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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by opylog(m): 11:22pm On Jan 05, 2020
Gemini13:
I like the news I am hearing.. This week is loaded.

oga! spit out your news, atleast you've been reading other people's news undecided
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 11:44pm On Jan 05, 2020
number5:
Being a member of this thread from inception made my mind wonder around the pages. As the official Historian of the almost now defunct AOLMAW, and for the sole purpose of comic relief, i present to you, the various categories of sources/sauces we've had, have and will have in this prestigious thread.

NB*: i will not be mentioning examples of some sensitive types as i wouldn't want to be lynched by some Grupo's grin in the towers.

1.SWEET SAUCES: they know the exact news that everyone connected to the recruitment wants to hear(closure) and thus, they get information from God knows were and add a title source(e.g COO, IT guy, GMD's Son, tower cleaner, tower dustbin man etc) to garnish the taste in the hearts of respective audience. E.g see NB* above

2. UNRIPE SAUCE:They know or claim to know so many things about the underground processes involved in selection of candidates such as highest scorers, selection criteria, why the will disqualify people with kwashiokor during medicals etc, but they can not tell you anything tangible about when APL will show or why it is delayed e.g cliffwoods, flowwolf09,Urbanist, tonyhopkins, C12112 etc

3. HERBAL SAUCE:They give info concerning date of APL release with such aggression and assurance that triggers the community of local men and women, only for you to find out that its from their dream or vision or intuition e.g Gbyms, lordlight etc

4. BURNT SAUCES they give release date of APL as quoted by their 'sure sauce' who is in charge of the 'list' they are never radical about it though, are always matured in their dispensation. One key attribute about them however is that they always say 'this is their last post' but always return with another date when the original one fails.. They are the most liked sourceres by the AOLMAW and are the one's keeping this thread going grin e.g scobyy2007, Easymoneysniper, napoleon etc

5. BITTERSWEET SAUCES :You always know their info is a PURE LIE but because its what everyone wants to hear, everbody aside the grupo's keep pampering them...its the stage you pass through before you fall into the 'burnt sauce' category e.g check NB* above

6. SALTY SAUCE :They always claim to or act as if they have one seriously sure source from untop the gmd's office, They hardly ever drop any info here as regarding the APL release date but are always very quick to throw subtle jibes or sheepishly discredit other peoples info e.g local pumpingson woman grin, larride, flowolf09, etc

7. SOURED SAUCE :You hardly ever know if they have any source at all, they have had several frustrations and disappointment with the Nigeria system of recruitment and so they always doubt if anything good can come in the form of recruitment...these ones, even when they bring goodnews about APL, dey add badnews inside to make sure we are not overly excited. e.g Orijinofkalu, etc

8. TASTELESS SAUCE :All their sauce always come with a condition,barring any last minuite change grin, once you see them, run for your life, na dem grin

9. RAW SAUCE :this ones have somebody somewhere who knows a gateman in an NNPC filling station somewere in katampe who is giving dem info, they dont care about the outcome of the recruitment weda they get APL or not, they are most interested and excited in giving us info, so they give it to us the way it comes, dey dont even listen to d info themselves, they just foward it as their sauce sent it and they always attach evidence.. This group can never be triggered as they get maximum satisfaction in getting the previledge to give us sauce info.. e.g, 1000airplanes grin

10. CREAMY SAUCE :Anything that doesn't concern olajengbesi is not their business, they like to talk about court case so much, they always provoke Teaser4 to rain down the curses grin

10. DEADLY SAUCE :This one's dont like goodnews at all, whenever they call their source, they are like "uncle, have they finally cancelled the recruitment? When will they announce the cancellation? e.g check NB* above grin


11. ACIDIC SAUCE :oh lawd cry in short, ademmy, muham3dd etc

12. SUCCULENT SAUCE :They always behave like a robot, you can predict their next post even as you are reading this now, they are the spirikoko pipu with mfm written allover their forehead, take a minuite to imagin they are your office mate in the towers grin E.g Naijatruthooha cheesy

13. SPICY SAUCE :They dont talk much, you don't need evidences to know that either they work in the towers or have strong connect in the towers, who give them the most accurate info known to anyone in the towers aside the gmd and human resource e.g panalyst, cavalier

