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Prinxcharles:
Sure you can

Jarus, any hope for another GT mail invite because the current GT is very low. I believe more mail will fly in

Ladyjane5657:
Wait lemme gist u pipo what happened to me yesterday:
By the way... If u love writing and u are a creative writer.. Pm me, so that I can share something to help u make some cool headed money...

I am a good writer. I don’t understand that ‘creative’ part. But I like to think I’m creative. I no longer have access to this Nairaland account. So, I drop my email here so you can reach me?I am interested in your offer.

bebeto94:
Jarus, any hope for another GT mail invite because the current GT is very low. I believe more mail will fly in

1,055 low? By whose account?

Less than 600 GTs were recruited in 2012, the last time they had a major recruitment like this.

cocococo:
I am a good writer. I don’t understand that ‘creative’ part. But I like to think I’m creative. I no longer have access to this Nairaland account. So, I drop my email here so you can reach me?I am interested in your offer.

It's all good.
Pm me so that I can get ur WhatsApp number.

I'm going to wait for as many as that will p.m me tonight and by tmao.. I'm adding y'all to a what's app group. So that I can send the stuff once and not some one by one thing. ( I'm explaining to you all so that u will understand y I won't be sending anything tonight) pls bear with me.. Ike adiham
So don't drop any Email, Dont have the energy to sort emails..

hmmmm

Jarus:
1,055 low? By whose account?

Less than 600 GTs were recruited in 2012, the last time they had a major recruitment like this.

In fact just 595 were taken for all cadres in 2012. The GTs were not up to 300.

olaidefat:
In fact just 595 were taken for all cadres in 2012. The GTs were not up to 300.

Thanks

BenklinsJones:
Na wa o...we plenty wen dey turn 27 o

Teaser4:
I'm back again lol, albeit I said my previous post, go be my last post on this thread. I read some people's story here, and I feel like dropping mine too. It can only get better.

I graduated from high school in 2006(16 years old). I end staying at home for 5 years, before I gained university admission in 2011, we resumed in Jan 2012.(five months to 22nd birthday)

Can you believe I didn't learn a single skill throughout my 5 years at home. I didn't complete the computer training i enrolled for, na later I learn am lol.

I just dey hustle, i teached in a primary school for about two half years, I resigned and enter the street, with my some friends, we dey engage in some very hard sunny jobs, but the pay was good then, na so I waste my 5 years lol....

College wasn't too smooth, thanks to strike; Internal(ALUTA, my OAU folks can relate and external(ASUU). i graduated from college early 2016.(26 years old).

Unfortunately, I wasn't mobilized for NYSC that year, I had to wait for another year, it was so painful, cos age no dey my side. well this time I use am wella, to cut the long story short I finished nysc 2018(28years old).

As a street boy, I don calculate say job no be for everyone, me included so I step up my hustle and diversify. I lock up, no CV, my pali(certificate) just dey rest somewhere in my wardrobe...

So February last year, NNPC came, I calculated the age, fortunately for me I scaped through, so I decided to try.

I registered and I was shortlisted. i wrote the CBT and was invited for interview, I never saw that coming though, no be say I dull oh, but me interview lol.

The only thing wey pain me be say, the stress wey i went through, before dem give me my NECO certificate, cos e dey part of the documents wey dem request for. dos guys wey dey neco office stressed my life.

My dad followed me sef, i told him to chill say I go handle ma but he won't listen, don't mind himna so e be. I remember sometimes in 2008 wey we go Minna( Niger State) from Abeokuta (Ogun State), wey i go write Jamb, late registration issh, I no con gain admission with the jamb las las.

I left Abeokuta late that day wey i collect my neco certificate. I left around 6PM, I dey go ile-Ife. Dad told me to sleep over and go the next day, I was like I don overstay sef. I've got things to do and time no dey, na wetin make me miss oga Jarus interview be that.

I risked my life that night it wasn't funny. I had a flat tyre at Gbongan(Lagos/Ibadan expressway, around 10:30PM). Chai, my spirit almost left my body when I heard the sound, cos that place dey hot gan that time last year, robbery, kidnapping dey happen frequently.

