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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:03am On Jan 22, 2020
Theenchanter2:
lobatan!

So, shift

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:06am On Jan 22, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

He wrote "your exact weight"

Seems you've asked this before

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:53am On Jan 22, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Female?!!! Mo gbe o!!!
Ah! don't think like that o, we are not doing anything o, just a closed door tete-a-tete lipsrsealed
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:54am On Jan 22, 2020
Ayanfe29:

So, shift
Abi, baby epp me tell him o...
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:59am On Jan 22, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N
Ayanfe, let Nekr0N finish his rituals meant for the dark-blooded beings first na, this can distract him... Ehn, biko smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:01am On Jan 22, 2020
Ayanfe29:

He wrote "your exact weight"
Seems you've asked this before
Emi ke? It's knorr me o grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:31am On Jan 22, 2020
what is going on here? angry angry angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:19pm On Jan 22, 2020
hulk616:
what is going on here? angry angry angry
Latecomer grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:42pm On Jan 22, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 12:48pm On Jan 22, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Lmao grin grin why are you summoning me this time?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 12:49pm On Jan 22, 2020
BankyGee:

Ayanfe, let Nekr0N finish his rituals meant for the dark-blooded beings first na, this can distract him... Ehn, biko smiley

No I've been done with that since bruh

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:13pm On Jan 22, 2020
Nekr0N:

No I've been done with that since bruh
OoH, BuT yOu DiDn't TeLL mE nAH, i jUsT StARtEd mINe tODaY sad
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 3:54pm On Jan 22, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
he wrote "your exact weight" orn the paper .

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 3:59pm On Jan 22, 2020
BankyGee:

OoH, BuT yOu DiDn't TeLL mE nAH, i jUsT StARtEd mINe tODaY sad
Which ritual

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:13pm On Jan 22, 2020
Mcuzy:
Which ritual
Bro, you won't understand, it's between me and Nekr0N lipsrsealed

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 5:26pm On Jan 22, 2020
BankyGee:

Bro, you won't understand, it's between me and Nekr0N lipsrsealed
Hope u are not planning to use Ayanfe29 for ritual? My hand nor dey oo shocked

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:51pm On Jan 22, 2020
Mcuzy:
Hope u are not planning to use Ayanfe29 for ritual? My hand nor dey oo shocked
Ayanfe is my princess o. Aikant use her for rituals na, don't even let her hear you if not... undecided
Lemme just pause lipsrsealed

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 7:16pm On Jan 22, 2020
BankyGee:

OoH, BuT yOu DiDn't TeLL mE nAH, i jUsT StARtEd mINe tODaY sad

Sorry jare...I had to rush it cos.i was late for the disappearing extra lessons i applied for.. remember that?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:28pm On Jan 22, 2020
Nekr0N:


Sorry jare...I had to rush it cos.i was late for the disappearing extra lessons i applied for.. remember that?
OoH... I reMEmBEr nOw, i WaS TeSTiNG tHaT foRGettING sPeLL, guESS iT WoRKeD grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:36pm On Jan 22, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- He wrote "Your exact weight" on the piece of paper

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
theenchanter!
Ayanfe29!
Mcuzy! grin
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:47pm On Jan 22, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
A man locked his Personal Computer with a password and wrote some phrases in the hint box.
Oneday, his wife tries to login in his absence using the hints which contained the following;
4 grapes shockedshockedshockedshocked
1 apple shocked
7 bananas shockedshockedshockedshockedshockedshockedshocked
7 mangoes shockedshockedshockedshockedshockedshockedshocked
2 pineapples shockedshocked
1 orange shocked
8 pomegranates shockedshockedshockedshockedshockedshockedshockedshocked

What is the password? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:00pm On Jan 22, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

4177218

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 8:11pm On Jan 22, 2020
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- He wrote "Your exact weight" on the piece of paper

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
theenchanter!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Not even half Bankygee u're wicked . Just because I spoke about ur baby cry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:47am On Jan 23, 2020
Mcuzy:
Not even half Bankygee u're wicked
I'm sorry bro, ahswearughad, I didn't see your answer...
Just because I spoke about ur baby cry
Lol... Nah smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 12:08pm On Jan 23, 2020
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- He wrote "Your exact weight" on the piece of paper

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
theenchanter!
Ayanfe29!
Mcuzy! grin
*Claps, cheers*
cheesy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:58pm On Jan 23, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:59pm On Jan 23, 2020
Mcuzy:
cheesy
Oya answer the next one...
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 2:51pm On Jan 23, 2020
BankyGee:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Thanos with bewbs

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 2:56pm On Jan 23, 2020
BankyGee:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
what is thanos doing there

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:19pm On Jan 23, 2020
pu7pl3:

Thanos with bewbs
Yeah grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:21pm On Jan 23, 2020
jerrykk:


what is thanos doing there
Iont know o grin
You haven't answered the latest riddle o cool

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