14. DIRTY SAUCE :This ones actually have some info from their source but are always asking us to help them confirm if the info is true, or they use a comical way to relay their info to us so as to avoid being tackled. e.g ladyjane

15. SAUSAGE SAUCE :These ones know exactly whats going on with the recruitment, but ain't dropping any info. They come here often to confirm their info and for comic relief. They are just waiting for the appointed time, some of them secretly wish it to delay small for their own selfish reasons.
lol... I hail bro

Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Sulleymanimam(m): 12:02am On Jan 06, 2020
number5:
Being a member of this thread from inception made my mind wonder around the pages. As the official Historian of the almost now defunct AOLMAW, and for the sole purpose of comic relief, i present to you, the various categories of sources/sauces we've had, have and will have in this prestigious thread.

NB*: i will not be mentioning examples of some sensitive types as i wouldn't want to be lynched by some Grupo's grin in the towers.

1.SWEET SAUCES: they know the exact news that everyone connected to the recruitment wants to hear(closure) and thus, they get information from God knows were and add a title source(e.g COO, IT guy, GMD's Son, tower cleaner, tower dustbin man etc) to garnish the taste in the hearts of respective audience. E.g see NB* above

2. UNRIPE SAUCE:They know or claim to know so many things about the underground processes involved in selection of candidates such as highest scorers, selection criteria, why the will disqualify people with kwashiokor during medicals etc, but they can not tell you anything tangible about when APL will show or why it is delayed e.g cliffwoods, flowwolf09,Urbanist, tonyhopkins, C12112 etc

3. HERBAL SAUCE:They give info concerning date of APL release with such aggression and assurance that triggers the community of local men and women, only for you to find out that its from their dream or vision or intuition e.g Gbyms, lordlight etc

4. BURNT SAUCES they give release date of APL as quoted by their 'sure sauce' who is in charge of the 'list' they are never radical about it though, are always matured in their dispensation. One key attribute about them however is that they always say 'this is their last post' but always return with another date when the original one fails.. They are the most liked sourceres by the AOLMAW and are the one's keeping this thread going grin e.g scobyy2007, Easymoneysniper, napoleon etc

5. BITTERSWEET SAUCES :You always know their info is a PURE LIE but because its what everyone wants to hear, everbody aside the grupo's keep pampering them...its the stage you pass through before you fall into the 'burnt sauce' category e.g check NB* above

6. SALTY SAUCE :They always claim to or act as if they have one seriously sure source from untop the gmd's office, They hardly ever drop any info here as regarding the APL release date but are always very quick to throw subtle jibes or sheepishly discredit other peoples info e.g local pumpingson woman grin, larride, flowolf09, etc

7. SOURED SAUCE :You hardly ever know if they have any source at all, they have had several frustrations and disappointment with the Nigeria system of recruitment and so they always doubt if anything good can come in the form of recruitment...these ones, even when they bring goodnews about APL, dey add badnews inside to make sure we are not overly excited. e.g Orijinofkalu, etc

8. TASTELESS SAUCE :All their sauce always come with a condition,barring any last minuite change grin, once you see them, run for your life, na dem grin

9. RAW SAUCE :this ones have somebody somewhere who knows a gateman in an NNPC filling station somewere in katampe who is giving dem info, they dont care about the outcome of the recruitment weda they get APL or not, they are most interested and excited in giving us info, so they give it to us the way it comes, dey dont even listen to d info themselves, they just foward it as their sauce sent it and they always attach evidence.. This group can never be triggered as they get maximum satisfaction in getting the previledge to give us sauce info.. e.g, 1000airplanes grin

10. CREAMY SAUCE :Anything that doesn't concern olajengbesi is not their business, they like to talk about court case so much, they always provoke Teaser4 to rain down the curses grin

10. DEADLY SAUCE :This one's dont like goodnews at all, whenever they call their source, they are like "uncle, have they finally cancelled the recruitment? When will they announce the cancellation? e.g check NB* above grin


11. ACIDIC SAUCE :oh lawd cry in short, ademmy, muham3dd etc

12. SUCCULENT SAUCE :They always behave like a robot, you can predict their next post even as you are reading this now, they are the spirikoko pipu with mfm written allover their forehead, take a minuite to imagin they are your office mate in the towers grin E.g Naijatruthooha cheesy

