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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 3:34pm On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:

ShE tRAveLLeD bRo grin

Lol..now she is accusing us of sending her somewhere grin this your wife ehn

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 3:36pm On Jan 24, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Ayam just passing by your hood ni

Ayanfe29:



Nekr0N, Ayam back from where una two send me go

From passing by my hood now we sent you somewhere grin grin why? Why do you choose to accuse the innocent??
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 4:17pm On Jan 24, 2020
pu7pl3:


kweshun=question
thats good angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:30pm On Jan 24, 2020
Ayanfe29:


So, una don dey work together abi
It's school stuff baby, welcome back cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:31pm On Jan 24, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Don't mind Pu7pl3.....fake riddle solver!!
Ayanfemi, don't insult pu7pl3 o, he's still tha champ here o
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:32pm On Jan 24, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Nekr0N, Ayam back from where una two send me go
Chai, which kind of accusation is this baby? I thought you went for shopping at Dubai?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:33pm On Jan 24, 2020
hulk616:
4th letter in grape is P 1st in apple is A 7th in bananas is S 7th in mangoes is S 2nd in pineapple is I 1st in orange is O 8th in pomegranates is N
The password is PASSION.
Latecomer grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:37pm On Jan 24, 2020
pu7pl3:

Please respect the resident champion grin
Tell her bro cool
Ayanfebaby, no offence grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:43pm On Jan 24, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Screw


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
jerrykk!
Ayanfe29!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:45pm On Jan 24, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 8:55pm On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
A clock.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:20pm On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

A pot

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:21pm On Jan 24, 2020
Theenchanter2:
A clock.

A clock has 3 hands tho and it literally scratches itself all day....

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 9:28pm On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:

Chai, which kind of accusation is this baby? I thought you went for shopping at Dubai?

can you imagine

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:32pm On Jan 24, 2020
Nekr0N:

can you imagine
i CaN't EveN iMaGiNE bRO, I'm ImAgINeLEss undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 9:34pm On Jan 24, 2020
pu7pl3:


A clock has 3 hands tho and it literally scratches itself all day....
ok, thanks...... i'll think of something better.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:46pm On Jan 24, 2020
The Descending Plane
A Pilot on an aeroplane said: ladies & gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude, all the baggages must be thrown out

A While later, the pilot said: we are still losing altitude, we must
throw out everything that is in the cabin

The plane continue to descend despite more things being thrown out

The pilot said: "We are still going down, we must throw out some people.

There was a big gasp from the passengers

The pilot continued "but to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order

So 'A'... Any african on board?

Nobody moved

The pilot said: 'B'... Any blacks on board?

The pilot said: 'C'... Any coloureds on board!

(Still nobody moved)
The pilot said: 'D'... Any darkies?

A Nigerian little black boy asked his dad: "Daddy what are we?"

The dad replied: "My son tonight we are zombies"

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 11:46pm On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:
The Descending Plane
A Pilot on an aeroplane said: ladies & gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude, all the baggages must be thrown out

A While later, the pilot said: we are still losing altitude, we must
throw out everything that is in the cabin

The plane continue to descend despite more things being thrown out

The pilot said: "We are still going down, we must throw out some people.

There was a big gasp from the passengers

The pilot continued "but to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order

So 'A'... Any african on board?

Nobody moved

The pilot said: 'B'... Any blacks on board?

The pilot said: 'C'... Any coloureds on board!

(Still nobody moved)
The pilot said: 'D'... Any darkies?

A Nigerian little black boy asked his dad: "Daddy what are we?"

The dad replied: "My son tonight we are zombies"

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED

HAHAHA
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:59am On Jan 25, 2020
Nekr0N:




From passing by my hood now we sent you somewhere grin grin why? Why do you choose to accuse the innocent??


Na the same route o jare
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:59am On Jan 25, 2020
hulk616:
seriously nothing. angry angry

If you dont tell the meaning i will ..........................................................................................


BankyGee come o!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:00am On Jan 25, 2020
pu7pl3:


Please respect the resident champion grin


You said?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:01am On Jan 25, 2020
BankyGee:

It's school stuff baby, welcome back cool


School stuff?! Ok o.... I will not say anything

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:01am On Jan 25, 2020
BankyGee:

Ayanfemi, don't insult pu7pl3 o, he's still tha champ here o


So, you're choosing him over me? It's over!!!!!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:02am On Jan 25, 2020
BankyGee:

Chai, which kind of accusation is this baby? I thought you went for shopping at Dubai?


angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:04am On Jan 25, 2020
BankyGee:

Tell her bro cool

Ayanfebaby, no offence grin


I'm doing doing again ooooo
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 7:11am On Jan 25, 2020
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:15am On Jan 25, 2020
Ayanfe29:


School stuff?! Ok o.... I will not say anything
Better o, it's highly dangerous and suicidal if you say something...
I'm only doing this to protect you from them
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:23am On Jan 25, 2020
Ayanfe29:


So, you're choosing him over me? It's over!!!!!
No baby, don't let it be over, I just said the truth and you know it.
For better, for worse, remember?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:28am On Jan 25, 2020
Ayanfe29:


BankyGee come o!
You see, now you're calling me. These are the people I'm protecting you from cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:34am On Jan 25, 2020
Mcuzy:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
What again?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 9:33am On Jan 25, 2020
BankyGee:
What again?
My bad wrong thread

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 12:28pm On Jan 25, 2020
Ayanfe29:



You said?

He said "respect the resident champion"

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