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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Andre92(m): 1:05pm On Jan 31, 2020
villainnotmoobb:
As we are bracing up for impact like this, me I'm just reflecting on the day of my interview......na that day i discover say i be STAMMERER cry cry....before i face my panel, i bin go toilet like two times. My name was second on the list, as the first guy comot frown face, i say : haaaaa e don be oo.......as i enter the interview room, the first question na: We have seen the address on you C.V., so, you are coming from Lagos? In my mind, i say: noooo, na Malawi i dey come from. Me wey tension wan kill me, you dey ask me that kind kweshion. As dey start dey ask me kweshions lydis, everything just dey sound like chinese for my ear. Me wey don go cram NNPC subsidiaries, what are you people asking me like this tori olohun cry. All the kweshions wey dem ask me, na one fine woman wey dey my panel i just face, i dey look her dey answer the kweshions. She just dey nod head and i dey happy....Panel leader ask me if i get kweshion, i say nooooo i no get. me wey just wan comot for that room.....All my hope now be say, that fine woman go just reason say i be fine boy too, she go just follow them reason say make dem gimme better mark embarassed embarassed embarassed. ...You people should help me pray lemme get this APL oooh, i don't want to join AMOTEKUN oooh grin grin grin

When I read the last sentence and saw this 'AMOTEKUN' I laughed so loud that my boss walked me out of his office. Nairaland nor go kill person.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by dvaliant: 1:07pm On Jan 31, 2020
joobseekar:


How do i get there from kabala west?

Get to kasuwa/kano Road,

Take a bus to crittal hope busstop (busses going to Sabo)
Cross over, take a bike to barcode.

Alternatively, you can go through Barnawa Complex.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by joobseekar: 1:09pm On Jan 31, 2020
dvaliant:

Get to kasuwa/kano Road,
Take a bus to crittal hope busstop (busses going to Sabo) Cross over, take a bike to barcode.
Alternatively, you can go through Barnawa Complex.
Nagode Sose!
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ABoogieWithDaHo(m): 1:14pm On Jan 31, 2020
bkamm:


Can only confirm that the Wednesday outcome was positive (go ahead given to conclude GTs).
All comes down to how fast the HR team are about that.
Kind regards.


How many times will they give go ahead to HR, foreign man is tired o.
December, they were given go ahead, early january, they were also given go ahead..

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by CBNwords(m): 1:24pm On Jan 31, 2020
ABoogieWithDaHo:



How many times will they give go ahead to HR, foreign man is tired o.
December, they were given go ahead, early january, they were also given go ahead..

It's better to be hearing go ahead than to be hearing suspended, or halted...

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ABoogieWithDaHo(m): 1:31pm On Jan 31, 2020
CBNwords:


It's better to be hearing go ahead than to be hearing suspended, or halted...


Lol, better dan hearing "soon"

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by jaiye4love: 1:32pm On Jan 31, 2020
Thanks my brother! I wish us APL.Amen
olaidefat:


Welcome back!
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 1:41pm On Jan 31, 2020
Can someone write Oxford to change the meaning of "SOON"? angry

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 1:48pm On Jan 31, 2020
Abused word and phrases on this thread cheesy


Soon, approved, lists, go ahead, nod, next week, next month, Wednesday, brace up for impact, shared, canceled, suspended, cancellation of cancel, 1000 trained pigeons, dhl, source, sauce, I heard, my sauce said, alertees etc


Add urs

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Powersurge: 1:50pm On Jan 31, 2020
Andre92:


When I read the last sentence and saw this 'AMOTEKUN' I laughed so loud that my boss walked me out of his office. Nairaland nor go kill person.

Anytime I am in the office or my boss is around, I try to avoid Nairaland. She could put one in trouble.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 1:53pm On Jan 31, 2020
Where is Arelemoni?
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 1:55pm On Jan 31, 2020
bobowaja:
Abused word and phrases on this thread cheesy


Soon, approved, lists, go ahead, nod, next week, next month, Wednesday, brace up for impact, shared, canceled, suspended, cancellation of cancel, 1000 trained pigeons, dhl, source, sauce, I heard, my sauce said, alertees etc


Add urs
Batch A,B and C
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Powersurge: 1:55pm On Jan 31, 2020
bobowaja:
Abused word and phrases on this thread cheesy


Soon, approved, lists, go ahead, nod, next week, next month, Wednesday, brace up for impact, shared, canceled, suspended, cancellation of cancel, 1000 trained pigeons, dhl, source, sauce, I heard, my sauce said, alertees etc


Add urs

My own na Monika wey dey bear good person name but dey behave opposite. In African China's voice, "If I say M you O another man say H omo na you sabi".

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by joobseekar: 1:58pm On Jan 31, 2020
bobowaja:
Abused word and phrases on this thread cheesy


Soon, approved, lists, go ahead, nod, next week, next month, Wednesday, brace up for impact, shared, canceled, suspended, cancellation of cancel, 1000 trained pigeons, dhl, source, sauce, I heard, my sauce said, alertees etc


Add urs
only you? you don mention am finish nau, wetin you still wan make we add again?
kk, lemme try, Access theory, theory gan gan, i'm too busy, jobless, learn a skill, get busy, i've moved on, HR, GGM, PA to GMD, PA to GMD's Son, Grupo, MIB, FBI, Mature, First class, 1300 employees,...
make i no mention am finish, others should add theirs... cheesy cheesy

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 2:09pm On Jan 31, 2020
bkamm:


Can only confirm that the Wednesday outcome was positive (go ahead given to conclude GTs).
All comes down to how fast the HR team are about that.
Kind regards.

I don't mean to sound negative but I really don't think the HR team of NNPC is that incompetent not to have a template to just input the names on the modified list that was approved. That is why we have computers (excel, HRIS etc.)