I sha manage drive pass the thick bush, fortunately there was a fuel station nearby, dem never close, I met a road side vulcanizer, he was about leaving, I begged him to help that my journey still far, I tell am say I still dey go Ekiti lol.

i had experienced again around OUI roundabout(around 11PM), i heard another sound but not loud sha, damn another flat tyre and no more extras.

I was like damn mehn, am I gonna survive this night, to God be the glory here I am today, on top all the stress, dem no gimee job lol. I don get am for mind before say na 50/50.




I will be 30 by June, officially I can't get (GT)job in Nigeria, like I'm looking for one sef lol. na so I jejely went back to my plans, wey I don dey work on, along side waiting for nnpc.

Anytime wey i remember how the journey go be, I just dey shit for pants lol. I was hoping nnpc go safe me lol. now

The thought that, I'm gonna leave my fiancé in nigeria, and I go comot for two cold years, no dey go down well at all, no be say I like book like that but I gat no choice. Man must survive!!!!


My advice to us, be say make we no give up, and don't settle for less. You can do it if you believe, and you work towards it. it's not gonna be easy, it's gonna be hard, its gonna be very hard. You may fall into depression, you'd wanna give up, but eventually everything go fall in place. that's life....

if age no dey your side, abeg dey plan to comot the country, even if na South africa, some of their schools dey top 200(UCT) in the world.

Don't get stuck in naija, don't be a grupo lol, don't be that nigga wey dey always complain, complains like "if Eve no chop that Apple, I no go dey suffer today lol". Go and learn new ways to make money.

Lastly, don't join Amotekun!!! jk lol

We gonna be ok las las, remember say in life everybody get time wey dem go reach their destination.

Be strong!!!! always remember you're not doing this for yourself alone, you're also doing it for your unborn children, you're also doing it for the culture lol.

bobowaja, iyajelili and mitocyan, i go reach out to you guys soon. I've been extra busy since friday, I go settle down soon, I go reach out.

Jetting out of the country very soon.....

I wish all of us well in life. Never give up. be strong!!!

i hail all local men and women, i hail all APLees and us non APLees, I know its painful, but we all gonna be fine.

pS: abeg don't mind my grammar, all ye nairaland professor, i no sabi how to type grammar on NL, its not official, so I freestyle, just so you know, I slayed IELTS. so don't judge my intelligence based on my pidgin/bad grammar post.

Teaser4!!!!

That's my teaser but I saw what you did. Including your fiance abi? I dey wait for your message and take good care of yourself dear.

Ladyjane5657:
It's all good.
Pm me so that I can get ur WhatsApp number.

I'm going to wait for as many as that will p.m me tonight and by tmao.. I'm adding y'all to a what's app group. So that I can send the stuff once and not some one by one thing. ( I'm explaining to you all so that u will understand y I won't be sending anything tonight) pls bear with me.. Ike adiham
So don't drop any Email, Dont have the energy to sort emails..

I can’t pm you. I have lost access to my email for this Nairaland account. All the best.

I am EH

Alennaa:
.

I PM you now...
You are also EH?
Let me have a direct contact with you..
Let us be in communication incase of any update..
I intend to unfollow this thread soon..

cocococo:
I can’t pm you. I have lost access to my email for this Nairaland account. All the best.

Okay.. Drop ur email

Alennaa:
.

..
Gender wahala..
It's not a crime to be male my dear..
I am even gifted with 2 boys...
No female yet...

My advise still reaches out to all GTs(male &female);
That were not successfully in this recruitment..
Nnpc is not the only route to having a successful career..

I was rejected by them in 2011/2012 recruitment..
I thought it's the end of the world.
I was frustrated..
I was dejected.
I was disappointed..

I dusted myself up.
God gifted me with a Federal job after the disappointment..
I got married..
I still went back to school(part time)
Have a M.Sc(Engineering)
Foreign Executive Masters in Project Mgt..
I am presently rounding up my P.hd..

