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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:50pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
pu7pl3:None taken Thanks for the award 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:59pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Ayanfe29:Say no to violence in 2020. I knew you were a professional shooter before I paid your bride price. Please just repent small na Just be nice to pu7pl3 so Nekr0N will leave you. You want to invoke insomnia on yourself this night again bah? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:15pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Answer to Riddle - Only three people went for fishing: Grandfather Father Son/Grandson = 2 fathers, 2 sons Winners of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! Ayanfe29! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:19pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 7:24pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
BankyGee: sorry about that Ayanfe...but you already know what to do 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 7:25pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
BankyGee: exactly 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:28pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
RIDDLE ME THIS
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 9:30pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:52pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:35am On Jan 17, 2020 |
BankyGee: Hmmmmmmmm..ok ooooo.... I'll trust you! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:35am On Jan 17, 2020 |
pu7pl3: Me likey 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:36am On Jan 17, 2020 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:36am On Jan 17, 2020 |
Nekr0N: Lwtmb 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:37am On Jan 17, 2020 |
BankyGee: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:39am On Jan 17, 2020 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:50am On Jan 17, 2020 |
Ayanfe29:That's why I married you na. We trust each other Sorry for not letting you show your talent. Though the guns are in the cabinet. I put silencers on both of them, in case you ever need it for another person, don't tell me just take one and feel free to display your talent |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:00am On Jan 17, 2020 |
Ayanfe29:Baby, you don't need my permission na. Your decision is my decision If you want to tell him, don't tell him direct. Let him solve a mini riddle. Based on the fact that pu7pl3 and I have been good friends for decades... Erm... Just tell him the slogan for... Erm... two states before the state we base. On the other hand, if you don't want to let the cat outta the bag, put the bag with the cat in the box inside the deep freezer in our room |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:44am On Jan 17, 2020 |
Nekr0N:Nekr0N! sHe hAS dONe wHaT sHe nEEds tO Do, bEInG nIcE tO pU7pL3, nO MoRe niGHtMaREs AgAiN riGHt? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:26am On Jan 17, 2020 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:31am On Jan 17, 2020 |
BankyGee: Yes but she needs to be consistent o...no takey backsies 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:33am On Jan 17, 2020 |
Ayanfe29: Be nice to Purple..stop crying 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:46am On Jan 17, 2020 |
Laff Out Loud - "I started my own restaurant with 2 cups of rice" All those MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS should better avoid me this year - When you pray for a good wife also pray she has good friends too 'coz those idiots are the board of directors - If you love her, spend on her until she becomes too expensive for other guys to afford Should I increase the volume? - Salute to those girls who put their phones in airplane mode when going to their boyfriends' house. Miss Pilot One day your plane will crash - Do you know that February sounds like "FearBuhari"? - The ONLY reason I love Nigeria is that you are FREE to urinate ANYWHERE you like - Like and Share TO BE CONTINUED 7 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:00pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
Nekr0N:Ayanfe29, your phone beeped. One message from Nekr0N Come and read it |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:04pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
Answer to Riddle - Your feet "...not alive but I have a soul (sole)" No winners for today! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:07pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
BankyGee: Shet 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:09pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
pu7pl3: |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:12pm On Jan 17, 2020 |
RIDDLE ME THIS
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 3:08am On Jan 18, 2020 |
BankyGee:7 * (8+5) =91 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:49pm On Jan 18, 2020 |
Answer to Riddle - 2x(3+0)=6 3x(7+1)=24 4x(5+2)=28 5x(8+3)=55 6x(7+4)=66 7x(8+5)=91 Winner of yesterday's riddle:- Mathematician; pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:49pm On Jan 18, 2020 |
BankyGee: Heheheh 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:01pm On Jan 18, 2020 |
RIDDLE ME THIS Officer A has a brother, B;
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:03pm On Jan 18, 2020 |
1 Like 1 Share |
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