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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:36am On Dec 04, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

I have five wheels, though often think four;
You cannot use me without that one more;
You can put things in me, you can strap things on top of me;
You can't find me in the market, but you can still go shop.

What am I?

A car

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:59am On Dec 04, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

I have five wheels, though often think four;
You cannot use me without that one more;
You can put things in me, you can strap things on top of me;
You can't find me in the market, but you can still go shop.

What am I?

A car

primary school

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 1:17pm On Dec 04, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

I have five wheels, though often think four;
You cannot use me without that one more;
You can put things in me, you can strap things on top of me;
You can't find me in the market, but you can still go shop.

What am I?

too easy bro

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 3:33pm On Dec 04, 2019

hulk616:
If zidane did not remove valverde we would have beaten PSG. And there were many times benzema refused to shoot at goal

Z.... Out

if Zidane did not covet Hazard we would have been 2nd on the table angry

ifs ifs and ifs angry

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 3:39pm On Dec 04, 2019

BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling blessed with - pu7pl3, Nayo08, TheKingIsHere, hulk616, Ayanfe29, Hayqiu010, acegodstime, vibewithme, topher052, daddytime, gly, wizi44, PrincessB1 and 2,376,392 others.

Happy last month of the year!!!
Merry Christmas in advance!

Same to you bro cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by TheKingIsHere: 3:55pm On Dec 04, 2019

BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling blessed with - pu7pl3, Nayo08, TheKingIsHere, hulk616, Ayanfe29, Hayqiu010, acegodstime, vibewithme, topher052, daddytime, gly, wizi44, PrincessB1 and 2,376,392 others.

Happy last month of the year!!!
Merry Christmas in advance!

Merry Christmas in advance bro

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 6:48pm On Dec 04, 2019

TheKingIsHere:
Merry Christmas in advance bro

Nayo08:
Same to you bro

Two fingerz in za air for una cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 6:55pm On Dec 04, 2019

Answer to Riddle
- A car

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
pu7pl3!
hulk616!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:06pm On Dec 04, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your car? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:13pm On Dec 04, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your car?

A Carpet

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:47pm On Dec 04, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your car?

A carpet

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 11:16am On Dec 05, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your car?

a car-pet

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:21pm On Dec 05, 2019

Answer to Riddle
- Carpet

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
Nayo08!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:30pm On Dec 05, 2019

BankyGee, no riddle tonight? Not fair ooooo

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:07am On Dec 06, 2019

Ayanfe29:
BankyGee, no riddle tonight? Not fair ooooo

Ayanfemi, I was banned, sorry

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:09am On Dec 06, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Who has a neck but no head; Two arms but no hands? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:53am On Dec 06, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Who has a neck but no head;
Two arms but no hands?

A shirt

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:00am On Dec 06, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Who has a neck but no head;
Two arms but no hands?

Neckrun

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:17am On Dec 06, 2019

hulk616:
Neckrun

Yours will be different undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 11:34am On Dec 06, 2019

BankyGee:
Yours will be different

that why i m hulk

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:26pm On Dec 06, 2019

Answer to Riddle
- A shirt

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:34pm On Dec 06, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

What do Mathematics teachers like to eat? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:56pm On Dec 06, 2019

BankyGee:
Ayanfemi, I was banned, sorry

No p.... but what happened?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:07pm On Dec 06, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What do Mathematics teachers like to eat?

Three square meals

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 4:14am On Dec 07, 2019

Ayanfe29:
No p.... but what happened?

I posted a link on a thread and got banned

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:01am On Dec 07, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What do Mathematics teachers like to eat?

3² meals

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 3:10pm On Dec 07, 2019

Who is ready for this?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:29pm On Dec 07, 2019

Answer(s) to Riddle
- 3² meals
- Pi

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:34pm On Dec 07, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:37pm On Dec 07, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What do Mathematics teachers like to eat?

pi, tan

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:38pm On Dec 07, 2019

BankyGee:
Who is ready for this?

simple riddle
Me

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