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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:17am On Feb 24, 2020
Alexandre7:


Lol...

Seems like you had a lot of fun,

Why’re the Drinks so expensive?
Na so Island tinz dey be. It is strictly for the upper income earners.

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:24am On Feb 24, 2020
pocohantas:
7:— We called for a waitress and none was forthcoming. Decided to go sit at the bar and get it ourselves.

I asked for any non-alcoholic mixed drink and the bartender came up with one. Tasted nice.

Pic 1: Non-alcoholic mixed drink. Cost N2500.
Pic 2: Red wine. Cost N2000.
Pic 3: We ordered chicken wings. Came with french fries and peppered sauce. Cost N5000. VERY tasty too.

I can't abide red wine, I don't know why. It gets me all tipsy.

So chicken wings and fried yam is 5k? Give me 5k let me cook a full pot of jollof rice with chicken for you, package it inside a warmer and bring along to this beach. You go chop belleful grin

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:34am On Feb 24, 2020
pocohantas:
10:— Pictures of me, his favorite evening newspaper. smiley embarassed


My Observations;
- Oniru beach is really crowded. The crowd was massive. I couldn’t take pictures anyhow, before person slap me. grin

2. Moist Beach is clean, the water is cleaner too. The waves are calmer.

3. Overall it seems to be a fun place. I sat in the sand till 8pm when we left. I get work to go.

4. It isn’t so far for people coming from the mainland, neither is it far for people on the Island. In comparison to the other beaches down Lekki/Epe expressway.

5. If you are like me that loves taking clear pictures of the scenery, you may try going any day but the weekend.

The last picture is me playing with sand. cheesy
Kwin Poco, short fine gyal with 'gorodo pot' nyash. tongue cheesy kiss I don't envy that hair you have on your head. The heat in Lagos is too much biko. It's all natural for me these days. embarassed

I've been to Oniru on two occasions, although I have never heard of this Moist beach until today.

Oniru beach is crowded, which is why I have never really liked that place. I dislike crowds with a passion because nature is not chaotic, and even when it is, there is a certain order to that chaos. What is the essence of going close nature then get turned off by the frenetic activities of human beings?

I am going to visit another beach this year. Some where private and quiet. Somewhere you can sit and listen to the ocean and sand speaking to you. Nature speaks, you know. The problem is her voice gets lost in noisy places like Oniru angry

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by boylemonade(m): 2:41am On Feb 24, 2020
Alexandre7:


So like how many of you embarked on this trip?
Hmm see Jamb question.

Bros stop catching feelings, it's not like you have put a ring on her finger o.

Leave young Rich niggas like me may we take care of her before you come na grin

Abi your expect hot cake like Pocohantas to sit down wait for you grin

When money men full Lagos?

Pocohantas and ishilove a word of advice for you too.

Money full Lagos, so it's better to use what you have to get what you want, no time to dey form good girl.

Make my container land first from China before i go send pm give ishilove

I like it when women chop my money, it makes me work harder.

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Alexandre7: 2:46am On Feb 24, 2020
boylemonade:
Hmm see Jamb question.

Bros stop catching feelings, it's not like you have put a ring on her finger o.

Leave young Rich niggas like me may we take care of her before you come na grin

Abi your expect hot cake like Pocohantas to sit down wait for you grin

When money men full Lagos?

Pocohantas and ishilove a word of advice for you too.

Money full Lagos, so it's better to use what you have to get what you want, no time to dey form good girl.

Make my container land first from China before i go send pm give ishilove

I like it when women chop my money, it makes me work harder.


Lol...

Ishilove isn’t materialistic so she doesn’t need your money.

But you can shoot your shot anyway.

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:46am On Feb 24, 2020
boylemonade:
Hmm see Jamb question.

Bros stop catching feelings, it's not like you have put a ring on her finger o.

Leave young Rich niggas like me may we take care of her before you come na grin

Abi your expect hot cake like Pocohantas to sit down wait for you grin

When money men full Lagos?

Pocohantas and ishilove a word of advice for you too.

Money full Lagos, so it's better to use what you have to get what you want, no time to dey form good girl.

Make my container land first from China before i go send pm give ishilove

I like it when women chop my money, it makes me work harder.

That would be my God-given brains and spine of steel, thank you very much. wink

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:48am On Feb 24, 2020
Alexandre7:


Lol...

Ishilove isn’t materialistic so she doesn’t need your money.

But you can shoot your shot anyway.
Loud it cheesy

Shoot which shot, biko? Money isn't everything, although it goes a long way in making life bearable. If you like be as rich as Bill Gates, just have the brains of Mark Zuckerberg. Now that's wazzaaaaa grin

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Alexandre7: 2:49am On Feb 24, 2020
boylemonade:
Hmm see Jamb question.