13. SPICY SAUCE :They dont talk much, you don't need evidences to know that either they work in the towers or have strong connect in the towers, who give them the most accurate info known to anyone in the towers aside the gmd and human resource e.g panalyst, cavalier

14. DIRTY SAUCE :This ones actually have some info from their source but are always asking us to help them confirm if the info is true, or they use a comical way to relay their info to us so as to avoid being tackled. e.g ladyjane

15. SAUSAGE SAUCE :These ones know exactly whats going on with the recruitment, but ain't dropping any info. They come here often to confirm their info and for comic relief. They are just waiting for the appointed time, some of them secretly wish it to delay small for their own selfish reasons.
MAY YOUR PEN NEVER GET DRY!!!

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 12:29am On Jan 06, 2020
number5:
Being a member of this thread from inception made my mind wonder around the pages. As the official Historian of the almost now defunct AOLMAW, and for the sole purpose of comic relief, i present to you, the various categories of sources/sauces we've had, have and will have in this prestigious thread.

NB*: i will not be mentioning examples of some sensitive types as i wouldn't want to be lynched by some Grupo's grin in the towers.

1.SWEET SAUCES: they know the exact news that everyone connected to the recruitment wants to hear(closure) and thus, they get information from God knows were and add a title source(e.g COO, IT guy, GMD's Son, tower cleaner, tower dustbin man etc) to garnish the taste in the hearts of respective audience. E.g see NB* above

2. UNRIPE SAUCE:They know or claim to know so many things about the underground processes involved in selection of candidates such as highest scorers, selection criteria, why the will disqualify people with kwashiokor during medicals etc, but they can not tell you anything tangible about when APL will show or why it is delayed e.g cliffwoods, flowwolf09,Urbanist, tonyhopkins, C12112 etc

3. HERBAL SAUCE:They give info concerning date of APL release with such aggression and assurance that triggers the community of local men and women, only for you to find out that its from their dream or vision or intuition e.g Gbyms, lordlight etc

4. BURNT SAUCES they give release date of APL as quoted by their 'sure sauce' who is in charge of the 'list' they are never radical about it though, are always matured in their dispensation. One key attribute about them however is that they always say 'this is their last post' but always return with another date when the original one fails.. They are the most liked sourceres by the AOLMAW and are the one's keeping this thread going grin e.g scobyy2007, Easymoneysniper, napoleon etc

5. BITTERSWEET SAUCES :You always know their info is a PURE LIE but because its what everyone wants to hear, everbody aside the grupo's keep pampering them...its the stage you pass through before you fall into the 'burnt sauce' category e.g check NB* above

6. SALTY SAUCE :They always claim to or act as if they have one seriously sure source from untop the gmd's office, They hardly ever drop any info here as regarding the APL release date but are always very quick to throw subtle jibes or sheepishly discredit other peoples info e.g local pumpingson woman grin, larride, flowolf09, etc

7. SOURED SAUCE :You hardly ever know if they have any source at all, they have had several frustrations and disappointment with the Nigeria system of recruitment and so they always doubt if anything good can come in the form of recruitment...these ones, even when they bring goodnews about APL, dey add badnews inside to make sure we are not overly excited. e.g Orijinofkalu, etc

8. TASTELESS SAUCE :All their sauce always come with a condition,barring any last minuite change grin, once you see them, run for your life, na dem grin

9. RAW SAUCE :this ones have somebody somewhere who knows a gateman in an NNPC filling station somewere in katampe who is giving dem info, they dont care about the outcome of the recruitment weda they get APL or not, they are most interested and excited in giving us info, so they give it to us the way it comes, dey dont even listen to d info themselves, they just foward it as their sauce sent it and they always attach evidence.. This group can never be triggered as they get maximum satisfaction in getting the previledge to give us sauce info.. e.g, 1000airplanes grin

10. CREAMY SAUCE :Anything that doesn't concern olajengbesi is not their business, they like to talk about court case so much, they always provoke Teaser4 to rain down the curses grin

10. DEADLY SAUCE :This one's dont like goodnews at all, whenever they call their source, they are like "uncle, have they finally cancelled the recruitment? When will they announce the cancellation? e.g check NB* above grin


