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Mistake One Should Never Ever Make! by Nobody: 10:05am On Mar 21, 2020
Here’s a list of thing:
Never fry food naked!
Never lie to your boss.
Never tell a friend or family member that you’re too sick to go out – and then go out!
Never use a condom that has been in your wallet for 5 years.
Never lick an icicle to see if your tongue will stick - it will!
Never show up late for an interview.
Never stand your date up.
Never tell your boss off before quitting. It could come back to haunt you.
Never walk by an open window in your home naked.
Never let your gas tank get down to empty.
Never swear or yell at your in-laws.
Never fix a friend up with somebody you don’t like.
Never call your spouse names.
Never belittle your child.
Never compare your children to


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Re: Mistake One Should Never Ever Make! by Davash222(m): 10:08am On Mar 21, 2020
Never walk by an open window in your home naked




Na guys with carrot dicck you dey tell dat one.
Guys like us with jumbo size like showing off unnecessarily.
We are benevolent enough to allow them see but they can’t taste cos they can’t afford it. Jumbo size ain’t for broke girls.
Re: Mistake One Should Never Ever Make! by Sijo01(f): 10:14am On Mar 21, 2020
Number 1 & 9 cry cry cry
Re: Mistake One Should Never Ever Make! by Fxwarrior: 10:28am On Mar 21, 2020
Sijo01:
Number 1 & 9 cry cry cry
How sweets, No Boss wants a performing staff to leave but a day comes when you find out, you need more challenges to grow.
If you leave albeit his insistence to stay, does it count for it?
Re: Mistake One Should Never Ever Make! by Nobody: 10:31am On Mar 21, 2020
Davash222:
Never walk by an open window in your home naked




Na guys with carrot dicck you dey tell dat one.
Guys like us with jumbo size like showing off unnecessarily.
We are benevolent enough to allow them see but they can’t taste cos they can’t afford it. Jumbo size ain’t for broke girls.
. I'm tempted to ask, is it normal that a girl afford you?
Re: Mistake One Should Never Ever Make! by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:34am On Mar 21, 2020
Life is not rigid. Life is very dynamic and so sometimes these rather restricting laws are broken. That is what differentiates us from robots.
Re: Mistake One Should Never Ever Make! by Yustash001(m): 11:48am On Mar 21, 2020
Cooked up laws......
Re: Mistake One Should Never Ever Make! by Dtruthspeaker: 12:18pm On Mar 21, 2020
Never be Foolish. Learn Wisdom
Re: Mistake One Should Never Ever Make! by crackkhaus: 12:25pm On Mar 21, 2020
Never copy everything you read.
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