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A Nigerian Lady identified as Mercy Ada Jesus is currently trending on social media after she penned down a heartfelt message to celebrate her boyfriend.



The lady who is obviously head over heels in love with her man shared loved-up photos and wrote an epistle that contained both deep and hilarious sentences.

Sharing the photos, she wrote;

“You have made me to stop wearing pants. U just keep on tearing my pants and destroying my bras. You are nothing but
My womb shifter
My pant remover
My waist bender
My pu**y general manager
My pu**y key holder and unlock

Ur d**k is my life ❤��. May u live long. My Indonesian Boyfriend. Am ready to breast feed u till world ends my heartbeat.

Pls if e pain u, go and hug transformer.”



In another post, she wrote;

“I don’t know why I love u so much, until I find the reason I will never stop loving u. But I wish never to have any reason for loving u.

I don’t care if u destroy all my pants and bras, cause I just find out u like tearing my pants and bras each time u want to enter the promised land u paid visa for. Keep on tearing my pants and bras na u buy am is ur money, since ur favourite food is sucking breast I will forever breastfeed u, suck them with no mercy. I just love the way u always separate my two tiny mosquito legs, one for lagos other one to Kaduna. �� chai uwa bu nke Chukwu

My pant remover
My pu**y general manager
My waist bender
My womb shifter
My account creditor
My pu**y key holder and unlock
My Indonesian boyfriend ❤❤

E pain u? �.”



Source: gistreel.com

...

this gal get mouth pass bobrisky.

Freestainworld:
this gal get mouth pass bobrisky.

Very loud one ...

TheGiftedOne:
R

Awon space booker

Uwammebi

Saw the post. Attention seeker definitely

two non locomotive beings....just dey one place dey breastfeed till Christ come...oneday ur breast go pain u dat na if him no bite am throw way.

Chaii...so girls now openly agree they are having sex...

chii8:
Chaii...so girls now openly agree they are having sex...

End time children

Musa and ihedioha have finally given up.

They have reported unexplainable weakness based on current developments at the gate and the Supreme Court.

I hope this girl and boy know they are both cursed?

The guy don use money weave the gal brain


Odikwa risky

Edited

Authoreety:
A Nigerian Lady identified as Mercy Ada Jesus is currently trending on social media after she penned down a heartfelt message to celebrate her boyfriend.



The lady who is obviously head over heels in love with her man shared loved-up photos and wrote an epistle that contained both deep and hilarious sentences.

Sharing the photos, she wrote;

“You have made me to stop wearing pants. U just keep on tearing my pants and destroying my bras. You are nothing but
My womb shifter
My pant remover
My waist bender
My pu**y general manager
My pu**y key holder and unlock

Ur d**k is my life ❤��. May u live long. My Indonesian Boyfriend. Am ready to breast feed u till world ends my heartbeat.

Pls if e pain u, go and hug transformer.”



In another post, she wrote;

“I don’t know why I love u so much, until I find the reason I will never stop loving u. But I wish never to have any reason for loving u.

I don’t care if u destroy all my pants and bras, cause I just find out u like tearing my pants and bras each time u want to enter the promised land u paid visa for. Keep on tearing my pants and bras na u buy am is ur money, since ur favourite food is sucking breast I will forever breastfeed u, suck them with no mercy. I just love the way u always separate my two tiny mosquito legs, one for lagos other one to Kaduna. �� chai uwa bu nke Chukwu

My pant remover
My pu**y general manager
My waist bender
My womb shifter
My account creditor
My pu**y key holder and unlock
My Indonesian boyfriend ❤❤

E pain u? �.”



Source: gistreel.com

this girl again?

ashawopikin:
this girl again?

Is that why u quoted the whole post

Authoreety:
Is that why u quoted the whole post

sorry sir

Kweke

Authoreety:
A Nigerian Lady identified as Mercy Ada Jesus is currently trending on social media after she penned down a heartfelt message to celebrate her boyfriend.



The lady who is obviously head over heels in love with her man shared loved-up photos and wrote an epistle that contained both deep and hilarious sentences.

Sharing the photos, she wrote;

“You have made me to stop wearing pants. U just keep on tearing my pants and destroying my bras. You are nothing but
My womb shifter
My pant remover
My waist bender
My pu**y general manager
My pu**y key holder and unlock

Ur d**k is my life ❤��. May u live long. My Indonesian Boyfriend. Am ready to breast feed u till world ends my heartbeat.

Pls if e pain u, go and hug transformer.”



In another post, she wrote;

“I don’t know why I love u so much, until I find the reason I will never stop loving u. But I wish never to have any reason for loving u.

I don’t care if u destroy all my pants and bras, cause I just find out u like tearing my pants and bras each time u want to enter the promised land u paid visa for. Keep on tearing my pants and bras na u buy am is ur money, since ur favourite food is sucking breast I will forever breastfeed u, suck them with no mercy. I just love the way u always separate my two tiny mosquito legs, one for lagos other one to Kaduna. �� chai uwa bu nke Chukwu

My pant remover
My pu**y general manager
My waist bender
My womb shifter
My account creditor
My pu**y key holder and unlock
My Indonesian boyfriend ❤❤

E pain u? �.”



Source: gistreel.com

Stupidity in high places.

Do you need validation from us to appreciate your boyfriend's sexual prowess abi what is our business?

And this own has a family somewhere claiming they have a daughter.

I wish them a long and happy relationship

Uwa mmebi q

I want to believe that this is a distasteful joke or better yet that someone used their pictures to make a bad joke.

thorpido:
Uwa mmebi q

Meaning?

Tell us.

bukatyne:
Meaning?

Tell us.

I think it means something like 'spoilt world'.Abi Cococandy?

thorpido:
I think it means something like 'spoilt world'.Abi Cococandy?

Yes

cococandy:
Yes

Thanks

bukatyne:
Stupidity in high places.

Do you need validation from us to appreciate your boyfriend's sexual prowess abi what is our business?

And this own has a family somewhere claiming they have a daughter.

And you had to quote the entire post?

Do you know how hard it is for we those of us that use small torchlight phones to access nairaland?

thorpido:
I think it means something like 'spoilt world'.Abi Cococandy?

cococandy:
Yes

Da'alu.

Authoreety:
And you had to quote the entire post?

Do you know how hard it is for we those of us that use small torchlight phones to access nairaland?

Ema binu.

bukatyne:
Ema binu.

What's that??

This attention _whore.

Desperation for attention will make you throw shame in the trash can.

Authoreety:
What's that??

Ema binu

If I were to interpret, it would be a very long read and I am considerate of Nokia Touch Light users.