I made myself still eligible to come back 7 years later to apply for supervisory position..

Where there is life..
There is hope..
Never give up on you dreams..

May God favour you with APL this time around

Alennaa:
.

..
Gender wahala..
It's not a crime to be male my dear..
I am even gifted with 2 boys...
No female yet...

My advise still reaches out to all GTs(male &female);
That were not successfully in this recruitment..
Nnpc is not the only route to having a successful career..

I was rejected by them in 2011/2012 recruitment..
I thought it's the end of the world.
I was frustrated..
I was dejected.
I was disappointed..

I dusted myself up.
God gifted me with a Federal job after the disappointment..
I got married..
I still went back to school(part time)
Have a M.Sc(Engineering)
Foreign Executive Masters in Project Mgt..
I am presently rounding up my P.hd..

I made myself still eligible to come back 7 years later to apply for supervisory position..

Where there is life..
There is hope..
Never give up on you dreams..

may God favour you with APL this time around

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Ladyjane5657:
Okay.. Drop ur email

Ok

Ladyjane5657:
Wait lemme gist u pipo what happened to me yesterday:

Nnpc will not kii mi o...
BTW, some of y'all crying and bemoaning ur fates, do u pipo want to fall the wall of this thread with ur cries? Pls wipe ur tears, life is just starting..

Have I told u people Shell, Total and ExxonMobil Mobil either rejected me after ist or second tests one time or another? I didn't feel it.. Even tho I felt for the huge mulla slipping tru my fingers that I could do nothing about... I know I would not have felt Nnpc too if not that the length of time it took the Apl to materialize made us unconsciously fall madly in love with them.. And letting go is giving mad feelings like a lover's. But we will be fine.

So back to my gist.

A friend from Malaysia ( no be boifren o , in case u wantu shoot ur shot , especially these latest Nnpc employees ) decided to take me out to console me for loss of Apl ... Umunnaa, na so I follow mi niqqur go ( ordinarily, I would have rejected the offer , I don't trust Malay people.. Them and stealing Kidneys are like 5 and 6 , but I obliged anyways, needed to get mi mind off that wickedt Apl )

Dats was how I was jejely eating my Nkwobi and shamelessly licking my fingers when Nnpc trucks ( fuel I guess) suddenly began passing by one after the other.. They were all together...6 or seven in number..

Do u people know that I didn't know that I had stopped eating and was staring at dem trucks... Tears dripping from ma brown powered face and ma nkwobi in one hand with flies battling to have a share.. I didn't know, until Oga sharply tapped my face with his handkerchief... Oga , abeg no clean ma make up o.. Just jeje clean my apl tears and console me small small... biko Oh! Nnpc!

Sweet nkwobi suddenly turned bitter.. I couldn't finish it.. Oga suggested we leave
. yes , we will go.. Madam, abeg package the remainder for me..I know after I wipe my tears.. My nkwobi Wii start hungering me I cannot mourn for two tins consecutively... Pls package it biko.. Madam wrapped it..

I got home.. I tell u, in less than 2 mins.. I was already laffin like mad from watching " a million ways to die in the west" and licking the "takeaway * plate of my nkwobi .. . Nnpc completely forgotten..

Loms... In essence, I know it's painful for a lot of us.. Especially those who had genuinely wanted to effect lives positively tru Nnpc.. But I want to tell u.. U will be fine.. Don't let anything in the world take away ur joy.
Tomorrow go better, I swear.

By the way... If u love writing and u are a creative writer.. Pm me, so that I can share something to help u make some cool headed money...

Will pm you for the creative writing spice you've got Janey.

So sorry for the feeling. It happens. Before the apl came and I was counted out by nnpc, I use to see these trucks too and in my mind will whisper sibilant words "my office people" not knowing nnpc go do me "APC"

Anyways, one's gat to move on, though e no easy, but truly one must blow, come nnpc or not

CBNwords:
Will pm you for the creative writing spice you've got Janey.