Bros stop catching feelings, it's not like you have put a ring on her finger o.

Leave young Rich niggas like me may we take care of her before you come na grin

Abi your expect hot cake like Pocohantas to sit down wait for you grin

When money men full Lagos?

Pocohantas and ishilove a word of advice for you too.

Money full Lagos, so it's better to use what you have to get what you want, no time to dey form good girl.

Make my container land first from China before i go send pm give ishilove

I like it when women chop my money, it makes me work harder.


grin grin grin

Look at this wan,

I already did the needful before I went back,

Right now we’re talking about her coming over that way we can start the wedding preparations.

So we can start talking about her having my babies.

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Nobody: 2:49am On Feb 24, 2020
Ishilove:
.
One bottle of whiskey 50k?? Dom Perignon 135k? shocked That's some people's salary.

J111333, get your broke ass here! Your annual savings no fit buy one bottle of cognac. Local man cheesy

But wait o, Poco, scotch bonnet na ata rodo na? Abi is it tatashe...? So tatashe and fish is 6,500? Una doh o angry
It's not that I can't afford it oo, It's just that don't take alcoholic beverages since I became born again. I'm not broke, as a matter of fact I don't know how much I'm worth. I carry all my money for nylon bag tied to my waist and I don't count them. As it is now, I may even be richer than Dangote. grin

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Alexandre7: 2:52am On Feb 24, 2020
boylemonade:
Hmm see Jamb question.

Bros stop catching feelings, it's not like you have put a ring on her finger o.

Leave young Rich niggas like me may we take care of her before you come na grin

Abi your expect hot cake like Pocohantas to sit down wait for you grin

When money men full Lagos?

Pocohantas and ishilove a word of advice for you too.
Money full Lagos, so it's better to use what you have to get what you want, no time to dey form good girl.

Make my container land first from China before i go send pm give ishilove

I like it when women chop my money, it makes me work harder.


grin grin grin

She’s already taken.

Our Pre wedding Photoshot go soon grace Nairaland Front Page.

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:54am On Feb 24, 2020
J111333:
It's not that I can't afford it oo, It's just that don't take alcoholic beverages since I became born again. I'm not broke, as a matter of fact I don't know how much I'm worth now. I carry all my money for nylon bag tied to my waist and I don't count them. As it is now, I may even be richer than Dangote. grin
LMAO! cheesy

Smh. You don't count the 20 naira and 50 naira notes.

Jokes asides though, you need to take time off your keke work and unwind.

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by boylemonade(m): 2:56am On Feb 24, 2020
Alexandre7:


Lol...

Ishilove isn’t materialistic so she doesn’t need your money.

But you can shoot your shot anyway.
Lol i don't want to give her money.
I want to give her investment grin

There is a difference in giving a woman money that will likely finish on spending on bags, shoes etc because she is a woman and ishilove must buy.

But it's better i give her one container just like what was giving to Alakija cheesy

So i give Ishilove investment and not money.

That's what real men do.

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:57am On Feb 24, 2020
Alexandre7:


grin grin grin

Look at this wan,

I already did the needful before I went back,

Right now we’re talking about her coming over that way we can start the wedding preparations.

So we can start talking about her having my babies.
RSVP me biko. I want to be on the high table wink

J111333, you better shoot your shot now before Alex snatches your bride.
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:58am On Feb 24, 2020
boylemonade:
Lol i don't want to give her money.
I want to give her investment grin

There is a difference in giving a woman money that will likely finish on spending on bags, shoes etc because she is a woman and ishilove must buy.

But it's better i give her one container just like what was giving to Alakija cheesy

So i give Ishilove investment and not money.

That's what real men do.
Lol. I like your dreams. Very inspiring. Speak it into existence! cheesy

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by boylemonade(m): 2:58am On Feb 24, 2020
Alexandre7:


grin grin grin

Look at this wan,

I already did the needful before I went back,

Right now we’re talking about her coming over that way we can start the wedding preparations.

So we can start talking about her having my babies.
Well i believe my Swiss bank account can change her mind. wink

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Alexandre7: 2:59am On Feb 24, 2020
Ishilove:

RSVP me biko.

No shaking,

You’ll be the Chairwoman of the Occasion.
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 2:59am On Feb 24, 2020
boylemonade:
Well i believe my Swiss bank account can change her mind. wink
Smh. Go and sleep boylemonade
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 3:00am On Feb 24, 2020
Alexandre7:


No shaking,

You’ll be the Chairwoman of the Occasion.
Kponkwem! cheesy

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by boylemonade(m): 3:00am On Feb 24, 2020
Ishilove:

That would be my God-given brains and spine of steel, thank you very much. wink
Everything GOD gave you is to your advantage. Brains, beauty, front and back.