I just think someone is deliberately stalling the release process, for whatever reason I don't know but if that person or group of persons give(s) the go ahead, the HR team will send notifications within few hours. The era of clerical work is long gone. My 2 cents though.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 2:10pm On Jan 31, 2020
olaidefat:

Batch A,B and C
Lol teddy bear is coming for u.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 2:11pm On Jan 31, 2020
Powersurge:


My own na Monika wey dey bear good person name but dey behave opposite. In African China's voice, "If I say M you O another man say H omo na you sabi".
Hahahaha grin grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 2:12pm On Jan 31, 2020
joobseekar:

only you? you don mention am finish nau, wetin you still wan make we add again?
kk, lemme try, Access theory, theory gan gan, i'm too busy, jobless, learn a skill, get busy, i've moved on, HR, GGM, PA to GMD, PA to GMD's Son, Grupo, MIB, FBI, Mature, First class, 1300 employees,...
make i no mention am finish, others should add theirs... cheesy cheesy
@bolded
That access bank theory reigned that year o.

I almost wished it was true till nnpc nack me alert cheesy cheesy

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by souljar(m): 2:14pm On Jan 31, 2020
joobseekar:

only you? you don mention am finish nau, wetin you still wan make we add again?
kk, lemme try, Access theory, theory gan gan, i'm too busy, jobless, learn a skill, get busy, i've moved on, HR, GGM, PA to GMD, PA to GMD's Son, Grupo, MIB, FBI, Mature, First class, 1300 employees,...
make i no mention am finish, others should add theirs... cheesy cheesy
How una take forget LOMS? grin
That was the first hit!

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Powersurge: 2:17pm On Jan 31, 2020
joobseekar:

only you? you don mention am finish nau, wetin you still wan make we add again?
kk, lemme try, Access theory, theory gan gan, i'm too busy, jobless, learn a skill, get busy, i've moved on, HR, GGM, PA to GMD, PA to GMD's Son, Grupo, MIB, FBI, Mature, First class, 1300 employees,...
make i no mention am finish, others should add theirs... cheesy cheesy

You finish work

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 2:22pm On Jan 31, 2020
bobowaja:

@bolded
That access bank theory reigned that year o.

I almost wished it was true till nnpc nack me alert cheesy cheesy
souljar:

How una take forget LOMS? grin
That was the first hit!

Barring any last minute change

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by OptimistBrain: 2:27pm On Jan 31, 2020
....

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jan 31, 2020
BenFlash:


Barring any last minute change
LMAO
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by moogoogaipan: 2:34pm On Jan 31, 2020
So he pinged me this morning and then he didn't reply swiftly, so i put a call through him.

He didn't mince his words, he said, wait till the end of nextweek.

So let's chill people.
Clintsoch:
Hello Buddy! Any luck?

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Clintsoch: 2:41pm On Jan 31, 2020
Thanks Buddy, we wait.
moogoogaipan:
So he pinged me this morning and then he didn't reply swiftly, so i put a call through him.

He didn't mince his words, he said, wait till the end of nextweek.

So let's chill people.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 2:41pm On Jan 31, 2020
souljar:

How una take forget LOMS? grin
That was the first hit!

Oh my dear LOMS! cheesy

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 2:42pm On Jan 31, 2020
moogoogaipan:
So he pinged me this morning and then he didn't reply swiftly, so i put a call through him.

He didn't mince his words, he said, wait till the end of nextweek.

So let's chill people.
bro if I get this kind leg, i go dey Istanbul dey flex now... Opor!

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by joobseekar: 2:43pm On Jan 31, 2020
bobowaja:

@bolded
That access bank theory reigned that year o.

I almost wished it was true till nnpc nack me alert cheesy cheesy

Chai! No be only you o, until that Friday morning... First and only time I no too too happy to receive credit alert. I just get mixed feelings for some hours that day.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by villainnotmoobb: 2:57pm On Jan 31, 2020
moogoogaipan:
So he pinged me this morning and then he didn't reply swiftly, so i put a call through him.

He didn't mince his words, he said, wait till the end of nextweek.

So let's chill people.

Baba, abeg screenshot the next set of messages after the 'CONGRATULATIONS BRO'...... i want to check something grin grin grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Donas11(m): 3:08pm On Jan 31, 2020
ABT theory,men were dodging alert like corona-virus...

Don't forget "Contract Staff",
"McKinsey postulation"

The kind leg,whey some people get ehnn...,If na me get am,i no go bother come here at all...

Some people na matter of "when" NNPC will call them not "if"...

God na the leg whey I get for NNPC oo,APL locate me..

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 3:16pm On Jan 31, 2020
I dey try catch a nap jejely this afternoon, na so my phone rang few minutes ago...the number wey dey na landline I guess (0188******)....

Caller: Good afternoon Mr ****

Callee: Good afternoon oh, who's this please?

Caller: I'm *** calling from ( when I heard from like this my blood don boil, cos the place dey noisy, I be wan scream yes!!!) na so e talk say e dey call from one rubbish wey I no sabi nor ever hear before, con dey thank me for making payments. I dey wonder weda na inside dream I bought something from them...maybe na all of local yahoo boys...dem be learner sha...



na so my body return to default oh, I tried calling back but e be like say the thing wey con pick later na robot...

I con imagine say na from dhl dem call me say I get package from the towers. I go don scatter the whole house by now...the only wey scatter now na mind lol...

next week please come oh...

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Enntay(f): 3:16pm On Jan 31, 2020
villainnotmoobb:


Baba, abeg screenshot the next set of messages after the 'CONGRATULATIONS BRO'...... i want to check something grin grin grin


Were you patient enought to read his post

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