So sorry for the feeling. It happens. Before the apl came and I was counted out by nnpc, I use to see these trucks too and in my mind will whisper sibilant words "my office people" not knowing nnpc go do me "APC"

Anyways, one's gat to move on, though e no easy, but truly one must blow, come nnpc or not

Hahahaha no be small APC o

Ladyjane5657:
Hahahaha no be small APC o

Yes oo. I've PM'ed you anyway. At least let one go back to em writing for now till when God will flip our own page na

poeticjustice:
I can bet that more than 90% of males who applied for these positions and have been expecting APL have either of two things in mind or comination of both.

1. Help out parents/siblings/relatives
2. Marriage/settling down.

I doubt anyone is thinking ball, ball , ball.

As the poetic genius Victor AD would say "Too much pressure on a male figure". lol

I wish I can confidently say, just like Teaser4, that I have a fiance...

CBNwords:


Yes oo. I've PM'ed you anyway. At least let one go back to em writing for now till when God will flip our own page na

Ya.I already replied

AududuNine11:
I wish I can confidently say, just like Teaser4, that I have a fiance...

Come o.. I have somebody who might like u..

But first of all... Did NNPC employ u??

one of the criterias tho

Ladyjane5657:
Wait lemme gist u pipo what happened to me yesterday:

Nnpc will not kii mi o...
BTW, some of y'all crying and bemoaning ur fates, do u pipo want to fall the wall of this thread with ur cries? Pls wipe ur tears, life is just starting..

Have I told u people Shell, Total and ExxonMobil Mobil either rejected me after ist or second tests one time or another? I didn't feel it.. Even tho I felt for the huge mulla slipping tru my fingers that I could do nothing about... I know I would not have felt Nnpc too if not that the length of time it took the Apl to materialize made us unconsciously fall madly in love with them.. And letting go is giving mad feelings like a lover's. But we will be fine.

So back to my gist.

A friend from Malaysia ( no be boifren o , in case u wantu shoot ur shot , especially these latest Nnpc employees ) decided to take me out to console me for loss of Apl ... Umunnaa, na so I follow mi niqqur go ( ordinarily, I would have rejected the offer , I don't trust Malay people.. Them and stealing Kidneys are like 5 and 6 , but I obliged anyways, needed to get mi mind off that wickedt Apl )

Dats was how I was jejely eating my Nkwobi and shamelessly licking my fingers when Nnpc trucks ( fuel I guess) suddenly began passing by one after the other.. They were all together...6 or seven in number..

Do u people know that I didn't know that I had stopped eating and was staring at dem trucks... Tears dripping from ma brown powered face and ma nkwobi in one hand with flies battling to have a share.. I didn't know, until Oga sharply tapped my face with his handkerchief... Oga , abeg no clean ma make up o.. Just jeje clean my apl tears and console me small small... biko Oh! Nnpc!

Sweet nkwobi suddenly turned bitter.. I couldn't finish it.. Oga suggested we leave
. yes , we will go.. Madam, abeg package the remainder for me..I know after I wipe my tears.. My nkwobi Wii start hungering me I cannot mourn for two tins consecutively... Pls package it biko.. Madam wrapped it..

I got home.. I tell u, in less than 2 mins.. I was already laffin like mad from watching " a million ways to die in the west" and licking the "takeaway * plate of my nkwobi .. . Nnpc completely forgotten..

Loms... In essence, I know it's painful for a lot of us.. Especially those who had genuinely wanted to effect lives positively tru Nnpc.. But I want to tell u.. U will be fine.. Don't let anything in the world take away ur joy.
Tomorrow go better, I swear.

By the way... If u love writing and u are a creative writer.. Pm me, so that I can share something to help u make some cool headed money...

LOMs..As u dey wipe the APL tears hope u no carry the pepper wey dey hand chook ur eye?
so u ate ur nkwobi alone without inviting EH guys?.... The Long wait is traumatizing and need to be comforted too..

U go jam better oil money soon dear..

yunusaboto:
[img][/img]. Las las...

Please delete this: the owner doesn't want too much exposure. Thank you.

