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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Nobody: 4:58pm On Jan 27, 2020
Organs:



You are the stupid one. You think you are in the generation of your forefathers where Men feel entitled and always and forever right and a woman is supposed to be subservient? Unless you meet a mumu virgin girl. Again, you have no right to open your mouth and say you want virgin if you have been busy yourself. So, who should marry the ones you slept with? Most guys with your mentality have small dicks. So you carry your mumu small prick shook here and there then at the end come say that mumu small dick dey find virgin.

In case you are insane or on weed, let me repeat, I have the right to marry who I want to. As for the women I've slept with, they will likely find some half man like you to marry them while still coming to my house for old times' sake.

You know, I really pity men like you. Maybe you think your NL crush will now fall in love with you because you are 'defending women'? Lol. Deceive yourself. I now know who's the one with small dick here. It shows why you are so fixated so much on that.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Omar09(m): 5:06pm On Jan 27, 2020
RisenPhoenix:


In case you are insane or on weed, let me repeat, I have the right to marry who I want to. As for the women I've slept with, they will likely find some half man like you to marry them while still coming to my house for old times' sake.

You know, I really pity men like you. Maybe you think your NL crush will now fall in love with you because you are 'defending women'? Lol. Deceive yourself. I now know who's the one with small dick here. It shows why you are so fixated so much on that.

And I thought I was savage.
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by armyofone(m): 5:48pm On Jan 27, 2020
crackkhaus:

There you go cheesy

So it doesn't matter how small a man is IF the woman is a virgin.


See you - be telling ya guys to be content with tiny grin
When he should be doing surgery to update and upgrade the thing grin

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by crackkhaus: 6:56pm On Jan 27, 2020
bukatyne:


It does.

After breaking the hymen, the size of the woman's vjay comes into play here.

There are different sizes of the male & female private organs.

If the guy is too small, he might be 'satisfied' while the virgin doesn't feel anything aka Mama 3 who wanted to marry corper.

I see.. And one would have thought virginity is not only about an intact hymen, but also the tightness of an unused canal which will only expand as wide as the d1ck that first entered it. This is false? grin
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by bukatyne(f): 7:03pm On Jan 27, 2020
crackkhaus:

I see.. And one would have thought virginity is not only about an intact hymen, but also the tightness of an unused canal which will only expand as wide as the d1ck that first entered it. This is false? grin

Then you are assuming all women have the same size of vjay which is obviously not true. undecided

Again, I doubt on the average, a d*ck can expand a woman noticeably except she is sticking all sorts like cucumbers and over sized didlos inside.

Not to say there would be no wear and tear on the body from jumping from bed to bed over a period of time.
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by crackkhaus: 7:07pm On Jan 27, 2020
armyofone:


See you - be telling ya guys to be content with tiny grin
When he should be doing surgery to update and upgrade the thing grin
No guy should ever be content with having a tiny schlong, I'm of the school of thought that women should be tormented during sex until they are begging for their lives...and tiny cannot torment cheesy

I was just making a case for the guy in the OP. I believe if the lady was a virgin, it would hardly matter if he was small - not like anyone here knows that he actually is. grin
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by crackkhaus: 7:13pm On Jan 27, 2020
bukatyne:


Then you are assuming all women have the same size of vjay which is obviously not true. undecided

Again, I doubt on the average, a d*ck can expand a woman noticeably except she is sticking all sorts like cucumbers and over sized didlos inside.

Not to say there would be no wear and tear on the body from jumping from bed to bed over a period of time.
You don't get me. The size of the vjay is definitely different for every sexually active woman, I'm not disputing this.

I'm talking about vjays that have never being used.
There is a tightness (contracted muscles) in the canal that is the same for all virgin women - any man who has had sex with a virgin will tell you that breaking the hymen is just one part of the work, the remaining and most difficult part is actually getting the vagina to expand enough to allow the entire length of the d1ck being used, fit into it.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by bukatyne(f): 7:22pm On Jan 27, 2020
crackkhaus:

You don't get me. The size of the vjay is definitely different for every sexually active woman, I'm not disputing this.

I'm talking about vjays that have never being used.
There is a tightness (contracted muscles) in the canal that is the same for all virgin women - any man who has had sex with a virgin will tell you that breaking the hymen is just one part of the work, the remaining and most difficult part is actually getting the vagina to expand enough to allow the entire length of the d1ck being used, fit into it.

Then you are back to assuming that all women have the same size of vjay.

1. Are you saying that if 50 women were disflowered by 50 guys of same pen1s size, all fifty would have same vjay size?

2. If a woman was disflowered by 8' d1ck and thereafter slept with 100 men with d1cks smaller, her vjay would be 'wide' because she slept with a lot of men according to the husband in the OP.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Nobody: 8:01pm On Jan 27, 2020
bukatyne:


Then you are assuming all women have the same size of vjay which is obviously not true. undecided

Again, I doubt on the average, a d*ck can expand a woman noticeably except she is sticking all sorts like cucumbers and over sized didlos inside.

