blessingsonflee:
Lastly, no matter how hungry you are , when your father in-law invites you to eat with him say “NO “! . No go think say dem like you na him maoke he tell you “come chop” . If you do , just know say na your last supper you chop so . Make dem no go tag you as hungry guy-man wey no go fit feed their daughter.

pocohantas:
Nice thread OP. Let me add,

How many are you in your family?

If he is the FIRST SON from a family of 10 and the last 3 are still in school. They will assume their daughter has 3 children before she born sef. The inlaws will most likely see her as a competition or stumbling block. It is not easy being married to the pillar of a home.

Your siblings?

Igbo fathers be like "Umunne gi kwanu?"
He doesn't just want to hear "ahu di ha mma", he wants to hear their profile too.

"Oh, my elder brother is a doctor in the US. My younger sister works with FIRS. The one after her is an engineer in Shell"...IMPRESSIVE!

Your daughter has chances of going to the abroad to give birth. Also, when everybody in a family is doing well, phone dey ring, family dey call, you no go dey fear to pick am. Christmas in the villa would be like getaway. Not, umu Remigius mere nka, ha me nka. Ana akoheri.

Where do you base?
Naija parents don't like their daughters going too far, especially Igbos. They want where they can easily come for omugwo. This far distance doesn't include abroad o. Abroad is not far at all.

It will also help them know where their daughter has been going all the while she didn't return home for ASUU strike.

---

If you wan see where Naija alpha male humble, take him to your father. E go ask you mumu question for doormot. Should I remove my slippers? You'll be like "baby just enter!!!"

ValCon888:
Nonsense and ingredient questions. Money changes situations. Just drop your Range Rover or Bentley key on the sitting room table and you'll be the one questioning her father.

In fact, he'll be giving you answers without you asking any question.

Munzy14:

Word!...

My family doesn't care about your wealth, what matters is are u educated... lol... operation eliminate stark illiterates...

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My first meeting with my wife's parents was funny as hell. Thank God the old man has a sense of humor. I mistook him for the gardener, he was wearing gloves and trimming flowers when I arrived. I was like 'is your oga around?' He looked me over and said 'are you a clown or you just lack manners?' I realised who he was at that point. Then to worsen thing, at dinner I accidentally knocked a pitcher of water into his soup. My wife looked like she would faint. Today we are best buds. Inside life

pocohantas:
Nice thread OP. Let me add,

How many are you in your family?

If he is the FIRST SON from a family of 10 and the last 3 are still in school. They will assume their daughter has 3 children before she born sef. The inlaws will most likely see her as a competition or stumbling block. It is not easy being married to the pillar of a home.

Your siblings?

Igbo fathers be like "Umunne gi kwanu?"
He doesn't just want to hear "ahu di ha mma", he wants to hear their profile too.

"Oh, my elder brother is a doctor in the US. My younger sister works with FIRS. The one after her is an engineer in Shell"...IMPRESSIVE!

Your daughter has chances of going to the abroad to give birth. Also, when everybody in a family is doing well, phone dey ring, family dey call, you no go dey fear to pick am. Christmas in the villa would be like getaway. Not, umu Remigius mere nka, ha me nka. Ana akoheri.

Where do you base?
Naija parents don't like their daughters going too far, especially Igbos. They want where they can easily come for omugwo. This far distance doesn't include abroad o. Abroad is not far at all.

It will also help them know where their daughter has been going all the while she didn't return home for ASUU strike.

---

If you wan see where Naija alpha male humble, take him to your father. E go ask you mumu question for doormot. Should I remove my slippers? You'll be like "baby just enter!!!"

ValCon888:
Nonsense and ingredient questions. Money changes situations. Just drop your Range Rover or Bentley key on the sitting room table and you'll be the one questioning her father.

In fact, he'll be giving you answers without you asking any question.

Gettreadyy:


what if he insists ?

when I'm ready to visit my in-laws to be for the first time, I will go with an expensive alcoholic and non alcoholic wine as gifts with an average size cake.

my appearance alone will wow them and they will remove the thought that he is broke.

