shollywendy1:

Very true. But i need to get to their office on monday to enquire more. They were everywhere today. I purposely parked and asked them what does uber driver need to have apart frm the lasdri ? They said hackney permit for car hire is a must and one other car operator card that i dnt understand yet. Though, they asked me to visit their Awolowo road office( old secretariat) for more details on monday

Luxurydriverng:


According to a driver he said they stop most Corolla and Camry, has anyone here experienced such?

AngryIgboMan:
If Uber drivers foolishly start going to make enquiries about hackney permit and any useless drivers card, you are putting other drivers at risk! This is Lagos! Every vampire is looking for whom to cash out on.

As they have banned keke and Okada, Local government touts will now be hungry. NURTW will want you to fall under them.

Stop being stuppid and desperately foolish at the same time. THIS IS YOUR PERSONAL CAR YOU ARE PARTNERING WITH A COMPANY THAT PAYS TAXES! MOST OF YOU HAVE YOUR TIN YOU ALREADY SIGNED UP WITH. MOST OF US PAY TAXES ALREADY. YOU ARE NOT A COMMERCIAL VEHICLE. UBER WAS MADE AS A RIDE SHARING PLATFORM NOT AS A TRANSPORT FIRM. ITS IN NIGERIA THAT THEY REDEFINED IT AND STARTED HIRING DRIVERS!

Once they notice that some drivers are getting it, one fat Alausa basstard will see it as an opportunity to cash out!

They will now send touts to be stopping cars.

Drivers please try and get sense!!

Immediately you notice anybody trying to stop you, quickly put your car on central lock, park, end trip (Take note of amount when you ended it, delete all apps and then tell your rider to say she is your sister or that you are her personal driver!! Let me see how the animal will proove you are a driver.

You morrons talking about visiting there office should not start a nonsense that wont stop.

Because if you do, one imbeccile will go and manufacture a card and call it "UBER PERMIT CARD". Every year, you will be made to renew them just as you renew your road worthiness, Vehicle licence and Insurance.

STOP BEING STUPPID YOU DUMB FUCCKS. How many cars will they park?

If they park you and ask if you are an Uber driver... Simple answer; CAPITAL NO. NO LONG TALK.

CASE CLOSED!

Atimes, I wish I was the only one on this earth. So many weaklings that needs to be eliminated are cropping up. No real men anymore. Pusssy ass Jon Moes.

What da hell!

izzou:
As long as the name on your driver's license is different from the name on the vehicle particulars, VIO MUST demand for your LASDRI card

This has been going on for years before Uber came on board. Victims were mostly company drivers. Now wey corolla Don full everywhere,...........

As for hackney permit, it's usually for only red plated vehicles. But if the government changes t to blue nko? Wetin man go do?

God help you if you carry a rider that will cast you

God bless Sanwo Olu
Itesiwaju Ipinle Eko lo jewa logun

shollywendy1:

God will bless u. If law changes. There is nothing we can do than to comply.

okorotalkative:
It is official, winter is over. If you tell me say you no see rider carry today, something is wrong with you then.

4 online trips and 1 offline. I don go grocery shopping, buy fuel for gen go rest. Till tomorrow!

That AngryIgboMan might seem eccentric but he's right on some instances. People wey invest money for uber bizness wey no make profits wetin make dem talk?

Life na brain brain.

izzou:


Make your enquiries if you can, especially if it's a corolla

The same government wey help Gokada launch their app, na the same government ban them

I heard the hackney is #3500 a year or something.

shollywendy1:

N3500 and VIO might ticket 25k or more.
If getting hackney for N3500 will save one from embarrassment and delay. Then, why not just get and move on.
I remembered when fashola tenure introduced lasdri. Who dare raise eyebrow against it.
What i believe is that " give unto ceaser what belongs to ceaser

AngryIgboMan:
Why am not overly worried about this hopeless issue is that from childhood, MY FATHER HAS ALWAYS TAUGHT ME THAT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE NATURAL OCCURING IMBECCILES. They are imbecciles by nature and as such, very useless. They are like mineral resources and whether you like it or not, they must exist.. The least you can always do is to extract them like the mineral resources they are, use them and discard them in the dustbin.

