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Parrot 40 years?

Hmm...........

In Nigeria the bird will become exhibit kiakia while the owner would pay for fuel

Sane society

PointZerom:
If it is in Nigeria, You're on your own.

idiot.Always looking for ways to mention Nigeria in Negative ways. Yes I called you idiot.

Explorers:
* A Florida man was fixing his wife's car outside their Lake Worth Beach home when his 40-year-old parrot began to scream 'Help', 'Let me out!'

Cops in Florida arrived at a home to investigate after receiving reports of a woman screaming for Help, only to find the neighbor had mistaken the noise for a parrot talking.

The silly moment happened outside a couple's home in Lake Worth Beach while the husband was fixing his wife's car just before New Year's Eve.

Home security footage shows the husband calmly shifting through his tool box as Rambo moans 'Help' and 'Let me out!'

'I was changing the brakes on my wife's car and had my 40-year-old parrot, Rambo, on his outside perch where he sings and talks,' the man said.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7849929/Cops-arrive-Florida-home-neighbors-mistook-parrot-woman-screaming-help.html

If na here... Both the parrot, the owner and the neighbors will be going to police cell. Before investigations will commence.

... In two minutes... Can you imagine!?

Nigeria is doomed!

Not nice.

The day someone really needs help, what happens?

Shibaraba:
Same scenario in Nigeria
That is if those at the police desk picks the call o
Or if those police have fuel in their vans
When they eventually arrive.
Arrest parrot owner
Arrest neighbor
Arrest parrot.
Parrot disappears from custody... .Most likely featured in a deliciously made pepper soup with shrimps and fish.
Parrot owner released on bail. 10k
Neighbor released for disturbing them. .. 10k

It's a win win for the police.
Actor no dey die for film.


One day I believe we will get it right.

U are really a true Nigerian

Oh civilised people...God bless u people...not this devil religious greedy wicked uncivilized poverty stricken money looters electricity wailers infact not this country Nigeria...useless get together of a nation..

vincentjk:
It isn't their fault, if you were in their shoes you would also do the same.

Let's look at it this way; your oga gave you a hilux but didn't bring anything for fuel, would you use the little token you should use to take care of your family to fuel the hilux simply because you want to be a good person?

This is Nigeria where only the fittest survive

As if you're not in Nigeria. What about situation where the money for fuel is being spent by the officials just because such case rarely happen ? Nigeria is a joke

MJBOLT:

the parrot should end up in a pot of soup before it puts somebody in trouble

In your mind..
"Let me type a funny comment and use a meme for extra effect"

Reality = TRASH

MJBOLT:

the parrot should end up in a pot of soup before it puts somebody in trouble

So you can eat parrot meat?

I followed my friend home for the first time, when we got to his doorstep I started hearing " una don come, una don come?" not seeing any human figure around I quickly asked my friend 'na who dey talk? Thinking it was a human being, he pointed to a cage with a grey parrot inside, surprise wan finish me with laff that day

Hmmm.... na so. Then ten years later we will hear about the numerous bodies buried in his yard. Animals donot have a conscience, they act impulsively. The budgie must have learnt thst from somewhere and unless the man can prove he taught the bird how to cry for help which is highly unusual and absolutely ridiculous my fingers remain crossed.

'If you see something, say something'.... bird...

Shibaraba:
Same scenario in Nigeria
That is if those at the police desk picks the call o
Or if those police have fuel in their vans
When they eventually arrive.
Arrest parrot owner
Arrest neighbor
Arrest parrot.
Parrot disappears from custody... .Most likely featured in a deliciously made pepper soup with shrimps and fish.
Parrot owner released on bail. 10k
Neighbor released for disturbing them. .. 10k

It's a win win for the police.
Actor no dey die for film.


One day I believe we will get it right.

best comment of the year so far

Human being self scream dem never see help not to talk of parrot..parrot weh don enter pot of soup since him leg don thick.

Nigeria my country..

PointZerom:
If it is in Nigeria, You're on your own.

If this happened in Nigeria, you'll either "buy petrol" for them, or you go find them "something".

Or dem go ask you if you chop anything remain.

That's if they even come in 4 days time.

Chai! It wii really tay before Naija go catch up wit yankee sha. In the first place, how many Nigerians can change their own brake pads at home? Of a truth, we are our biggest problem with our fake sense of entitlement!

Meanwhile in other news, instead of calling the cops, the female voice has to scream for not less than 2hrs before Ogbuefi will stroll over to knock on Tunde’s door telling him to let the girl go 'if she no wan do'. Area!!

Talking parrot. There is nothing you won't see in the US

If na Nigeria oga una own don finish cos una don buy case...
First police go show up and start shooting everywhere and screaming like a mad dog! Come out here! Where is the criminal come out here!

Then they will break into every door arresting all the neighbors and dragging them into the already waiting van!
When you finally come out to say it's your parrot they will be like .....
Wait oga u mean say na dis parrot call us?
Yes o!
Oga u dey u dey dey craze (hot slap)
So you are the suspect we have been looking for?
Oh oh! So na u dey do charms and rituals for all this Yahoo boys, officer search the building!
The next they will discover human skull and one locally made pistols, your laptop and WiFi gadgets!
They will handcuff you and your wife and some of your neighbor ND before you guys will reach stations they will organise press conference with police press release! My brother the rest is the case!!!

betterpikinn:
... In two minutes... Can you imagine!?

Nigeria is doomed!

Nigeria is not doomed.


God bless Nigeria.

in just two minutes, four sheriff's deputies arrived.
two minutes!

vincentjk:
It isn't their fault, if you were in their shoes you would also do the same.

Let's look at it this way; your oga gave you a hilux but didn't bring anything for fuel, would you use the little token you should use to take care of your family to fuel the hilux simply because you want to be a good person?

This is Nigeria where only the fittest survive

That's why there's something called an annual budget

honestly white people are very strange, they train their animals to the extent it starts behaving like a human being, I used to think all dogs bite, its only in Nigeria you will see a dog biting someone, Dogs abroad dont bite or bark, even birds are not scared of humans, they walk on the same roads with humans, na just because of our nature we don change the default settings of all these animals. Naija get plenty problems honestly.

if na Nigeria forget it d person in question has been turned into a parrot

Shibaraba:
Same scenario in Nigeria
That is if those at the police desk picks the call o
Or if those police have fuel in their vans
When they eventually arrive.
Arrest parrot owner
Arrest neighbor
Arrest parrot.
Parrot disappears from custody... .Most likely featured in a deliciously made pepper soup with shrimps and fish.
Parrot owner released on bail. 10k
Neighbor released for disturbing them. .. 10k

It's a win win for the police.
Actor no dey die for film.


One day I believe we will get it right.

You forgot to add that N20m was spent by the Police in feeding the Parrot like the vulture in Zamfara state