cococandy:
Just rush to your market and replace it.

Or give her the soup and ask her to pay you for doing the work for her.

She said we gonna return to the market today, because I didn't use the ingredients she prefer ...

Akposy:

Wahala day o. You must provide the meat & vegetable o. Who send you message oga Prestonn

man go enter market today oh... And one mind be dey tell me say this meat and vegetable nor be wi own..

Na to go house today go eat the remaining one

Akposy:

Yes Chef! Gracias amigos

De nada .. cuando empiezas a aprender español?

Soon . I’ve not really made it before

Akposy:

Kindly make yours and help us with the pics.

Lol. Well enjoy your soup.

Prestonn:

She said we gonna return to the market today, because I didn't use the ingredients she prefer ...

lunch

Something funny happened yesterday
I fried plantain first, kept it to cool down while I was still parboiling my rice.
Time for plating and decoration came , plantain don finish.
Those of you patient enough to present and decorate your food especially plantain will make heaven oo.
The thing is not easy

Rice and veg
chocolate cake
impatient plantain
veg stew

Prestonn:
Village kitchen
Na to sleep outside sure pass for me today

I got home today, saw Spinach and some meat in the refrigerator... for my mind, I say na soup and rice win am. Then I begin cook.

As I cook finish, I call the people may dey house to join me. All of us arrange for table begin dey eat...... Still eating then my phone ring.. Mama calling.. She said "prestonn please take out the meat and Spinach out of the refrigerator, that her friend is coming for it"

I call the house help and ask her who get the meat and Spinach?

She say " Small oga, na your mother friend put them inside the refrigerator.. I nor even know how my fork take fall from my hand.

Me I just go package the remaining soup and place it in a bowl and live the house..... people may dey house was like "prestonn you nor eat again.... for my mind I say food kill you there. May the owner of the house come see whona first.

Na tomorrow I go call the house help go one corner and ask her who she dey call small oga

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Prestonn:
Village kitchen
Na to sleep outside sure pass for me today

I got home today, saw Spinach and some meat in the refrigerator... for my mind, I say na soup and rice win am. Then I begin cook.

As I cook finish, I call the people may dey house to join me. All of us arrange for table begin dey eat...... Still eating then my phone ring.. Mama calling.. She said "prestonn please take out the meat and Spinach out of the refrigerator, that her friend is coming for it"

I call the house help and ask her who get the meat and Spinach?

She say " Small oga, na your mother friend put them inside the refrigerator.. I nor even know how my fork take fall from my hand.

Me I just go package the remaining soup and place it in a bowl and live the house..... people may dey house was like "prestonn you nor eat again.... for my mind I say food kill you there. May the owner of the house come see whona first.

Na tomorrow I go call the house help go one corner and ask her who she dey call small oga

I'm trying so hard not to laugh

Prestonn:

I don't have.

You should start one ASAP

Nnemuka:
Something funny happened yesterday
I fried plantain first, kept it to cool down while I was still parboiling my rice.
Time for plating and decoration came , plantain don finish.
Those of you patient enough to present and decorate your food especially plantain will make heaven oo.
The thing is not easy

Rice and veg
chocolate cake
impatient plantain
veg stew

Kai inside life
See person weh dey bash oluwa logo.
First of all the table water.That is Esty zam water.
Meaning you are in port Harcourt with me and we all know that water is produced in Diobu and that's where they have their greatest market share.
That means;
1)There is a huge probability that you live in Diobu.I really wouldn't wish that for Satan himself since I use to be there too when owu been dey blow men before the boy explode.So I know how hellish that place can be.
2)You no get dining table?
3)See the dodo,pot and the food?E sour?
Make I just stop here.
Next time when you want open your stinking hole bash person say e poor make sure say you no over over over....poor pass am.
Low budget skank!!!

Logobenz:
Kai inside life
See person weh dey bash oluwa logo.
First of all the table water.That is Esty zam water.
Meaning you are in port Harcourt with me and we all know that water is produced in Diobu and that's where they have their greatest market share.
That means;
1)There is a huge probability that you live in Diobu.I really wouldn't wish that for Satan himself since I use to be there too when owu been dey blow men before the boy explode.So I know how hellish that place can be.
2)You no get dining table?
3)See the dodo,pot and the food?E sour?
Make I just stop here.
Next time when you want open your stinking hole bash person say e poor make sure say you no over over over....poor pass am.
Low budget skank!!!