Just for anybody that wants to learn;

LASDRI CARD
The LASDRI CARD LASDRI is a card issued by the Lagos state drivers institute strictly for commercial vehicle drivers, pick-up owners and company vehicles’ drivers.

So Unless you are a complete morron, you have no business with this card as an Uber driver. You are neither a commercial vehicle driver, tanker driver, pickup driver, lorry driver or company driver. You are a vehicle owner sharing your destination with other riders headed in the same destination. So you share the fuel money! Thats the original plan of ehailing. Ride sharing! Even if you want, let the name on drivers licence be different from particulars, its very useless to me. I can claim am using my friends car to head to my office... So I picked a rider headed the same way. How you present your arguement to them is up to you.



HACKNEY PERMIT

The hackney permit is simply a licence for vehicles below a certain weight category to carry goods within a state. Please pay attention to CARRY GOODS. This documents should be issued to you at the point of registering your vehicle and does not require any form of inspection whatsoever.

So unless YOU ARE A TOTAL IDDIOT or you know your car is a Kabu Kabu, Tanker or J5, I wonder what an uber driver is doing with a hackney permit. Anyways I don't blame some of you. Most of your cars are already looking like Trailers and Hausa Gwongworo (911) meant for carrying Nama and Goat.

This explains why some riders will want to put freezer in my car.

Some of you that answer tough names on this forum but are just asss wipes in real life, your real LIFE names should either be DOKPEMU, IDIMU OR IGANDO with the shapes of your head below.

shollywendy1:

N3500 and VIO might ticket 25k or more.
If getting hackney for N3500 will save one from embarrassment and delay. Then, why not just get and move on.
I remembered when fashola tenure introduced lasdri. Who dare raise eyebrow against it.
What i believe is that " give unto ceaser what belongs to ceaser

peeps4u:


Why mud cover your phone screen like that?


Come, make I help you wash am with water and detergent.

AngryIgboMan:
No. Am not driving to make money. Am sharing a ride with a rider headed in my destination. If I want, I will take money from the person to buy fuel. If I want, I will carry the person free. Its not there business. Its my car. Abi did they catch me collecting money?

Anytime they see me..

VIO: Technically you are an Uber driver

Me: Oga, am headed to my office and I decided to help someone who is headed in my destination"

VIO: Where is your office

Me: Nnewi

VIO: What then are you doing in Yaba?

Me: "Oh that? My dear, I heard Sanwo Olu is patching up Lagos roads. So, am driving through Yaba to connect to Ikorodu road enroute berger to have a first hand view information of the workings of the Lagos state government. Am a tax payer in this state. So I will like to know how my tax is being spent... Here is my tax ID card. Itesiwaju Ipinle eko Lojewalogun"

SINCE WE HAVE ALL DECIDED TO BE MAD! LETS SEE WHO THEY WILL CHAIN FIRST.

So Technically ko, Theoretically Ni... I don't give a hoot about there opinion. Abi did there father buy me a car?

AngryIgboMan:
No. Am not driving to make money. Am sharing a ride with a rider headed to my destination. If I want, I will take money from the person to buy fuel. If I want, I will carry the person for free. Its not there business. Its my car. Abi did they catch me collecting money for commercial services?

Anytime they see me..

VIO: Technically you are an Uber driver

Me: Nope. Oga, am headed to my office and I decided to help someone who is headed in my destination"

VIO: Where is your office

Me: Nnewi

VIO: What then are you doing in Yaba?

Me: "Oh that? My dear, I heard Sanwo Olu is patching up Lagos roads. So, am driving through Yaba to connect to Ikorodu road enroute berger to have a first hand view information of the workings of the Lagos state government. Am a tax payer in this state. So I will like to know how my tax is being spent... Here is my tax ID card. Itesiwaju Ipinle eko Lojewalogun"

SINCE WE HAVE ALL DECIDED TO BE MAD! LETS SEE WHO THEY WILL CHAIN FIRST.

So Technically ko, Theoretically Ni... I don't give a hoot about there opinion. Abi did there father buy me a car?

You win

peeps4u:


Bros, stop this inquiry tjing abeg.

You think if the fee is right and legal, they wouldn't have seriously enforced by it by now?

