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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:19pm On Jan 15, 2020
BankyGee:

Yeah, around 12:30am... He has dog in his compound, that should be your first target, but I'll not follow you o... I have nightophobia grin


See this one o....So, you want me to do it alone ba

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:21pm On Jan 15, 2020
Nekr0N:

I hope both of you know who Nekron is angry


You say?!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 8:25pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:



You say?!

those guns y'all are bringing..I hope you know who Nekron is?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:27pm On Jan 15, 2020
Nekr0N:


those guns y'all are bringing..I hope you know who Nekron is?


Nekr0N kwa?! I no know o.

BankyGee, come and save me o!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 8:30pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Nekr0N kwa?! I no know o.

BankyGee, come and save me o!

BankyGee can't save you from Nekron dear,so you better drop those guns and be nice to purple angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:57pm On Jan 15, 2020
Nekr0N:


BankyGee can't save you from Nekron dear,so you better drop those guns and be nice to purple angry


No comment right now..... cos I don't want to say one thing now and my oga at the topic will say something else!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:10pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:



No comment right now..... cos I don't want to say one thing now and my oga at the topic will say something else!

Lol,so you won't be nice to me Ayanfe? cry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:15pm On Jan 15, 2020
Nekr0N:
I hope both of you know who Nekron is angry
Hehehe... I laff in Cameroon grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:16pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Nekr0N kwa?! I no know o.

BankyGee, come and save me o!
Dont be scared... I know who Nekr0n is smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 9:23pm On Jan 15, 2020
BankyGee:

Hehehe... I laff in Cameroon grin

BankyGee:

Dont be scared... I know who Nekr0n is smiley

Then you know what I'm capable of angry...

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:31pm On Jan 15, 2020
Answer(s) to Riddle
- One of them was using an umbrella
- One of them was bald

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
jerrykk!
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:35pm On Jan 15, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:52pm On Jan 15, 2020
Laff Out Loud
- Have you ever wondered what would've happened to David if Goliath had dogded that stone? undecided
- I want to enter a new relationship, should I use keke or bike?
- If you are still in the village by now, you are not celebrating, you don't have transport fare grin
- Me picking bae's call in front of my parents:
BAE: I love you.
ME: We thank God grin
- Imagine being a victim of a robbery attack and you pretend to be dead and you hear:
*SHOOT EVERYBODY AGAIN!* shocked
- The way Nigerian girls like money, if you tell them to go to hell, they'll be like, "I don't have transport fare" tongue
- In 2020, my mouth will not touch alcohol bottle, I'll use straw grin
- Like and Share grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:59pm On Jan 15, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Cos only 3 people went fishing in the first place

Grand father
Father
Son

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:00pm On Jan 15, 2020
BankyGee:
Laff Out Loud
- Have you ever wondered what would've happened to David if Goliath had dogded that stone? undecided
- I want to enter a new relationship, should I use keke or bike?
- If you are still in the village by now, you are not celebrating, you don't have transport fare grin
- Me picking bae's call in front of my parents:
BAE: I love you.
ME: We thank God grin
- Imagine being a victim of a robbery attack and you pretend to be dead and you hear:
*SHOOT EVERYBODY AGAIN!* shocked
- The way Nigerian girls like money, if you tell them to go to hell, they'll be like, "I don't have transport fare" tongue
- In 2020, my mouth will not touch alcohol bottle, I'll use straw grin
- Like and Share grin

TO BE CONTINUED

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:08pm On Jan 15, 2020
Nekr0N:



Then you know what I'm capable of angry...

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:13pm On Jan 15, 2020
[quote author=BankyGee post=85831106][/quote]

Lol cos you be my guy abi

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:16pm On Jan 15, 2020
Nekr0N:

Lol cos you be my guy abi
Wts! I knOW wHo yoU aRe, We DeY toGetheR grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:19pm On Jan 15, 2020
BankyGee:

Wts! I knOW wHo yoU aRe, We DeY toGetheR grin

Wait, you didn't know since? grin

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:19pm On Jan 15, 2020
pu7pl3:


Lol,so you won't be nice to me Ayanfe? cry


Deal with Nekr0N n I'll consider being nice to you
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:20pm On Jan 15, 2020
Nekr0N:




Then you know what I'm capable of angry...


What can you do?!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:21pm On Jan 15, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Grandfather
Father
Son

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:22pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Deal with Nekr0N n I'll consider being nice to you

Lol...you want me to cris cross with the HARBINGER of Death?

It's obvious you don't like me...hold your nice angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:24pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Deal with Nekr0N n I'll consider being nice to you

Ayanfe29:



What can you do?!

Someone wants to subscribe to a full night of nightmares grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:30pm On Jan 15, 2020
BankyGee:

Wts! I knOW wHo yoU aRe, We DeY toGetheR grin


Whisper into my ears oooo.. who is he Biko?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:31pm On Jan 15, 2020
pu7pl3:


Lol...you want me to cris cross with the HARBINGER of Death?

It's obvious you don't like me...hold your nice angry

Ah!!! Now I'm getting scared!!

BankyGee come and save me o or else.............!!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:32pm On Jan 15, 2020
Nekr0N:




Someone wants to subscribe to a full night of nightmares grin


Yee pa!!!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:38pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Yee pa!!!

Don't be fronting on me o

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:41pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Whisper into my ears oooo.. who is he Biko?

Are you Igbo or Yoruba?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:06pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:

Ah!!! Now I'm getting scared!!
BankyGee come and save me o or else.............!!
You are safe with me bae... No fear smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:07pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Whisper into my ears oooo.. who is he Biko?
the HARBINGER of DEATH grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:12pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Deal with Nekr0N n I'll consider being nice to you
Baby you don't want to shoot him again?

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