This happened on one bright morning, in 2007 or so can't really remember the date, but it was a great week building up the valentine aura. I was in the hostel back then when Lovers and 'crushers' alike were busy planning and shopping for the perfect val gift.

As senior boys then, I woke up to the discussion of valentine plans, during that discussion one of the boys suggested a valentine prank to make it a day never to forget. It was a period we were always having a beef with our girls over one issue or the other, so that seemed like a perfect idea and payback. It was kinda tough picking the girl to effect that plan but we later picked the least favorites because she was tough, built like a man and less pretty. When her name was mentioned none of the boys could defend her because she had no lovers and crusher amongst us, so she became our valentine queen.

The prank,
we bought a champagne bottle drain its content, set the bottle in front of the hostel, so each of us peed into that bottle till it was filled, corked the bottle then placed it under the sun to dry its body and increase the pressure of its content. So, evening came, we prepared for prep class, packaged our bottle with love card and rose and sent it to her through one of our junior girl. Her excitement and the other girls during prep class can't be explained, 'they were happy for her'. After prep class ended, on our way back to our various hostel, the girls were just shouting 'open it' in chorus till they got to their hostel.

According to the gist, When she got to the hostel she unwrapped it with excitement as the girls gather round her............ And puffffff, its content erupt on them like a champagne shower.

The end.


So, tell us about that valentine prank.

(watch out for part 2) . The funny thing is, She got her sweet revenge

Damnnnnn niggarrr
Got no valentine prank experience

Just relaxing with two of my beautiful girls at irex bar( opposite Uniben main gate)

Barman give me more bottles of Heineken

Ladies and Smirnoff
Barman give them more Smirnoff

Kk

Lol...

No manners @ all

nigga I can't tell you what I didn't celebrate or experience..
been in my house all day feeling j cole..


in other words
fuc.k Val

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One thing I love most today is the message my wife sent to me..
God bless my home

Naa this is mean

Hmnnnnn

That is very immature

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una wicked wallahi

No pranks

Just love

This is wickedness it has passed the level of prank

If you try that with Benin Girl, na die be that oh

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Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Got valentine prank experience

Just relaxing with two of my beautiful girls at irex bar

Barmam give me more bottles of Heineken

Ladies and Smirnoff
Barman give them more Smirnoff

Dream on, dreamer.

Husband has not come back home yet.

Shee Una help me see am?

After tomorrow we go rest

Husband has not come back home yet.

Shee Una help me see am?

Waiting for the PART II

Who else is here to read lies
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Hakeem12:
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