You just want to create another wahala for guys with this overzealousness. You're driving a private car with no red plate number, you are a private car owner and you already pay tax with uber for using that car for commercial purposes.

Will vio check your phones to know you're an uber driver if you say NO?

Let's stop creating fear for ourselves.

Mjosh1000:
In addition if you are a pro driver and knows 70% of Lagos pls don't hang your phones.

Get an ear pod always use the right ear, if you can get an ear pod buy an ordinary ear phone but make sure you are always on the right ear leave the left ear so u won't be labeled an uber driver


Characteristics of uber drivers

Hangs phone
Earphone
Corolla
Carmy
Honda
Kia

chucsmoore:


Facecap

Bag, Bucket and sponge, bathsoap in the booth

Looking like alien . ( Said by angryiboman)

Store Provisions in the pigeon hole

All manners sport stickers and banners e.g arsenal, Chelsea, man U it's inside and outside the car

Dents and scratches all over car. Broken headlamp and rear light. Broken side mirror hold by cello tape

Always on sleepers or Pam sandal

Different colours of Throw pillow at back of the car windscreen

Always on reserve. N500 fuel Gang

Glass protector from sun

Aggressive driving, they don't give U chance in traffic

And so many more I wish could list here

chucsmoore:


Facecap

Bag, Bucket and sponge, bathsoap in the booth

Looking like alien . ( Said by angryiboman)

Store Provisions in the pigeon hole

All manners sport stickers and banners e.g arsenal, Chelsea, man U it's inside and outside the car

Dents and scratches all over car. Broken headlamp and rear light. Broken side mirror hold by cello tape

Always on sleepers or Pam sandal

Different colours of Throw pillow at back of the car windscreen

Always on reserve. N500 fuel Gang

Glass protector from sun

Aggressive driving, they don't give U chance in traffic

And so many more I wish could list here

pope191:
Madness! Didn't come easy atall.

chucsmoore:


Facecap

Bag, Bucket and sponge, bathsoap in the booth

Looking like alien . ( Said by angryiboman)

Store Provisions in the pigeon hole

All manners sport stickers and banners e.g arsenal, Chelsea, man U it's inside and outside the car

Dents and scratches all over car. Broken headlamp and rear light. Broken side mirror hold by cello tape

Always on sleepers or Pam sandal

Different colours of Throw pillow at back of the car windscreen

Always on reserve. N500 fuel Gang

Glass protector from sun

Aggressive driving, they don't give U chance in traffic

And so many more I wish could list here

AngryIgboMan:
No. Am not driving to make money. Am sharing a ride with a rider headed to my destination. If I want, I will take money from the person to buy fuel. If I want, I will carry the person for free. Its not there business. Its my car. Abi did they catch me collecting money for commercial services?

Anytime they see me..

VIO: Technically you are an Uber driver

Me: Nope. Oga, am headed to my office and I decided to help someone who is headed in my destination"

VIO: Where is your office

Me: Nnewi

VIO: What then are you doing in Yaba?

Me: "Oh that? My dear, I heard Sanwo Olu is patching up Lagos roads. So, am driving through Yaba to connect to Ikorodu road enroute berger to have a first hand view information of the workings of the Lagos state government. Am a tax payer in this state. So I will like to know how my tax is being spent... Here is my tax ID card. Itesiwaju Ipinle eko Lojewalogun"

SINCE WE HAVE ALL DECIDED TO BE MAD! LETS SEE WHO THEY WILL CHAIN FIRST.

So Technically ko, Theoretically Ni... I don't give a hoot about there opinion. Abi did there father buy me a car?

chucsmoore:


Facecap

Bag, Bucket and sponge, bathsoap in the booth

Looking like alien . ( Said by angryiboman)

Store Provisions in the pigeon hole

All manners sport stickers and banners e.g arsenal, Chelsea, man U it's inside and outside the car

Dents and scratches all over car. Broken headlamp and rear light. Broken side mirror hold by cello tape

Always on sleepers or Pam sandal

Different colours of Throw pillow at back of the car windscreen

Always on reserve. N500 fuel Gang

Glass protector from sun

Aggressive driving, they don't give U chance in traffic

And so many more I wish could list here