11. ACIDIC SAUCE :oh lawd cry in short, ademmy, muham3dd etc

12. SUCCULENT SAUCE :They always behave like a robot, you can predict their next post even as you are reading this now, they are the spirikoko pipu with mfm written allover their forehead, take a minuite to imagin they are your office mate in the towers grin E.g Naijatruthooha cheesy

13. SPICY SAUCE :They dont talk much, you don't need evidences to know that either they work in the towers or have strong connect in the towers, who give them the most accurate info known to anyone in the towers aside the gmd and human resource e.g panalyst, cavalier

14. DIRTY SAUCE :This ones actually have some info from their source but are always asking us to help them confirm if the info is true, or they use a comical way to relay their info to us so as to avoid being tackled. e.g ladyjane

15. SAUSAGE SAUCE :These ones know exactly whats going on with the recruitment, but ain't dropping any info. They come here often to confirm their info and for comic relief. They are just waiting for the appointed time, some of them secretly wish it to delay small for their own selfish reasons.

Lol... kudos Number5. That nø10 mad oh. They even want to induce the cancellation themselves.

For no12, Abeg leave Apostle Hooha alone oh. At least if him dey your office, no evil presence or person go survive or tarry.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Gbyms: 12:42am On Jan 06, 2020
number5:
Being a member of this thread from inception made my mind wonder around the pages. As the official Historian of the almost now defunct AOLMAW, and for the sole purpose of comic relief, i present to you, the various categories of sources/sauces we've had, have and will have in this prestigious thread.

NB*: i will not be mentioning examples of some sensitive types as i wouldn't want to be lynched by some Grupo's grin in the towers.

1.SWEET SAUCES: they know the exact news that everyone connected to the recruitment wants to hear(closure) and thus, they get information from God knows were and add a title source(e.g COO, IT guy, GMD's Son, tower cleaner, tower dustbin man etc) to garnish the taste in the hearts of respective audience. E.g see NB* above

2. UNRIPE SAUCE:They know or claim to know so many things about the underground processes involved in selection of candidates such as highest scorers, selection criteria, why the will disqualify people with kwashiokor during medicals etc, but they can not tell you anything tangible about when APL will show or why it is delayed e.g cliffwoods, flowwolf09,Urbanist, tonyhopkins, C12112 etc

3. HERBAL SAUCE:They give info concerning date of APL release with such aggression and assurance that triggers the community of local men and women, only for you to find out that its from their dream or vision or intuition e.g Gbyms, lordlight etc

4. BURNT SAUCES they give release date of APL as quoted by their 'sure sauce' who is in charge of the 'list' they are never radical about it though, are always matured in their dispensation. One key attribute about them however is that they always say 'this is their last post' but always return with another date when the original one fails.. They are the most liked sourceres by the AOLMAW and are the one's keeping this thread going grin e.g scobyy2007, Easymoneysniper, napoleon etc

5. BITTERSWEET SAUCES :You always know their info is a PURE LIE but because its what everyone wants to hear, everbody aside the grupo's keep pampering them...its the stage you pass through before you fall into the 'burnt sauce' category e.g check NB* above

6. SALTY SAUCE :They always claim to or act as if they have one seriously sure source from untop the gmd's office, They hardly ever drop any info here as regarding the APL release date but are always very quick to throw subtle jibes or sheepishly discredit other peoples info e.g local pumpingson woman grin, larride, flowolf09, etc

7. SOURED SAUCE :You hardly ever know if they have any source at all, they have had several frustrations and disappointment with the Nigeria system of recruitment and so they always doubt if anything good can come in the form of recruitment...these ones, even when they bring goodnews about APL, dey add badnews inside to make sure we are not overly excited. e.g Orijinofkalu, etc

8. TASTELESS SAUCE :All their sauce always come with a condition,barring any last minuite change grin, once you see them, run for your life, na dem grin

9. RAW SAUCE :this ones have somebody somewhere who knows a gateman in an NNPC filling station somewere in katampe who is giving dem info, they dont care about the outcome of the recruitment weda they get APL or not, they are most interested and excited in giving us info, so they give it to us the way it comes, dey dont even listen to d info themselves, they just foward it as their sauce sent it and they always attach evidence.. This group can never be triggered as they get maximum satisfaction in getting the previledge to give us sauce info.. e.g, 1000airplanes grin

