SmellingAnus:
Nice

Olajumoke11:
Not an active member in this section so am just gonna observe

DanDeeBoss:
Hehe... Stubborn Ar iza

Ariza:
How? . I dunno what you are talking about .

Which one be 56 again??

DanDeeBoss:
Which one be 56 again??

Ariza:
Hi Guys! It's here again! Nairaland 2019 slum book! Let's bring back love and fun here, it's time to appreciate those who have made our Nairaland year fun and worthwhile.

It’s very simple. Copy the following questions and try to answer them as sincerely as you can. You can skip questions you’re not comfortable answering.

Name-

Age-

Occupation-

Are you single, dating or married-

Those u like on Nairaland-

Those u dislike on Nairaland--

Those u find annoying-

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)-

Those you follow and wish follows you back-

Why do you follow the people you follow-

NLer that has sent u the most PMs-

How many PMs do you get on average in a day-

Nairalander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting-

Which Nairalnder is fake-

Nairalander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date-

Nairalander you can date or have a crush on

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) -

Your favorite Nairalander(s)

Your favorite mod

Funniest Nairalander(s)

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads

Nairalander(s) diary you stalk-

Nairalander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know-

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life-

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life-

NLer(S) you consider smart-

NL member that tries too hard-

NLer(s) you find intriguing-

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-

Which other sections do you visit except romance?

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section

Nler that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.

Who do u often agree with

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)

Who is Nairaland Mr/Ms. nice guy

Who is Nairaland Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).

Who is Nairaland Mr/Ms. douchebag

In what way has Nairaland impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote)

Shoutout to:



[b]P:S This thread is for fun and not an avenue to get at someone or throw subtle jibes. If someone says something about you, remember it’s their opinion and not the truth. Please let’s be mature and guided. .


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Ariza:
That's my real age nah. oya fill yours.

Iamgrey5:
Ari za i sight you
56 ko 22 ni

Ariza:
Na so nah
How have you been?

Iamgrey5:
I good jare.

I am as bored as jare.

Enu gbe jare.

No sales at all. It's like Baba Bubu is fucking us all jare.

Ariza:
Ahhhhhhh olorun maa ma je ki asiru tu ke.

Make sales come ooo ...

Ryan03:
Name-

Age- 24

Occupation- employed (may I add underemployed)

Are you single, dating or married- dating

Those u like on Nairaland- pocohantas kneehighbootz cococandy Tellemall AmazonTopaz

Those u dislike on Nairaland-- red pullers and twisted feminists

Those u find annoying- mamagee red pullers, twisted feminists

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)- pocohantas biglittlelois cococandy

Those you follow and wish follows you back- pocohantas biglittlelois cococandy

Why do you follow the people you follow- we seem to share same line of thoughts

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- none

How many PMs do you get on average in a day- none

Nairalander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- ubunja donstan18

Which Nairalnder is fake- Martinz39 Amaratasha

Nairalander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date- none

Nairalander you can date or have a crush on pocohantas

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) - the babe too get sense. Her type is rare

Your favorite Nairalander(s) pocohantas

Your favorite mod none

Funniest Nairalander(s) can't remember their monikas

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads daddytime

Nairalander(s) diary you stalk-none

Nairalander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? Can't remember her name. She is an atheist, can't seem to flow with someone who thinks my religion is stupid.

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know- I dont know

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- donstan18

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life-

NLer(S) you consider smart- queen pocohantas

NL member that tries too hard- donstan18 martinz39

NLer(s) you find intriguing- pocohantas cococandy kneehighbootz

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer none

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-


I don tire

Ryan03:
Name-

Age- 24

Occupation- employed (may I add underemployed)

Are you single, dating or married- dating

Those u like on Nairaland- pocohantas kneehighbootz cococandy Tellemall AmazonTopaz

Those u dislike on Nairaland-- red pullers and twisted feminists

Those u find annoying- mamagee red pullers, twisted feminists

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)- pocohantas biglittlelois cococandy