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Alexandre7: 3:01am On Feb 24, 2020
boylemonade:
Well i believe my Swiss bank account
can change her mind. wink

grin grin grin

Continue deceiving yourself, you hear.

No be only Swiss Bank Account, even North Korean Bank Account.

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Nobody: 3:02am On Feb 24, 2020
Ishilove:

RSVP me biko. I want to be on the high table wink

J111333, you better shoot your shot now before Alex snatches your bride.
Nobody fit take my rove from me. I don put magun for her body. grin

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Ishilove: 3:04am On Feb 24, 2020
J111333:
Nobody fit take my rove from me. I don put magun for her body. grin
I have no words for you grin

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by boylemonade(m): 3:04am On Feb 24, 2020
Ishilove:

Lol. I like your dreams. Very inspiring. Speak it into existence! cheesy
Soon very soon.

And I'm promising you, before you know it, you are already in Forbes list, i know you very well.

I know if i give you one container, you will Alakija a run for her money. wink
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by boylemonade(m): 3:07am On Feb 24, 2020
Ishilove:

Smh. Go and sleep boylemonade
Ha!!! you don't believe me.

Truth is no matter how broke i am, i cannot be broke like Dangote.
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Nobody: 3:09am On Feb 24, 2020
Ishilove:

I have no words for you grin
No be Swiss bank account and container from China I dey hear so and you expect me to compete with them?
When stone begin fly for air, bald headed men dey take cover so na magun things for me. grin

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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by boylemonade(m): 3:11am On Feb 24, 2020
Alexandre7:


grin grin grin

Continue deceiving yourself, you hear.

No be only Swiss Bank Account, even North Korean Bank Account.
Ha!! Where are you now?

I'm currently in trump tower new York.

I'm unwinding there before i go back to Lagos.
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by Akpaamunsi: 3:36am On Feb 24, 2020
:

Sn My Dom
Rule 2
Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by anonimi: 5:10am On Feb 24, 2020
pocohantas:
7:— We called for a waitress and none was forthcoming. Decided to go sit at the bar and get it ourselves.

I asked for any non-alcoholic mixed drink and the bartender came up with one. Tasted nice.

Pic 1: Non-alcoholic mixed drink. Cost N2500.
Pic 2: Red wine. Cost N2000.
Pic 3: We ordered chicken wings. Came with french fries and peppered sauce. Cost N5000. VERY tasty too.

Thanks for sharing your testimony/experience.
Terrible service as in most places yet we want to do tourism thinking that the buildings/infrastructure will do the magic by themselves without quality human input delivered consistently.
We are on to a loooooonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg thing of enduring underdevelopment with huge debts.



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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by anonimi: 5:23am On Feb 24, 2020
internationalman:
Not even at least a rare view picture of you...
You must be really ugly.

International man wey no sabi rear view different from rare view, na which kain ogbete local man be that?
Your English language skills are terribly ugly, maybe just like you too.


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Re: A Visit To Oniru Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos. by pocohantas(f): 5:50am On Feb 24, 2020
Lmao. Pictures do not do justice to my height, I am no where near short o. Only TALL guys dwarf me and it takes a really tall guy to dwarf me on heels.

It is a wig nne. My friend was admiring it once and I pulled it off, dude was startled. I restrained myself from pulling it off yesterday.

I would not have known that was Moist beach if not that I saw a thread about it on Nairaland. It was filled with some “elite” people and whites. You can wear your bikini there too.


True, I was startled when I saw the crowd trooping in. You should try Landmark then, it is the next on my list, or Takwa Bay. cheesy

Ishilove:

Kwin Poco, short fine gyal with 'gorodo pot' nyash. tongue cheesy kiss I don't envy that hair you have on your head. The heat in Lagos is too much biko. It's all natural for me these days. embarassed

I've been to Oniru on two occasions, although I have never heard of this Moist beach until today.

Oniru beach is crowded, which is why I have never really liked that place. I dislike crowds with a passion because nature is not chaotic, and even when it is, there is a certain order to that chaos. What is the essence of going close nature then get turned off by the frenetic activities of human beings?

I am going to visit another beach this year. Some where private and quiet. Somewhere you can sit and listen to the ocean and sand speaking to you. Nature speaks, you know. The problem is her voice gets lost in noisy places like Oniru angry

Just corrected it. Should have been N4000.

Ishi stop doing like a village woman. Chop this money now that you are alive. I do not do any form of alcohol, whether na red wine or green one.

Ishilove:

I can't abide red wine, I don't know why. It gets me all tipsy.

So chicken wings and fried yam is 5k? Give me 5k let me cook a full pot of jollof rice with chicken for you, package it inside a warmer and bring along to this beach. You go chop belleful grin

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