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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:50pm On Jan 16, 2020

pu7pl3:
Lmao best Nairaland couple goes to BankyGee and Ayanfe29

Both of you are funnier than the jokes on here sef ..no offence BankyGee

None taken grin

Thanks for the award cheesy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:59pm On Jan 16, 2020

Ayanfe29:

Yes na! We need to shoot him and that Nekr0N that is showing himself...

Show me you're the man joor

Say no to violence in 2020.
I knew you were a professional shooter before I paid your bride price. Please just repent small na undecided

Just be nice

to pu7pl3 so Nekr0N will leave you.
You want to invoke insomnia on yourself this night again bah?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:15pm On Jan 16, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- Only three people went for fishing:
Grandfather
Father
Son/Grandson
= 2 fathers, 2 sons

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:19pm On Jan 16, 2020

BankyGee:

None taken
Thanks for the award

Don't mention bruh y'all deserve it

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 7:24pm On Jan 16, 2020

BankyGee:

I'lL teLL hEr tO bE cALm, sHE cOuLdN't slEEp LaST nIGhT

sorry about that Ayanfe...but you already know what to do

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 7:25pm On Jan 16, 2020

BankyGee:

Say no to violence in 2020.
I knew you were a professional shooter before I paid your bride price. Please just repent small na
Just be nice to pu7pl3 so Nekr0N will leave you.
You want to invoke insomnia on yourself this night again bah?

exactly

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:28pm On Jan 16, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 9:30pm On Jan 16, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

i don't know.

I've passed it to d others.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:52pm On Jan 16, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

the EYES?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:35am On Jan 17, 2020

BankyGee:

An honorable man won't shoot an unarmed opponent, be an honorable woman too

Don't be scared, I know Nekr0N. We were course-mates at the Underworld University of Hades (UUH), close to the Bermuda Triangle. I've reasoned with him, he won't hurt you. Trust me

Hmmmmmmmm..ok ooooo.... I'll trust you!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:35am On Jan 17, 2020

pu7pl3:
Lmao best Nairaland couple goes to BankyGee and Ayanfe29

Both of you are funnier than the jokes on here sef ..no offence BankyGee

Me likey

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:36am On Jan 17, 2020

pu7pl3:

Which school is that?

Where do you base right now?

Lemme ask BankyGee for permission first

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:36am On Jan 17, 2020

Nekr0N:

Lmao Ayanfe is really scared of me BankyGee tell her to be calm and just be nice to Purple and she will be okay

This our Alma mater is really dope sha

Lwtmb

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:37am On Jan 17, 2020

BankyGee:

Say no to violence in 2020.
I knew you were a professional shooter before I paid your bride price. Please just repent small na
Just be nice to pu7pl3 so Nekr0N will leave you.
You want to invoke insomnia on yourself this night again bah?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:39am On Jan 17, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Eyes!!!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:50am On Jan 17, 2020

Ayanfe29:

Hmmmmmmmm..ok ooooo.... I'll trust you!

That's why I married you na. We trust each other wink

Sorry for not letting you show your talent. Though the guns are in the cabinet. I put silencers on both of them, in case you ever need it for another person, don't tell me just take one and feel free to display your talent grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:00am On Jan 17, 2020

Ayanfe29:

Lemme ask BankyGee for permission first

Baby, you don't need my permission na. Your decision is my decision grin

If you want to tell him, don't tell him direct. Let him solve a mini riddle. grin

Based on the fact that pu7pl3 and I have been good friends for decades... Erm... Just tell him the slogan for... Erm... two states before the state we base.

On the other hand, if you don't want to let the cat outta the bag, put the bag with the cat in the box inside the deep freezer in our room grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:44am On Jan 17, 2020

Nekr0N:

sorry about that Ayanfe...but you already know what to do

Nekr0N! sHe hAS dONe wHaT sHe nEEds tO Do, bEInG nIcE tO pU7pL3, nO MoRe niGHtMaREs AgAiN riGHt?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:26am On Jan 17, 2020

Ayanfe29:

Lemme ask BankyGee for permission first

Oh wow...really?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:31am On Jan 17, 2020

BankyGee:

Nekr0N! sHe hAS dONe wHaT sHe nEEds tO Do, bEInG nIcE tO pU7pL3, nO MoRe niGHtMaREs AgAiN riGHt?

Yes but she needs to be consistent o...no takey backsies

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:33am On Jan 17, 2020

Ayanfe29:

Be nice to Purple..stop crying

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:46am On Jan 17, 2020

Laff Out Loud
- "I started my own restaurant with 2 cups of rice" cool

All those MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS should better avoid me this year angry

- When you pray for a good wife also pray she has good friends too 'coz those idiots are the board of directors cheesy

- If you love her, spend on her until she becomes too expensive for other guys to afford cool

Should I increase the volume?

- Salute to those girls who put their phones in airplane mode when going to their boyfriends' house.
Miss Pilot cool

One day your plane will crash grin

- Do you know that February sounds like "FearBuhari"? undecided

- The ONLY reason I love Nigeria is that you are FREE to urinate ANYWHERE you like grin

- Like and Share grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:00pm On Jan 17, 2020

Nekr0N:

Yes but she needs to be consistent o...no takey backsies

Ayanfe29, your phone beeped. One message from Nekr0N Come and read it

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:04pm On Jan 17, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- Your feet
"...not alive but I have a soul (sole)"

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:07pm On Jan 17, 2020

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Your feet
"...not alive but I have a soul (sole)"

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*

Shet

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:09pm On Jan 17, 2020

pu7pl3:

Shet

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:12pm On Jan 17, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 3:08am On Jan 18, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

7 * (8+5) =91

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:49pm On Jan 18, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- 2x(3+0)=6
3x(7+1)=24
4x(5+2)=28
5x(8+3)=55
6x(7+4)=66
7x(8+5)=91

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
Mathematician; grin

pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:49pm On Jan 18, 2020

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- 2x(3+0)=6
3x(7+1)=24
4x(5+2)=28
5x(8+3)=55
6x(7+4)=66
7x(8+5)=91

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
Mathematician;
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

Heheheh

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:01pm On Jan 18, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Officer A has a brother, B;
But B does not have a brother.

How is this possible?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:03pm On Jan 18, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Officer A is a girl

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