Those you follow and wish follows you back- pocohantas biglittlelois cococandy

Why do you follow the people you follow- we seem to share same line of thoughts

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- none

How many PMs do you get on average in a day- none

Nairalander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- ubunja donstan18

Which Nairalnder is fake- Martinz39 Amaratasha

Nairalander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date- none

Nairalander you can date or have a crush on pocohantas

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) - the babe too get sense. Her type is rare

Your favorite Nairalander(s) pocohantas

Your favorite mod none

Funniest Nairalander(s) can't remember their monikas

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads daddytime

Nairalander(s) diary you stalk-none

Nairalander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? Can't remember her name. She is an atheist, can't seem to flow with someone who thinks my religion is stupid.

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know- I dont know

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- donstan18

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life-

NLer(S) you consider smart- queen pocohantas

NL member that tries too hard- donstan18 martinz39

NLer(s) you find intriguing- pocohantas cococandy kneehighbootz

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer none

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-


I don tire

Ryan03:
Name-

Age- 24

Occupation- employed (may I add underemployed)

Are you single, dating or married- dating

Those u like on Nairaland- pocohantas kneehighbootz cococandy Tellemall AmazonTopaz

Those u dislike on Nairaland-- red pullers and twisted feminists

Those u find annoying- mamagee red pullers, twisted feminists

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)- pocohantas biglittlelois cococandy

Those you follow and wish follows you back- pocohantas biglittlelois cococandy

Why do you follow the people you follow- we seem to share same line of thoughts

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- none

How many PMs do you get on average in a day- none

Nairalander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- ubunja donstan18

Which Nairalnder is fake- Martinz39 Amaratasha

Nairalander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date- none

Nairalander you can date or have a crush on pocohantas

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) - the babe too get sense. Her type is rare

Your favorite Nairalander(s) pocohantas

Your favorite mod none

Funniest Nairalander(s) can't remember their monikas

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads daddytime

Nairalander(s) diary you stalk-none

Nairalander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? Can't remember her name. She is an atheist, can't seem to flow with someone who thinks my religion is stupid.

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know- I dont know

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- donstan18

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life-

NLer(S) you consider smart- queen pocohantas

NL member that tries too hard- donstan18 martinz39

NLer(s) you find intriguing- pocohantas cococandy kneehighbootz

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer none

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-


I don tire

Name- Tom

Age- 27

Occupation- nil

Are you single, dating or married- married

Those u like on Nairaland- babyfaceafrica mysticgal laveda jollyjoy hungerbad ymodulus madridguy livingsavage ilegend lordreed akin1212 mrcock

Those u dislike on Nairaland-- zombies

Those u find annoying- talkatives

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)-
Explorers
Those you follow and wish follows you back-

Why do you follow the people you follow- ..

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- none of your business

How many PMs do you get on average in a day- 25

Nairalander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting-nil

Which Nairalnder is fake- I don't really care but amatashara

Nairalander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date-
NONE
Nairalander you can date or have a crush on-

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) - none of your business

Your favorite Nairalander(s) - lordreed akin1212 budaatum muttleylaff babyfaceafrica
Your favorite mod-
None
Funniest Nairalander(s)- lefulefu

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads- tosyntoomuch or what's username

Nairalander(s) diary you stalk- I don't stalk

Nairalander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? - NoNe

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know- final
NONE
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- stupidity muttleylaff annyplenty

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life- none

NLer(S) you consider smart- lordreed

NL member that tries too hard- amatashara
NLer(s) you find intriguing-nil

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer
None
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from- nil

Which other sections do you visit except romance? Religion

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section

Nler that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.
None
Who do u often agree with- budaatum

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)- nil

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)- nil

Who is Nairaland Mr/Ms. nice guy - nil

Who is Nairaland Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious). Uyailincomp...

Who is Nairaland Mr/Ms. douchebag- onila ilamina

In what way has Nairaland impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)- financially...

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote) just paint me thinking bout my next kill

Shoutout to: [/color] budaatum

finalboss:
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