10. CREAMY SAUCE :Anything that doesn't concern olajengbesi is not their business, they like to talk about court case so much, they always provoke Teaser4 to rain down the curses grin

10. DEADLY SAUCE :This one's dont like goodnews at all, whenever they call their source, they are like "uncle, have they finally cancelled the recruitment? When will they announce the cancellation? e.g check NB* above grin


11. ACIDIC SAUCE :oh lawd cry in short, ademmy, muham3dd etc

12. SUCCULENT SAUCE :They always behave like a robot, you can predict their next post even as you are reading this now, they are the spirikoko pipu with mfm written allover their forehead, take a minuite to imagin they are your office mate in the towers grin E.g Naijatruthooha cheesy

13. SPICY SAUCE :They dont talk much, you don't need evidences to know that either they work in the towers or have strong connect in the towers, who give them the most accurate info known to anyone in the towers aside the gmd and human resource e.g panalyst, cavalier

14. DIRTY SAUCE :This ones actually have some info from their source but are always asking us to help them confirm if the info is true, or they use a comical way to relay their info to us so as to avoid being tackled. e.g ladyjane

15. SAUSAGE SAUCE :These ones know exactly whats going on with the recruitment, but ain't dropping any info. They come here often to confirm their info and for comic relief. They are just waiting for the appointed time, some of them secretly wish it to delay small for their own selfish reasons.
Haha. Number 14.
I actually saw this recruitment 3 months before it started. Helped me get onshore on time lol.
I’ve been trying to get actual APL release date but no signal.
Let’s be watching for 20th. Please don’t quote me. I’m herbal

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 2:07am On Jan 06, 2020
iammiracle1:


Bro, can the friend assist for Msc?


So why are you not applying to PTDF right now!!!...
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 2:15am On Jan 06, 2020
number5:
Being a member of this thread from inception made my mind wonder around the pages. As the official Historian of the almost now defunct AOLMAW, and for the sole purpose of comic relief, i present to you, the various categories of sources/sauces we've had, have and will have in this prestigious thread.

NB*: i will not be mentioning examples of some sensitive types as i wouldn't want to be lynched by some Grupo's grin in the towers.

1.SWEET SAUCES: they know the exact news that everyone connected to the recruitment wants to hear(closure) and thus, they get information from God knows were and add a title source(e.g COO, IT guy, GMD's Son, tower cleaner, tower dustbin man etc) to garnish the taste in the hearts of respective audience. E.g see NB* above

2. UNRIPE SAUCE:They know or claim to know so many things about the underground processes involved in selection of candidates such as highest scorers, selection criteria, why the will disqualify people with kwashiokor during medicals etc, but they can not tell you anything tangible about when APL will show or why it is delayed e.g cliffwoods, flowwolf09,Urbanist, tonyhopkins, C12112 etc

3. HERBAL SAUCE:They give info concerning date of APL release with such aggression and assurance that triggers the community of local men and women, only for you to find out that its from their dream or vision or intuition e.g Gbyms, lordlight etc

4. BURNT SAUCES they give release date of APL as quoted by their 'sure sauce' who is in charge of the 'list' they are never radical about it though, are always matured in their dispensation. One key attribute about them however is that they always say 'this is their last post' but always return with another date when the original one fails.. They are the most liked sourceres by the AOLMAW and are the one's keeping this thread going grin e.g scobyy2007, Easymoneysniper, napoleon etc

5. BITTERSWEET SAUCES :You always know their info is a PURE LIE but because its what everyone wants to hear, everbody aside the grupo's keep pampering them...its the stage you pass through before you fall into the 'burnt sauce' category e.g check NB* above

6. SALTY SAUCE :They always claim to or act as if they have one seriously sure source from untop the gmd's office, They hardly ever drop any info here as regarding the APL release date but are always very quick to throw subtle jibes or sheepishly discredit other peoples info e.g local pumpingson woman grin, larride, flowolf09, etc

7. SOURED SAUCE :You hardly ever know if they have any source at all, they have had several frustrations and disappointment with the Nigeria system of recruitment and so they always doubt if anything good can come in the form of recruitment...these ones, even when they bring goodnews about APL, dey add badnews inside to make sure we are not overly excited. e.g Orijinofkalu, etc

