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Idonweak:
Ladies and gentlemen of nairaland.
Recently, my phone(redmi note 8 pro) was stolen and i just finished mourning the loss. During my grieving process i made a decision to also become a pickpocket. Not just any pickpocket but a professional thief. Since the person that stole my phone could go away with it and nothing was done then i can do it.

I have been watching YouTube tutorials on how to be a successful pickpocket. Moreover I have started jogging every morning so i can have stamina and strength to run away when be chased. I have also fasted and pray about it. I know it's a risky affair. I am also learning on how to pick locks. I have also been playfully pickpocketing my friends just for practical(i return whatever i take) But I'm still not as good as I want to be.

My target location will be those Behind area, i will be avoiding areas live oshodi,mushin etc. I will only be stealing expensive phones so tecno,infinix and itel users you're safe. My plan is to stand at the bus stop disguise as someone waiting on a bus and you all know how they rush to enter bus in Lagos. That will be my window where i carryout my mission.

I hope i am not missing anything. If there's anything I am not doing please let me know. Ex pickpocket and those that are still active in the career should please put a novice through.

Lamanii22:
And then you get caught someday... Jungle justice crew would then beat you to death....

Tonyfx:
Go find pickpockets association and register with kola and schnapps make you become apprentices. MUGU

Idonweak:
Ladies and gentlemen of nairaland.
Recently, my phone(redmi note 8 pro) was stolen and i just finished mourning the loss. During my grieving process i made a decision to also become a pickpocket. Not just any pickpocket but a professional thief. Since the person that stole my phone could go away with it and nothing was done then i can do it.

I have been watching YouTube tutorials on how to be a successful pickpocket. Moreover I have started jogging every morning so i can have stamina and strength to run away when be chased. I have also fasted and pray about it. I know it's a risky affair. I am also learning on how to pick locks. I have also been playfully pickpocketing my friends just for practical(i return whatever i take) But I'm still not as good as I want to be.

My target location will be those Behind area, i will be avoiding areas live oshodi,mushin etc. I will only be stealing expensive phones so tecno,infinix and itel users you're safe. My plan is to stand at the bus stop disguise as someone waiting on a bus and you all know how they rush to enter bus in Lagos. That will be my window where i carryout my mission.

I hope i am not missing anything. If there's anything I am not doing please let me know. Ex pickpocket and those that are still active in the career should please put a novice through.

HacheNoire:
If you want to take risk, Take a big one.

You can just pick pocket and get caught, which could get you burnt beyond recognition.

Why don't you aim at robbing a bank or using either of your parents or siblings for money rituals

Of you want to play, play big! And the outcome will be big!

Idonweak:
I can't and will never take a life.
Bro, you're really sick oo

HacheNoire:
In the 3rd books of Barishunani, A risk is a risk. Choose wisely. Your choices could still spill blood and lead to death directly or indirectly.

Idonweak:
Bro, no insult. They stole my phone too. Just assist me with advices and prayers.

Ghostlord:
Go and watch " FOCUS " a movie by will Smith .

Tonyfx:
Ok
ADVICE and PRAYERS:
Bitch around, cry, punch a wall, do whatever it is you do to get that feeling out of your system but don't hold unto that feeling for too long and always remember that others have had lost iPhones, cars, been duped of their life savings and so on. Pick yourself up and carry on, be grateful to God it wasn't worse than that You will always get another phone and always pray for God to protect you and your properties. Sorry about your phone and sorry for being insensitive earlier.

Idonweak:
Thanks bro. I'm just catching cruise jare. I have already accepted my fate.

Idonweak:
Ladies and gentlemen of nairaland.
Recently, my phone(redmi note 8 pro) was stolen and i just finished mourning the loss. During my grieving process i made a decision to also become a pickpocket. Not just any pickpocket but a professional thief. Since the person that stole my phone could go away with it and nothing was done then i can do it.

I have been watching YouTube tutorials on how to be a successful pickpocket. Moreover I have started jogging every morning so i can have stamina and strength to run away when be chased. I have also fasted and pray about it. I know it's a risky affair. I am also learning on how to pick locks. I have also been playfully pickpocketing my friends just for practical(i return whatever i take) But I'm still not as good as I want to be.

My target location will be those Behind area, i will be avoiding areas live oshodi,mushin etc. I will only be stealing expensive phones so tecno,infinix and itel users you're safe. My plan is to stand at the bus stop disguise as someone waiting on a bus and you all know how they rush to enter bus in Lagos. That will be my window where i carryout my mission.

I hope i am not missing anything. If there's anything I am not doing please let me know. Ex pickpocket and those that are still active in the career should please put a novice through.

RiyadhGoddess:
Na wa, wetin Shile no go see for church gate. You should be thinking of a legit job that will bring you money for a new phone and not learning or training how to die by tyre. Guy, Go and hutsle Okirika...
For all your Okirika needs in bales contact the number in my signature. Are you in need of a social media manager, email marketer, copy writer or a cinematographer, call the number on my signature.

Idonweak:
Ladies and gentlemen of nairaland.
Recently, my phone(redmi note 8 pro) was stolen and i just finished mourning the loss. During my grieving process i made a decision to also become a pickpocket. Not just any pickpocket but a professional thief. Since the person that stole my phone could go away with it and nothing was done then i can do it.

I have been watching YouTube tutorials on how to be a successful pickpocket. Moreover I have started jogging every morning so i can have stamina and strength to run away when be chased. I have also fasted and pray about it. I know it's a risky affair. I am also learning on how to pick locks. I have also been playfully pickpocketing my friends just for practical(i return whatever i take) But I'm still not as good as I want to be.

My target location will be those Behind area, i will be avoiding areas live oshodi,mushin etc. I will only be stealing expensive phones so tecno,infinix and itel users you're safe. My plan is to stand at the bus stop disguise as someone waiting on a bus and you all know how they rush to enter bus in Lagos. That will be my window where i carryout my mission.

I hope i am not missing anything. If there's anything I am not doing please let me know. Ex pickpocket and those that are still active in the career should please put a novice through.