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CsRockefeller:
At least, because of NNPC I get suit. Even on my convocation I no wear suit.

Anytime I nack am people dey look me like one big oga.

villainnotmoobb:
As we are bracing up for impact like this, me I'm just reflecting on the day of my interview......na that day i discover say i be STAMMERER ....before i face my panel, i bin go toilet like two times. My name was second on the list, as the first guy comot frown face, i say : haaaaa e don be oo.......as i enter the interview room, the first question na: We have seen the address on you C.V., so, you are coming from Lagos? In my mind, i say: noooo, na Malawi i dey come from. Me wey tension wan kill me, you dey ask me that kind kweshion. As dey start dey ask me kweshions lydis, everything just dey sound like chinese for my ear. Me wey don go cram NNPC subsidiaries, what are you people asking me like this tori olohun . All the kweshions wey dem ask me, na one fine woman wey dey my panel i just face, i dey look her dey answer the kweshions. She just dey nod head and i dey happy....Panel leader ask me if i get kweshion, i say nooooo i no get. me wey just wan comot for that room.....All my hope now be say, that fine woman go just reason say i be fine boy too, she go just follow them reason say make dem gimme better mark . ...You people should help me pray lemme get this APL oooh, i don't want to join AMOTEKUN oooh

Clintsoch:
@Jarus @Moogoogaipan @Bkamm any update please, I don't wish to trouble you guys but if there's any valuable info please feed us in.

Can only confirm that the Wednesday outcome was positive (go ahead given to conclude GTs).
All comes down to how fast the HR team are about that.
Kind regards.

BenFlash:
Sometimes when you actually calm down to reflect upon the amount of corruption that flows through the company you aspire to work for, you reflect very very haaaaaaaaard, then you just tell yourself...


ABEG GIVE ME THE APL fez of all, I fittint shout

Lol. Good morning bro.

bobowaja:
Lol. Good morning bro.

Baba you are sighted, good morning

bkamm:
Can only confirm that the Wednesday outcome was positive (go ahead given to conclude GTs).
All comes down to how fast the HR team are about that.
Kind regards.

Thanks for the update

CsRockefeller:
At least, because of NNPC I get suit. Even on my convocation I no wear suit.

Anytime I nack am people dey look me like one big oga.

Chaiiii..... people funny for this thread.... I don read this close to 8 times and e still dey evoke serious laughter for belle

Nice one. At least it's still within a range of a week or 2 weeks as earlier mentioned. I mean HR team cannot waste time any further since approval to go ahead on invitation has been given

bkamm:
Can only confirm that the Wednesday outcome was positive (go ahead given to conclude GTs).
All comes down to how fast the HR team are about that.
Kind regards.

He said Amoekun, lolz....

Anyone around KD tonight, pls send me a dm.

Let's meet and hangout

villainnotmoobb:
As we are bracing up for impact like this, me I'm just reflecting on the day of my interview......na that day i discover say i be STAMMERER ....before i face my panel, i bin go toilet like two times. My name was second on the list, as the first guy comot frown face, i say : haaaaa e don be oo.......as i enter the interview room, the first question na: We have seen the address on you C.V., so, you are coming from Lagos? In my mind, i say: noooo, na Malawi i dey come from. Me wey tension wan kill me, you dey ask me that kind kweshion. As dey start dey ask me kweshions lydis, everything just dey sound like chinese for my ear. Me wey don go cram NNPC subsidiaries, what are you people asking me like this tori olohun . All the kweshions wey dem ask me, na one fine woman wey dey my panel i just face, i dey look her dey answer the kweshions. She just dey nod head and i dey happy....Panel leader ask me if i get kweshion, i say nooooo i no get. me wey just wan comot for that room.....All my hope now be say, that fine woman go just reason say i be fine boy too, she go just follow them reason say make dem gimme better mark . ...You people should help me pray lemme get this APL oooh, i don't want to join AMOTEKUN oooh

bkamm:
Can only confirm that the Wednesday outcome was positive (go ahead given to conclude GTs).
All comes down to how fast the HR team are about that.
Kind regards.

Thanks for this update.

From now others will start spilling that their sauce said same thing o. Nairaland source sorcerers

Bkamm, you are sombody jareh

bkamm:
Can only confirm that the Wednesday outcome was positive (go ahead given to conclude GTs).
All comes down to how fast the HR team are about that.
Kind regards.

jaiye4love:
Nice one. At least it's still within a range of a week or 2 weeks as earlier mentioned. I mean HR team cannot waste time any further since approval to go ahead on invitation has been given

Welcome back!

Artexexes:
He said Amoekun, lolz....
Anyone around KD tonight, pls send me a dm.
Let's meet and hangout

Where in KD?

bkamm:
Can only confirm that the Wednesday outcome was positive (go ahead given to conclude GTs).
All comes down to how fast the HR team are about that.
Kind regards.

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CBNwords:
Thanks for this update.