I Will be prepared, I will charm them with my words and actions.

while leaving i will give her siblings in the house some money and maybe her mother too defending (if I deem it fit) they may love me instantly.

But I ain't doing any of the things mentioned above because i want a baby mama. don't ask me why

Kirinwa:


Like seriously?

Greatzeus:
All these questions won't be necessary if you are rich and successful. Your in laws to be will respect you,even if they will ask these questions at all their tone will be different, compared to a average earner or broke guy
" Being poor is the root of all evil, get money my ni ggas"...Rick Ross

xcelentattitude:


He seemed to me like a principled man.

Please tell us more about the father.

ValCon888:
Nonsense and ingredient questions. Money changes situations. Just drop your Range Rover or Bentley key on the sitting room table and you'll be the one questioning her father.

In fact, he'll be giving you answers without you asking any question.

blessingsonflee:
Lastly, no matter how hungry you are , when your father in-law invites you to eat with him say “NO “! . No go think say dem like you na him make he tell you “come chop” . If you do , just know say na your last supper you chop so . Make dem no go tag you as hungry guy-man wey no go fit feed their daughter.

backbone503:


Its complexity lies in its simplicity.

Gettreadyy:


what if he insists ?

when I'm ready to visit my in-laws to be for the first time, I will go with an expensive alcoholic and non alcoholic wine as gifts with an average size cake.

my appearance alone will wow them and they will remove the thought that he is broke.

I Will be prepared, I will charm them with my words and actions.

while leaving i will give her siblings in the house some money and maybe her mother too defending (if I deem it fit) they may love me instantly.

But I ain't doing any of the things mentioned above because i want a baby mama. don't ask me why

ValCon888:
Nonsense and ingredient questions. Money changes situations. Just drop your Range Rover or Bentley key on the sitting room table and you'll be the one questioning her father.

In fact, he'll be giving you answers without you asking any question.

pocohantas:


A roaring lion kills no game.

You better read and learn.

Geophilip:
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micronut:


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blessingsonflee post=8lrt5515312:
Except you are going with your own alcohol. Some in-laws can be difficult and choose to test you in anyway even with your money or how you look before giving their daughter out

Kirinwa:


See gbege. Why you go eat for first meeting? Ojukokoro

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lexy2014:


Let's just print a book and give to vendors to hawk at bus parks. Going to see ones in-laws to be doesn't have to be an exam or interview that u have prepare for

ValCon888:
Nonsense and ingredient questions. Money changes situations. Just drop your Range Rover or Bentley key on the sitting room table and you'll be the one questioning her father.

In fact, he'll be giving you answers without you asking any question.

pocohantas:
Nice thread OP. Let me add,

How many are you in your family?

If he is the FIRST SON from a family of 10 and the last 3 are still in school. They will assume their daughter has 3 children before she born sef. The inlaws will most likely see her as a competition or stumbling block. It is not easy being married to the pillar of a home.

Your siblings?

Igbo fathers be like "Umunne gi kwanu?"
He doesn't just want to hear "ahu di ha mma", he wants to hear their profile too.

"Oh, my elder brother is a doctor in the US. My younger sister works with FIRS. The one after her is an engineer in Shell"...IMPRESSIVE!

Your daughter has chances of going to the abroad to give birth. Also, when everybody in a family is doing well, phone dey ring, family dey call, you no go dey fear to pick am. Christmas in the villa would be like getaway. Not, umu Remigius mere nka, ha me nka. Ana akoheri.

Where do you base?
Naija parents don't like their daughters going too far, especially Igbos. They want where they can easily come for omugwo. This far distance doesn't include abroad o. Abroad is not far at all.

It will also help them know where their daughter has been going all the while she didn't return home for ASUU strike.

---

If you wan see where Naija alpha male humble, take him to your father. E go ask you mumu question for doormot. Should I remove my slippers? You'll be like "baby just enter!!!"

BrainSanitizer:
Make sure you edit your social media accounts, especially Facebook before going to see your would-be inlaws.
If you know you know.