answer the first question of "how are you" Dem done add "let me take your shopping.i can buy you whatever you want" you don't even know my name mumu! grin

I go just jejely excuse myself. That's why I married a Jamaican lol. Abeg naija men no vex grin

Your hubby a jamaican? no wonder he has dreadlocks.

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