And besides why posting what doesn't belong to you Can you not see that his tag number is on the slip? Why exposing

Please respect yourself.

Some pains are for your training. It will give you stamina to hardly cry again, and it will give you wisdom to manage peoples' pressure in future. It will also be a tool to your advising others in future.

My elder brother went through hard water at some points in his life, I mean as a married guy. Battles of raw poverty & acute brokenness. "Thank God his beautiful wife came from heaven". But now, he has worked in a top NGO, and now works in SHELL.

Me as a single young man, I have seen my own chapter of battles, issues, etc. But God used the battles to make me a modern lion. May the name of the Lord be praised.

Please don't give up! Abeg!!

All Glory to God Almighty. Thank you Jesus Christ.

Ladyjane5657:
Come o.. I have somebody who might like u..

But first of all... Did NNPC employ u??

one of the criterias tho

lol

[quote author=Ladyjane5657 post=86734141]Wait lemme gist u pipo what happened to me yesterday:

Nnpc will not kii mi o...
BTW, some of y'all crying and bemoaning ur fates, do u pipo want to fall the wall of this thread with ur cries? Pls wipe ur tears, life is just starting..

Have I told u people Shell, Total and ExxonMobil Mobil either rejected me after ist or second tests one time or another? I didn't feel it.. Even tho I felt for the huge mulla slipping tru my fingers that I could do nothing about... I know I would not have felt Nnpc too if not that the length of time it took the Apl to materialize made us unconsciously fall madly in love with them.. And letting go is giving mad feelings like a lover's. But we will be fine.

So back to my gist.

.....

...

Lol... mine was bloody. I had to leave p/Harcourt for Benin on Sunday for a Cbt that I initially was reluctant to attend because of distance. The said journey will for a long time remain the worst journey I have ever embarked on. The countless NNPC fuel stations and trucks I came across kept breaking the pieces of my heart that I was trying to stitch together. At some point, I had to just close my eyes till I got to my destination.
To further add insult to injury, today , a nigga I met at the cbt venue innocently brought up a topic that made me to stylishly isolate myself from everyone at the venue...we dey talk , baba just raise topic concerning NNPC CBT. That topic killed my vibe,... Me wey dey like talk for exam venue just to while away time, ended up surrounding myself with ghost of my silence.
#Thanks to my blooders, they were a perfect Elixir.
#the healing was faster than I thought

Life.
If a bucket could hold tears.
It is well

Ladyjane5657:
Ya.I already replied

Pmed you

Teaser4:
I'm back again lol, albeit I said my previous post, go be my last post on this thread. I read some people's story here, and I feel like dropping mine too. It can only get better.

I graduated from high school in 2006(16 years old). I end staying at home for 5 years, before I gained university admission in 2011, we resumed in Jan 2012.(five months to 22nd birthday)

Can you believe I didn't learn a single skill throughout my 5 years at home. I didn't complete the computer training i enrolled for, na later I learn am lol.

I just dey hustle, i teached in a primary school for about two half years, I resigned and enter the street, with my some friends, we dey engage in some very hard sunny jobs, but the pay was good then, na so I waste my 5 years lol....

College wasn't too smooth, thanks to strike; Internal(ALUTA, my OAU folks can relate and external(ASUU). i graduated from college early 2016.(26 years old).

Unfortunately, I wasn't mobilized for NYSC that year, I had to wait for another year, it was so painful, cos age no dey my side. well this time I use am wella, to cut the long story short I finished nysc 2018(28years old).

As a street boy, I don calculate say job no be for everyone, me included so I step up my hustle and diversify. I lock up, no CV, my pali(certificate) just dey rest somewhere in my wardrobe...

So February last year, NNPC came, I calculated the age, fortunately for me I scaped through, so I decided to try.

I registered and I was shortlisted. i wrote the CBT and was invited for interview, I never saw that coming though, no be say I dull oh, but me interview lol.

The only thing wey pain me be say, the stress wey i went through, before dem give me my NECO certificate, cos e dey part of the documents wey dem request for. dos guys wey dey neco office stressed my life.