From now others will start spilling that their sauce said same thing o. Nairaland source sorcerers

Recycled sauce things

bkamm:
Can only confirm that the Wednesday outcome was positive (go ahead given to conclude GTs).
All comes down to how fast the HR team are about that.
Kind regards.

Thanks for the update. Kindly update us on what's up with EH. Abeg no be only GTs waka come!

Are people still here?

Why are those HR lazy na...
They should wrap this thing up before i lose my temper

...

villainnotmoobb:
As we are bracing up for impact like this, me I'm just reflecting on the day of my interview......na that day i discover say i be STAMMERER ....before i face my panel, i bin go toilet like two times. My name was second on the list, as the first guy comot frown face, i say : haaaaa e don be oo.......as i enter the interview room, the first question na: We have seen the address on you C.V., so, you are coming from Lagos? In my mind, i say: noooo, na Malawi i dey come from. Me wey tension wan kill me, you dey ask me that kind kweshion. As dey start dey ask me kweshions lydis, everything just dey sound like chinese for my ear. Me wey don go cram NNPC subsidiaries, what are you people asking me like this tori olohun . All the kweshions wey dem ask me, na one fine woman wey dey my panel i just face, i dey look her dey answer the kweshions. She just dey nod head and i dey happy....Panel leader ask me if i get kweshion, i say nooooo i no get. me wey just wan comot for that room.....All my hope now be say, that fine woman go just reason say i be fine boy too, she go just follow them reason say make dem gimme better mark . ...You people should help me pray lemme get this APL oooh, i don't want to join AMOTEKUN oooh

Burst my brain o

Fact

Originakalokalo:
There is no way APLs will leave the towers to the courier services without people picking up the "scent "....Going by the number of credible sources we have here


Unless NNPC will send e-APL......I doubt this though.

We can conclude that APLs have not left NNPC as at today.

Artexexes:
Kachia Rd., - Barcode lounge
There's an open tab for us at the bar, just say from KRPC

How do i get there from kabala west?

Whatever ooh!! Let the whole APL be released. GTs kwenu! EH kwenu! GTs and EH will be released same time anyway.

Not all that familiar with the terrain yet Sir. We just do from room to the site and back basically except on Fridays where we can take some time off.

Dunno where Kabala west is, but Google Map says it should be a 43 min drive from there 2 Barcode

joobseekar:
How do i get there from kabala west?

Thank you so much for the timely response, I appreciate.

bkamm:
Can only confirm that the Wednesday outcome was positive (go ahead given to conclude GTs).
All comes down to how fast the HR team are about that.
Kind regards.

Clintsoch:
Thank you so much for the timely response, I appreciate.

I appreciate your appreciation.

Cheers!

habishat:
I appreciate your appreciation.

habishat:
I appreciate your appreciation.

And I appreciate that you appreciate appreciations

Artexexes:
Not all that familiar with the terrain yet Sir. We just do from room to the site and back basically except on Fridays where we can take some time off.

Dunno where Kabala west is, but Google Map says it should be a 43 min drive from there 2 Barcode

7pm aight?

Hello Buddy! Any luck?

moogoogaipan:
He calls or ping me whenever he hears...
Let me do the calling and pinging to ascertain whats going on rn.
Although he said btw Wednesday this week & Next Week, so he may gbélé mí but no yawa...

habishat:
On behalf of Bkamm, I appreciate your appreciation.

Bolded.

My interview:

I wasn't initially serious about this till a friend challenged me telling me I'd never make it past the CBT because I wasn't that intelligent. I felt insulted and prepared by covering my old GRE books and NNPC past Q, improving my precision along the way. I practically slept through the CBT exam because I was very exhausted.
Anyone who saw one guy sleeping while people were rushing into the computer center saw me .

So, I scaled through, was invited for interview and proceeded to turn my challenging friend into my interview coach.

Interview session went as follows:

Man 1: Tell us about yourself
...

Proceeded to recite my Scholarship personal statement.


Man 2: Tell us safety procedures if you're going to drive a car.

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Mentioned several on my head then got interrupted when I talked about checking my tyre pressure before driving.

Man 3: How can you check it before driving? You drive the car to check pressure? Doesn't make sense!!!

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My Vulcanizer stays near my house, so all I do every morning is to bring him over to check the tyres before I drive out.
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Everybody nods in agreement.

Man 4: who is the president of NMGS and NAPE?

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No idea!!! I don't know!!! But I remember Prof. Saidu baba was a former president of NMGS.
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Man 4: That's a long time ago!!

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Yeah!!
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Man 5: Wait!! You can't speak your language?!!! You only know how to speak Hausa?!!
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Everybody laughs
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Man 6: So what are your plans for the next give years?

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I'm going to be an expert in CCS and NMR.
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Everybody nods head.
....

Thanks for coming.
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My life has since changed since that period. If it comes or doesn't, I will remain grateful to God.