8. TASTELESS SAUCE :All their sauce always come with a condition,barring any last minuite change grin, once you see them, run for your life, na dem grin

9. RAW SAUCE :this ones have somebody somewhere who knows a gateman in an NNPC filling station somewere in katampe who is giving dem info, they dont care about the outcome of the recruitment weda they get APL or not, they are most interested and excited in giving us info, so they give it to us the way it comes, dey dont even listen to d info themselves, they just foward it as their sauce sent it and they always attach evidence.. This group can never be triggered as they get maximum satisfaction in getting the previledge to give us sauce info.. e.g, 1000airplanes grin

10. CREAMY SAUCE :Anything that doesn't concern olajengbesi is not their business, they like to talk about court case so much, they always provoke Teaser4 to rain down the curses grin

10. DEADLY SAUCE :This one's dont like goodnews at all, whenever they call their source, they are like "uncle, have they finally cancelled the recruitment? When will they announce the cancellation? e.g check NB* above grin


11. ACIDIC SAUCE :oh lawd cry in short, ademmy, muham3dd etc

12. SUCCULENT SAUCE :They always behave like a robot, you can predict their next post even as you are reading this now, they are the spirikoko pipu with mfm written allover their forehead, take a minuite to imagin they are your office mate in the towers grin E.g Naijatruthooha cheesy

13. SPICY SAUCE :They dont talk much, you don't need evidences to know that either they work in the towers or have strong connect in the towers, who give them the most accurate info known to anyone in the towers aside the gmd and human resource e.g panalyst, cavalier

14. DIRTY SAUCE :This ones actually have some info from their source but are always asking us to help them confirm if the info is true, or they use a comical way to relay their info to us so as to avoid being tackled. e.g ladyjane

15. SAUSAGE SAUCE :These ones know exactly whats going on with the recruitment, but ain't dropping any info. They come here often to confirm their info and for comic relief. They are just waiting for the appointed time, some of them secretly wish it to delay small for their own selfish reasons.

Intellectual writing
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by dalhjana: 5:48am On Jan 06, 2020
Gemini13:
I like the news I am hearing.. This week is loaded.
Will you keep kwayet.. You wen deaf. you no hear anything.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by dalhjana: 5:51am On Jan 06, 2020
number5:
Being a member of this thread from inception made my mind wonder around the pages. As the official Historian of the almost now defunct AOLMAW, and for the sole purpose of comic relief, i present to you, the various categories of sources/sauces we've had, have and will have in this prestigious thread.

NB*: i will not be mentioning examples of some sensitive types as i wouldn't want to be lynched by some Grupo's grin in the towers.

1.SWEET SAUCES: they know the exact news that everyone connected to the recruitment wants to hear(closure) and thus, they get information from God knows were and add a title source(e.g COO, IT guy, GMD's Son, tower cleaner, tower dustbin man etc) to garnish the taste in the hearts of respective audience. E.g see NB* above

2. UNRIPE SAUCE:They know or claim to know so many things about the underground processes involved in selection of candidates such as highest scorers, selection criteria, why the will disqualify people with kwashiokor during medicals etc, but they can not tell you anything tangible about when APL will show or why it is delayed e.g cliffwoods, flowwolf09,Urbanist, tonyhopkins, C12112 etc

3. HERBAL SAUCE:They give info concerning date of APL release with such aggression and assurance that triggers the community of local men and women, only for you to find out that its from their dream or vision or intuition e.g Gbyms, lordlight etc

4. BURNT SAUCES they give release date of APL as quoted by their 'sure sauce' who is in charge of the 'list' they are never radical about it though, are always matured in their dispensation. One key attribute about them however is that they always say 'this is their last post' but always return with another date when the original one fails.. They are the most liked sourceres by the AOLMAW and are the one's keeping this thread going grin e.g scobyy2007, Easymoneysniper, napoleon etc

5. BITTERSWEET SAUCES :You always know their info is a PURE LIE but because its what everyone wants to hear, everbody aside the grupo's keep pampering them...its the stage you pass through before you fall into the 'burnt sauce' category e.g check NB* above

6. SALTY SAUCE :They always claim to or act as if they have one seriously sure source from untop the gmd's office, They hardly ever drop any info here as regarding the APL release date but are always very quick to throw subtle jibes or sheepishly discredit other peoples info e.g local pumpingson woman grin, larride, flowolf09, etc

