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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:27pm On Dec 15, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

If Solomon was the son of David and Joab was the son of Zeruiah; What relation is Zeruiah to Joab? undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:28pm On Dec 15, 2019
theenchanter:
Ok, lemme follow this thread.
Op, u don get new customer wey won buy ur market sha.
Let's solve some riddles. cool
Welcome cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 9:34pm On Dec 15, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If Solomon was the son of David and Joab was the son of Zeruiah;
What relation is Zeruiah to Joab? undecided
his father. cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:59pm On Dec 15, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If Solomon was the son of David and Joab was the son of Zeruiah;
What relation is Zeruiah to Joab? undecided

His father now undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Lorbar(f): 7:20am On Dec 16, 2019
theenchanter:
Ok, lemme follow this thread.

Op, u don get new customer wey won buy ur market sha.

Let's solve some riddles. cool
Please mention me with your contact. Thanks.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 10:09am On Dec 16, 2019
Why's d OP not popping out riddles na? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:45am On Dec 16, 2019
theenchanter:
Why's d OP not popping out riddles na? undecided
I drop one riddle per day, expect the answer to the riddle and another riddle this night cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Lorbar(f): 11:47am On Dec 16, 2019
theenchanter:
Why's d OP not popping out riddles na? undecided
Waiting o
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 1:49pm On Dec 16, 2019
Lorbar:
Waiting o
are u still on whatsapp?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Lorbar(f): 2:39pm On Dec 16, 2019
theenchanter:
are u still on whatsapp?
Yes
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:39pm On Dec 16, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- His mother*

*Zeruiah is a woman grin

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:43pm On Dec 16, 2019
- GUYS, BE CAREFUL WHO YOU HELP!
My neighbor saw me bathing his chicken with hot water and he called me a thief angry
- If you give her Bible as Christmas gift and she rejects, dump her. It's Jesus' birthday, not her birthday undecided
- I thought poverty was a joke until I saw a man pricing NEPA bill, he was like:
"Oga, abeg how much for low current" grin
- I slapped you and you want to slap me back, do you want to kill me?
- So on the last day, we'll all give account of our life on Earth, me that is shy. I will just run and enter Heaven grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:59pm On Dec 17, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 10:14pm On Dec 17, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
an insurance man.

Yeye people. angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 3:37pm On Dec 18, 2019
BankyGee:
- GUYS, BE CAREFUL WHO YOU HELP!
My neighbor saw me bathing his chicken with hot water and he called me a thief angry
- If you give her Bible as Christmas gift and she rejects, dump her. It's Jesus' birthday, not her birthday undecided
- I thought poverty was a joke until I saw a man pricing NEPA bill, he was like:
"Oga, abeg how much for low current" grin
- I slapped you and you want to slap me back, do you want to kill me?
- So on the last day, we'll all give account of our life on Earth, me that is shy. I will just run and enter Heaven grin

TO BE CONTINUED
haha

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:53pm On Dec 18, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- An insurance man

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
theenchanter!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:02pm On Dec 18, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:15pm On Dec 18, 2019
Where is pu7pl3 na?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 10:13pm On Dec 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
the queen said "anyone I find guilty will lose his head"

The necklace wasn't stolen in the first place, the queen only wanted to get rid of some people.... the necklace is still with the queen, hence, she's also guilty but couldn't be beheaded. undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:32pm On Dec 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


His head...one of them was female

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:32pm On Dec 18, 2019
BankyGee:
Where is pu7pl3 na?

Present

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 10:37pm On Dec 18, 2019
pu7pl3:



His head...one of them was female
yeah, this should be it. cheesy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:13pm On Dec 19, 2019
Answer to Riddle
One of them was a female

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:17pm On Dec 19, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

How do you know when the night is nigh? undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:27pm On Dec 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


How do you know when the night is nigh? undecided

the sun starts to go down undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:55pm On Dec 20, 2019
Answer to Riddle
When the 't' in 'night' is removed grin

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:34pm On Dec 20, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

How do you know when a chair dislikes you? undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:33pm On Dec 20, 2019
ovcwality:

yeah cool
Am ready, bring on more riddles
cheesy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:40pm On Dec 20, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


How do you know when a chair dislikes you? undecided
when it can't bear you

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:51pm On Dec 20, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


How do you know when a chair dislikes you? undecided

When it can't bear your weight

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:23pm On Dec 20, 2019
See all of them have returned from their holes for the simple riddle

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:24am On Dec 21, 2019
pu7pl3:
See all of them have returned from their holes for the simple riddle


I'm sure this wasn't directed to me.... I don't want my conscience to start pricking me o

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