Not to say there would be no wear and tear on the body from jumping from bed to bed over a period of time.
I thought a baby can come out of that Yoni, obviously the man's phallus is four inches, the average is six inches. ..monster phallus are eight inches. .but the man might be right, she should have abstained six month to marriage that way she get pretty tight down there and the man might need do some work digging.
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by crackkhaus: 8:11pm On Jan 27, 2020
bukatyne:


Then you are back to assuming that all women have the same size of vjay.

1. Are you saying that if 50 women were disflowered by 50 guys of same pen1s size, all fifty would have same vjay size?

2. If a woman was disflowered by 8' d1ck and thereafter slept with 100 men with d1cks smaller, her vjay would be 'wide' because she slept with a lot of men according to the husband in the OP.

You're going on a tangent.

Your assumption is that the size of a woman's vagina comes pre-ordered from birth and is different for every woman, when in fact, the different vagina sizes are dependent on the sizes of things that have gone into it.

You're seeing it as a bottle-neck with just a cork (hymen) over it, and when the cork is removed, there is already a space waiting to be filled by any d1ck. But in fact, it is actually more like the flattened neck of a brand new deflated balloon, which expands only as far as the air that is blown into it.

This is why there's a cultural bias in places like India against the use of tampons by virgins. It is believed that for a tampon to fit into a woman without stress, then she must have already had a d1ck in there that created a space for it.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by crackkhaus: 8:15pm On Jan 27, 2020
uruba23:

I thought a baby can come out of that Yoni, obviously the man's phallus is four inches, the average is six inches. ..monster phallus are eight inches. .but the man might be right, she should have abstained six month to marriage that way she get pretty tight down there and the man might need do some work digging.
There..

I am very much aware that women who have abstained from sex for a really long time get tighter, and although there is no hymen to be broken, getting the entire length of a man's tool in there will take a little more time.

Cc: Bukatyne

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by armyofone(m): 8:27pm On Jan 27, 2020
Smh! grin You are something else! Tormenter!!

crackkhaus:



No guy should ever be content with having a tiny schlong, I'm of the school of thought that women should be tormented during sex until they are begging for their lives...and tiny cannot torment cheesy

I was just making a case for the guy in the OP. I believe if the lady was a virgin, it would hardly matter if he was small - not like anyone here knows that he actually is. grin
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by bukatyne(f): 8:40pm On Jan 27, 2020
crackkhaus:

You're going on a tangent.

Your assumption is that the size of a woman's vagina comes pre-ordered from birth and is different for every woman, when in fact, the different vagina sizes are dependent on the sizes of things that have gone into it.

You're seeing it as a bottle-neck with just a cork (hymen) over it, and when the cork is removed, there is already a space waiting to be filled by any d1ck. But in fact, it is actually more like the flattened neck of a brand new deflated balloon, which expands only as far as the air that is blown into it.

This is why there's a cultural bias in places like India against the use of tampons by virgins. It is believed that for a tampon to fit into a woman without stress, then she must have already had a d1ck in there that created a space for it.

Every baby girl has same size dot nipples on their chest which grows into different sizes of boobs later.

You sha know that balloons come in different sizes?

I also have issues with tampons and menstrual cups. They don't feel right to me. undecided BUT the opening for tampons (same as urine) is different from the opening for d1cks.

I dropped some links:
https://www.webmd.com/women/features/vagina-size

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_vaginal_size
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by bukatyne(f): 8:43pm On Jan 27, 2020
uruba23:

I thought a baby can come out of that Yoni, obviously the man's phallus is four inches, the average is six inches. ..monster phallus are eight inches. .but the man might be right, she should have abstained six month to marriage that way she get pretty tight down there and the man might need do some work digging.

A baby coming out is different from a phallus going in.

Haven't you seen cases where you loosen something and you can't fit it back and you wonder how the manufacturer got it to fit?

The Vjay prepares 9mths to push a baby out and some women need kegels et AL to get back in shape.

Funny, I doubt a baby can ever go in.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by bukatyne(f): 8:48pm On Jan 27, 2020
crackkhaus:

There..

I am very much aware that women who have abstained from sex for a really long time get tighter, and although there is no hymen to be broken, getting the entire length of a man's tool in there will take a little more time.

Cc: Bukatyne

Hmmmmm.

I hear this alot.

I am thinking the body has to remember how to have sex again.

I have a wild thought.

If multiple births really change the vjay, how did our foremothers have 20, 15 kids?

Just a wild thought. undecided
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by crackkhaus: 8:52pm On Jan 27, 2020
armyofone:
Smh! grin You are something else! Tormenter!!

What to do na.