7. SOURED SAUCE :You hardly ever know if they have any source at all, they have had several frustrations and disappointment with the Nigeria system of recruitment and so they always doubt if anything good can come in the form of recruitment...these ones, even when they bring goodnews about APL, dey add badnews inside to make sure we are not overly excited. e.g Orijinofkalu, etc

8. TASTELESS SAUCE :All their sauce always come with a condition,barring any last minuite change grin, once you see them, run for your life, na dem grin

9. RAW SAUCE :this ones have somebody somewhere who knows a gateman in an NNPC filling station somewere in katampe who is giving dem info, they dont care about the outcome of the recruitment weda they get APL or not, they are most interested and excited in giving us info, so they give it to us the way it comes, dey dont even listen to d info themselves, they just foward it as their sauce sent it and they always attach evidence.. This group can never be triggered as they get maximum satisfaction in getting the previledge to give us sauce info.. e.g, 1000airplanes grin

10. CREAMY SAUCE :Anything that doesn't concern olajengbesi is not their business, they like to talk about court case so much, they always provoke Teaser4 to rain down the curses grin

10. DEADLY SAUCE :This one's dont like goodnews at all, whenever they call their source, they are like "uncle, have they finally cancelled the recruitment? When will they announce the cancellation? e.g check NB* above grin


11. ACIDIC SAUCE :oh lawd cry in short, ademmy, muham3dd etc

12. SUCCULENT SAUCE :They always behave like a robot, you can predict their next post even as you are reading this now, they are the spirikoko pipu with mfm written allover their forehead, take a minuite to imagin they are your office mate in the towers grin E.g Naijatruthooha cheesy

13. SPICY SAUCE :They dont talk much, you don't need evidences to know that either they work in the towers or have strong connect in the towers, who give them the most accurate info known to anyone in the towers aside the gmd and human resource e.g panalyst, cavalier

14. DIRTY SAUCE :This ones actually have some info from their source but are always asking us to help them confirm if the info is true, or they use a comical way to relay their info to us so as to avoid being tackled. e.g ladyjane

15. SAUSAGE SAUCE :These ones know exactly whats going on with the recruitment, but ain't dropping any info. They come here often to confirm their info and for comic relief. They are just waiting for the appointed time, some of them secretly wish it to delay small for their own selfish reasons.
For this full forum na you jobless pass. And anybody that reads this your epistle is next.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Rahl444: 7:23am On Jan 06, 2020
dalhjana:

For this full forum na you jobless pass. And anybody that reads this your epistle is next.
For this forum,na you daft pass .And anybody that reads and likes that your post is next undecided.Otherwise, you should have known that ,that moniker," Number5 "just comes in a blue moon and post...Look at what NNPC have turn people into embarassed

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Rahl444: 7:28am On Jan 06, 2020
Aremolomi:
From where? So you went to the towers to confirm information as u did 2018 for DPR.

I love ur courage bro .

M
From the way you attack people regarding their sauce(even when it is clear that someone is just pulling our legs grin),en clear say you don't even trust your own sauce one bit,you are so scared and worried brother....Better take it easy o undecided

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Aremolomi: 8:02am On Jan 06, 2020
Eyahhhh !!! Sorry ohhhhh

If you can’t get that I also like attacking them just for fun.

See this one saying someone is worried and scared. I just pity ur ministry lol

Rahl444:
From the way you attack people regarding their sauce(even when it is clear that someone is just pulling our legs grin),en clear say you don't even trust your own sauce one bit,you are so scared and worried brother....Better take it easy o undecided
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Rahl444: 8:07am On Jan 06, 2020
Aremolomi:

Eyahhhh !!! Sorry ohhhhh

If you can’t get that I also like attacking them just for fun.