Ntorrr
I live in d ghetto
I beg for food
I am hungry and dont have a dining table
my pot is dirty and I eat dirty
Now fuckoff
bloody online rich man

my comment really pain u
Rich man trying so hard to be rich online
You even know the name of the water by looking at d logo and the place it was made
Speaks alot for our Benz driving billionaire

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cococandy:
I’ve been planning to make banga rice since forever

Hope òga is ok now?
I missed this.


This morning as everybody was preparing to go out, ur bros asked if last night rice remain
Shuuu
When I said no, he said, hope we will eat it again tonight
I said no, he started sulking like a child

I'm gonna buy lots of that concentrate

Nnemuka:
Something funny happened yesterday
I fried plantain first, kept it to cool down while I was still parboiling my rice.
Time for plating and decoration came , plantain don finish.
Those of you patient enough to present and decorate your food especially plantain will make heaven oo.
The thing is not easy

Rice and veg
chocolate cake
impatient plantain
veg stew

Lol at impatient plantain
U are the impatient one
U don't want the thing to fry well
Don't blame our plantain

Prestonn:

She said we gonna return to the market today, because I didn't use the ingredients she prefer ...

So u cooked with somebody's food stuffs

Jeez!

I thought I had seen it all here

U just love cooking. Seems it relieves stress for u, right?

Crackhous, what are u doing in our kitchen?
Wonders will never end
Are u craving for some?

sassysure:

Lol at impatient plantain
U are the impatient one
U don't want the thing to fry well
Don't blame our plantain

The plantain was picture shy
It doesn't want to appear close to my rice

Nnemuka:


The plantain was picture shy
It doesn't want to appear close to my rice

U and prestonn should team up and do a comedy gig
Now, plantain is picture shy

Yes he’s all good.

You’ve found the secret button

sassysure:


Hope òga is ok now?
I missed this.
This morning as everybody was preparing to go out, ur bros asked if last night rice remain
Shuuu
When I said no, he said, hope we will eat it again tonight
I said no, he started sulking like a child

I'm gonna buy lots of that concentrate

Have been following this thread for some time.This is my first post.

Breakfast

sassysure:


Hope òga is ok now?
I missed this.


This morning as everybody was preparing to go out, ur bros asked if last night rice remain
Shuuu
When I said no, he said, hope we will eat it again tonight
I said no, he started sulking like a child

I'm gonna buy lots of that concentrate

You better go prepare another one for my brother Na or else I will summon you to the family meeting that is taking place in Hamburg in December 23rd 2019 and I will impose family fine on you, fine might likely be 1 native goat or German lamb, 3 keg of palmwine, 1 native big chicken, a bottle of palm oil, dried kpanla fish, and a pot of hot banga soup full of orishi rishi

Airloard:
Have been following this thread for some time.This is my first post.

Breakfast

Another Prestonn loading gradually

AngelicBeing:
You better go prepare another one for my brother Na or else I will summon you to the family meeting that is taking place in Hamburg in December 23rd 2019 and I will impose family fine on you, fine might likely be 1 native goat or German lamb, 3 keg of palmwine, 1 native big chicken, a bottle of palm oil, dried kpanla fish, and a pot of hot banga soup full of orishi rishi

Naaa, u got it all wrong
We use mangala fish or asa
U know, there is this old palm wine keg that's too heavy.
We have one in my house. Heard it was bought when poppsy was doing guyman
We call it ofe akwù. If u say banga soup in the east, they will look at you with one eye
Like is this one forming oyibo ABI wetin
Bad mouth everywhere. We get bad mouth for this country

Airloard:
Have been following this thread for some time.This is my first post.

Breakfast

Chaser brother welcome

cococandy:
Yes he’s all good.

You’ve found the secret button

Dear, the joy I get in cooking is when I see the food disappearing into the mouths of happy faces. Nothing beats that moment

I understand

sassysure:

Dear, the joy I get in cooking is when I see the food disappearing into the mouths of happy faces. Nothing beats that moment

Okay come on through brother/sister

Airloard:
Have been following this thread for some time.This is my first post.

Breakfast

cococandy:
I made okra with amala and goat stew for my DH last night.

He wasn’t feeling too well but immediately he finished eating it, story changed
Cook with love in your heart. It’s like medicine

That man no suppose de sick sef, with all d orishirishi

sassysure:

Dear, the joy I get in cooking is when I see the food disappearing into the mouths of happy faces. Nothing beats that moment

Yes. Nothing beats that feeling when the people you love enjoy your food .

Especially when they hum while eating...

cococandy:
Okay come on through brother/sister

No mind am o! Na chasers/prestonn/this new one