Sexual intercourse is like the only time a woman can be tormented and tortured without any complaints, anger, or bad blood from her.
No feminism and gender equality during sex, a modern woman does not mind being treated like a b1tch once she needs orgasm. grin

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Organs(m): 8:53pm On Jan 27, 2020
RisenPhoenix:


In case you are insane or on weed, let me repeat, I have the right to marry who I want to. As for the women I've slept with, they will likely find some half man like you to marry them while still coming to my house for old times' sake.

You know, I really pity men like you. Maybe you think your NL crush will now fall in love with you because you are 'defending women'? Lol. Deceive yourself. I now know who's the one with small dick here. It shows why you are so fixated so much on that.


Again, from your assertions and all, i can tell easily you are only capable of following pepper sellers and boli sellers. That is why ure running your mouth up and down like a rabid dog. A smart, classy, educated lady will easily intimidate you cos your mentality, opinion and general mindset shows you are stupid, unenlightened and a local man to the core. You cannot even ask the ladies i roll with for number, fear no go let you.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jan 27, 2020
crackkhaus:

There..

I am very much aware that women who have abstained from sex for a really long time get tighter, and although there is no hymen to be broken, getting the entire length of a man's tool in there will take a little more time.

Cc: Bukatyne
you are definitely right so you can imagine the man's disappointment cruising on the expressway on his wedding night.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jan 27, 2020
Organs:



Again, from your assertions and all, i can tell easily you are only capable of following pepper sellers and boli sellers. That is why ure running your mouth up and down like a rabid dog. A smart, classy, educated lady will easily intimidate you cos your mentality, opinion and general mindset shows you are stupid, unenlightened and a local man to the core. You cannot even ask the ladies i roll with for number, fear no go let you.

I hear you. Continue fantasizing. Maybe she'll eventually love you. Lol; if it wasn't so pathetic that is.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Organs(m): 9:00pm On Jan 27, 2020
Kennedyiheme:
you're either a gay man or a simp

Hmm gay man, cos i ask for equality. Bros, even Buhari's kids did not inherit his stupidity how come you wey im sure is far from Asorock is now the one displaying stupidity? Or did you inherit yours from Nnamdi Kanu?

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by crackkhaus: 9:08pm On Jan 27, 2020
bukatyne:


Every baby girl has same size dot nipples on their chest which grows into different sizes of boobs later.

You sha know that balloons come in different sizes?

I also have issues with tampons and menstrual cups. They don't feel right to me. undecided BUT the opening for tampons (same as urine) is different from the opening for d1cks.

I dropped some links:
https://www.webmd.com/women/features/vagina-size

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_vaginal_size
The "neck" of the balloon is the reference, not the size of the balloon - the necks are like flattened canals.

Did a quick short read of the contents in the links. They are both talking about sexually active women.
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by bukatyne(f): 9:11pm On Jan 27, 2020
crackkhaus:

The "neck" of the balloon is the reference, not the size of the balloon - the necks are like flattened canals.

Did a quick short read of the contents in the links. They are both talking about sexually active women.

Read in depth.

The Wikipedia even has a study some scientists did.
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by bukatyne(f): 9:12pm On Jan 27, 2020
uruba23:

you are definitely right so you can imagine the man's disappointment cruising on the expressway on his wedding night.

Abeg leave me grin

Expressway ko, highway ni.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by crackkhaus: 9:17pm On Jan 27, 2020
bukatyne:


Hmmmmm.

I hear this alot.

I am thinking the body has to remember how to have sex again.

I have a wild thought.

If multiple births really change the vjay, how did our foremothers have 20, 15 kids?

Just a wild thought. undecided
I didn't just hear it, I have experienced it with more than just one lady who had been celibate for a while. One of them (celibate for 5yrs) couldn't get her index finger into it successfully without discomfort.

I don't understand the question about our foremothers. Are you coming from the angle that our forefathers didn't complain about their wives' widened vaginas?

If that's it, then we don't know if they complained or not.. What I can tell you is that it only takes a few thrusts (even in a slacked vjay) to release the sperm which gave life to those 15/20 kids cheesy
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by crackkhaus: 9:19pm On Jan 27, 2020
uruba23:

you are definitely right so you can imagine the man's disappointment cruising on the expressway on his wedding night.
What a disappointment that must have been, I can only imagine.

Local man cannot come and be looking for a solution for something he did not cause.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by crackkhaus: 9:26pm On Jan 27, 2020
bukatyne:


Read in depth.

The Wikipedia even has a study some scientists did.
Nothing about vaginal dimensions for virgins there.

Dimensions in the baseline state is referring to the vaginal state before arousal for a sexually active woman.
Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Organs(m): 10:15pm On Jan 27, 2020
RisenPhoenix:


I hear you. Continue fantasizing. Maybe she'll eventually love you. Lol; if it wasn't so pathetic that is.