See this one saying someone is worried and scared. I just pity ur ministry lol

OK o
How far your custodian of the list? wink

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 8:18am On Jan 06, 2020
https://www.nairaland.com/5615262/day-it-rained-private-jets

Have you seen this, did many private jets as claimed by someone here truly land in maiduguri, check it out. It's on the front page
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Chukeg: 8:22am On Jan 06, 2020
Gbyms:

Haha. Number 14.
I actually saw this recruitment 3 months before it started. Helped me get onshore on time lol.
I’ve been trying to get actual APL release date but no signal.
Let’s be watching for 20th. Please don’t quote me. I’m herbal
Herbal = Balher
Are you Balher in reverse phonological order? grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Andre92(m): 8:47am On Jan 06, 2020
dalhjana:

For this full forum na you jobless pass. And anybody that reads this your epistle is next.

I think u are not feeling fine. Over maturity Kill u there.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by souljar(m): 8:47am On Jan 06, 2020
Chukeg:

Herbal = Balher
Are you Balher in reverse phonological order? grin
Saw what you did there cool

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Aremolomi: 8:50am On Jan 06, 2020
The custodian is fine

Rahl444:
OK o
How far your custodian of the list? wink

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Gemini13: 8:50am On Jan 06, 2020
Aremolomi:
From where? So you went to the towers to confirm information as u did 2018 for DPR.

I love ur courage bro .

M

I am not a bro and yes, there is good news from the towers. More will be unveiled today as work resumes fully, Atleast most of our sources will be in unison

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 8:52am On Jan 06, 2020
helpedboy:
:

Boss GeniusOla, I hail. It was youngforever22 that used the word yesterday at 8:45pm. And, as it resonated strongly with me, I took my cue from him. Today is actually my first usage of it, but I catch your drift on the preconceived notion as I was into Unionism in my University days. The word is a family matter, sort of. cheesy

Oh, pardon me, it means i didn't pay enough attention, its good to have serious minded people on here.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Aremolomi: 8:52am On Jan 06, 2020
Really , are u really Gemini ... am June 16

You know Gemini are generally handsome and beautiful.

Gemini13:


I am not a bro and yes, there is good news from the towers. More will be unveiled today as work resumes fully, Atleast most of our sources will be in unison
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 8:53am On Jan 06, 2020
Biolexxin:
https://www.nairaland.com/5615262/day-it-rained-private-jets

Have you seen this, did many private jets as claimed by someone here truly land in maiduguri, check it out. It's on the front page

nawa oh. So bahler was right. wow.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Gemini13: 8:55am On Jan 06, 2020
dalhjana:

Will you keep kwayet.. You wen deaf. you no hear anything.

What a display of the purest form of undiluted stupidity. Grow up

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 8:59am On Jan 06, 2020
Gemini13:


What a display of the purest form of undiluted stupidity. Grow up

Chisos!!!

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:00am On Jan 06, 2020
helpedboy:


grin grin grin Omoh!! Na wa oo
Number 1, 7, and 10 (especially 10) burst my head. grin
Oga Number5, thou art indeed our historian. At the end of this process, hopefully, we will cap your list with:
Number 16: HISTORICAL SAUCE: the dedicated channel, Number5, that was the gifted sum and custodian of all sauces. grin
Weldone, boss!


Amen, thanks my bro, just doing number5 things

Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:01am On Jan 06, 2020
scobyy2007:
I R.E.S.P.E.C.T your writing skills!!!


cool

Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:03am On Jan 06, 2020
StephenEA:


Hahaha...

this table you're shaking, hope you're ready to catch the fruits as they start falling... the example you gave for 14, hmmm...

I've been there before ooo

smiles...nice one I must confess

No shaking, she's my long time paddy, thanks for compliments

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 9:04am On Jan 06, 2020
Teaser4:
lol... I hail bro
cool

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by dalhjana: 9:04am On Jan 06, 2020
Gemini13:


What a display of the purest form of undiluted stupidity. Grow up
Calm down. You de here de follow ppl drag Apl and e be like na English you study sef.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 9:06am On Jan 06, 2020
inrainbows:


nawa oh. So bahler was right. wow.
If you've followed his posts you won't have any reason to doubt him, he obviously is upclose with the gmd, however the issue wasn't if the info was right or wrong,the issue was if the info was necessary.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 9:07am On Jan 06, 2020
Taribo West nko?

Aremolomi:

Really , are u really Gemini ... am June 16

You know Gemini are generally handsome and beautiful.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 9:07am On Jan 06, 2020
Purest form of undiluted = Tautology

Gemini13:


What a display of the purest form of undiluted stupidity. Grow up

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