My dad followed me sef, i told him to chill say I go handle ma but he won't listen, don't mind himna so e be. I remember sometimes in 2008 wey we go Minna( Niger State) from Abeokuta (Ogun State), wey i go write Jamb, late registration issh, I no con gain admission with the jamb las las.

I left Abeokuta late that day wey i collect my neco certificate. I left around 6PM, I dey go ile-Ife. Dad told me to sleep over and go the next day, I was like I don overstay sef. I've got things to do and time no dey, na wetin make me miss oga Jarus interview be that.

I risked my life that night it wasn't funny. I had a flat tyre at Gbongan(Lagos/Ibadan expressway, around 10:30PM). Chai, my spirit almost left my body when I heard the sound, cos that place dey hot gan that time last year, robbery, kidnapping dey happen frequently.

I sha manage drive pass the thick bush, fortunately there was a fuel station nearby, dem never close, I met a road side vulcanizer, he was about leaving, I begged him to help that my journey still far, I tell am say I still dey go Ekiti lol.

i had experienced again around OUI roundabout(around 11PM), i heard another sound but not loud sha, damn another flat tyre and no more extras.

I was like damn mehn, am I gonna survive this night, to God be the glory here I am today, on top all the stress, dem no gimee job lol. I don get am for mind before say na 50/50.




I will be 30 by June, officially I can't get (GT)job in Nigeria, like I'm looking for one sef lol. na so I jejely went back to my plans, wey I don dey work on, along side waiting for nnpc.

Anytime wey i remember how the journey go be, I just dey shit for pants lol. I was hoping nnpc go safe me lol. now

The thought that, I'm gonna leave my fiancé in nigeria, and I go comot for two cold years, no dey go down well at all, no be say I like book like that but I gat no choice. Man must survive!!!!


My advice to us, be say make we no give up, and don't settle for less. You can do it if you believe, and you work towards it. it's not gonna be easy, it's gonna be hard, its gonna be very hard. You may fall into depression, you'd wanna give up, but eventually everything go fall in place. that's life....

if age no dey your side, abeg dey plan to comot the country, even if na South africa, some of their schools dey top 200(UCT) in the world.

Don't get stuck in naija, don't be a grupo lol, don't be that nigga wey dey always complain, complains like "if Eve no chop that Apple, I no go dey suffer today lol". Go and learn new ways to make money.

Lastly, don't join Amotekun!!! jk lol

We gonna be ok las las, remember say in life everybody get time wey dem go reach their destination.

Be strong!!!! always remember you're not doing this for yourself alone, you're also doing it for your unborn children, you're also doing it for the culture lol.

bobowaja, iyajelili and mitocyan, i go reach out to you guys soon. I've been extra busy since friday, I go settle down soon, I go reach out.

Jetting out of the country very soon.....

I wish all of us well in life. Never give up. be strong!!!

i hail all local men and women, i hail all APLees and us non APLees, I know its painful, but we all gonna be fine.

pS: abeg don't mind my grammar, all ye nairaland professor, i no sabi how to type grammar on NL, its not official, so I freestyle, just so you know, I slayed IELTS. so don't judge my intelligence based on my pidgin/bad grammar post.

Teaser4!!!!

Teaser4 in the building! Can't believe we share the same month and year... Lol!
Kindly reach out to me when you finally settle down.

CircleOfWilis:
LOMs..As u dey wipe the APL tears hope u no carry the pepper wey dey hand chook ur eye?
so u ate ur nkwobi alone without inviting EH guys?.... The Long wait is traumatizing and need to be comforted too..

U go jam better oil money soon dear..

lolssss... Chaiii... Dont worry, I'm sure we all will be having some sort of get together soon...

Amen to the last paragraph.. *in ur voice* May ApL fall on u

[quote author=poetictwenty post=86737586][/quote]Chai... I don leave my own predicament dey cry for ur own... It is well..
Nnpc was sent to kill us... But the lord Almighty tell them say we no dey!

Werrey ni, they wantu kii pipo's shildren before their time

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