Bros, are you so immature that you believe if someone does not buy into your ideology that person is looking for babe on NL or looking for something else? Well, again, you date immature and mumu babes. The babes I date, you have to show capacity to lead before they will date you even, now you with your mindset of, "i want to marry a virgin" and your small dick that has seen Risikat selling agbalumo, Bose selling moi-moi, blessing selling agege bread, etc, they will say hell no. They want a fresh dick. Even, nonsense Kim Kardashian sef, asked KW to shower 100 times, that is Kim Kardashian oh...

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Nobody: 10:13am On Jan 28, 2020
Organs:


Bros, are you so immature that you believe if someone does not buy into your ideology that person is looking for babe on NL or looking for something else? Well, again, you date immature and mumu babes. The babes I date, you have to show capacity to lead before they will date you even, now you with your mindset of, "i want to marry a virgin" and your small dick that has seen Risikat selling agbalumo, Bose selling moi-moi, blessing selling agege bread, etc, they will say hell no. They want a fresh dick. Even, nonsense Kim Kardashian sef, asked KW to shower 100 times, that is Kim Kardashian oh...

It pained you so much? Ok sorry.
Now please get off my mention. Find someone your level to play with.

Kennedyiheme:
you're either a gay man or a simp

Definitely a simp bro. Definitely a simp. Only a loud mouthed one with mummy issues and a little dick. Oh, and he's crushing on someone on NL. Not fair to mention her name since she's not to blame. He thinks he's impressing her with this. He also seems to know all the agbalumo and moi moi sellers in his area. Probably been crushing on them too; since he knows all their names. Bet you my bottom dollar that none of them knows his.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Kennedyiheme: 11:05am On Jan 28, 2020
RisenPhoenix:


It pained you so much? Ok sorry.
Now please get off my mention. Find someone your level to play with.



Definitely a simp bro. Definitely a simp. Only a loud mouthed one with mummy issues and a little dick. Oh, and he's crushing on someone on NL. Not fair to mention her name since she's not to blame. He thinks he's impressing her with this. He also seems to know all the agbalumo and moi moi sellers in his area. Probably been crushing on them too; since he knows all their names. Bet you my bottom dollar that none of them knows his.
this simp men don't know you can't get a woman when you're a nice giy trying to impress them grin

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Organs(m): 6:59pm On Jan 28, 2020
RisenPhoenix:


It pained you so much? Ok sorry.
Now please get off my mention. Find someone your level to play with.



Definitely a simp bro. Definitely a simp. Only a loud mouthed one with mummy issues and a little dick. Oh, and he's crushing on someone on NL. Not fair to mention her name since she's not to blame. He thinks he's impressing her with this. He also seems to know all the agbalumo and moi moi sellers in his area. Probably been crushing on them too; since he knows all their names. Bet you my bottom dollar that none of them knows his.


Why didn't you reply me with all that? You dey fear? mumu! Don't worry, dem no dey tell man. Just stay within your circles and remain stupid. You are actually irredeemable if you still cannot fathom or understand clearly what you're saying can only be said to a lady that does not know her self worth? Also, this says a lot about your exposure and those you've been with.

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by bukatyne(f): 7:23pm On Jan 28, 2020
crackkhaus:

Nothing about vaginal dimensions for virgins there.

Dimensions in the baseline state is referring to the vaginal state before arousal for a sexually active woman.

If the vjay had no size/shape of its own at creation, then there can be no range in the baseline state because it is formless and taking the form of the biggest person/toy they are currently sleeping with.

If there is no size, women wouldn't be running away from super big d1cks na.

In your opinion, all women are the same size as virgins till disflowered and their vjay takes the form of the man who disflowered them. You are assuming the vjay is not flesh and like hot eba or cast that has no size and shape.

I say every vjay has a size and shape and an average d!ck cannot change it because it is elastic.

However, women who use oversized toys and/or sexual practices that involve stuffing unnaturally big stuffs into their vjays might have a non-firm/slack/non-friction producing vjay in addition to other bodily wear and tear. (One of the biases I have against BDSM especially in non-married couples, the woman is foolish undecided)

Let's agree to disagree on the above.

I also doubt the frequency of sex/ sex partners does much harm as much as the how.

1. Lady A became active at 20 and sleeps with 4 men/year (one man once a quarter) for 10 years (40 men and had sex 40 times in 10 yrs)
2. Lady B became active at 20 and sleeps with 1 man (twice a week) for 10 years (1 man and had sex 1,040 times in 10 yrs)

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Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by Okudiover(m): 8:54pm On Feb 02, 2020
Well if women can divorce their husbands for not satisfying them in bed or having a small (coughs) then men can also ask for transfer from down stream territory to riverine tributaries for easy navigation of their canoes and light boats. No be everybody dey operate ocean liner.

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